UNCHAP "The Dollar Store"

[TakingEnvy]

0:31 That was so funny

[DJKID777]

has he been running he sound like he out of breath he keep breathing hard

[popp1nbottlez]

DO YOU REALIZE HOW HILARIOUS IT IS THAT UNCLE JOHN IS WEARING A NEON VEST AND HARDHAT IN A GROCERY STORE

[myf0lk]

I swear

That I will not tell anybody stuff i dont know

And I will get a manual tonight and read over our stock

should be every store workers creed

[DaBlindKungFuMastuh]

this is part of Obama's new job creation program

[TVirusINC]

"You see that big crack right there?" - He's referring to that fat woman's Crack. Lol.

[PunchNugget]

sexy girl at 3:20 !!! your welcome!

[brochill69]

@PunchNugget dude she's like 12

[IncensePeppermints68]

@brochill69 she was probably 14 to 18

[burtontoker]

LOL

[isaacarellano23]

I used to be with UNCHAP, then i took an arrow to the knee

[DrawenStandard]

Should've randomly yelled EARTHQUAKE!

[iguanaman07]

U.N.C.H.A.P "We're all over the place doing all kinds of jobs"

[bmxrider222]

2:11 DUMB FAT BITCH

[Karknight037]

@ 2:01 is that a hat or an easter basket?

[TitanicMasta]

When you made people repeat what you said, you should have said a bunch of random numbers to confuse them.

[dasgemuse]

i work at the dollar tree, and dont think for a second that you are the oddest person to enter a dollar store... this kinda shit happens ALL the time.

[privateryn14]

"im a stalker" TEEEHEHEHE

[Zoserbirdie]

you only got one head! hahaha

[StormTecify]

Good acting UncleJohn

[AdailyJayloss]

he has a such a mellow tone to his voice it makes everything even funnier.

[dannykh1]

2:44-what the hell is a magic towel?

[aricman100]

1:04 WTF! did he just say he a stalker?jk

[theboss6191]

@aricman100 stalker means he fillsup whats missing in the store lol

[Kbeets]

@theboss6191 false...a "stocker" refills stock in stores....and a "stalker" is a fucking creep

[cokerockstop2]

1:02 unclejohn_ "youa a store clerk right?"

guy_ "me?"

unclejohn_ "yeah"

guy_"No ima STALKER ;)"

[tommytickle420]

lmao



[hayzuz3]

his tone of voice is funny

[wherestheremotenow]

Are You Drunk?

[wcwify]

Ya only got one head.....heehee

[SARMA1956]

good

[ZariaRosalynn]

Is UNCHAP an real company?

[steven47234]

@ZariaRosalynn its an organizzation but yea

[aestheticpardox9]

@ZariaRosalynn it's made up

[iMakeBeats808]

lmfaoooooooo i only go to the dollar store for yoo-hoo, and hot cheetos!

[AwesomeA111]

I'm a stocker, stalker. Lol.

[MrGradeABadass]

2:03 - John C Riley

[ROYALNOZGUL]

Be careful. Be careful. Lol

[doihave2putaname]

crack kills

[Shromz]

should of made Jack trip on the crack

[mrbutterscotchfun]

Jack vale shoulda walked and tripped over one of the cracks

[FuckTheMJHaters87]

@mrbutterscotchfun That Would BE The Funniest Thing In The World! xD

[mvpsychonaut93]

@xRedFoo209x sausage legs homie nothing nice about that

[imafuckingmuffinx3]

the girl at 3:20 she doesnt even have an ass lmfao

[OurCivilizationFalls]

0:35...it's Sergio Busquets!

[AutomatikSystematik]

Is the opening anouncers voice actually Jack Vales voice over?

[dasfuror]

I have 2 heads ;)

[junioryoung8124]

One time i was in the dollar tree with my friend and he stepped in peanut butter.

I smelt it and it was pooop

wheres UNCHAP when you need them.

[cabrerarob]

It would of been great if Jack Vale tripped on the crack

[Asian5uru]

Dollar Stores have freezers and fridge items? Since When! lol

[imafuckingmuffinx3]

@Asian5uru its only in some stores

[anonymous828282]

@Asian5uru The ones in my city do.

[DanielsSFD]

I'm a male I got two heads.

[BryantTheGangstar]

The girl at 3:20 is so damn hot.

[rubbererobin]

she has like no pants on?

And she is like 12..

[MMObot]

i only got one head!!1

if you know whatt i mean loool

[MrDDC12]

they shud have had jack trip over the crack hahahaaha

[MysticFox88]

@MrDDC12 lol I was thinking the same that, that would be hilarious

[HardRockRecords]

wow this is so hilarious !!!!!

[Fredo5227]

Omg Jack should of tripped on the crack in front of those two girls!!

[rauwasp360]

You should have had Jack walk and trip on the crack LMFAO

[goingplaces11]

ahhh i love these videos...seriously, what would i do without them?

[sugargliderpal201]

lol sounded like he said he was a stalker

[SuperChristinaTina]

lol I LOVE that!!

[ChaseTheAce45]

Sombraro of doooooom!!!

[DayLight95]

3:20 LEGS! :P

[Jacobsen1206]

Nice. It could be even funnier if Edbassmaster will take part in one of videos.

[MrDDC12]

@Jacobsen1206 i agree i wish he wud

[JustAnotherLFanGrl]

See, if i took that box right there and threw it at your head. XD

[snyerusaf]

you're hit or miss on your vids....this was a MISS...

[JiizR]

your a store clerk yeah? yeah im a stalker.....

[stupidkid629]

yeah i only got one head lol

[7pinkpanther]

"step over that crack or you'll break your mothers back son"

wow now thats an old people joke at its worst

[FirgineSnake]

that girl looks so hot!

[Lionel4482]

Tyrone Biggums would've said "Crack, where???"

[iMerkyaMelons]

People stop pm'ing me about my comment, it was a joke, I wasnt getting a raging hard on from it so learn some sarcasm, it was a joke jheez!

[stinkleohseven]

is it me or is that one big ass box of tacos at 1:21 ?!

[SuperBeardeddragon]

FIT GIRL AT 3.21 !!!!!!! YEA!!!

[BigSlimmyD]

UNCHAP Coming to a neighborhood near you

[NoobProductions20]

"You only have one head" Not true . . .

[GuitaGal92]

that little notebook had me laughing the whole time

[CountryTonite2007]

There's a lot of hot girls in dollar stores. I see them at dollar tree in the mall in Leesburg,Florida all the time

[VolcomBoy921]

The people talking about the girl at 3:20...shut the hell up. You can't even see her damn face, she just has really short shorts on! Pervs.

[SethDaActor]

@VolcomBoy921 agree

[colorheartedgirl]

@VolcomBoy921 guys are dogs

[muh6666]

@VolcomBoy921 they must be 10 year old virgins

[DrJohnBecker]

@VolcomBoy921 That's the best when you can't see their face.

[iSquishMoths]

@VolcomBoy921 Exactly, she's hot. Fuck the face.

[SteelerEagleFan]

@VolcomBoy921 I respect you for saying that. It must have taken a lot of ovaries.

[DonRMB]

@VolcomBoy921 Exactly! Is like these dudes never seen a girl before?..

[shadowario]

@VolcomBoy921 What are you, Gay?

[BobDawg173]

@VolcomBoy921 wtf is with the sweater and shorts? pointless

[GRNoam]

3:20 omg is a girls on my internets!

[MistakesHappen90]

girl at 3:21 damn

[RBurn90]

"home appearance patrol" laying down the law in stores lol

[hallertard]

I thought guys had 2 heads??

[slamminsammy74]

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[cgountanis]

Jack and Ed #1... John can take a break looking for new material.

[theipodteen]

3:20 chick o yeaaaa

[LtFluffelz]

this is seriously lame

[StreetkillnXD]

3:21 come on show face !

[Nigelxman1]

How tall/short is Uncle John??

[PumawombatDOG]

Lol, are you a cashier?

No

What are you?

I'm a stocker.

[lonewolf7999]

Uncle John, I give you a thumbs up even before the vid starts 'cause I know it's going to be a riot!! :) :) :) Whoa, the Dollar Stores....gonna write alot of citations there ;) ;)

[bubbabrand]

bah, heads grow back

[nathan949494]

2:52 the most awkward moment ever.

[nathan949494]

Is jack vale the voice in the UNCHAP announcement?? i know he does voiceovers

[ronmann606]

uncle john IS THE LAW!

[TwinkleTheDog11]

Why Is Jack Vale in Videos on this channel? I Dont Get It??

[psalm143]

@TwinkleTheDog11

Jack Vale is Uncle Johns Nephew

[tctv1717]

@TwinkleTheDog11 dumbass

[TwinkleTheDog11]

@tctv1717 hahahahahahahhahahahahahaahah

[TwinkleTheDog11]

@tctv1717 hahahahahahahhahahahahahaahah.­

[Br0o0otal]

@TwinkleTheDog11 They are friends..?

[heyarnoldfan12]

@xxxTheUnnoticedxxx u cant even see her face

[JoshFaille]

"We are all over the place doing all kind of jobs" So official, lol

[Themoneymarkman]

Jack should have came in more! He should have tripped over the crack !!!

[SethDaActor]

ew, that 3.20 girl looks like shes 14. Pervs

[mutchima]

@SethDaActor Don't look 14 to me.

[Br0o0otal]

@mutchima Lol ya, she looks about 12. If that's how girls your age look (unless you are 12) i would assume your from Ethiopia.

[ModestJoe]

that was really good how jack said that unchap came to his house the other day lol

[mernstgeek]

before you break your mothers back... 

[born2hate41]

how come you dont add UNCHAP vids to the UNCHAP channel?

[pohanky]

haha

[milkywaycenter]

BORING Little Troll

[ry2sly]

ive seen funnier

[fame925]

hes actually got 2 heads john

[fame925]

i see unchap is very hard work, can hear john huffin n puffin over the mic

[bestpctips]

uncsap united neighborhood store appearance patrol

[williamm911]

he say "stocker" or "stalker"

[mtdeezy]

At 1:55 you should have had Jack act like he tripped over it and make a big commotion.

[DigitalReptile]

SEXY Girl @ 3:19

[dmanbiker]

@roboflyguy You're fucking retarded. Dumping the body was the best political action to take. Muslims have to be buried shortly after death, it's in their belief. To avoid a political shit-storm we buried Osama shortly after death. We buried him at sea because who the fuck wants Osama buried in their country? If Osama never existed, they wouldn't claim they killed him because they would have lost the US public enemy. And if he's not dead, he'd release a video to demoralize America from its lies.

[adrianfalco100]

@roboflyguy thats what im sayen, btw im in michigan.. and ppl are all " nu uh!!" ... i know they wouldnt just dump him.. religion pfft.. they just cutt off his beard named him muhammed and sent him off

[m4ster017]

he needs to do UNCHAP at someones house not in the store

[xLILH3NROCKx]

@m4ster017 Yes, this wasn't funny at all in my opinion. Do UNCHAP at peoples' houses.

[m4ster017]

@xLILH3NROCKx exactly and John should do it with Ed a few times cause Ed is f*ckin hilarious

[tigolbity200]

lol i like how he whispers to them all

[iMerkyaMelons]

whoah 3:20 ;)

[AyeImaBoss]

@iMerkyaMelons

I was JUST going to post that. thumbs up

[iMerkyaMelons]

@AyeImaBoss hahaha so I wasnt the only one who spotted it ;)

[dominator123324]

@iMerkyaMelons I know right

[heyarnoldfan12]

@iMerkyaMelons calm ur ass dude u cant even see her face

[xQuinones716x]

@iMerkyaMelons damn, I didnt notice, shes hott!

[Br0o0otal]

@iMerkyaMelons Damn one sexy ass 12 year old.....

[OptimusPrimeribs]

@iMerkyaMelons I hope these 29 thumbs up are from minors b/c that girl was about 14. XD

[iMerkyaMelons]

@OptimusPrimeribs, she looked about 15/16 to me :L

[zypheraces]

@iMerkyaMelons whoah? what are you 10? it was a girl in a sweat shirt big whoop

[SethDaActor]

@zypheraces agree

[skew06]

@iMerkyaMelons whoa she's probably 14 years old too perv

[Sept0pus]

@iMerkyaMelons Its people like you that make this a bad country

[iMerkyaMelons]

@Sept0pus....why?? And how do you know where I come from? haha

[MassEffectInUrPants]

@iMerkyaMelons whatabout it?

[akibar325]

thats the nicest dollar store iv'e ever seen, I'm more of grocery store man I guess, but damn dollar store steppin up there game !!

[Csapi007]

Jack is way more funny.

[bennie128]

@roboflyguy you cant fake DNA my friend

[adrianfalco100]

@bennie128 u can take it and send him off

[ZombieZifiction]

dude make funny vids. i hate UNCHAP vids. :/

[WideJuly]

Jack should of tripped over the crack at 2:00 just to emphasize how dangerous it really was.

[Dabearszim1]

@WideJuly I thought that he was going too..I was a little disappointed when he didn't

[domtriga]

@roboflyguy dumb conspiracy theorist

[orangemarme]

you come across as creepy, not very convincing ; p, but funny nevertheless

[stfuBUDDY]

damn these are soo boring, thinking about unsubscribing...

[revoltkid123]

@stfuBUDDY okay, go ahead, no one will miss you :P