Anal Cunt - Howard Wulkan is Bald

[pyromanizak]

so this is what anal cunt does when they don't like someone lol

[BornToDie90]

so does he have hair or not?

[TheJoeyTaylor]

I'M TELLIN YOU HE HAS NO FUCKIN HAIR

[rudlapaixswanton]

Every time I listen one of this song I think of Beavis & Butt-Head

[exxxepticemia]

seth heaven:; hey freddy you are gay, hey jesus you are bald

[fuckst1cks]

Hey, who's that bald guy walking down the street?

[RaptureandZune]

If I can't have hair, I don't want no implants baby.

[JimmyLaVey]

YOU SHOULD BE BALDING- YEEEEEEEEAH

OH REALLY BALDING- YEEEEEEEAH

[SGFAZ]

Night On Howard Is Bald Mountain

[Cannibalblast]

Howard Wulkan is indeed bald.

[assasinator1980]

who the fuck is howard wulkan...and why is he bald?

[CrazyEnzo03]

Hahahah.

Ah man sucks that Seth Putnam died. That pussy.

[SaturnineXTS]

@CrazyEnzo03

He did WHAT!? Omg, and I learn only now. Fuuuuck! This wrecked my day :'(

[genny1765]

hahahahahahaha this band are biggest trollers ever... their record label must piss themselves every time they record a song :P

[Kenny7288]

IM TELLIN YA HES GOT NO FUCKIN HAIR

[Traductus5972]

btw who the hell is Howard Wulkan

[Traductus5972]

You should be balding lols

[t357600014]

It rocks...

[667Tamburro]

The funniest thing I've heard in a long time

[ILIKECEREALX]

The head of this band just died.

I feel that this was his magnum opus. It's a shame he didn't make more of his albums like this.

[imstoned6]

the best is just the random spazz out at 3:51. "HOWARD WULKANS BALD, B-A-L-..."

[mayakiixgostmama]

Goodnight sweet prince.

[eatshitgoogle]

4:10

[signorellil]

I want a three hours loop of random violence scenes taken from "Neon Genesis Evangelion" set with this as soundtrack.

[girlwithafunnyhat11]

I'm seriously wondering what these guys smoked to make all of this... And how in the heck did they get signed? Also, I came here from TV Tropes... Anyone else?

[signorellil]

@girlwithafunnyhat11 They smocked crack - Seth almost died because of it!

[girlwithafunnyhat11]

@signorellil I didn't know you could smock crack. How is this method done?

[signorellil]

@girlwithafunnyhat11 Very easy - you smoke crack while typing very fast on a computer, with the auto-correct feature turned on.

[girlwithafunnyhat11]

@signorellil Glad you caught on. :)

[HeiligZorn]

8 people are bald.

[VioladorDeFlaggers]

it didn't knew Howard Wulkan was bald

[Samoriah]

@goldmember987

Hell no. I'm not having any of this "X people did Y" bullshit on my videos. Even if it is completely justified, It is so god damn annoying seeing it in every video.

[cpociucytcrewc]

This is a hell of a lot better than their grindcore stuff.

[OOZEBYOMEN]

Was his brother in Terminal Sect?

[6Sepulnation6]

Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street?

[RomZomCom]

@6Sepulnation6

HEY IT'S HOWARRDDDDD

[Blondvsdiocane]

2#demo

[banmen0w]

His bald is really bad!

[ILIKECEREALX]

Howard's self-respect has taken critical damage.

[metalstoner666]

i know this guy named howard AND HES FUCKIN BALD!!!!

[RomZomCom]

Who's that bald guy walkin' down the street? HEY IT'S HOWAARRDD.

[blacklegionairsoft1]

Howard is bald, Bald, BAAAAAALD!!!!!!! Im tellin ya, hes got no fuckin hair!!!!!

[xPikaWolfx]

I'm tellin' ya, he's got no fuckin' hair.

[gbironmaiden]

lol is this Howard guy a real person?

[flavioavenger]

@gbironmaiden Yeah, he really exists, and he have Twitter.

[gbironmaiden]

@flavioavenger

dude! hahaha

[girlwithafunnyhat11]

@gbironmaiden he is, I just googled him. And he is indeed bald, or at least has a shaved head.

[DooDooDiaperShitCunt]

haha, 4:38 is an hilarious track! This whole 7" is just so great tho

[EMKTTHL]

0:45-0:54 is probably the funniest segment of music EVER. But they should have had a song on here called "Bald Moon Rising."

[AlbertMondback]

This is fucking amazing.

[ChimChimandChimaira]

LMAO "NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN" IS FUCKING BOMB!

"Howard Wulkan, Howard Wulkan - B-A-L-D- BALD!"

[ChimChimandChimaira]

Man, Howard sure is bald.

[goatshredder]

Let's go talk to Howard

Yeah, good idea

[murcielago06gt]

"I'm tellin ya, he has no fuckin hair!"

[jrhollobaugh]

i'll tell ya howard wulkan -- is bald to the bone

[necrofilic0profago]

who is howard wulkan???

[woodrowguthrie]

HAAHAHAAHAHA

"They recorded 4 cassette tapes, one for each member of the band and one for Howard Wulkan."

[RomZomCom]

Howard is a faggot.

[Gangu1z]

I think Howard is bald.

[nnadine1973]

Fuck you Howard.you are bold.and GAY!!!!

[jadam112]

if i cant have hair, i dont want no rogaine baby!

[purityharakiri]

BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD

[quetzalcoatlustastic]

I was not expecting there to be a Shudder To Think reference in this. Hilarious.

[EntertainingMirage]

They're going to release this sometime in the future; it's going to be the first anal cunt CD i buy

[PussyWart855]

Howard is bald!

[reedlinksucks]

He's bbbbbbbald to the bone

[reedlinksucks]

yes indeed he is quite bald

[PussyWart855]

Very Bald.

[electrophonic]

rare. thanks

[violadorpedofilo]

it sucked so bad...

seth was right

but i'm still liking a lot anal cunt

one of my favorite bands

[MikeBennettron]

He be working at Earache Records*

[elmingodotcom]

fuck!! this is fucking funny ,,anal cunt is so fucking great, yeah boy!

[richnfillproductions]

I know this guy named Howard Wulkan

He's really bald

He has no hair on his head

That's because he's bald

Howard Wukan (x4)

He be working at Gimmie Pisants (?)

He used to work someplace else

He looks like that guy from Straining To Think (?)

And he's bald

I LOVE THOSE LYRICS!!!

[imstoned6]

@richnfillproductions it's "He be working at Earache Records, used to work someplace else. he looks like that guy from shudder to think" :)

[o0SurfingCat0o]

Wow. xD

[AstroCreep159]

Im Tellen Ya hes got no Fucken Hair

[Fayceee]

RIP Wesley Willis.

[sjovt666]

that shit is solid

[sonicred007]

Was that necessary? good work fella

[ajesusgoat]

lmao, 'hey who is that bald guy walking down the street'

[imstoned6]

"hey i just came up with this crazy howard song, you ready? i know this guy named howard....AND HES FUCKIN BALD"

[guitarristaheavy616]

man, Howard committed suicide after this, right?

[gerryono]

@guitarristaheavy616

no, hes still around

[BURN1NGx1NS1D3]

@guitarristaheavy616 i read somewhere that he had a good sense of humor about it. i'm sure if you were buddies with seth you expected to catch shit eventually.

[imstoned6]

"Hey who's that bald guy walkin' down the street!?"

"That's howard"

[cannibalchato]

i guess that howard is bald

really deep message

seth is a gay artist

[RomZomCom]

You're also a bald faggot.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

I have an TRACI LORDS LOVES NOISE ANAL CUNT SPLIT TAPE somewhere with ANAL CUNT/MEATSHITS having a conversation in a van.

I also found a copy of this for download ONLINE!!!

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Who is Howard Wulkan?

Unlike most of the targets of Anal Cunt's ridicule, Howard Wulkan is actually not a famous person or a celebrity. Howard Wulkan is a music executive and native of Queens, New York. He is a former employee of Earache Records and currently works for New York City based record label Expansion Team Records. The album is a playful and lighthearted homage from Anal Cunt to their friend, Howard Wulkan, who worked alongside them in the studio in the mid-90's

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Tracks 5 and 6 are often listed as one track called "Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)" however, the record sleeve lists them as two separate tracks.

PERSONALLY TO ME, MICHAEL HANSEN, THEY DONT SOUND DRUNK!!!

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Track listing Howard is Bald - 1:51 Bald to the Bone - 0:47 A Conversation With Howard Wulkan - 0:37 Ballad of Baldness - 0:35 Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic Version) - 0:05 Howard Wulkan (Jazz Version) - 0:08 Night on Bald Mountain - 0:31 You Should Be Balding - 0:46 If I Can't Have Hair - 0:18 Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version) - 1:39

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

The final track on the album is a parody / imitation not of a specific Wesley Willis song, but of the songwriting style featured in the majority of his songs. The song would most closely compare to Willis' song "Rock And Roll McDonald's".

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Original material

Some of the songs, however, aren't covers, such as "A Conversation With Howard Wulkan", which is a skit in the form of a conversation, with members of the band asking questions to Howard and the reply to each question being an exaggerated laugh, performed by Seth Putnam. This track, along with parts of some of the other songs, is obviously improvised.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Apparently, one of the members of Anal Cunt owned a copy of the Saturday Night Fever movie soundtrack, which provided the Bee Gees tracks, as well as the two disco instrumentals. There is also an acoustic cover of the song Bad To The Bone, originally released by George Thorogood and The Destroyers, with the lyrics changed to 'Bald to the bone'. In addition to songs with lyrics, Anal Cunt also adds lyrics to instrumental songs such as Night On Disco Mountain and A Fifth of Beethoven.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Seth Putnam sings lyrics about Howard Wulkan in a falsetto voice over the original recordings of these songs. Putnam would later make extensive use of this same falsetto singing style on the Picnic of Love album. Anal Cunt had previously recorded a hardcore arrangement of Stayin' Alive, another popular Bee Gees tune, on their album Top 40 Hits.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Five of the ten songs on the EP are covers, four being performed in a karaoke style, with the members of the band simply singing over the original recordings and altering the lyrics to make them about Howard Wulkan. The songs performed in this way include You Should Be Dancing and If I Can't Have You both originally performed by The Bee Gees.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

The album is widely available as a bootleg on the internet. Song structures and style

Anal Cunt's inebriation on Howard Is Bald is evidenced by the quality of the recording itself (or lack thereof). It sounds as if the entire EP was recorded with a handheld tape recorder (as had been the case for several of Anal Cunt's early EP releases). The performances by the band are also jaded and obscured by their being drunk.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

When asked about the EP by a fan, Seth Putnam stated that Anal Cunt made the recording one night when they were drunk, with the intention of sending it to their friend, Howard Wulkan and that the reason for only having 53 copies pressed was "because it sucked so badly". Wulkan himself has commented that he was only ever aware of 8 cassette copies of the album ever being made, which means that up to 61 copies may exist in some form or another.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Howard Is Bald is the name of an EP recorded in 1995 by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. In 2001 it was released in a limited pressing of only 53 copies. Howard Is Bald is a concept EP as it features ten songs about Howard Wulkan, a New York music executive, and his apparent baldness. ..........

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Is that the whole thing?

Because it seems to end premature...

sounds like it

HAVE YOU READ "WIKIPEDIA" on it?

Howard Is Bald

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[yongmanc]

where can i download it?

[ajesusgoat]

a conversation with howard wulkan, my faverouite song by them. amazing lyrics

[Samoriah]

lol in my opinion track 7 "Night on Bald Mountain" is my favorite. Most of the comments I have seen don't seem to agree.

[odenskrigare]

I prefer 'A Conversation With Howard Wulkan'

The insane cackling never gets old

[eatshitgoogle]

@Samoriah My favorite 2. This track always get stuck in my head.

[Necryte]

@Samoriah I lost count.

[wordupassholes]

This has had me laughing for the whole week! Seth's laughing is awesome!

[corruptingyouth]

"I'm tellin' you, he's got no fuckin' hair!"

I almost spit out my coffee! Thanks for posting, it really made my day.

But... who the fuck is Howard Wulkan?

[Samoriah]

lol, Howard is some guy who works at earache.

[jazzdracula]

what year is this from?

[dialasystem]

this is really awesome

[Yadoso]

Tracks 3, 9, and 10 are the best.

[Nattefrosttello]

Being bald is gay.

[ChilliDoggProduction]

lmao only 53 copies

[BoyManChild]

they only made 53 copies? If so that's excellent because one my my friends has all the anal cunt albums, making it rare... I think

[Samoriah]

does he have the 7" EP version, or did he download it?

[wordupassholes]

Download? Is it aviable as a download too? Where?

[Samoriah]

Well no public place has this available as a download. As far as I know there is a torrent going around with this ep on it. I actually downloaded this myself (im not going to trace down a copy of this)

[wordupassholes]

Thanks for the info

[mnec20]

This video is fucking awesome! Good stuff!

[madderbass]

Here are the track listings to this magnificent demo!

Howard Is Bald

Bald To The Bone

A Conversation With Howard Wulkan

Ballad Of Baldness

Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)

Night On Bald Moutain

You Should Be Balding

If I Can't Have Hair

Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)

[Samoriah]

I didn't put a tracklisting on here?

Damn, I thought I did. Anyway I added the tracklisting to the video, and I added quick history.

[ChimChimandChimaira]

I know this guy named Howard...

HE'S FUCKING BALD!!!!!!!!

[icefox111]

LOL @ "zazz" as a tag. This place could use more zazz.

[themaskedpinapple]

Another AxCx classic!

[mowub]

I love the Wesley Willis parody at the end.

[MusicianPooper]

Best songs ever written.

[Carlsbergbrosrocks]

GREAT ... what is the funky Song in the Beginning ?!

[Samoriah]

A 5th of Beethoven. I think.

[DylanBuckle]

Thank you so much for this! It is the work of genius. So tell me is Howard a really hairy man?

Ha Ha

[Samoriah]

lol no he's really bald

[Halfdeadbassist]

This song is so funny...

Its unbelievable

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[PussyTumor]

This and Morbid Florist and Top 40 Hits are my favorite things by AC.

[Samoriah]

Morbid Florist is an awesome album. That one and I like it when you Die are my favorite studio albums.

Every single EP of theirs is perfect though. I would like to say Another EP is awesome, because it has a bunch of songs on there that are good. But the quality of that EP is horrible.

[piterdevries]

His bald is really bad.