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  • haha im from teeside but its funny as fuck hahahahaaha <3

  • Fuck you Geordie cunt

  • fuck off you fool ;

  • Erm excuse me but Middlesbrough is way better than Newcastle , i dont care what anyone says dont critisise The Town without looking at your own first !

  • fuck u gordie cunts boro is miles better

  • Spectacularly shit.

  • "Middlesbrough Town Centre" - (myspace.com/elephantstopper) The best song ever written about Middlesbrough Town Centre.

    I don't think there have been any songs writ about Newcastle.

  • 2:13 <3

  • go die geordie scum

  • Amusing rendition!

    Coming soon some great Boro songs and videos by Northern Delight!

  • So true.

  • I live in middlesbrough and tbf this is funny as fuck. :')

  • I see that you were smart enough to refer to this guy as a 'stand up' and not a 'stand up comedian'. I've got nothing against people slagging off the Boro but this just makes me cringe. It's like watching that kid that every school had who thought he was hilarious but was about as amusing as cancer.

  • is this suppose to be funny

  • Not even because im from Middlesbrough but this is shite!!! Dont mind if its funny but he tries to hard and fails. Plus ive been to Newcastle alot and its nothing better then middlesbrough especially the people :)

  • im from middlesbrough, i thought this was funny, xD i can't understand some of it though.

  • Oh c'mon people it's stand up!!! Not to be taken seriously!!! I'm from Middlesbrough I really found this funny XD

  • jesus christ u retards! this is ur idea of funny? haha twats

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  • Not funny.

  • horrific banter

  • horrific banter. 

  • what a load of wank -.-

  • I have a sense of humor...

    But the thing is i struggle to find this mildly funny, because i cant understand you.

    When will they start teaching English in Newcastle? I wonder.

    Up the Boro!

  • fuck offffff ;

  • im smoggy, this is hilarious

  • its great to laugh at the smoggies webster is a legend loved the bit about a half empty football club just because its true

  • Utter shit! what a wanker how tasteless. cant sing cant play guitar. two same fucking chords over and over again... Newcastle should be ashamed of this fagot. learn to speak i couldn't understand fuck all! fuck new castle the wannabe shit hole. UP THE BORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • haha thts pretty funny tbh, like the way everyones getting pissed off about it. im from boro and in the raf n i get it every day so im use to it!

  • The negativity towards this song has nothing to do with people from Middlesbrough not being able to laugh at themselves, because they find it easier than most to do so, I mean, Middlesbrough is not the Dordogne, which its town folk will openly admit.

    The negativity comes from he fact that it is plain and simply not funny in the slightest. Even the live audience feigned polite laughter.

  • About as funny as an African baby with AIDS.

  • I see he's just called "stand up"

    about right...he's sure no fucking comedian.

  • @slashgibsonlespaul. Middlesbrough is a shit hole pure and simple. It was not voted worst place in the country to live for nowt.

  • funnyy id like to see him sing that in middlesbrough the only way hed get out is in a wooden box

  • this would be proper mint if it was good

  • to be fair i couldnt even understand a word you was saying ya thick unfunny gerodie bastard, try going to speach therapy, but saying that you wont get any better coz you're a retard!

    it aint middlesbrough who's family's are inbred, all your mams n dads are brother and sister, that would probably expalin why you sound like a retard evfem though you're a geordie, take ya thick cunt geordie accent away and you still wont be able to understand ya.

  • what i could understand of this, hahahahahaha stupid geordie cunt! middlesbrough's spain to newcastle lmao.

    this was as bout as funny as a brain tumor :|

  • At lest didn`t give the world Jimmy Nail

  • Might be insulted if this was even a little bit funny.

  • have you ever seen a geordie with a cup have u ever seen a geordie with a have u ever seen a geordie ever seen a geordie ever seen a geordie with a cup have u fuck

  • what a dick.

  • Down on sunday, your going down on sunday, down on sunday, your going down on sunday, have you ever seen a geordie with a cup, have you ever seen a geordie, ever seen a geordie, ever seen a geordie with a cup, have ya fuck!

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  • U fukin asshole wait until we come to NEWCASTLE we kick ur stupid fukin asses

  • geordie fuckin rat hope you die of aids

  • Geordie faggot,

    you know nowt about middlesbrough

  • talentless geordie makes a mockery of the sublime jonathan richman song, dear, dear

  • geordie bastard

  • hmmm yeah a wouldnt really call this a song because he is just saying stupid things that dont rhyme, he keeps stuttering asif he doesnt even know what to say, pile of shit and i feel sorry for people who find this funny a.k.a geordies

  • HaHa that was really funny...... Oh sorry it's actually utter shit!!

  • My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.

    Today my wife asked for a 'perm'.

    The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."

    haha! now that's funny if only Mr Gavin Webster had any decent craic he may be able to reel material like that off about Middlesbrough.

  • Perm is how people from Ashington pronounce poem, not Geordies!

  • Utter shite. He's put no thought into this whatsoever he's basically stood there strumming random chords on his guitar and stating "facts" about Middlesbrough, I applaud you Geordie fool that must have taken ages to write. If it'd have been a witty effort which flows with the guitar I would have said fair play put that was piss poor.

  • I think it's pretty good actually. Away get a sense of humour man - we don't want them twats thinking we've got a clip on our shoulder.

  • I live in Middlesbrough, and it's not all that. But this song is just not funny. I wouldn't mind if it was, but he was just spouting random garbage, that could be interchangable for any town.

    Oh, and Alex Collier, it's *SPELT* (not *spelled)

    Oh the irony.

  • Both are correct. Spelled is preferred in the US, whereas either is acceptable in the UK and the rest of the world.

  • newcastle r shite!!

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  • Muuh deth to teh jordie skumm he cannat even sing words propa and it dosnt rime he is thick.

  • this man is a dick head, bet hes neva even been to boro, scum!.... the songs shite too!

  • omg this song iis so funny get a sense of humour lmaooo im from boro

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  • Funny how you geordies slag off our industry yet so many of yers would not have a job if it weren't for our 'chemical sites.'

  • mate that song is fucking shit!! get a life!!

  • unable to see any cups in the picture, just alots of mugs, we put all the industrial skyline near the A19 so you dont move to north yorkshire. this gut i sno bobby thompson at least he was generically funny.

  • geordies are all fukin wankers. u are clever considering iv never seen a inbred in middlesbrough you dosey fuck.

    who the fuck designed nufc kit i rekon my nana could make you a better and one tht your beer guzzeling fat arsed chairman could actually afford. i aint fukin surprised tht nobody wants to buy u considering all of the fans are daft little geordie scum who would fuck shearer for a fiver. get your facts right before you start avin a go at boro u dirty fukin perv. WANKERRR!!!!!

  • i love this bloke,

    everybody knows boro is filled with inbred pedo's and prozzies. what a horrible place.

    gavin webster what a song bud

  • middlesbrough's not as bad as people make it out to be - there's good and bad in every town

  • Six players were named in a drug scandel at Newcastle.

    Shearer Cort Dyer Given Bellamy Speed.

    What's the difference between an arsonist and Newcastle United.

    An arsonist won't waste his last 10 matches.

    Whats Michael Jackson and Newcastle United got in common?

    It' doesnt matter if your black and white, they both went down in 2009

    Newcastle Utd have cancelled their nativity play this year, although they've got 11 donkeys they can only find one wise man and the Messiah has gone missing

  • Recently, the mayor of Newcastle has had to answer to allegations that Newcastle, as a city, was extremely homophobic.

    His statement said: "I can specifically state that Newcastle is not homophobic and does indeed have a large and thriving gay community. It's called Sunderland."

    Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery.

    "We're glad to have him back!" said Alan Shearer.

  • David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen

    My mate has just called to ask if I want any tickets to watch a couple of comedy acts on 21st December.

    I asked, Who's appearing?

    He said, Newcastle and Spurs.

    can't imagine the whole Newcastle crowd singing:

    'Theres only one Joe Kinnear.'

    The pitch is full of 'em.

  • This man a dickhead. he obc blind if he lives down Newcastle. did u know Newcastle dnt hve a Red light district, it dnt fucking need one wiv all them geordie prossies dwn there.

    Why do so many housewives love newcastle? Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?

    A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

    What's the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?

    3 pounds...that's including the Urn.

  • What a Fucking idiot.

    Tp be honest boro may be a shit hole but im proud of where i live and so should all the other smoggies on here.

    UPTHEBORO!

  • Cristiano Ronaldo 80m

    Newcastle United 80m

    JOKE!

  • I'm from Middlesbrough but this is still funny. Just have a sense of humour

  • are the dock used though? no. if you don't like the smell don't go past them, easy:).

  • Also, it's quite ironic to be hearing every telling this guy to "talk properly" or directing any insult towards his (easily comprehensible) geordie accent... you do know that to anyone outside the North East, you all sound the same, right?

  • "**If you're a humourless individual from Middlesbrough why not leave a badly spelled comment below?** " - Haha, nice one =P

    He's pretty dead-on about that chemical plants, you know. I pass at least 20 of them on the way into Middlesbrough town. It smells atrocious, and one can't help but cough and gag a bit =/

    As for the comedian himself, his humour is pretty good. Seems to be strictly North-East only, though, which seems a bit limiting.

  • boroo fucking mintt talk propaa u dirt southern scott

  • there all the same the geordie cunts reckon there hard n funny there a shit team n he aint funny and what is the fucking accent i could fucking slit his kneck the daft geordie cunt fuck em' all

  • i thought stand ups were ment to be funny? noone can even understand him soooo basically he wasted his time:)

    and he obv hasn't been to middlesbrough cause no docks are there.

    and, ScottyJC07 see you there mate!

  • No docks? In Middlesbrough? You're taking the absolute piss, right? Not only would you have to be completely BLIND to not see any docks in the vicinity of the Transporter Bridge (which everyone from Middlesbrough has been to at one point or another), but do you really think that with all this chemical industry and a river passing RIGHT THROUGH Middlesbrough, that it would have no docks at all?

  • PRICK! Middlesbrough Docks?! What you on about you stupid typical geordie scumbag who everyone in the country hates.

    Get your facts right before you start taking the piss out of Boro mate, you absolute prick, and you wonder why we hate geordies!!! Absolute nob nob nob nob!!!

  • talk properly you geordie bastard, smoggie for life.

  • 1 nil down.. 3-1 up Lovenkrands wrapped it up with a nick nack paddy wack he sent the smoggies down, Lovenkrands sent you down

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I hear doncaster is a lovely place to play football........... HAHAHAHAHA

  • ha ha spoke to soon ha ha dick head

  • HA HA see you next year, 6 easy points..... u might get 6 or 7 thous... i mean 6 or 7 fans next year u fuckin kiddy fiddling smoggie cunt :D

  • ha ha nicee 1 well be prem ull be leaguee 1 nicee 1 m8 6-7 quite impossible already soldd £21k seats

  • Im sure u have.....

  • best song ever! smoggies tosses, Teeside chip on your sholder. haha. SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER!

  • yr fuck u ya stupid gordie cunts al cum up there in spark yas all out

  • fuck the geordies howay boro even accrinton stanley r better than newcastle

  • wait till monday u cunts the frontline will be waitin for u

  • theres no docks down boro anymore so get it rite u cunt but geordie town is just the same so fuck off scruffy sluts walking about the town just for cock scruffy fucking cunts

  • fukin shit thats all i can say

  • There's a couple of small problems with it. Most of them revolve around this guy not being at all funny...

    I'd like to 'hear' his stand up... hopefully they'll come with subtitles.

  • another 3rd rate comedian,more of a Bradley Walsh of the comedy world.....

  • tell him to come back with that song when he has the sell out shows and dvd sales chubby brown has,the low life cunt.

    canny bag a tudor champion

  • **If you're a humourless individual from Middlesbrough why not leave a badly spelled comment below?**

    Should it not "miss spelled comment"?

  • Perhaps. Could also even be 'misspelt'. But that is a grammatical issue, not a spelling issue.

  • Shite

  • i think your right ,,,,, have you ever seen a geodie win a cup have we fuck have you you ever seen a goedie win a cup have we fuck ,,, shall we win a cup for you

  • get a grio shitest sing ever !!!!

  • It amuses me that he mentions that people from Middlesbrough have a 'chip on their shoulder', if he hasn't then why is he singing about the place?

    More of the same from the usual Geordie brand of grandeur and delusion.

    The chip on the shoulder reference is surely more suited to the Newcastle football team, what with being "one of the biggest clubs in the country" (TM)?

  • I'm from Middlesbrough and i found this video quite funny, even if i strongly disgree.

    The only problem i have is whats written in the description by you :l

    '**If you're a humourless individual from Middlesbrough why not leave a badly spelled comment below?** '

    The sound i can take in good stead but you weren't being funny, Middlesbrough isn't sterotyped for being idiots.

    Every town has idiots, don't just zero in on our idiots.

    Some of us are alright.

  • i like the song but it is taking the piss out off middlesbrough most people in middlesbrough dont go to the docks anymore and it is a butifull place and middlesbough has changed a lot and realy a lot who thinks so reply on me

  • i think you are right

  • Smoggie girlfriend, this comedian has actually helped raise thousands of pounds for the Teenage Cancer Trust and is involved with several other Cancer research projects,don't think this constitutes to being a prick

  • We got you Smoggie Bastards today..Smack Capital of the UK, even....

    PS - ...Haway the toon...

  • We got you Smoggie Bastards today..Smack Capiton of the UK....

    PS - ...Haway the toon...

  • @ChristianSexPest haway is not a word you fucking stupid tool

  • geordie wanker, geordies are half bred jocks.dumb as fuck,even the footballers take the piss john hall and his son took all their money after they slagged them all off.DAFT CUNTS.

  • this comedian , well i say comedian was absolute garbage...he just sounded perfetic nothing funny about him, he thought the ending was funny lmao scruffy geardie fuk up, looks downsydrome aswell, ( no offence to downsydrome ppl ) just saying.

  • what a geordie prik!!

    who th fuks he like,

    if he was a good comedian he would b well known like chubby brown or lee evans!!!

  • he is well known . . .just comedy fukin lighten up man ...

  • all geordies are fucking scum, thieves, beggers, rapists and paedophile's, i can prove it by listing a few things but i wont for the sake of the poor kids famlies, you all know what im talking abaout, you fucking geordie nonces, and they all get put on protection in jail!

  • 100 in eindoven for the final? i was there we had half the ground mate

  • i think you are getting mixed uo with the boro there like who are lucky2get just under200fans every game lol remind is how many fans watched the boro in the final of the uefa cup getting beat of seville 100 thats it so b4 u call newcaswtle who stadium was actually uust over half full 45thousand fans still show up which is still more than u daft smoggies will ever get&gavin is rite you dumb smoggies have got big chips on yer shoulders take a joke will yers u sad humourles twats lol

  • mate shut up you should be embarassed by that comment.

  • hahahaha howay gavin webster its only a jokey song for fuck sake u daft samoggies get the chips off yer shoulders ok most comics take the piss out of every1especially us geordies&newcastle like but you never hear us moaning on do yer no he is a belta comic him&ross noble like gav is funny chubby brown is funny now&then but they are both stilll way better than most southern comics like eh!

  • and that fucking cancer thing was fucking out of order

  • Chubby Brown is funnier? You are taking the piss mate.

  • this guy tried to be funny and just failed. singing about a town you supposedly dont care about. chubby brown is a proper comedian who thinks of his jokes unlike this tit who thinks of them off the top of his head.

  • i'm from middlesbrough and that was funny

  • This guy is not funny at all. This is not because I'm a smoggy; it would still not be funny if he was mocking any other british region.

  • fuck of you geordie cunt your not even funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on fucking boro

  • im from manchester and think the geordies are quality, genuine people like every1 from the north, gavin webster is one of the funniest comedians around in this country aswell

  • Btw chubby brown is way funnier than this guy.

  • i can't understand most of what he is saying... does he have a speech impediment?

  • no, he's just a fucked up geordie

  • fucking geordie bastards

  • Awful, not in tune, doesn't rhyme, is not funny... and his accent is vile. Only thick geordies would appreciate it.

  • lmao

  • from boro stil mint =P

  • anyone seen the geordies lift a cup? HAVE YOU FUCK!

  • lol boro is quality and this song is funny aswell lol. but the song would be a lot better if it was about sunderland lol.

  • boro is mint!

    so shut it ya geordie cunt!

  • If boro's the capital for prossies, doesn't say much for the rest of the country's prossy population. I'm from boro. This guy's funny as owt. And I'm still proud of me town. 'Ave it.

  • Get a song 4 him. Cheer up Gavin Wan*** ooo What Can It Be to a sad geordie bastard and a lil prossy with a geordie tart

  • haha belta piss take oot of those retarded humourless smoggies and hes reet the boro is shit and it is the prostitue capital of the uk like and thats a fact

  • MINTT!!

  • Boro isnt out like that and hes just a never sad geiorde b****d

  • i cant even understand this weird geordie freak me. Chubs is very mcuh funnier than this 4th rate comedian. An or yer wen was the last time a newcastle won a cup:p

  • maid me laugh

  • About as funny as a dose of the piles.

    typical jawdee scum !!!

  • The crowd arent finding this funny at all!

  • Half empty football stadium...Newcastle are doing well this season.

  • lol im from boro, and i think this is pretty funny

  • did he mock roy chubby brown hes asking for a fucking slap

  • fuk of ya geordie twat go and watch the bill

  • all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope.

    all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope.

    all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope and this is what he said: whos that team they call the boro? whos that team they all adore? they play in red and white and their fucking dynamite and we'll support the boro evermore!

  • from middlesbrough and a middlesbrough fan. funny song!

  • how on earth can you say we live in a shit hole. you need to take a good look at yourselves anyway glad theres so much aspestos here keeps you geordie twats out.

  • That not on like mate.

    The borough aint that bad, but he is really just exadurating for the sake of comedy.

    I thought it was fucking hillarious.

    Then again i am a geordie :)

  • fuck off ya geordie twat. not funny

  • Nice 1 Gav shuve it up the smoggies just need one about the maccums now lol

  • did he have summit stuck at the back of his throat when he was coffin at the end lol but that was funny even tho im a boro lad it was funny haha

  • hahahahaaaa that is fuckin mint that like

  • very funny...from a boro lad .

  • fuck off ya geordie twat

  • Great to see the piss taken out of the Smoggies, Ian from Darlington.

  • Hilarious, Luv the Boro but that was spot on, lol

  • Why do Geordies have such big chips on their shoulders?

  • Not bad for a geordie, I mean you could understand what he was saying :p

    Hit the nail in the head a few times and had he lmfao

    A L L A N - The Boro

  • LMFAO! I'm from the Boro and i literally was in tears laughing at that.

    Brilliant!

  • Excellent!

    I was at that gig.

  • Like it and im from the boro myself - liked the bit about the bent copper - never a truer word sang - good to see you geordies do have a soft spot for us smoggies after all if your writing songs about us - but do you all realise we're all proud to be smoggies - even though you all think your having a go at us - at least in his song he got back in car and fucked off back to geordieland after he shagged a good old smoggie smackhead - c'mon boro