THE STEWARDESSES 3-D by The Cinema Snob

[filmo70]

Not sure what the hell movie you were reviewing but it isn't box office hit The Stewardesses. LOL. Seriously you reviewed some other movie.

[thecinemasnob]

No I didn't. It's some other version of the same movie.

[daSkagboys]

so u hadnt seen avatar in 3d when u made this dude? its still another fuckin great review. keep em comin

[TheInferno7]

I just saw a 3-D Version of American/South-Korean Movie "Ape" by Reuben Leder. The 3-D Version was in some ways better than the Colour-Version because you couldn't see shit. The "Ape" was just a shadowy blur. It's funnier in colour. Only than you can see how redicilous everything looks. Don't have anything to say about

"Stewardesses". Looks just boring.

[Capng123]

That's backwards, this movie has a story, not a plot. Story is what, plot is why.

Example:

I went to the store to get a pack of cigarettes = story

I went to the store to get a pack of cigarettes to silenece the demons who live in my brain = plot

[pandaeyes42]

"The Stewardesses".

Directed by Al Silliman, Jr!

Having seen the film, he was a very silly man indeed!!!

[Emenlll]

out of curiosity cinemasnob, what are your top 5 movies

[tokinotabumblebee000]

I recently saw the anaglyphic version of friday the 13th and... it kinda worked. like... a bug would go by and it pretty much looked real. Why I wouldn't just look at regular bugs is beyond me.

Ps. Snob, where are you man? Did chester novel turner return from the grave to exact his revenge?

[YearOfTheDead]

It was because they didn't alter the space between the 2 reels afterwards, so there's TONS of ghosting. The 3-D works in a certain range, but otherwise, its pretty bad.

[tokinotabumblebee000]

That makes sense, I also heard it works better on certain screens, which makes sense.

[YearOfTheDead]

Yea, the smaller the screen, means that the layers will be closer together... or something :)

[Saintofkillers85]

Alf Silliman! Hahaha XD

[Mattsdmf]

"You know why they call it softcore? Because it doesn't make you hard!"

I also heard that Deep Throat was one of the most successful films ever. So successful that the mafia had a hard time trying to launder the money.

[pandaeyes42]

3-D T & A!!! What a concept!!!

Excellent work as always, cinemasnob.

[GrimReaper2485]

Fantastic as always and infinite in power. Someone I know actually know (from his 3D club) the co-producer and cinematographer Chris Condon. I found out when I mentioned the film to him because of your new review.

[DeathValleyMassacre]

This was hilarious!!

[Melvinwacko]

Ha ha Hillarious.

Ever gonna do Jaws the revenge?

[Carrigon]

I still remember those stupid 3D glasses from when I was a kid. They never ever worked. It just made the movies look even worse.

Kewl review :D

[man1utd2]

Excellent review again, ma man.Please do ; The Guy From Harlem, its on the Drive In 50 movie pack from MillCreek Ent.

[AstralProjects]

yeah...the "I Spit on Your Grave" 4-D joke...brilliant. Nice new episode

[sparkles13]

Excellent! I thought I was watching the cinematic equivalent of 70s mall muzak... with tits.

[skrag2112]

This movie looks like a regular porno except its nothing but the parts you fast forward through. I imagine the people who saw this in theaters or rented it must have felt monumentally ripped off.

[MattBL]

Maybe the trailer is lost.

[35mmShowdown]

Bad ass review, as always. The Stewardesses is truly one of the most improbable wastes ever put on strangely colored film, falling firmly in the unwatchable, Manos the Hands of Fate side of the bad movie camp. Keep up the great work!

[bubthezombie]

Actually 3d works much better on Blu-Ray than on standard dvd. Journey ot the center of the earth on bluray actually has a pretty good 3d effect to it, though the colors are all screwed up because of the glasses. I've never seen a true 3d movie though but hopefully my bloody valentine will be my first.

[ChillyKevy]

My eyes hurts, the fake 3d is really annoying in this movie.

Great review by the way! :)

[nesfan1111]

Interestingly, an official DVD is coming out for this very film in those infamous red/blue glasses. The 2-D version will also be out as well.

Another thing is that this movie is being remade, but considering how incoherent this movie is, it has potential to be better than the original (or will it?)

Great review as always Snob!

[CafeJavaFilms]

I spit on your grave 4-D lol

great review

[mofrakker]

Another Craptacular success! Keep em comin'

[Indigodelta383]

when i rented spy kid 3-d its was so bad

that i kept the glasses

[MastermindSoftware]

Holy Shit! I got some 3-D glasses from school today! Fucking Coincidence!

[solidturd666]

Is this in celebration of my bloody valentine 3-d?

which i will end up seeing.

i have never seen this movie.

but my step mom was a stewardess for American airlines... so i get the gist.

[biscoito1r]

I thought that "Deep Throat" was the most financial successful film ever made

[totallyaffum]

i saw clockwork orange recently. it was awesome

[Ogma01]

Dude, what the hell is up with that last shot of the girl in the hot tub making googily eyes?!?!

[fdragon010]

I don't know...but she looks mildly constipated to me...

[NLmassacreNL]

Hahahahaha LMAO !!

XD

9000/5

[oliverscott2007]

The abrupt cut off of the speech and then the even more abrupt end with your reaction was tremendous!

[RavnDream]

holy fuck, I've the same problem with those damned glasses! XD

[puddleofmudd2008]

my school got cancel today and the cinema snob is back

hellyeah!!

[PsionikMushroom]

Man, those were the days...

[clockworkhorror]

I Spit on Your Grave in 4-D!!

that would be fucking epic.

[hippysIapper]

heavy making out CAN cause pregnant herpes!!!