Greatest movie line ever!

[MansourtheAmazing]

damn i've seen this movie.... on tv... something to do with a radio play or something

[jondoe8889]

I like the Bacal line, when Bogie is carrying the other girl. He stops, and is looking down at her. Bacall notices this, and spits out 'are you carrying her, or trying to guess her weight?'

Such a perfect line.

And Dems may be zombies, but Reps seem to come to life when children sit in their laps!

(and who has deader eyes then Boehner!)

[barnfly69]

Funny and true !!!

[30inventionman]

epic win

[slr1238]

Ronald Reagan set the standard for republicans and democrats.he was the greatest u.s. president!

[CubfanDaMann]

@slr1238 Amen!

[Glinkaism1]

There was a similar line in Road to Morocco. Bing notes that the bad guys are vicious and hounding them, never letting up. "The must be democrats," says Bob Hope. :)

[SPTN58]

Gack!

[ermac59]

Where's Robert Mitchum??????

[racer500gp]

So true !!!

[gideonquinn]

What comes next? Bob (can't say a funny line without an autocue) gets a smack in the mouth. The thing is, regardless of your political stance (and mine is way over to the left) this isn't even a funny line. It would be no more funny if it poked fun at Republicans. You Americans are a strange bunch, though. Someone says the word "liberal" and it's like Pavlov just rang a bell.

[IndysBack]

@gideonquinn Zzz. . .

[gideonquinn]

@IndysBack Well, what an intellectual giant you are.

[IndysBack]

@gideonquinn

I don't mean to brag. :]

[gideonquinn]

@IndysBack Well, if you've got it flaunt it!

[lovejen01]

you can see hollywood has changed so much over the years

[00IRON001]

@lovejen01 thats the truth brother. so liberal now

[weirdguy75]

Actually it's republicans who tend to not give a shit about what they do orsay as long as their fucking pay check is equatable to a boat house in miami. History has shown that where as both sides have their faults, most right-wing politicos only want your money and to take away civil freedoms like gay marraige and my personal favorite, freedom to basg bible thumpink rednecks.

[tomatocanibal6847]

@weirdguy75 Its actually Democrats who want to take our money through non-stop taxes. They want to strip the middle class of there hard earned money and waste it on failed stimulus packages that show no trace of helping any economy. So slowly we drift towards socialism.

[stigler30]

@tomatocanibal6847 Isn't that what tax cuts are doing? I say bring back Eisenhower era taxes.

[kungfufreak5]

AWWW I WANNA SEE WHAT COMES NEXt!!!

[PRTBOY1911]

BINGO! Just like democrats.

[600euros]

this is so much about policy!

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

ZING

[innit27]

could see the punchline coming a mile off lol

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

Oooh clap clap clap clap CLAP!

[kenfig]

THAT'S not the greatest line ; it's POOF NIGGER BUTLER

[GordonMorrice]

@kenfig From Derek and Clive! Let's go down the disco ALL COVERED IN TURDS!

[kenfig]

@GordonMorrice Ha ha , yeah ! AND 'Come Deez Vay Sir !' 

[DeuceMP2]

I would agree if a democrat name FDR hadnt pretty much saved the nation back then willpablo you're a dumbfuck

[geoffck6969]

@DeuceMP2 COME ON!! Lighten up, dude. It's a freakn JOKE! You are just reinforcing stereotypes about Dems...they are all politically correct, have no sense of humor, are SOCIALIST FUCKSTICKS!!!

[DeuceMP2]

@geoffck6969 yeah and you're just reinforcing stereotypes about dickheads. Gues we both lose. But you do more.

[geoffck6969]

@DeuceMP2 Meh...weak, dude. FAIL!

[DeuceMP2]

@geoffck6969 are you still talking? you're boring me son, its you who are a failure.

[geoffck6969]

@DeuceMP2 Witty rejoinder...you think that one up yourself or was that a team effort?

[DeuceMP2]

@geoffck6969 nope, all by myself, how long did it take you to come up with yours? A couple of hours I imagine.

[geoffck6969]

@DeuceMP2 Oh, probably more like 3 hours dude...pie fight over...goodnight.

[DeuceMP2]

@geoffck6969 lol, whatever bro.

[woclaz]

@geoffck6969 rejoinder huh i bet he had to look that word up before he used it

[oldarmy1]

Democrats were conservative and Republicans were liberal when this came out? Are you serious?! Deomcrats were definitely more conservative back then than they are today but the Republicans were always the more conservative. Geez....gain a little credibility before posting something so insane! Oh, and if Hope were alive today he would be kicking Obama and the Dems like no never before. Hope was always a quail hunting, conservative leaning person.

[seconzmatter]

resp to hlkolaya:

huh? Republicans were considered conservative during 1940. FDR (winning a 3rd term) was a democrat - if he were in politics today (nomenclature notwithstanding) he would certainly be considered a liberal democrat!

[plerimest]

funny line, but also applies to Republicans!

[Laserwolf7]

I love that clip! That's Awesome!!

[williwonti]

hlkolaya You are wasting your breath. Don't expect anyone to know history. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

[deltapunk21]

greatest line ever

[hlkolaya]

let's remember that at the time this movie was made, democrats were conservatives and republicans were liberals. were the term used today, the parties would be switched. IE this joke was actually a pot shot at conservatives.

[Satchel334]

Line or no line the editing in this scene is AWFUL! A terrible jump cut! When Bob Hope says, "Well maybe you know what a zombie is."

And then they have a TERRIBLE jump cut to the actor in the white suit saying his line. Just awful editing!

I know this film is really old but that is no excuse for terrible editing! Even back then! Crap filmmaking is crap filmmaking!

[celticselky1]

Classic! And still true!

[thomshaw1]

Funny is funny no matter who the joke is on. Bob poked fun at every President from FDR to Clinton and no one will ever equal him. He was the master of the One-liner

[irishmermaid4]

Love ya, Bob!  Same thing can be said of corporate slaves like me or else I'll be fired. In the firing range of great wit, all sacred cows are gettin' riddled...lighten up, it's funny! Hahahaha

[leocat99]

dim-o-crats. Acorns not falling far from the tree...

clean sweep in 2010.

[conde19745]

republican'ts

[dcgj45]

It's ALL lies! See you all in the poor house! Or, in Mexico which ever comes first.

[Shaun17170]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[TighelanderII]

Oh, yeah. The Democratic Party can't get anything because it's such a big tent. There are many points of view. The GOP, being a shrinking minority has found it easy to get it's members to march in lock step starting with their use of the "Southern Strategy". Recently the vacuum of leadership from elected leaders in the party has allowed voices on the fringe to stir up the base with lies and rumors that are dangerous for the future of the country.

[dock82]

dumocrats

[agua197575]

Anything to feed you're self serving superstitions, fallacies and political views.

Condemn science when it negates your faith, praise it when it supports your claims on abortion.

Big government is bad when you're taxed, but it's great when you get your SBA loan to build your McDonald's Franchise.

Democrats and Republicans are just different banners raised by the corporate rulers of our nation. If you value being an american, stop the party squabble and find a balance or this democracy is dead.

[tallpaul521]

Great line!!! Even more true today.  The film is the 1940 "Ghost Breakers".

[GodLovesMcCain]

back when Reagan was a Democrat?  who you attackin' here anyway?!! leave my Ronald Reagan out of it ! !!

[nilbud]

Times sure have changed, the republitards are so despicable now it's appalling. Still at least the gop will never again be allowed to rig the election and steal the whitehouse like that greasy moron Cheney and his pet monkey georgie.

[incredibleriot]

I love this line just cause it's so true!

[MasterSword007]

This is made of win. Completely.

[Bachtin08]

zombies say stuff like "yes we can"

[DeuceMP2]

@Bachtin08 douche bag sore losers post shit like what you did.

[chipredsky]

@DeuceMP2  Hey... We are all going to be losers if this Obama vision of American continues. You don't seem to know (or care) what in the world is happening. Looks like thinks didn't go Obama's way last election.... Sorry!

[DeuceMP2]

@chipredsky Yawwwn... whatever you say kid.

[jondoe8889]

@Bachtin08 - Actually, they say NO... YOU... CAN'T... And poof - someone is out of a job or their house.

[He1een]

OMG I'm a democrat and I LMMFAO @ that

[barflewk]

"LIke Democrats?" Hahahahahahaha fucking hysterical Bob Hope was the best

[nowhereboy]

I thought zombies chanted "Drill, baby, drill."

[veneresquivel]

that's what i call a great delivery!!!lol

[ShmooSnook]

Just the kind of comment I'd expect from a guy with a haircut like that.

[luketaco2323]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[julesberry3]

i don't get it

[rlwieneke]

julesberry3, you most likely a Democrat.

[raahr]

awesome

[sgtdole]

hahahahahaha

[rayharryhausen6]

What the - - ? That was just so out of NOWHERE! Hysterical!

[satinclaret]

True...I loved Bob Hope!

[brockdjwest]

great line. is that bob hope?

[gerryh84]

pretty funny. i could careless about politics, i dont vote. i guess that means i should die, according to the Vote of Die t-shirts haha.

[enilkhsoj]

it doesn't matter who you are, if you don't think this is funny than you can't take a joke...and should therefore be shot in the face.

[wfl17]

so true

[Oprichniki88]

haha, hilarious line!

[Cashcrop650]

jeeeeeeeezusssss... How come film producers nowadays

dont got tha balls of their grandfathers

to put sum shit like that ina movie.. hahaha

[susieweasley]

All comments on Democrats and Republicans aside....this is from the movie The Ghostbreakers. You should all watch it. It's hysterical!

[Juanisawesome11]

That movie is hilarious. anything wit Bob Hope is funny.

[StLennyBruce]

ha!

[propwashsw]

Opposite would imply that Republicans jumped further left then the Dems were. You're partially right in stating that the Dems of that time were like Republicans of today. More accurate, Republicans of today are more like Dems back were back then. Republicans have shifted to the left and the Dems as far left as they can go before they becoming total Socialists! But not a totally bad assessment from an ignorant left winger! Typical uninformed distortion of history. Good attempt at spin though.

[Bladeswift]

Unfortunately the only "spin" here is your rubbish.

[LPuncture]

hhhhahahahhahahaha

[tenacioushambone]

HA! Thats Bob Hope

[KuroAme1]

IT'S SOOOOOOOOO TRUE!

[michaelmonutube]

Before you get all excited, you should know that when this movie was made, the parties were almost the opposite of what they are today, and democrats of that time were like republicans of today. Good old Bob is really poking at the right wingers, so there! It's funny when ignorant repubs make mistakes, hee hee!

[propwashsw]

Opposite would imply that Republicans jumped further left then the Dems were. You're partially right in stating that the Dems of that time were like Republicans of today. More accurate, Republicans of today are more like Dems back were back then. Republicans have shifted to the left and the Dems as far left as they can go before they becoming total Socialists! But, not a totally bad assessment from an ignorant left winger! Typical uninformed distortion of history. Good attempt at spin though.

[sakabatou19]

*clap**clap*

And you sir, deserve the History Revisionist award.

*clap*clap*