A Mail to the Atheist Experience (part2/2)

[Ludd3332]

@AtheosRecords And people seem to make the misstake of thinking, not to far back in history, how many great empires have risen and fallen under religious dictators and tyrrants?

[Moppy1988]

5:45.... lolwut

[YesYou123333]

@AtheosRecords I don't think creating a murderous monster will appease anyones fears. Also, if it were so easy to "create" a God and control people why don't dictators do this? Most, if not all, of the dictators in history were atheists.

[YesYou123333]

Atheists crack me up. First they claim we made up God out of fear then they go on to describe the God of the Bible as a tyrant who creates mayhem and kills people and all that scary stuff. Atheists should stick to what they're good at...just plain hating God.

[Atharkas]

@YesYou123333

We don't hate something that do not exist. Don't worry.

[GarretsShadow]

All hail Gus!!

[BlckSbthMan]

3:40

This guy is funny. Bahaha.

All warm and fuzzy!

[backwoodsninja]

I am a disciple of the cosmic bunny rabbit, "Gus."

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

that guy is a scientist of sandwishmology at the jesus children camp cantine

[Jmmerdan]

I think 'the Big Bang Theory' is amusing..

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

"Here's where we have fun with science" LMFAO!!!

[discipleoftheteapot]

'a few bad apples' - one billion people

[JOEFRO2]

"If big bang is correct, than God is the impact of two asteroids". How poetic!

[Yay248]

"Religion has bring out love and understa- BULL!!!" LOL.

Matt rulez.

[Ye4hBuddy]

Deuteronomy 13:6-10 says that if anyone you know or have heard of worships another God, that you should stone him to death with your friends. Also Deuteronomy 13:1-5 says that if there is a prophet who says something that comes true, but then says its because of another God, that person should be put to death. Essentially what it says is: only people who tell the truth and say it's because of Yahweh are right, everyone else are just frauds and deserve to die. Doesn't make sense does it?

[Flagmaster4ever]

Power of cows

[alletiderz]

I want a cow like that!! So bad!!!!!

[MrReasonFTW]

i nearly cried when he said religious people dont cause wars exept for a few bad apples, the whole of islam. Thats just priceless

[Encryptsan]

"If big bang is correct then god is the impact of two asteroids"

That is perhaps the best line I've ever heard

[DandAinTac]

If the Christian fundies were to gain absolute control in this country--the way the Islamic fundies have in Iran or Saudi Arabia, we would eventually see blasphemy become a capital crime, and something akin to the Inquisition would arise. It would be like the Taliban with a Christian spin.

[DandAinTac]

The hosts hit on a very important point here. Christianity is really no better than Islam--the only thing keeping Christianity from being manifestly as bad, is that it is constrained by secular societies. All the negative things that we find so bad about Islam--the same justifications for such behavior can be found in the Bible. As a culture, we mostly ignore those things, thanks largely to our secular culture.

[IPAndrews]

Big bangz happenz when the LOL Catz farted.

[DesertRider94]

@IPAndrews

Thats epic win.

[aphexZero69]

Assdroids assplode and form da universe!1!1!!

[hydra100100]

They should do this every week. Just a small section at the end max. 5 minutes long:

"Mails from morons"

[bonanzaguy04]

If big bang is correct, then god is the impact of two asteroids.

[Experiment47]

"If big bang is correct then god is the impact of two asteroids". LMFAO.

[BrellK]

OMG is that Stonedcommander?

Thank god he's rethought his position on this matter :D

He's really a great guy, just so sad that some people think about this.

[nospacesallowed]

It was Moses and the Midinites.

[fireflygirl246]

atheism to me is partly about believing in myself its also about believeing in other, to be clear I'm using the word believe like "i have faith in my friends". as well its about taking responcablity for my actions and having faith in man kind, even when that faith is tested on a daily basis by theists.

[holio84]

Maybe the writer is referring to scientological thetan creation when asteroids collide.

[wasssup1990]

I don't know. The person's letter could be a joke or it could be legit. Hard to tell - hard to take him/her seriously with all their ridiculous arguments.

[Staldren]

They didn't get it, obviously the letter was a joke -.-

[Pinworm4]

@Staldren Poe's Law.

[DrThunder88]

I believe in myself too. What an astonishing coincidence! Actually, I think that's one of the basic assumptions of human learning.

[ScaryCannibalTrout1]

Secrularism is makes society better!!!!!

[jorge9705]

What a ignorant piece of shit.

[sillysylviesly]

Don't get emotional man. :D be easy!

[JJGMTS]

"Big bang on the head."

What a great line!

[Findulidas]

I still think he was drunk when he wrote it.

[compvm33]

...and with that essigh ah gits a 'bye' in muh ainglush clas daon atchda nat skuul...

[Zentz29]

lol!

[ROLNIKxPL]

"hmmmmm......." - haha awesome

[xtcx2e]

Wow, i mean, holy crap. ive heard some stupid ppl butcher science (like the big bang), but this one is just off the charts.

[TheInvaderBN]

Big bang does happen all the time! I hear one every time i walk by the metal shop near my house

lol!

[andyrooney11]

"Islam is a messed up basket of CRAP" LoL!

[KamasutraButterfly]

1.12 Hmm.....!

[RedMedium]

Ahh. Good times. Exclamation point!

[oldrabidone]

i loled

[ricardas83]

Maybe it was some prank email... Can anyone can be so ignorant and make fool of himself seriously?

[DarkAngel182]

You'd be surprised.

[quagmire1032]

yes...they can. :)

[MartinJWillett]

That's genuine. I can give you the email addresses of dozens of Christians as stupid as him who have emailed me over the last ten years. Some are worse than that. Seriously.

[ricardas83]

OK :D, thanks for reply. I don't need those emails, becouse I really won't waste my time on these people.

[Ch35h1r3C47]

for the sake of humanity's overall IQ i hope you're right

[thisnameisuniq]

yes

[FangFiftyFive]

Maybe it was written by Sarah Palin...

[MistaJussu]

Sure looks like it, brother.

[quagmire1032]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.....good one dude.

[spinnersmetal]

@FangFiftyFive How dare you compare this brilliant writer to someone as stupid as Sarah Palin. Shame on you.

[anders092]

@FangFiftyFive i think it was bush

[JMUDoc]

@FangFiftyFive

Sarah Palin can't write. My money's on Duane Gish.

[xrw175p6mq4]

Asteroids didn't exist before the big bang. They couldn't have collided. Technically matter and energy weren't formed yet. Suggestion: read a description of the big bang in a physics text book and not a combo of 1. the bible and 2. the opinions of other poorly informed religious people.

This comment is directed at no one in particular.

[iuselogicandration]

according to the laws of physics.. energy cannot be created nor destroyed.. therefore all matter in the universe has always existed.

[AndrewSummers]

cool whats your point?

[nfoo]

Wrong. Matter wasn't formed. Energy: was already there.

That's where matter comes from.

[xrw175p6mq4]

Yeah I know. Point was that there weren't asteroids floating around anywhere.

[nfoo]

Ok.

[Yubel0]

Who is to say? I for one base my entire knowledge of science on the movie Kpax because it is full of super facts and stuff and is obviously based on even more super facts and obviously represents scientific consensus because it is an educational movie with super facts in it.

[buzzausa]

That guy is as much a scientist as I am a nuclear submarine.

And he MUST be from another country.....or planet.....seriously...nobody is that bad.

[godverdegodverdomme]

I don't believe in me, I know I am -_-

[De4sher]

oh man, although this is funny, i don't think picking on the weak should become a habbit :)

It would be nice from time to time, to make fun of this type of "scientists" though :)

[gcuellar82]

Since when believing in myself is bad?

[gcuellar82]

Two asteroids?? why not three or four???

[Gearhead142]

or evenn 500!

[MistaJussu]

or OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

[petfoodonly]

"If big bang is correct then god is the impact of two asteroids."

Oh wow. I'm pretty sure religious folks don't know butt.

[thepoo1234]

It's not as bad as this horrible assumption from "Fundies say the Darndest Things" Top 100 quotes list

"No one knows what's happening until the flood comes (according to Matthew). And the flood is here - it refers to the apocalypse. There is a huge amount of supporting evidence on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico."

This is one is just plain priceless!

[sean14916]

its deutoronimy 13:5. this show is fantastic ignoring the bible when your a christian is like saying your taking bible quotes out of context

[truemonolith]

no way is this guy a scientist.

[Sandgn0m392]

i spell about as good as the one writing the letter but i would never write i letter if i knew it would be read on tv^^

[tarose71]

LMAO...

dragged kicking & screaming towards sanity!

(i love it)

YOU SHALL NOT BLASPHEME AGAINST THE PINK UNICORN! ...YOU THINK THE UNICORN IS A HERBIVORE? HE IS NOT! I HAVE SEEN HIS GREAT GNASHING TEETH & THE FLAMES IN ITS EYES! YOU WILL ALL PERISH AT HIS BEHEST! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE UNICORN!

(small voice of Spike Milligan in the background) >>> Follow the shoe! :P

LMAO

[Adebay0r]

Remember that it's an INVISIBLE pink unicorn. Although it is invisible - we have faith that it is pink.

[tarose71]

oh my god A REVELATION!

tell me more!

[buddie169]

Lies and blasphemy! The one true god is The Allmighty Spaghetti monster! Blessed be his Noodly Appendage!

[tarose71]

...follow the gourd!

[tarose71]

...please tell us what you wish us to do master

FUCK OFF

...and how do you wish us to fuck off oh lord?

[Acrimonator]

Ramen ! ! !

[farerse]

the end really made me laugh!

[Sillysqueeze]

Dillahunty rules! That guy is the most pragmatically intelligent guy I have ever listened to.

[illuminated888]

"deuteronomy 13.... 6!!!

i dont have to have that stuff memorized but sometimes i do."

HAHAHAHAHHAHA that bit made me laugh so hard

this guy is awesome

[cyberdaemon]

That asteroid part was too cool man , a quote of the year :D

[KatRocks333]

That guy needs to have his own show. He could call it:

"Mail from a Moron."

[gcuellar82]

OMG!!!! This was sweet!!!!

[fortress7373]

"If Big Bang is correct then God is the impact of two asteroids" lmao

[BobTKaye]

Hail Gus!

[Hairysteed]

Sooooo, believing in yourself is bad?

[BananaHurricane]

According to Christians, yes. Because in Christianity you are nothing and God is everything. I've been told that hardcore Christians can never take the credit for, or have pride in, anything good that they do, because they think God did it. But if they do something bad, it's all them, their sinful dirty human nature. As a former Christian and a (not former) painter, I used to get told to never be proud of my paintings and give all thanks to God. I couldn't take that crazy shit anymore.

[BananaHurricane]

I also used to be told that painting anything but biblical/God related things is sinful. Christians claim to be free... isn't that hilarious?

[BeforeTheNoose]

lol Moohammed. Thats brilliant.

[0lord0kinbote0]

what is that strange creature on his shoulder?

[jamesmaybrick2001]

Moohamed.

[0lord0kinbote0]

haha i want one of those.

[federalD]

Lies, it is a mockery. I have the true Moohammed. He's bigger, has fur, and he will stand on all fours when you place him on a desk.

And don't dare call him a stuffed animal or else he will smote you.

[JebusGeist]

Can I call him a plush doll?

[federalD]

Do not make any reference to him being stuffed. It causes him incredible anguish and he has no problem with smoting you.

It's kinda like when you call the "most holy eucharist" a cracker. It hurts Jesus' feelings.

Only Moohammed can actually punish you for it.

[JebusGeist]

Heh I personally have never referred to that flat peice of bread as a cracker, but I will now. Jesus flesh was composed of crackers, and his blood was fermented grape juice!

Is moohammed stuffed with 100% new materials? :P

[zbambam5]

If the guy who wrote that letter is a scientist. Then I am every great thinker who ever existed all rolled up into one perfect being. Now how many of you would believe that.

[flashcode0]

If Big Bang is correct, then god is the impact of two asteroids. But why hasn't there been another Big Bang (with three question marks).

[Fjarhultian]

That asteroid-line.

I felt the planet stop rotating when I heard it.

[GillerMonster]

The guy writing that letter was a real assroid.

[theancientenemy]

I love this guy's "big bang" theory. Hahaha!

[Fernoe]

lol secularism causes disease and famine?

This scientists should get the noble prize award for that discovery.

[C0ldhead]

like christian scientists are looking for the gay and non beliver gene in the human dna?

[beebobox]

they're not, they just say they are, they have no access to laboratory equipment that would allow them this stupendous amount of money sink to come up with nothing useful what so ever.

it'd be as beneficial to the human race to waste a trillion dollars to find the gray hair genes or the crooked fingernails gene.

so what if we find it, we wont spend money reversing this benign unimportant part of a human being.

well at least i'd hope we wouldn't do that, with jesus freaks in the white house...

[yootoobdotcom]

Soooo...God was the impact of two asteroids...That means the asteroids came 1st! I'm starting a new Asteroid church!

[DevJL]

Ahahhahahah the impact of two asteroids..soooooooooooooooooo good

[cowdragon]

I spit out my drink when I heard this! I laughed so god damned hard! I think I inhaled some of it! bwahawhawhaw, snort, cough, snort, hawhaw, snort!!!!!!

That was classic. I'm crying it was so good. I just need to hold someone close and enjoy the afterglow after that gooness, lol.

[Censeo]

I think it's a real scientist!

[JemyM]

Christians just say the OT is not what they follow, however, in Joh 15:6 Jesus suggests that you should burn apostates and Mat 18:6 he say it would be better if people who "mislead" his followers should be drowned.

[pedroac]

«Christians just say the OT is not what they follow» If that's true, this means they follow a relative morality. If the OT truly shows what is moral or immoral, but now we say those are not moral now, this means morality can change. For instance, according to surrounding culture (God had to chose that morality because He had to take into account the culture...). Absolute morality means the actions are good or bad despite the context. Relative is:  action(context) = is_moral?

[TETSUno1]

LoL, action(context) = is_moral

Concise and logical, I don't think I've ever seen it put better :)

[Polygamy4Five]

(God had to chose that morality because He had to take into account the culture...).

What a lame excuse god decided what was right so it would fit in with peoples wishes!

Your just making excuses for gods morals, which are clear in the bible, murder men,women, children (kill the unborn first), rape , incest, slavery, sexual slavery etc etc

[MicheasTheMighty]

I've had that exact, same thought for a few years now! I'm glad somebody else shares it. Morality evolved from the Old to New Testaments. Genocide against such peoples as the Canaanites and Amalekites or the aforementioned mass rapes were ordered by God. Despite having trouble with moral consistency within their own scripture, Christians fight moral relativism tooth and nail. It makes no sense.

[JebusGeist]

I have gotten into many arguments about if that means that the new testament is gods admission that the old testament was wrong.

Often I end the argument (before my intelligence is completely insulted) because the responce i receive is that god can never be wrong, period, which as far as I can tell means we should be observing the moral values of both the old and new testaments, even those which contradict each other.

[JebusGeist]

Furthermore if god can never be wrong that means we have to accept that he was not wrong when he trusted that adam and eve would obey his will even once they are given the free will required to disobey it.

The logical conclusion must be that God expected us to defy him, and therefore purposefully set us up to fail Him (even more so given the idea of omniscience only works if you accept that god knew we would fail him before he even created us, if he didnt, he isnt omniscient).

What a nice guy...

[federalD]

I never even really had to go that far into it to realize that this being, if it existed, did not love us.

The whole thing about drowning everyone on Earth but 8 people kinda threw me, not to mention the fact that this guy, who just loves us SO much, will send us to be tortured for eternity if we don't satisfy his ego and give him a lot of tax-free money.

[JebusGeist]

When I was a child I had a very simplistic view of god, not very much derrived from the bible at all. IT wasnt untill my family visited some strongly religious relatives at easter that I was exposed to actual biblical content when I was sent with their children to sunday school.

I consider it important tho to be able to highlight as many of the illogical biblical concepts as I can so as not to be accused of denouncing the bible based solely on one thing within that I cannot logically explain.