Freeman's Mind: Episode 35 (Half-Life Machinima)

[mynameisjoe123ful]

What episode does he get high off happy pills??

[DeathScepter]

@mynameisjoe123ful last episode.

[i3kick4ur7ass]

@mynameisjoe123ful You're thinking of Shepards mind

[hughcri]

Climb, Climb, Climb, Monkey Madness, Got get up to Get down LOL

[Gurgleschlortz]

7:00 FUCK, YOU DIDN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH TO SAVE HIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jingles5492]

oh man he forgot everything .. i was not expecting .. [whats guy playing as gordon?] to do that xD

lol i should watch more natonal geographic. XD

[UStehBest]

It's not very funny now that he lost his memory

[MrOpenGamer]

@UStehBest

I actuslly thought that in itself was funny.

[Squishymcpwn]

@asparagusoffice Yes.

[theonefreeman42]

a few episodes ago he was howling at the moon now he thinks he might be a werewolf

[ThinkingWithPortal2]

I woke up in the trash compactor. AGAIN.

[Biverix]

I love the: "I woke up in the trash compactor -again-."

[pumpupmybooobiee]

hes kinda chill wakeing up like that i guess its not his first time :D

[Bradguy123]

@lazydictionary Barney is the name of one of the security guards in this game.

[lazydictionary]

One of the tags on this video is "Barney"

[KarateKatWarrior]

wait a min they had waters and motors...but the motors were like horse or man powered and the water was there since earth begin dr. freeman....mabye he was too drunk to notice

[MrBebopKid]

it was alot funnier when he didnt have partial amnesia...

[henrique165]

didnt he noticed that he got shot in the ear a few hours ago?

[jutemankif]

does anyone know a scam involving corndogs?

[OzzyThunderTeen]

Waking up in a trash compacter again... again?

[asparagusoffice]

Okay seriously, what the fuck is up with the suggestions?

Everything is erotic in some way and it stretches to multiple video games, none of them Half-Life.

Is the Mind of Freeman a dirty place? .-.

[PokemonJack333]

Is it just me, or do the cockroaches make adorable noises?

[TheTheconquest]

I hate the memory loss parts too

[SmiteFieldProduction]

I hate the memory loss parts.

[Rawklorrd]

Best Freemans Mind yet.

[Hisako]

why are the ads all about oprah :(

[MrProminance1]

When he started talking about a valve and being obese, did anyone else think of Gabe Newell?

[RocksInTheToilet]

0:01 Skip the ad!

[RobloxSuperbl0xy400]

Most of the Half-Life sounds are used in Portal 2... OK? Random

[TheGamerTeacher]

@RobloxSuperbl0xy400 Not random at all actually, Half-Life and Portal 2 were both created by Valve AND it happens in the same fictional world

[3nVyxRanger]

@TheGuardDuck Be use Brest feeding can be done while watching this are you dumb

[1245firestar]

You guys are good at this realy good. :)

[LordIntense]

Boss.



[KurtKokaine1]

lol @ "I woke up in a trash compactor...again".

wow man, just...wow.

[ipx1234]

I remember having problems... lots of problems...

[lunathewarrior]

He woke up in a trash compactor *again*. What happened the first time?

[ThunderCavalier]

@lunathewarrior

It's Freeman. I can only imagine it involved a lot of vodka and a crowbar.

[bignico1990]

That's funny he lost his memory

Lmfao

[Tdak1128]

I'll let you borrow my pogo stick

[DarkChaos451]

68 people went for a smoke break and fell off the top of the Silo

[noah12301]

Memory loss FTW

[itsmeloj]

Notice that on these videos the top comments are mainly quotes from the show...

[KurtKokaine1]

@itsmeloj maybe that's cuz most of the quotes from the show are pure awesomesauce, ever think about that? 

[sweetrockchick]

"I ended up in a trash compactor again." What the hell does Freeman do on his nights out?!

[laifalbert]

Am I a werewolf?

Episode 29: HOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!

[purejshots1]

New episods?

[supermancyWON]

nope no 20 bucks freeman those things kill you spit you out and keeps the change

[MrMonkeymanablert]

Why the hell are there so many Luring Weird youtube videos that I can never find my way out of, in the suggestions?

[jgerrard565671]

and breastfeeding is related to this how?

[jonernest1]

@jgerrard565671 because that's what my girlfriend will be doing by the time the series is over...

[1997GuyGamer]

@jgerrard565671 the same way dat ass is.

[m197377]

@jgerrard565671 dont worry their gone.

now theirs freemans mind ripoffs :P

[FurryBadger1]

67 people hit rock bottom 

[DemonHide]

$20 ain't too bad for a magazine with some bullets in it. Sure it's used, but some new magazines will run you $25 empty. Talk about extortion.

[TheGuardDuck]

WHY ARE THEE BREAST FEEDING VIDS LINKED TO THIS VIDEO???

Does Half-life == perverts happy funtime???

[TheAarontheblackmage]

@TheGuardDuck yes. yes it does.

[Siirenias]

@TheGuardDuck Apparently.  I got DOA vids.

[Sercil00]

@TheGuardDuck actually, all those sexy videos in the recommendation section of those videos are kind of suspicious. maybe when google hears "freeman's mind", it thinks dirty.

[XmorphinX]

more than half of america are not able to find austria on the map and you know about the existence of innsbruck?

amazing

[VannahWilson]

@XmorphinX Lol! Who are you talking to? And people who play this game only know about Innsbruck because it's where Gordon worked before Black Mesa…

[RedBigButton]

Innsbruck! (referring to a HL"-song)

[everythingBLUE]

It's like the trash compactor trick was such a measly attempt at ending him, he took no notice.

[macsteelers1]

Did he lose his mind or memory???

[k24601]

@macsteelers1 Both.

[LoogyHead]

Y'know, by this point Freeman's exposure to so many dirty objects and fluids that he should already have infections which would be leaking...

Oh god, imagine his EAR.

[mojothemigo]

It is a magazine, not a clip. Some older guns used clips, but handguns use magazines. ni-picky gun lovin' nerdyness over :D

[MentalRetardsRUs]

@mojothemigo handguns use mags other guns like rifles use magazines

[Craagen]

@MentalRetardsRUs

No handguns use magazines just like rifles. A Mag is just slang for a magazine.

A M1 Garand has a internal magazine that is loaded by a stripper clip. A M16 has a detachable magazine.

[VannahWilson]

@JamieNeillTV Most of what Black Mesa does is far from theoretical. We all know this. But for some reason Valve saw fit to make Freeman a theoretical physicist. Don't ask me why.

[031000ron1]

@VannahWilson Probably because they needed someone to help the count to 3, and he qualified the best.

[VannahWilson]

@031000ron1 Hahaha!

[VannahWilson]

@031000ron1 Well then obviously Gordon sucks and they should fire him because they still haven't managed to count to three…

[031000ron1]

@VannahWilson But he's been busy saving the earth from aliens... with a crowbar. Right now he's thinking "F*#@ Valve, if they can't coun't to three that's not my problem. They should have given me a GRAPPLING HOOK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I WISH I HAD THAT OPTION ARRG!!!"

[VannahWilson]

@031000ron1 Lol! Yeah he really seems to want a grappling hook, doesn't he? He sure brings it up enough times, it's almost like a running gag! XD And in fact he makes an excellent case for needing one…

[031000ron1]

@VannahWilson He COULD make it out in half the time... Also we need tee shirts of his best lines.

[VannahWilson]

@031000ron1 We totally do need such t-shirts. I wish I could fit one of my favourite rants by him on a t-shirt: "When I was kid, and I went to see Santa Claus, I told him I wanted to be in a cage fight with these tiny fucking monsters jumping in my face, and I wanted the floor to be made of a giant crusher, THAT COULD KILL ME IN ONE QUICK MOTION, AND SIDES TO BE SLANTED SO THAT IF I SLIPPED I'D IMMEDIATELY DIE, AND NOW I HAVE IT ALL! WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY ASK FOR???"

[031000ron1]

@VannahWilson Or one that could be used in real life like "I WISH I HAD MORE THAN ONE OPTION ALL THE TIME!!! THAT"S A GOOD OPTION!!! I LIKE THAT OPTION... RARRAGH!!! Just point to your shirt and people get the point.

[VannahWilson]

@031000ron1 Hahaha, that's a good one! I've only watched the whole series once through, so I don't remember all the hilarious lines… I've downloaded the whole thing though, so I'll refresh my memory when I have time! :P

[031000ron1]

@VannahWilson How did this conversation get from the definition of fermions to this?!?!

[VannahWilson]

@031000ron1 Well, we're still technically talking about Freeman's Mind so the topic really hasn't changed that much…as for how we got here, you can just read the conversation over and see for yourself! XD

[031000ron1]

@VannahWilson Yeah, well i don't know why I mentioned it. I can get a conversation from keyboards to rockets to my WiFi connection to Gordon Freeman to the internet to the greek alphabet, and back to keyboards, and why the Caps Lock keey needs to be removed in less than 8 minutes.

[VannahWilson]

@031000ron1 Oh that happens to me all the time, I find it fascinating to try and remember how a conversation began and how it got to where it is now… It's kinda funny, cuz it makes sense if you know how you got there but if you don't it's like "What?" Like seeing only the beginning and end of a Wiki Walk (look that up on TVTropes, it happens to me almost every day…).

[InternetAthlete]

you could totally use these videos as walkthroughs

[QPSFratt]

A giant bong!

[RetardedZombieGames]

My Nickname is Corndog!! YAY!!

[ThatAnnoyingMosquito]

2:58 I do believe there are no deserts in Austria, a country that borders the Alps. I think he meant Australia. People, please, get your geography right.

[Selas81]

@ThatAnnoyingMosquito He said the desert part are new because last time something LIKE this happene were austria. ;)

[gabbergandalf667]

@ThatAnnoyingMosquito

Since he's talking about one of our regional capitals, Innsbruck, nope, no mistake there. Maybe he just was partying too hard in the University district and waking up shitfaced on some park bench or something. That happens

[VannahWilson]

@ThatAnnoyingMosquito Uh, no, it's Austria. Before being hired at Black Mesa, he worked at the University of Innsbruck, which is in AUSTRIA. Not Australia.

[katamari117]

*sees man get eaten alive* "something's not right here..."

[upcastmarcus96]

Vote Gordon Freeman for President!!! : )

[ThinkingBlonde22]

67 people where in the scam with corndogs

[Zmistake]

he is a good actor

[dre5922]

3-PO!!!

[Animal00Kaiser]

AW MAN! Everytime he almost wins BOOM! Someone MESSES it UP!

[eddsworldrocks22]

how did i get here? am i a werewolf?

4:07 lol

[Ace211191]

Hi, I'm translating the series and I don't understand what he says in 3:56

Can someone tell me? Thanks!

[Nietsro]

@Ace211191 "I have to take proper measurements on quantum particles"

[Ace211191]

@Nietsro Oh, I was refering to the part when he says: "Man I wanna get back to the lab. Oh wait, something happen-" but I can't get what he says afterwards. Thanks for the reply!

[Nietsro]

@Ace211191 Ow wait, something happens dum duh duh....

I'M NOT SEEING AN ENTERENCE!

[AlexanderT21]

@Ace211191 He says "Huh. A giant bung. I'm not seeing an entrance!"

A bung is what you use to seal the opening of a flask, like a big rubber stopper.

[HuntEathen]

making Austria-jokes.... U mad? :P

[WooWooWoo25]

whoa! someone had a worse night than me!

[031000ron1]

Further investigation hurts, Gordon.

[ozzygodisgod]

he should of had C3PO shut down the garbage shoots

[Nivellios]

So he doesn't remember a thing... Well he did get beaten so... i don't know, i don't blame him for not remembering anything

[IsHeDead1]

Again

[rio197]

he sounds like Raymond from Everybody Loves...

[MyFatMonkey]

You'd think he'd notice he's wearing the HEV suit.

.... And the many bullet marks?

[GhostGW]

go AUSTRIA!!!! xD

[Trybut3]

@DevilForce98 thats why my moto in life (regarding work) "if your late for work don't bother showing up cuz bad things will happen" and apperently its true

[TheHalo19891]

0:33

the floor appears in half life 2 :)

[Myoosikz]

I hate when the ADS don't load and prevent the video from loading. >>

[danjoelabrenica]

at 4:28 thumbs up if you thought he will jump to the water XD

[trucupey3]

I'm not gonna get my 20 bucks from him, am I?

[trucupey3]

God, that's a BIG cockroach! hahahaha

[Mangaman1100]

did he lose his memory? O.o

[ANIM0SI7Y]

@Mangaman1100 Yeah

[Wanderer1313]

Ruptured rusty rods reveal a rift...I have a soft spot for such alitteration sir.

[brwnipoints]

cool

[SomeoneTheDemon]

According to Gordon, no one had water in the middle ages. 5:42 - 5:50

[BUGHUNTER6]

3:45 Look it's Nick from L4D2! :3

[Ginpie777]

again?

[WaterbuffelNL]

@MrFpsAsia Wow original. The other 500.000 people who made that joke probably got it from you.

[jack1a2a]

@MrFpsAsia hell even if there was no dislike bar itd be bigger XD

[jack1a2a]

@MrFpsAsia no no, the dislike bar is bigger lol

[blink182rob88]

It's funny because it seems like this happens often to him

[thesniper1191]

Well, at least he finally got some sleep...

[Wireless1016]

Ok people, listen up. Today we're talkin' about fermions. Fermions have a half integer spin. Not a full integer spin, those are Bosons.

[djsyntic]

I find this extra amusing is in all his muttering about what happened last night, it doesn't seem odd to him that he woke up in his HEV suit, as if it's been involved in other crazy night activities that involve him waking up in strange locations.

[d3str0i3r]

i bet all of this was just him being thrown into the advanced training course with out warning, all the other scientists knew when it was scheduled because they went through the hole training, but because he decided to skip they decided not to tell him about it

[Eveco1000]

monsters attacked canada? fuck, i'll get my gun.

[RedSquadala5]

what kind of cocroaches does he have exactly...?

[AFROJASON666]

the 66 people that disliked this can go to hell

[SoapWrathPROductions]

he needs some radex for that radiation

[AbortFlight]

"...And I woke up in the trash compactor again."

Am I the only one who caught this?

[8ArmedSuperMegaNaga]

@AbortFlight

there's 384 482 views on this video, so... yeah

[HardlyAstounding]

I wonder what the marines who threw Freeman in there are gonna think once someone finds out he's alive.

[Metetorn]

umm i never played half life but im just wondering what part of the game is this like half way or a quarter....3 quarters

[theunknown117]

why cant there be a full movie of this lol

[Voddgreen]

LOL I yawned after he did. xD

[Zombkillah115]

I need this all on a boxed DVD set.

[andrewyoung40]

lol  "thare is a door"

[Extraintrovert]

What an excellent return to form. With Gordon forced to return to beginning and rebuild his arsenal, so too does Freeman's Mind return to its origins of Gordon revealing horrifyingly intimate details of his life as he calmly goes about his day, before he's forced to simply react as things go from bad to worse. You're spoiling us, Mr Scott.

[WalrusH0b0]

@Extraintrovert Terrence Malick has a youtube account what is this?

[W0lfsRa1nf4n]

@SmiteFieldProduction Sadly, he doesn't :(

[SmiteFieldProduction]

Does he remember nothing?!

[CptCool2]

@DevilForce98 No.

[marchrabbit85]

Why it took so long?

[wastelander502]

@marchrabbit85 i think hes been working on some other stuff also

[Aeghamedic]

Buttes...

[ANDSENS]

"And I woke up in a trash compactor... again." Friggin hilarious man! haha

[BenderRodriguez94]

this is so funny

[GortosXtreme]

Hu, I was in Innsbruck today. i even think I saw some naked man wandering around and making clothes out of garbage bags, but I'm not sure.

[Demonscar13]

i woke up in a trash compactor again....WHEN WOULD THIS EVER HAPPEN BEFORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[shityouho]

@Demonscar13 when your partying with Freeman :D

[Demonscar13]

@shityouho i suppose...

[RSmerlinRS]

'ill find a stick or something'

classic

[KayneisPLAYA]

There is a hidden pun apparently and I've spent 1 hour trying to find it

[MCPOSJ117films]

@derpdestroyer oh yeah...

[NinjaRiise]

Fucking ads.

[RuffleCoptah]

@DevilForce98 TALLEY HO!

[Masterlink981]

@DevilForce98 I think he drunk too much BEER....

[MCPOSJ117films]

just think, what if he decided NOT to go to work? what if he was sick? or on vacation?

[ColdChaos1236]

Okay, that's just perfect. I wrote before, that I'm surprised he comes/was from/in Austria, best country in the world - but now he's even talking about Innsbruck! ^_^ That makes me happy ;D

[acs197]

@ColdChaos1236 It's my family's homeland, but I've not been there yet! It is on my to do list!

[ColdChaos1236]

@acs197 Well I'm living there..in Innsbruck to be exact. It's just awesome ;D...maybe a bit boring for people that are used to huge cities.

[anyadasd]

"Am I a werewolf?"

lol

[Marudas]

Guard 1: Hey, do you think maybe we should shoot him in the face before we throw him in the trash compactor?

Guard 2: Why? What, do you think he's going to wake up and climb the conveniently stacked boxes to safety? I mean who does that...

[snaiperis132]

OMG previous episode was so cool!