Learn Hebrew

[11784iceman]

Good I want to learn more bad words

[kidMallok]

0:34 CUNT means yes in Hebrew !! wow I want to learn!!

[ThatAudioChocolate]

@kidMallok No no no, Hi is yes.....But that is wrong spelling..Make the Hgh-i sound..Then put together for Hghi(yes)

[iehuda777]

very nice your pronunce! in hebrew of course haha

[ThatAudioChocolate]

@iehuda777 They not even pronounce yes the right way...For why??

[iehuda777]

@ThatAudioChocolate i did not understand you..... what do you want to know?

[iehuda777]

very nice your pronunce!

[barbiboo]

Retarded, satan-loving slime clearly with tiny dicks. Ugly bastard children, try shaving.

[JakeundSelenafan]

im german and so hard! i cant say words like that :DD

[ultravsmodern]

Shalom, They speak Sephardi or Ashkenazi mother tongue?

[ImaRoboNinja]

Ishai i love you!!! xD

[3aladal3ona]

definetly 'son of a bitch' is a 'must' lol we should learn it in all languages! in spanish= hijo de puta

[themaiasaura]

Isn't "Ben zona" son of a whore?

[wellsphere1]

@themaiasaura

yes.



[coolgirlomo]

after seeing this video i definatly wanna learn hebrew hahaha

[YpmaEnterprise]

rofl

[Katerynale]

hahahahaha kos eima shelkha lol

[bab3iiblush]

this is funny lol (:

[hawtshrlyn]

the one on the right is cute;)

[Sprayfaint]

you left out ya efes, a favorite of mine

[gabababa25]

hahah those really are the basic words you need to know going to israel

[PwnManDude]

oh my god you are awesome.

[ThatSomeSpecial]

Haha.. you guys suck

[Maurinovsky]

Stupid butt buddies and their retarded videos!!!!! How do you say fuck you homos in hebrew??

[NoSpeakyWhenITalky]

Whats WTF in Hebrew?

[lforlight]

@NoSpeakyWhenITalky There's something for "what the hell", which is "Ma La'azazel".

[gagaarden]

thats ausome!!! lol

[Schyoa]

@islalaam shut up......

seriosly don't you have life!?

[mishallka]

@islalaam FUCK YOU -you kill our children with no murcy,we kill yours .you see commets like urs really piss me off ,sad thing the world doesnt sees it like we do ,oh wait, i forgot,cus they DONT CARE,or know anyways- all they see is you cry for stuff you do-like droping bombs that cut some 4 year old boy leg and say israel did it to make the world belive were killers -its not israel that teaches a 6 year boy to use a gun ! so just STFU

[sherinysheriny]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH :'D

[1donella1]

HAhah lol בן זונה

[DaisyDiamonds21]

lol funny!

[englisharab]

i love so much

[tomer20072]

גדוללל!!

[RussianFreak1]

@kel464

Shalom to you too-)

[yomtumthai2]

cool

[journeymnme]

The Lord Bless you and keep you the Lord make His face shine upon you and give you peace forever. I am sorry you are angry and hurting. We lift you up to the Lord G d to be healed forgiven and felt worthy of love

[stealthkiller2107]

Scientific studies over the course of years have determined that a Sephardic Jew's cock is usually twice the size of an Ashkenazi's.

[mrchulo25]

ط فرشاة أسناني مع الحمص

אני מצחצח שיניים עם חומוס

[yoav28]

That's a bit weird/Anti-Semitic :P

[laddo79]

bullshit

dna tests say otherwise...

[stealthkiller2107]

Show me these DNA test results. There is no significant evidence that indicates that Ashkenazis are related to us.

[laddo79]

Read what is written first of all

i said dna taste prove thhey are real Jews not Safardians! the same apply to You.

and how dare you cal Ashkenazi jerk offs?

Ffor more than 2000 years they maintained culture and big even bigger with Yidish as a main language

[laddo79]

more than 5 million Ashkenazi diied in consatration camp cos they were Jews and you dare to call ashkenazi jerk offs?

They phisically rebuuilt Israel and invited all Jews to live under one roof after years of supression they still run this country and help all Jews (see Yemen) you dare to call them jerks offs?

[laddo79]

which fucking part of history u missed?

safardians living under fucking nazi franco doing fucking nothing? or American Ashkenazi spending every fucking cent to fight fucking n azis and chase them up till thhey caught and sentanced?

[laddo79]

you can have yr own country after centuuries and feel safe thankks to those jerks offs u blody twat

and y yr hebrew sound so Ashkenazi and not safardian? may i ask? and y the guy to the left do not look Jewiish enough if we fallo yr fucking twisted thining? u racist?

[laddo79]

no most cannot pronounce all the sounds You guys can...

what is my point? you started misiter....scroll down....read and you will know why i written what i written....just dont like other Jews or anyonne else calling Ashkenazi fake as they are not and they suufferred more than anyone else and I am not retarded but emootional and I was sarcastic at some point and ironic...You know what ironic means? omg :)

[laddo79]

we the what? how old are you fucking piece of shit? what have you done in yr life?

only a total fool of yrself

[37rrga]

Dude, you gotta calm down. i am Georgian Mizrahi Jewish. And i love all types of Jews. Honestly, I think we should forget the words Ashkenazi, Sephardi, and Mizrahi. That is what makes borders between us. We should all be just Jew.

Look at Israel, they're good at that. Some are Moroccan and part Romanian and part Polish, and etc.

What I'm saying, is just forget the differences between us, and start loving each other. We can't get peace with the world, if we don't have peace with each other.

[37rrga]

btw this was @stealthkiller2107

[Katerynale]

@stealthkiller2107 LIARRRRRRRRRRRR...fuck u and israel..although i'm israeli =\

[rachie4444]

fuck you. ashkenazis are not jerk offs

[ibnuibrani]

@stealthkiller2107

sorry you aint sephardi...impostor

Im sefardi and I love my ashkenazi fellows

[stealthkiller2107]

@ibnuibrani

you're probably a faggot and you love sucking cock

[mateo2]

@stealthkiller2107

Sorry bro, but genetic science proves otherwise.

[stealthkiller2107]

@mateo2

I was joking. No hard feelings brah. 

[hamsterinmybum]

lmao

[Kubangpasu]

u at the right is hot, n both of u r hotttt... i kid u not... this boost my spirit to learn neo-hebrew becoz i never feel bored looking at u, hehehe ; P

[monkieb]

hhahahaha this is great!!!!

[TheHoodst]

How is Israel? I know Hebrew but I live in the United States, and I'd like to visit sometime.

[veswanx]

i dont know, but you're hot ;)

[TheLirlir]

חחחח איזה חמודים :]

[yoav28]

כפרעלייך תודה, אבל השתננו =\

[mikedilv]

if it is spoken with aleph bet, it is spoken with the holy language. Be respectful.

[yoav28]

come on take it easy, it's our mother language, and i don't find it so holy, i find the Dutch the holiest language...or Norwegian

[Katerynale]

@yoav28 what about ARABIC? :P

[YpmaEnterprise]

@yoav28

Haha im dutch but i'm trying to learn hebrew. it's fucking hard

[yoav28]

@YpmaEnterprise de talen lijken op elkaar. met de harde G's bedoel ik. maarja, de regels zijn verschillend

[Shemaraba]

@yoav28 I speak Dutch... Wanna learn? :P

[yoav28]

@Shemaraba hmmm misschien heb ik wel zin in

[Shemaraba]

@yoav28 :D Lol!

[mrPam69]

OMG... you guys are great!!! lol!!! I love Israel & you guys are hilarious!! Thanks for the great video... I learned a lot motek!

[yoav28]

i'm happy you are our biggest fan :P

[underOATHxxVans]

Chamuddddeeem <3

[halomaniac223]

jew for life bitches. JEW POWER! LOL

[veswanx]

i would love to fuck the guy in the orange t shirt he's tov tov ;)

[yoav28]

how should i react to this? :P

[Katerynale]

@yoav28 smile and walk away awkwardly :P

[Isbravo48]

Seriously?

[mikedilv]

Hey guys, I know that Hebrew is your mother tongue and therefore is something that is very routine and informal for you. Remember that this is the holy language Hashem used to create the world and that Moshe used to write the Torah. Please use it in the manner Hashem wants it used. Please. Todah.

[keynanbs]

lol who the fuck told u that mosh wrote the torah?

just shut up..

[rotemsh1]

hey man it isnt the bible language, it is new hebrew, slang

[Mansour70390]

fuck u guy's hummus is arabic fuck isreal

[sharonaama1]

עכשיו אני יודעת עברית, תודה. (:

[mishallka]

@sharonaama1 חחחחחחח ואי הרגת אותי

[ShadowCrashed81]

"I have rockets in my garden" funny.

[DarkElite100]

hahah! thats awesome

[brotherabdullah1991]

lmfao..at first i thought it was serious until i heard him say "son of a bitch"

[Minya8]

ahhaha ha funny

[genu1ne]

Cool video.

But why are you mentioning arabic dishes, when this is a tutorial of learning hebrew?

[SocialDemon09]

hahahah =P well, we all eat the same food and have the same dishes, even the language is not that different...... this is coming from an Arab person =D

oh btw, I have a question for all ppl who speak Hebrew out there.... why does the letter "R" have 2 different pronunciations??? like I heard some ppl pronounce it like in Arabic and English and some other ppl pronounce it like in French or German language

[ShmorgelBorgel]

Good question. The reason is that people speak Hebrew that is influenced by other countries' languages and dialects. Truthfully, the "resh" should be more like an Arabic sound (or Spanish), made with the tongue touching the teeth,and that is the way most Jews of MidEast background pronounced it, but many Israelis with roots in Eastern Europe, Germany, where most dialects of German & Yiddish the 'r' sound was pronounced in the throat, so that influenced how it was pronounced in Hebrew.

[SocialDemon09]

ahaaaa, now it all makes sense to me =P thank you for actually taking the time to answer my question. I've been wondering about that for a long time now, especially after listening to the difference in the 2 versions of the song "Bo" by Rita and Ivri Lider

[B21983]

just to add to Shmorgel's point...modern Hebrew (Israeli) adopted Western Sephardic pronunciation and as Shmorgel noted, Jews from Europe could not or did not pronounce their Hebrew with a strong guttural sound as it exists in Arabic. But, it is clear that biblical Hebrew sounds much closer to Arabic -- containing a "W" sound (wa' for 'and' instead of 've') a "Th" and a "J".

[SocialDemon09]

thanks for the info =D it really helped ^^

[ShmorgelBorgel]

Israelis eat mostly the same food as Arabs, Hummous, falafel, etc...it's part of the region, so the cuisine is similar, and more than half of the Jews in Israel have roots in Arab countries, like Syria, Iraq, Egypt, etc...(also Morocco Tunisia, so they eat couscous too). so they've been eating this kind of food for a while,but even the Jews whose families came to Israel from Europe are used to eating/drinking things like hummous, falafel,kanafeh, sahleb, etc..

[kopitetommy]

I want sign up to your class, I've seen many attractive Israeli women in my time and feel a trip out there is necessary.

[rencrow]

what does this mean?

הישראלים הם רוצחים ילד

[funkyfuhrer]

it means 'Yes"

[SuperAlexrios]

hebrew God language

[royroy95]

יש לי טילים בחצר??????? מהההההההה??

[Berrymore84]

ken it's easy to learn the colloquial but not grammar. it could be as hard as Arabic too.

[blabityblabblab]

the dark haired guy is hot. :) a little skinny, but i could work with that.

[Berrymore84]

yeah. go check out their other videos too. he looks even more gorgeous in short hair. the white guy very cute too...

[blabityblabblab]

i don't care much for short hair, but thank you for the suggestion! :D

[Berrymore84]

oh haha..i guess not your taste then...anyhow he looks cute in short/medium hair. do you like Arab or Mid Eastern guys? even if you're gay that's not a problem at all. i'm open minded.

[Berrymore84]

he got sexy eyebrows don't you agree?

[roeycolinyon]

חהחה! אהבתי! XD

haha! loved it!

[Berrymore84]

alo, ma shlomcha? both guys look very sexy n hot. em... i wondering if u guys r gay? ever went to gay pride in tel aviv?

[smoochielipz21]

ahahahha!

[maya1332]

lol

nice videoXD

את זה אני כותבת כי אני מבסוטה שאני יודעת עבריתXDD

אגב,נקרעתי מהקטע של הכוסברה,זה היה טובXD

[TlGBC]

alif beit

[ultravsmodern]

@TlGBC

continue Vet Gimmel Dalet Hey Vav Zayin Chet Tet Yod Kaf Chaf

hehe

wow I can speak the Hebrew aleph beit

[peanutbutterhaircut]

and i also want to know meat and dairy is a very good mix in hebrew and please please give me more bacon in my faloffal?

[peanutbutterhaircut]

How do you say I am a secular Jew in hebrew

[tFighterPilot]

Ani Yehudi Khiloni

[B21983]

ani yehudi hiloni (or just hiloni)

[coolinen2007]

nice video haha

allahuakbar

[bambidenmark]

you are so sweet guys! Thank you for posting this. It was really funny! Love from Denmark

[HunterXray]

שבת שלום!

[mexiacn100boy]

i what to lean hebwer to talk to isrealic people i dont what to talk bad words to them to put a vio that i can learn from in a good way

[bluepunk559]

when i posted my comment i didnt watch the vid i did now and hahaha funny

[bluepunk559]

You guys suck lol im just kidding you guys are cool awesome vid hope to visit israel soon

[pulpin77]

hahahahaha hi im isaac from peru and pls tell more bad words in hebrew. Great to see you here !

bye.

[salinmt]

you guys are SO cute!!

[fb1907killforfun]

I learn hebrew too!

There is a small synagoge next village to me in Istanbul. Its hard to learn the letters!

and the pronuncation as well.

[infokemp]

I've got rockets in my garden fucking genius! LOL

[yuvaly5]

כוסברה זה לא באנגלית!

[mimithebratzdoll]

le tizdayen :|

[uarhara]

i am from saudi arabia i think i can understand some hebrew even i never took real lessons of the language but the problem is - accents!!! so many of them are used i don't have clew what they said i hope things get better between us

[B21983]

You should be able to understand many Hebrew words because of they are from the same langauge family (Semetic). Hebrew accents may be hard for an Arab - interesting to note: Hebrew pronunciation used to sound more like Arabic; Modern Israeli hebrew has lost much of the guttural sound that Arabic has. But Yemenite Jews especially still speak Hebrew with a more "authentic" accent.

[HunterXray]

אנחנו אוכל לחם וגבינה יחד.

We eat bread and cheese together

This should have a "guttural" sound within every word :)

[HunterXray]

All but גבינה which means cheese. :)

[B21983]

lol yes, those string of "khet"s are guttural...but if you want to hear real guttaral hebrew, speak to a Yemeni Jew, Israeli-Arab or Samaritan.

very good Hebrew, marvelous that an American Christian is learning it. Kol HaKavod!

[HunterXray]

I only know about 100 or so words so far. But with little bites, I hope be able to learn Hebrew in a few years or so. :)

[Seanbhi]

idiots

[Jewceman1]

i don't believe you guys are jewish, pull down your pants lol! watch out for scuds and woman with beards who appear very overweight...they might come after you !

[LilGangy]

99.9% of ur language comes from arabic

[ItzikV]

Arabic and Hebrew are both Semite languages. It doesn't mean Hebrew comes from Arabic. Had it been the case, all Arabians would have known Hebrew easily and Israelis would have know Arabic easily. That is not case, and I can assure you.

[Imad9494]

I think you don't know that Arabs and Hebrews was brothers, arabs where from the nurse, hebrews where from the wife, i cant explain the whole story because its so long, try to search for this story, its so interesting, BUT, do not get the story from an arab.

Hope to understand something.

[ItzikV]

Of course I know the story, especially because I'm Jewish living in Israel. This fact gives me the privilege to say what I've said. I know better then you about Hebrew and Arabic and the differences between the two. Though they are both from the same Language Family, they are not as similar as you have assumed.

[yerushalmit]

Hebrew is much more ancient than arabic

[anamasteos]

I've got rockets in my garden! LOL!!

[SapSapy]

חחח שרוטים... ממש מוכרים לי

[rotarywinboy]

lol ! Can be useful tho x-D

[yerushalmit]

hahahaha, funny(:

[vasemedroserii]

Idiots

[xrawkx4xchrist]

Ahaha that was wonderful XD

[5litleducks]

HAHAHAHA are you guys israeli? I am and I agree with you guys says . Falafel & hummus are my favorite food and prob most of israel loves it =]

[salucavabien]

dat's great! :p

[rcdude619]

hummus its food

[rocanlovercommander]

i love homos?

[MiaVOGUE]

haha , i seriously laugh each time i watch this film ;D

were in israel do you live ? :)

[happyprawn]

Really sad to hear such foul language.

[studentreviews]

haha i laf chumus as well

[psychov1989]

you fucking bosnian peace of shit I fucked your mother you fucking peace of shit

[SHARON4844]

חחחחחחחחח להית

[hanudanm]

مااقول الا كلاب مجمعة

هيه انت وياه كل واحد ياكل زق كبره وينطم

الله ابوكم مبزرة ويهود

كملت!!!

[silverman189]

uh i learnd alot this video was a big help because i really want to know how to speak in hebrew grazie

[FernandoTorresfan23]

yafeeeeee

[Sopherian]

hahahaha lol xD en nu hoe je het schrijft? :p

[jameel7]

לך תזדיין אתה יא מנייק ,אני מרהט בדרום.

[aniyakhol]

HAHAHA! that's funny!

[jacksonboyfreddy]

what the fuck everrrrrrrrrrrrrr !! fuckin stupid israelis !! may god nuke your race and your language off the planet !

[kaldzzz]

your a typical muslim... khara

[rjkhbjni]

lol!

[DkzMarie]

...eerhm I don't think it was THAT easy to learn. :P

[smokindaganj]

חחח...מצחיק מאןד

[NataliofArabia]

lol!!

[dersonne]

I have rockets in my garden .... very useful vocabulary !

[857blocked]

You're not even Semitic hence not Israeli (ie Israelite), why don't you go back to the Khazarian gutter you came from, ie Georgia and Russia?

[faszika]

the stuff they dont teach u ba ulpan =D =D

[mocosafea]

lmho a few of these I had already learned from my Israeli friend. Great video

[BlumiLand]

lol i know hebrew :P

im from israel

[myyyel]

boy in right is so sweet! :D ^^

[eba87]

yoav, are u originally from russia? and who's dat ishai?is he ur frend or a relative?

u do look like a buddy of mine, amit serper but we're older than u i guess..amit is also an israeli and he's much involved in the NET

how old r u?