spidey jonas

[dannegarcia1987]

Gay ass celebration

[gpappyavnub]

@dannegarcia1987 shutup before i belt ya

[Peeto87]

Where does he get it from?

[luukgoogle]

hero!

[liamwitdre]

he's here he's there.. he's every fucking where spidermaaaaaan

[DjQuick2008]

spidermaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aan

[Keopppp]

jajajajaja que grande jonas es un jugadoraso

[paturuzufortin]

most ridiculous comment i've ever seen in my life.

[Prups]

haha this guy is a legend

[MorrisonDT]

ESPIDERMAN.

Cuantos problemas tienen, España...

[Loopsk12]

the first soccer player that i had ever seen put on a spider man mask  4 a goal celebration was, Otilino Tenorio, who is dead

[iCsnR]

jajaj

[joshuacoulthard]

why, just why?

[ahha6304]

did he wear it with Peterborough?

[GameMan53]

no in protest to the rumors of him leaving he said he was hurt by the rumors

[tck9292]

youre right!

he said after the game: "I left it in the changing room because I have read something in the newspapers that I didn't like about me, that I want to leave Newcastle, so I didn't want to celebrate because it's not true," he said.

"I am happy at Newcastle and I want to be here next year. I want to be here next year in the Premier League and nothing else.

"But yes, next time I will wear it."

[GameMan53]

yes im very happy about him how dame loyal is he! very very loyal to the club these rumors really hurt him

[tck9292]

oh yes! and if im honest i didnt thought he has this great desire to stay with us!!

I'm sooo excited to see his mask when he scores! :D

[bigbuzzums123]

no..

[Darthpryme]

Nope. it was the first game he didn't have it with him since he joined Newcastle

[liam09uk]

just maybe this will happen one day at newcastle

[GameMan53]

probly his next goal

[ahha6304]

and this spider will climb up in St James someday :D

[ThisIsHow2Own]

whens that gona happen in the black and white

[liamn0001]

maybe one day we'll actually see that at st james'

[framkif]

we have been waiting awhile...

[jpmcfc]

it is banned

[AGAR789]

jonas guttierez he's spiderman

[chapman35]

with great power comes great goal celebrations

[projectmayhem86]

your a fucking retard

[stallone05]

olympiakos??? jajaja .....FCB

[nik8gian]

re paidia autoi stin newcastle an eixan ontos paixtarades tha peftan katigoria;;;

[john41199]

re paides ton kserei kaneis auton?ton exei dei kaneis na paizei?

[Pr3d7gr]

entaksei ethniki argentinis paizei, alla den einai kakos, mporoume na ton paroume gia spiderman sto karaisko ( exoyme kai to dixty mprosta sthn kerkida ) :p

[john41199]

file mou emena deksiopodaros pou paizei aristera den mou akougetai k poly kali idea...

[lokelack]

lol what a celebration XD

[portierisss89]

ela sto 8rilo mwri paixtaraa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[john41199]

ti paixtara re file oute pou ton kserw egw prwti fora ton akousa apo tis efimerides...

[portierisss89]

basiko ristero haf e8nikis rgentinis file...e mporei a min einai kalos...out gw to 3erw poli kala allato eixa akousta san pol kalo paixti...distixws omws de 8a r8ei afou emeine 3 mies ektos.. :(

[k06046]

welcome to thrylos

[olympiakaras4life]

OLYMPIAKOS!

[tzoufis]

WELCOME TO OLUMPIAKOS...

[dogas23]

o jonas gutierrez no porto? eu tb acreditava no pai natal... se o Di María for pó Barça por troca com o Keirrison... este será o seu substituto.. Jonas Gutierrez... fds! têm o hulk têm o cebola pôdre, têm o mariânus gonzález e ainda kerem este? Vai o jonás po porto e o bruno alves po newcastle... LOL

[BomberSergio92]

ele tmb é bom defesa esquerdo

[jpnarea]

Welcome to Porto

[spetsnazportugal]

Põe-te nessas figuras que comes banco! Ah e corta o cabelo...

Ai sim seras bem-vindo ao nosso Porto : D

[spetsnazportugal]

Ja temos o Hulk, agora chega o Spider-man... Vamos ficar com uma equipa Marvel : D

[DiasFTW]

LOL

[Jermyn78]

Shame he didn't do that - or much else - during his first season at Newcastle...

[VvVFiR3VvV]

not much you can do when no1 else in the team wants to win.

[garrafaotinto]

pwn

[garrafaotinto]

PWN! lol

[godset4ever]

LOL, amazing!

[malus29]

this is the best video ever, kills me everytime

[adrianfracchia1736]

vea y vote este video.

gracias.

[cymro1993]

Best celebration ever

ledgend

[RhodriR]

doesn't score though so he can't do it

[CarlW21]

he said he has a suprise for newcastle fans, I think it will be a magpie mask lol, also have you noticed he can run past players and through defences like nothing sometimes, but he never seems to pop a shot off or a decent cross

[MauCrisD]

lol he said speederman

[johnbinnsy]

what a cunt

[bldomiraesaminaa]

que golazo del galgo

que vuelva a Liniers donde lo vi jugar cuando mi equipo favorito velez salio campeon en el 05 :)

[rotkhotarkovsky]

En el ambiente de los técnicos, es conocido el motivo principal por el que Jonás Gutierrez llegó a la primera de Vélez. Más alla de un mérito personal, su señora madre desde inferiores, entregaba su cuerpo al técnico de turno para que su hijo juegue y vaya subiendo de categorias hasta la primera

[Zopenkos]

eso es una gran boludes chabon, es conocido en el ambiente de los tecnicos, sin que digas boludeses que la madre de jonas era una terrible rompebolas, por eso es conocido y la odian en la mayoria de los clubes. Lo de que se acostaba con los tecnicos nose quien te lo invento, pero es mentira

[rotkhotarkovsky]

disculpeme si la ofendi senhora...

un beso.

[LewisSmith1992]

even kevin keagan and mike ashley have watched this vid

[JoeLisle]

he's there he's here he's fucking every were

spider man spider man

[hardshaun]

Oh Gutierrez!

From Buenos Aires,

He's Spiderman,

He's our superhero,

Playing on the left or right,

Wearing black and white

& he's fucking dynamite

[geordieprideNUFC]

how deosnt he like him, he's fucking amazing he's too un selfish though.

[xXstewieizcoolXx]

suk me penis

[aksampras]

shut up u fucking indian mother fucker go make a curry ur country is shit at football

[bababoum]

you're a nob.

[JoshNUFCrobins]

gr8 player

[aksampras]

too bad he joined shitty newcastle

[darealjive]

hey why dont you go and play tennis or smthin...

[rekemus]

yeah!

[VANGAMME]

Never heard of this guy till he came to Newcastle but I've got to say what a find!

[4evatoon]

To be fair to Tony Jimenez and co. they found a real gem here. Also with Bassong as well. Shame they worked above Keegan not advising him.

[bababoum]

well if Keegan didn't like it then tough. If I was manager I'd be delighted if my scouts found someone like Jonas, especially for the amount of money they paid.

as much as I will always love Keegan, he threw a tantrum and left us in the shit. Kinnear's doing a good job at pulling us in the right direction.

[paxandriu2]

jonas the best!!!i´m from mallorca look play jonas is big big player!

[DavenSnitsky]

Respect. I'm a Liverpool fan but I also can talk to Everton fans like we're friends. I hate people who HATE other fans or clubs.

[bababoum]

so do I, it's so petty.

[Storzie14]

we shud d hs celebration at the match when he scores,, imagine th whole of st jamess bouncin round doin the spidey

[XiaOwns]

like you can talk shut up filthy nigger

[zekalow]

jonas is one of the most influential players on the pitch, can be compared to zidane ronaldinho etc

[mattyenglish123]

how racist is that, no need for that

[aniketvd]

fk both ov ull

i love sunderland

[JammyWaad]

all these boro fans commenting shit. STFU last season your top scorer was your centre back, what does that say about your forwards, before boro A Alves had one of the best goal records in the world, and now? he has scored about 4 goals in 20 games.

[JackUnderwood08]

i think it's a good signing for Toon

[HennoGarvey]

Bear in mind that your local pub team could probably beat most non major spanish sides.

[NickPwnsUTube]

im a nufc fan. this guy is amazing. although, i hate to think where he keeps that mask during the game.

lol

[danbell06]

supposedly hes not allowed 2

[liverpoolmckay]

Im just gutted this player wasnt signed by liverpool!!!! he is fast skillfull can pass and can tackle. Guarantee he will be one of the buys of the season for all premier league clubs

[danbell06]

yes he is my friend. Im a geordie nd can honestly say hes probably the signing of the season, so far..

[TdA7freestyle]

i know mate. he's got pace, can run with the ball and beat people for fun (even a load of Arsenal players who are bloody quick). And then we sign Riera - who i guarantee will not be a success as he's so slow, and his only ability is a good cross which we don't need.

[PinicleRiot]

yeah =) im a newcastle fan and i would like to thank  you as an oposing fan to compliment a player and not ridicule him =)

[4evatoon]

Would take some deal by Wise and Co for him not to be signing of the season. He looks immense.

And Boro fan, why you search a video for a newcastle player?

[madeinbarmston]

he's here, he's there, he's everyfcukin where, he's spiderman he's spiderman. quality signin for the toon, come on lads

[eagles105105]

Middlesborough are possibly one of the worst and most boring teams in the prem they haven't got one interesting player and they cannot fill they're ground. It would be a happy day for the entire premiership wen they get relegated and promote a team which can fill their ground once every 5 seasons. Boro are SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!

[wilde33]

Incse u didnt know you thick deluded jawdee cun*.Middlesbrough actually have one of the best fan based websites an natural suppourt in the premier leauge.We stick by our managers and our team.You thick skunk cunt* boo your own players AND managers as soon as they have a bad spell.I bet sam alardyce is so fukin glad he got fired from you pack of idiotic assholes.You say we are boring?! lmao..check yourself out you silly barcode boy.YOU need to get relagated and let a team like doncaster rplace u.

[samnoli1]

I support Man City but yeh this guy looks quality!

[123hoythere]

i hope we get to see plenty of this for newcastle

[wilde33]

Thats the best result newcastle will get...seein tho you lot are fukin garbage..Kachekieran?..u say egyptian striker 4 goals a season? lol....he only played around 4 games because he was injured all season.Micheal owen is your best striker and how many games has he played? and how many goals has he scored? lmao...practice what you preach you sad barcode cun*s.

[bababoum]

Owen's appeared in 47 games and scored 20 goals. Which incidentally is more than ANY player in your current squad has scored for you.

[wilde33]

is that somthing you or micheal owen is supposed to be proud of? lol.you just watch this season...your gettin relagated.Your one of the worst teams in the premier leauge.

[bababoum]

yeah you're right, scoring more goals than any boro player isn't that impressive. Good luck for the rest of the season.

[jazzmaverick69]

your such a fucking idiot! we've signed some quality players in the summer, we have an excellent manager, nd micheal owens goalscoring record is better than any player you have got or ever will have! u couldn't even dream of signing a player with the quality of michael owen. who the hell thats any good is gonna play for you third rate team with your third rate stadium and thord rate support? i could go on but i'm afraid i might get rsi

[Osicles]

This guy was class against man-ure. Can't wait till he scores in the prem.

[simbadboi]

i a man utd fan n i must say he a sik player. good signin for newcastle

[ImCoolUrHot]

yup, he was phenomenal, what really impressed me was his work rate and defending

[jamesblackburn9]

his game against man u was fucking great

big things to come from him

[danlydiate123]

fkin hell this guy is immense ive just watched man united vs newcastle it was 1-1 by the way but my word man united were shittin themselves at times when he had the ball and had a run

[kachekieran]

sorry,that middlesborough fan u are probably the dumbest cunt ever..u dont know what ur talking about,u claim that middlesborough are better than newcastle and dont have one valid reason,and why the fuck wud u say owen is bad hes been injured for most of the time hes been with us and when hes played hes done very well so cop on to your life and support a real team who have a bit of promise about them and dont have some retarded egyptian striker who gets 4 goals a season as your best player..

[KopitesRule]

I can see that the retarded Egyptian striker has already got off the mark and Micheal "injured" Owen still hasn't. Mido scored 11 goals in his first season in English Football, 2 on his debut and had 10 assists, Respect is due, asshole.

[kachekieran]

well i personaly support liverpool and i didnt make the comment my friend did although Newcastle r clearly betr then middlesborough lol giv me ONE jst ONE reson to prove newcastle r worse then middlesborough

[lewins7]

Anyway, scruffy smog lady-boy, just out of curiosity why are you searching youtube for Newcastle players? Pretty wierd thing to do realy.

[123col1n123]

Newcastle , Newcastle , Newcastle!!!! (we don't care what you say, we love Newcastle all the bloody way! ) :-) (don't agree???...phone some one who gives a shit!)

[wilde33]

Hahahahah stupid geordie fucks have signed a sunday leauge player obsessed with spiderman hahahaha. You need to hurry the fuck up and buy some new decent players because your team is fu*in dog sh*t man ! hahaha...yas are goin down this season...:)

MFC for life.

[lewins7]

Wilde33 Boro are a farce you tart, one solitary trophie in there entire existence and that's still only the micky mouse cup, and you havn't even finished past top 8 either. You are entitled to having a pop at th Toon, but when you do it would probably be best if you didn't call us shit, becuase no matter show shit we are, we're a hole lot better than your lot you dirty, bastards from Mordor.

[wilde33]

Orite soz there skunk...we have won more than you have you fat pie eating geordie cun*.Mickey mouse cup is better than no cup you useless pack of kevin kegan dick suckin twerps.You aint know where near as good as us lol...not a chance...your possibly the worst team in the premiership..or close to it at least....your best player is owen...and he is truly awfull.Have a bad day ..and i hope you get munched by man u :).

[lewins7]

We've won the leage 4 times, the FA Cup 6 times and the Fairs Cup once. Yous have won a micky mouse teddy so no, you havn't won more than us you thick deluded tart. And as shite as we are we still finished above your dire lot, you clueless, scruffy twat.

It's a bit pointless trying to say anything to you though anyway as you clearly dont follow football, good look for the season, maybe you can fill half your ground once in a while... Boro. Shite team, even worse fans.

[bababoum]

wilde33, are you named after your hero and fellow bender Oscar Wilde? Shame you don't share his intelligence or quick wit.

[Skblole]

Pity he won't do that one in Newcastle

[richie69gee]

along with half of the players at the club players that used to be good but for some reason always tend to do shite at newcastle or they leave and end up unreal you poor poor fucks its a vicious circle haha! gutted

[richie69gee]

newcstle wer lucky to not get relegated last season and they will be doing the same this season the prem is far too competitive now for the shit that they play tbf im putting a sneaky 5 quid bet on them getting relegated this season king kev cant do fuck all without money to spend hes always bin the same wont change hes only ther to fund his retirement

[mickeydefty]

cant wait to see his celebrations in a toon shirt! TOON ARMY !

[conjig]

I think the celebration was a once off

[bababoum]

I think he said that he only did it this once as a promise to a kid he met in a cinema showing Spiderman 3

[domthehedwaffmag]

I dont think they banned it, I think he jus chose not to do it.

[Skblole]

He would get a yellow card, the same punishment he would get if he took his shirt off. That's why..

[carlosyamates]

I don't understand why they have banned this celebration. He Did it as a promise to a young lad at the cinema while they were watching spider man - Its not like the fowler celebration!lol!

[atlass8]

y do they have to ban this celebration...its great..newcastle fans sorrry..

[nufcpaul1993]

Few more signings now Hope he scores first game of season against man united

[colindlynch]

He does not get to wear that mask very often though. Look at his goals per game ratio....lol

[rioisaduck]

TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!

[geordiejonmac79]

Would love to see that 1st game of the season, live on sky!!! lol

[geordieboy1234]

all the makems watch clips of potential newcastle targets for two reasons

1. their players arent usually good enough to have their own videos.

2. its even quieter on wearyside than tyneside on the transfer front!!

[Broccolivreter]

Feyenoord!

[maverickslb80]

Some newspapers said that he could play for Benfica this year... too bad it didn't happen, I would love to see him play in my club and celebrate goals like this!

[bababoum]

sad isn't it? :D

[danfrz]

fuck tha makems have they seen this lad play n have u seen his celebration we have got the best celebration in the prem with this lad so getin tha toon fuck the makems too 4 life

[decostaproductions55]

DANSKAA your soo true these mackems look at the toon clips cos they envy our popularity and signings..... lets all laff at sunderland

[roe212]

Lets all laff sunderland, la la la la ,la la la la.Howay the Lads!

[seanieboy15]

ha ha another newcastle flop

[howaythetoon9]

Horrible mackem twat.

[jjherd]

he will be a fukin laff. luff it if he scores at old traffod n dus dat

[FinnersLFC]

TOON GETTIN RELEGATED

[ajaymammoth]

MACKEMS GETTIN RELEGATED

again

[Mickyxo]

Cordone Was Class!

For At Least Two Games Anyway:P

[VANGAMME]

Two more words. Daniel Cordone

[bababoum]

I think Enrique's done alright.

[howaythetoon9]

I know who signed Enrique mate. I was on about giving an example of players that has we have purchased from the Spanish league that have not failed at Newcastle!

Argy international. Don't get much better tbh.

[howaythetoon9]

What the hell you on about mate? We need so much midfielders its rediculous.

Geremi - Shite.

Butt - Hasn't got long left.

Barton - Shite, probably going to get sacked.

Emre - Probably gone.

Milner - Maybe going.

Duff- Shite.

That leaves us with N'zgobia and Jonas. We could do with at least 3 more midfielders. A striker and one centre half. Attack is the best form of defence!!

[kezmund]

barton isn't shite, he'd be a big loss, he was outstanding towards the end of last season.

[howaythetoon9]

Enrique has been good for Newcastle.

When Keegan signs players slightly unknown they always turn out to be quality!

[asterbrown]

come on the toon army

[deanojammin]

He looks like the type of player us toon fans love. Keegans signings have always been pretty astute.

[pipes910]

TOON TOON....

[seanieboy15]

i bet he will be another newcastle flop!!!

[ryan18toonarmy]

jonas is gonna be a massive hit with the toon army i know it! go on saaan

[samuelthegreat1]

we got all the geordies ransacking this video!!

[Joe110284]

I think the case in point is that when the players sign for Newcastle they're generally pretty good or have shown potential. However, once the incompetent Newcastle coaching set-up has caught up on said players, their careers are ruined and they may as well be resigned to conference football the rest of their lives.

[bababoum]

that's a fair comment, but recently the facilities at the club have gone through a major overhaul and been updated. So hopefully that won't be the case anymore.

[johndanbutz]

is that albert in disguise?can kev make the same silly mistakes as the last goon in charge?find out in next weeks episode....

[FlanniganisaRACIST]

last goon in charge?

fuck you, first of all who are you to be critical of king kev?

second off get your fucking facts right it was souness who bought luque, hardly the last goon in charge, learn what shit you spew before you spew it

[dons77]

souness was told he could get luque for £2 million, not £10 million, it was the board who bought him. souness wanted someone else. that is a fact.

[FlanniganisaRACIST]

to quote the fellow i replied to

"can kev make the same silly mistakes as the last goon in charge?"

it implies the last manager in charge so...

and don't defend souness, he was a terrible manager, worse since gullit 2bh

[ziplob666]

Aye, let's hope we see more of his 'shooting' skills than the last expensive import from La Liga...

[FlanniganisaRACIST]

i agree, enrique has displayed naught shootingwise

[matt140781]

c'mon the toon!!! HOWAY THE LADS

[djmaxib]

just hope he turns out to be good for us

[B3LLYNUFC]

FUCKING LEGEND

[ssteveo91]

what have the toon done now fucking hell