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  • What are you guys talking about, this isn't exaggerated in any form. I work at the Onion. We're a very reputable news source. Michael Cote has since done his time and is back to parading around as his "Justin Bieber" character. As part of his probation, he can't meet individually with underaged girls, but he can still perform and go to things like signing. Selena Gomez is of legal age, so there is nothing the authorities can do about that. Get off his back people, he's an entertainer,not a saint

  • Wtf so fake

  • So a 51 year old man that hasn't hit puberty..... right 

  • You have got to be kidding me. This is probably one of the lowest hoax's i have ever seen. What the fuck is your problem? are you all just that jealous of his success, you go to this length to destroy him? Abuse in any form should not be tolerated, let alone used as a joke. What has he ever done to any of you haters? honestly? get the fuck of the fact he has a good voice, he has talent. Is it just the fact hes out living his life? where as, you dont have one? FUCK YOU HATERS.

    This is pathetic.

  • @Steventheclueless10 yoyr name says it all. This is fake you jerkhole!!!

  • Rofllll ;3 <3 <3

  • JUSTIN BIEBER I NOT A 51 YEAR OLD MAN CAUSE HOW HOT HE IS

  • 0:16 - 0:21 the newsticker said "Katy Perry fans line up outside Venice beach public bathroom to pay $5 to see her vagina" SUPERLOOOOOOOOOL

  • Justin bieber isnt 16 or 51, he is a 5732484 yr old demon that came from hell to kill all of us with his annoying sound, he wants all of us to shoot our self's so we can go to hell (every religion say that killing yourself is a path to hell). He wants us to go to hell so we can burn all day long!

  • @GameGuy1245 you said it all

  • wow this looks so real!! cool

  • Ahaha 'he ask me to pee all other him' :')

  • that man don't sing it .

  • The people that disliked this video really cant take a joke. So sad.

  • this is true that was my little sister

  • The 9 years old victim was a little too much, I don't see why it would be funny but whatever.

  • "He asked me to pee all over him..." hahahaha... what a fetish!!!

  • I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I'M SCARED THAT JUSTIN BIEBER WILL COME OUT OF MY CLOSET LOL

  • lol i know its not real but this is funny

  • i dont believe

  • thet is not real they made it up so we can cry

  • look at the ears and the teeth of that man and then watch justin bieber's...this video totally fake.....justin bieber has video when he was young....he said in an interview how he was discovered....ok if someone believe this video, is really stupid.....

  • so many stupid 12 year old kids commenting

  • So "Onion News".

  • obviously fake!!! but funny and so stupid! LOL :-D

  • OMG who is this psycho 51 year old man!! this is so stupid! he doesn(t has the same eyes!

  • @iayla12 theres somethings called contacts tat change your eye color

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahaahha !!!!!!!!! OMG i hope this is true!!

  • @venkatify i know me too dude!

  • xD Fake but funny

  • i loved him i cant belive he did this to me aaaaawwwwwwwwwww

  • wow

  • DOES ANY ONE KNOW IF THIS IS REAL??? THIS IS SOME TRIPPY SHIIT LOL

  • @4everlegit1 It's real

  • This is fucking fake people

  • 0:24 read the middle word on the bottom

  • this is so fake! so fake! you people are stupid for believing this! I know justins real youtube account and i will comment him to watch this! He will be ashamed of you people!

  • omg tht video is freakin fake if he was a fifty year old mad how did his mom hav him and also if he was 51 how does he do all those dance moves my dads back hurts and he cnt do those moves and hes in his 40s. so its totally fake

  • Wow i think dis video is a lie!

  • that video is fake? for why you said?

  • Why do people state the obvious? "THIS IS FAKE"

    isn't that fucking blatantly obivious that it's a joke? Where is your common sense?

  • Im 10 so this vid scared me

  • This vid is 100% fake

  • That's fake!!

  • is dhat 4reall?

  • OKAY BIEBER FANS OUT THERE we understand its fake but we still bag him because hes gay so stfu

  • hey dumnasses didn't he brake his foot last year during a concert

  • If u guys think he is 51, have u never thought that he has white and cool teeths when he is 16 and destroyed yellow when he is 51?!

  • @Hayar96vsSorPain uhhh u ever heard of teeth whitening???

  • @Hayar96vsSorPain ever heard of a joke?

  • This is not real for a lot of reasons one when that lady said just thinking of how justin biebers mind works gives me chills she wouldnt say justin bieber unless it was fake if it was real she wouldve just said this man and also that man looked like an elf he couldnt hide those ears with his hair!!! {FAKE!!!!!!}

  • fkn fakeeee

    Disliked

  • Hes just messed up who asks a girl too pee on themself??????????+O_O

  • Onion news is a movie

  • omg that was uploaded on my birthday! greatest birthday present ever!

  • @aliencrasherx hahah YEAHbest

  • is this true?!?!?!?! plz tell me!!!

  • @Nintendolls Yes it is.

  • If this is fake onion news would already be sued and be gone, but they are not, so this is fuckin real!

    Thumbs up if you think so?

  • i used to sing like justin bieber.. then i turned 3.

  • Ppl Its Reall Im So HAPPY!:D

  • This is so fucking fake!!!  At 1:30 his voice is very high (like a chipmunk) :P! Go search YouTube - Justin Bieber - Baby Live in Studio 5 in UK [19_03_2010] , where he sings his song Baby his voice is different... So dun mess with other beliebers...

  • @hypercloud157 Do You Have Proof Thats Fake?:/

  • @element7000 Dunt u know that Onion News is just a parody news...

  • @element7000 And i live in SIngapore in the vid justin bieber will be sentenced to 75 years of jail so no news about him but on the newspaper "Straits Time" justin won music awards last Sunday,

  • This is Fucking fake lah!!!! What the hell 'Onion News Network'!??? Dont believe this lah its just a news parody!!!!

  • @NictroniumNapthalene dude lols what about apple then? it's an fucking apple so lets just stop beliving there is an apple company?

  • OMB k I u guys really think this is really wow u have problems it's fake Justin bieber I not a 51 year old man wow! This is just stupid!! >:(

  • someone can tell me how that song called that man singing at the end with the voice of justin plisssss

  • Its real !i hope that the girl pee all over him for what he wanted so he will drink it

  • No its not true. But its the Onion. The best and funniest newspaper ever!

  • if this is fake, then it's good. but if this is true, thenhe really disappoints his more-than-3-millions-fans .... 

  • best description: This is true, justin bieber is a man,...

  • this really or not?

  • almost all the 6th graders in my school bileev this ballshit its fake yea... but its just seriously realistic(at least realisic enough for d 11year olds 2 bileev it) im gonna get this in my nightmares every other night

  • so fucking fake ppl these ppl r jsut doing this shit becuase their jesluse about how much money jb makes so there trying to ruin his life

  • @prettyemily08 It's a joke. It has no intention of "ruining" Justin's life, and if you can't accept it then don't even bother watching the video. By the way, learn to spell.

  • This is true or is a lie ... is justin this elder??? Someone k answers me

  • @RamosEntertainment  real jk fake but realistic hey

  • holy shit people calm  down. its fucking fake.

  • What the hell Why the hell will he fucking do this. He is a PERVERT A baster of a PERVERT. HE IS A ASSHOLE A BASTERD I CAN GO ON!!!!!

  • OMG!I don't like Justin Bieber, but that can't be true :/

  • @jasmin01022 no one cares if it's fake! because it's gotta be real trololololol

  • onion news..hahaha

  • @miakarchie oh. so sorry.

    I speak Tagalog.. maybe mixed with English.

    IMOO, i think it's not true?

  • ii eta mielda de video pss. JUSTIN NO es un pedofilo de 51 aniios! -.-

    ese era un maldito viejo farsante qe lo qe bucaba era viola carajita pss i por supuesto la mas estupidas caiian hay! -_-

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  • Guys i don't like justin, but i think that he really is 16. Actually :s CUZ when that " peddo" sings in this movie you will see that its not him that sings. You can see that he is fakesings... But it would be kind of strange if that was true!

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  • i guys are stupid thinkin its reals do you realy think there a OnionNN chanel out here lol...but stilzz they killed it ! look so fucking true..

  • Wait does justin bieber exist and was imitated by this freak??? or was he just a guy made up???

  • Lol people how can you be so mean... doing all this shit.. comon his just 16 wtf has he done to you..

    this is so fake bitches just leave justin alone if you hate him.. god

  • fuck u

  • WTF??? u ppl are dumn if u think thats JB they dont even got tha same teeth,libs n' ears man....LOOK BEFORE TALKING SHIT ABOUT PPL U DONT FUCKING KNOW

  • Fake u guys! This is by the onion network a comedy channel.

  • joderrr saddadaddadad

  • WTF ?. Is this true ?.

  • @TamburisDEAD yes i think

  • i h8 bieber but i think this is fake cuz that prostitute looks like a fuckin zombie

  • omgggggggggg 

  • ahahahaa! oh god that would be fucking funnie if that was true! ha i love it when JB fans get all deffensive :L you lot who love him need to get a life!! LOOL

  • ppl need to be alittle more open minded about the possibilites and stop protecting someone u dont know shit about. u read and watch tv and judge yr opinion on that lol. u ppl live in a small bubble. need to free yr mind from limitations.

  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEE­EEEEEEEE

  • 0:20 obviously animated

  • dont believe this garbage i know justin beiber infact he is my best friend and i was hanging out with him yesterday at the mall i know he is not wearing a mask he is a real 16 year old boy

  • @TheKentinator God.. get a life!

  • HAhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa­hahahaha EXCELENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg .!

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  • i bet dah freak did lip synching and his mom is no prostitute and WHAT KIND OF NEWS NETWORK IS NAMED ONION NEWS NETWORK....gosh man ya all's imagination is workin BIG TIIIIIME

  • i wish i had that mask 4 halloween,now that would be scary!!

  • that is not justin bieber do u honestly think pattie would be dressed like that u all seen he,s baby picures and if that is true i will never never ever listen to him again but i dont belive that they couldnt keep that secret forever so it cant be true :(

  • Seriously !

    Is people really believe this stuff .. Justin bieber is not a pedo !

    He has friends and family .. and he has had loads of pictures taken .. and dont you think Usher would of noticed !

    please everyone stop being silly !

  • thiiiis is LIESS in a bloody BAGGG paaal!

  • omg the man sings just like justin bieber that was so scary :-o

  • @rnbhiphoprap97 never heard of miming?

  • @rnbhiphoprap97 dude.ever heard of video and audio editting?if u haven't.u shudn't be using computer.

  • THIS IS FUUUKINNNNNN FAKE!! THEY ARE JUST AFTER HIS CAREEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!

  • wtF...this is fake....

  • 1. i dont like bieber but still this is not true...

    i can say by looking video, he is much smaller, and i see this 51 yo guy voice cracking because helium!

  • i use 2 like justin bieber now i hate him by the way he is a dick head asking a nine year old girl 2 pee all over him

  • @harrypotter7514

    Hey, hey, do you know ONN?

    This is a parody news! It's not that real.

  • @harrypotter7514 lol the union is a news channel thats spoofs

    thumbs this up!

  • @killoiku depesrate for thumps up ?

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  • @harrypotter7514 The onion news reports are false. it is just some fun the people who own it made. It uses real stories with made up ones.

  • My teacher said this is the stupidest thing she has ever seen and how the hell can he be fake

  • det er godt at han er 51 i hate justin bieber

  • this is so fake it gets on my nerves this is not funny why would you do this...jackasses

  • LOL

  • pmsl yesss

  • 0:32 fail !! Nazi salute............

  • it's is fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (:

  • this is fake yano, LOL!

  • this video bloody scares me :/

  • @TheBethRose im with you,it scares me too! XD

  • Soo was there even a justib bieber...i mean what abt durung shooting while putting on makeups y didnt any1 find out at that time????

  • Uhmmmm, this made meh scared?? And people what if this actually is TRUE! It could be worse things have and WILL happpen.

  • he asked me to pee all over him xD

  • this made my daughter cry!! this is sick who do you thik u are you have no idea how harible this was you are a heartless monster you can forgette about me subscribing to you you have made a 13 yaer old cry i hope your happy!!!!

  • @kenandkat

    Lol, I think your daughter is grown enough to know this is fake. (Well, she should be). I'll believe it from a 4 or 5 yr old but a 13 yr old, C'mon!!! xD

  • @Sabatieni

    My 13 daughter wrote this. haha I would think that you could tell by the spelling that an adult did not write that. She may be 13, but she is a die hard Bieber fan and a young acting one at that. I can't say that she is way off base though. What a huge waste of time.

  • @kenandkat hahaha that sucks, justin biebers nuttin but a 17 year old boy who hasnt hit puberty yet, but when he does, will see how much your daughter crys then, HE WILL BE OUT OF THE MUSIC INDUSTERYYYYY

  • @zohaibguitar123 You are correct and by then she will have out grown JB. I find it really upsetting that people sit on youtube all day and think it is funny to make fun of a 13 year old that has done nothing but like JB. Have you never been a fan of anything? You should all be ashamed. Until today, I have never commented on Youtube because I have a life. How about you all get lives and quit bullying kids online. My daughter is better than any of you!!

  • @kenandkat

    So, you daughter wrote this too? Btw, I don't think that being fan of "anything" has anything to do with thinking that OBVIOUSLY fake things 'are' or 'may be' true.

  • @kenandkat haha ya we're bullys, first of all im on a paintball team , have tournaments every month and win thousands of dollars from them, who has the life now, second of all it doesnt make much sense to call us bullys even tho your calling your daughter better then us and third, im 16, i dont want to fight with older people i respect them so i am apologizing on be half of every one thats been bothering you, thank you

  • I hope it is real

  • yes it is real

  • That not real....

  • what the fuck this is so face if you thing that is real wtf it is not and i love hem im hes #1fan so ya 

  • This is a spoof it's not real

  • FUCK. YES. The nightmare is finished.

  • Ya'll are dumbasses. DRUH ITS FAKE. But DAMN I wish it was real.

  • i'm not a fan but wt*??

    c-mon justin have 51years old and his mother was a bad girl....

  • lol the guy who sys the news is the same with the guy who arrested him!!!so fake

  • @stefanos619 just cuz hes black?

  • @parodyrjm look better and see

  • @stefanos619 Not the same guy you bi.... not going any further the cop's WAY more skinny annyways

  • @XxMrsLambertxDxX ok i didnt swear at you!!so shut up!!!the video is still fake

  • find something else to hate on justin biebers not a fake if he was then how come when hes swimming the WATER doesnt make his mask come off ...

  • @trieece10 he could have put a special glue or something on his face.....

  • I dnt like justin bieber and i know alot of other ppl that dnt like him too but this is a bit harsh

  • You know its fake cuz pause at 0:04 and it says Onion News Network XD

  • such a fake...

    sliding news at bottom soo funny

  • PROOOMO BITCH BIBER IS A BITCH

  • This is sooooo faaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkeeee­eeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Well I guess he really needs his rest, this is just like michael jackson's ability to manipulate people. (As if he's dead, he really is just having a vacation), The video seemed lipsynched. IMO (Just IMO)