Erm excuse me but Middlesbrough is way better than Newcastle , i dont care what anyone says dont critisise The Town without looking at your own first !
I see that you were smart enough to refer to this guy as a 'stand up' and not a 'stand up comedian'. I've got nothing against people slagging off the Boro but this just makes me cringe. It's like watching that kid that every school had who thought he was hilarious but was about as amusing as cancer.
Not even because im from Middlesbrough but this is shite!!! Dont mind if its funny but he tries to hard and fails. Plus ive been to Newcastle alot and its nothing better then middlesbrough especially the people :)
Utter shit! what a wanker how tasteless. cant sing cant play guitar. two same fucking chords over and over again... Newcastle should be ashamed of this fagot. learn to speak i couldn't understand fuck all! fuck new castle the wannabe shit hole. UP THE BORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The negativity towards this song has nothing to do with people from Middlesbrough not being able to laugh at themselves, because they find it easier than most to do so, I mean, Middlesbrough is not the Dordogne, which its town folk will openly admit.
The negativity comes from he fact that it is plain and simply not funny in the slightest. Even the live audience feigned polite laughter.
to be fair i couldnt even understand a word you was saying ya thick unfunny gerodie bastard, try going to speach therapy, but saying that you wont get any better coz you're a retard!
it aint middlesbrough who's family's are inbred, all your mams n dads are brother and sister, that would probably expalin why you sound like a retard evfem though you're a geordie, take ya thick cunt geordie accent away and you still wont be able to understand ya.
have you ever seen a geordie with a cup have u ever seen a geordie with a have u ever seen a geordie ever seen a geordie ever seen a geordie with a cup have u fuck
Down on sunday, your going down on sunday, down on sunday, your going down on sunday, have you ever seen a geordie with a cup, have you ever seen a geordie, ever seen a geordie, ever seen a geordie with a cup, have ya fuck!
hmmm yeah a wouldnt really call this a song because he is just saying stupid things that dont rhyme, he keeps stuttering asif he doesnt even know what to say, pile of shit and i feel sorry for people who find this funny a.k.a geordies
Utter shite. He's put no thought into this whatsoever he's basically stood there strumming random chords on his guitar and stating "facts" about Middlesbrough, I applaud you Geordie fool that must have taken ages to write. If it'd have been a witty effort which flows with the guitar I would have said fair play put that was piss poor.
I live in Middlesbrough, and it's not all that. But this song is just not funny. I wouldn't mind if it was, but he was just spouting random garbage, that could be interchangable for any town.
unable to see any cups in the picture, just alots of mugs, we put all the industrial skyline near the A19 so you dont move to north yorkshire. this gut i sno bobby thompson at least he was generically funny.
geordies are all fukin wankers. u are clever considering iv never seen a inbred in middlesbrough you dosey fuck.
who the fuck designed nufc kit i rekon my nana could make you a better and one tht your beer guzzeling fat arsed chairman could actually afford. i aint fukin surprised tht nobody wants to buy u considering all of the fans are daft little geordie scum who would fuck shearer for a fiver. get your facts right before you start avin a go at boro u dirty fukin perv. WANKERRR!!!!!
Six players were named in a drug scandel at Newcastle.
Shearer Cort Dyer Given Bellamy Speed.
What's the difference between an arsonist and Newcastle United.
An arsonist won't waste his last 10 matches.
Whats Michael Jackson and Newcastle United got in common?
It' doesnt matter if your black and white, they both went down in 2009
Newcastle Utd have cancelled their nativity play this year, although they've got 11 donkeys they can only find one wise man and the Messiah has gone missing
Recently, the mayor of Newcastle has had to answer to allegations that Newcastle, as a city, was extremely homophobic.
His statement said: "I can specifically state that Newcastle is not homophobic and does indeed have a large and thriving gay community. It's called Sunderland."
Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery.
This man a dickhead. he obc blind if he lives down Newcastle. did u know Newcastle dnt hve a Red light district, it dnt fucking need one wiv all them geordie prossies dwn there.
Why do so many housewives love newcastle? Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
What's the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
Also, it's quite ironic to be hearing every telling this guy to "talk properly" or directing any insult towards his (easily comprehensible) geordie accent... you do know that to anyone outside the North East, you all sound the same, right?
"**If you're a humourless individual from Middlesbrough why not leave a badly spelled comment below?** " - Haha, nice one =P
He's pretty dead-on about that chemical plants, you know. I pass at least 20 of them on the way into Middlesbrough town. It smells atrocious, and one can't help but cough and gag a bit =/
As for the comedian himself, his humour is pretty good. Seems to be strictly North-East only, though, which seems a bit limiting.
there all the same the geordie cunts reckon there hard n funny there a shit team n he aint funny and what is the fucking accent i could fucking slit his kneck the daft geordie cunt fuck em' all
No docks? In Middlesbrough? You're taking the absolute piss, right? Not only would you have to be completely BLIND to not see any docks in the vicinity of the Transporter Bridge (which everyone from Middlesbrough has been to at one point or another), but do you really think that with all this chemical industry and a river passing RIGHT THROUGH Middlesbrough, that it would have no docks at all?
PRICK! Middlesbrough Docks?! What you on about you stupid typical geordie scumbag who everyone in the country hates.
Get your facts right before you start taking the piss out of Boro mate, you absolute prick, and you wonder why we hate geordies!!! Absolute nob nob nob nob!!!
theres no docks down boro anymore so get it rite u cunt but geordie town is just the same so fuck off scruffy sluts walking about the town just for cock scruffy fucking cunts
i think your right ,,,,, have you ever seen a geodie win a cup have we fuck have you you ever seen a goedie win a cup have we fuck ,,, shall we win a cup for you
It amuses me that he mentions that people from Middlesbrough have a 'chip on their shoulder', if he hasn't then why is he singing about the place?
More of the same from the usual Geordie brand of grandeur and delusion.
The chip on the shoulder reference is surely more suited to the Newcastle football team, what with being "one of the biggest clubs in the country" (TM)?
i like the song but it is taking the piss out off middlesbrough most people in middlesbrough dont go to the docks anymore and it is a butifull place and middlesbough has changed a lot and realy a lot who thinks so reply on me
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I think it's sad that you're trying to represent Geordies, most are decent people. Most people from Middlesbrough are nice, decent people with manners and a good education. It's obviously changed because we have mima and renevated our shopping centres. Newcastle has more asbestos because it's older. We're supposed to have pride in our region not slag each other off. My Grandmother died of cancer so I find your comments offensive you prick! Btw this is not Eroborus it's his 'Smoggie' girlfriend.
Smoggie girlfriend, this comedian has actually helped raise thousands of pounds for the Teenage Cancer Trust and is involved with several other Cancer research projects,don't think this constitutes to being a prick
geordie wanker, geordies are half bred jocks.dumb as fuck,even the footballers take the piss john hall and his son took all their money after they slagged them all off.DAFT CUNTS.
this comedian , well i say comedian was absolute garbage...he just sounded perfetic nothing funny about him, he thought the ending was funny lmao scruffy geardie fuk up, looks downsydrome aswell, ( no offence to downsydrome ppl ) just saying.
all geordies are fucking scum, thieves, beggers, rapists and paedophile's, i can prove it by listing a few things but i wont for the sake of the poor kids famlies, you all know what im talking abaout, you fucking geordie nonces, and they all get put on protection in jail!
i think you are getting mixed uo with the boro there like who are lucky2get just under200fans every game lol remind is how many fans watched the boro in the final of the uefa cup getting beat of seville 100 thats it so b4 u call newcaswtle who stadium was actually uust over half full 45thousand fans still show up which is still more than u daft smoggies will ever get&gavin is rite you dumb smoggies have got big chips on yer shoulders take a joke will yers u sad humourles twats lol
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lmao wtf newcastle is a city u idiot thats why u get more fans u scum bag, and sort ya writing out u imature geordie ugly scruffy scumbags , ya accent is the worst ever aswell, yas all sound like monkeys ya selves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha howay gavin webster its only a jokey song for fuck sake u daft samoggies get the chips off yer shoulders ok most comics take the piss out of every1especially us geordies&newcastle like but you never hear us moaning on do yer no he is a belta comic him&ross noble like gav is funny chubby brown is funny now&then but they are both stilll way better than most southern comics like eh!
this guy tried to be funny and just failed. singing about a town you supposedly dont care about. chubby brown is a proper comedian who thinks of his jokes unlike this tit who thinks of them off the top of his head.
im from manchester and think the geordies are quality, genuine people like every1 from the north, gavin webster is one of the funniest comedians around in this country aswell
If boro's the capital for prossies, doesn't say much for the rest of the country's prossy population. I'm from boro. This guy's funny as owt. And I'm still proud of me town. 'Ave it.
haha belta piss take oot of those retarded humourless smoggies and hes reet the boro is shit and it is the prostitue capital of the uk like and thats a fact
i cant even understand this weird geordie freak me. Chubs is very mcuh funnier than this 4th rate comedian. An or yer wen was the last time a newcastle won a cup:p
all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope.
all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope.
all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope and this is what he said: whos that team they call the boro? whos that team they all adore? they play in red and white and their fucking dynamite and we'll support the boro evermore!
how on earth can you say we live in a shit hole. you need to take a good look at yourselves anyway glad theres so much aspestos here keeps you geordie twats out.
Like it and im from the boro myself - liked the bit about the bent copper - never a truer word sang - good to see you geordies do have a soft spot for us smoggies after all if your writing songs about us - but do you all realise we're all proud to be smoggies - even though you all think your having a go at us - at least in his song he got back in car and fucked off back to geordieland after he shagged a good old smoggie smackhead - c'mon boro
C R A P
Edward2457 1 month ago
haha im from teeside but its funny as fuck hahahahaaha <3
EagleFlight96 2 months ago
Fuck you Geordie cunt
BitAndy97 5 months ago
fuck off you fool ;
billonthepill 5 months ago
Erm excuse me but Middlesbrough is way better than Newcastle , i dont care what anyone says dont critisise The Town without looking at your own first !
ShannonLawrence100 7 months ago
fuck u gordie cunts boro is miles better
marnat4511 8 months ago
Spectacularly shit.
BrownSmog86 8 months ago
"Middlesbrough Town Centre" - (myspace.com/elephantstopper) The best song ever written about Middlesbrough Town Centre.
I don't think there have been any songs writ about Newcastle.
tony9L9L 9 months ago
2:13 <3
westonj05 10 months ago
go die geordie scum
richyneil1 11 months ago 2
Amusing rendition!
Coming soon some great Boro songs and videos by Northern Delight!
federation9 1 year ago
So true.
adamski895RS 1 year ago
I live in middlesbrough and tbf this is funny as fuck. :')
tahirayasmin 1 year ago
I see that you were smart enough to refer to this guy as a 'stand up' and not a 'stand up comedian'. I've got nothing against people slagging off the Boro but this just makes me cringe. It's like watching that kid that every school had who thought he was hilarious but was about as amusing as cancer.
Nosteratees 1 year ago
is this suppose to be funny
mart01642 1 year ago
Not even because im from Middlesbrough but this is shite!!! Dont mind if its funny but he tries to hard and fails. Plus ive been to Newcastle alot and its nothing better then middlesbrough especially the people :)
BoroDanny90 1 year ago
im from middlesbrough, i thought this was funny, xD i can't understand some of it though.
EllaLovesYouLots 1 year ago
Oh c'mon people it's stand up!!! Not to be taken seriously!!! I'm from Middlesbrough I really found this funny XD
metfan197 1 year ago
jesus christ u retards! this is ur idea of funny? haha twats
krisovboro 1 year ago
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1986CJ 1 year ago
Not funny.
wellweapon 1 year ago
horrific banter
jordanluvsboro 1 year ago
horrific banter.
jordanluvsboro 1 year ago
what a load of wank -.-
samueltphillips 1 year ago
I have a sense of humor...
But the thing is i struggle to find this mildly funny, because i cant understand you.
When will they start teaching English in Newcastle? I wonder.
Up the Boro!
oXEVOXo 1 year ago
fuck offffff ;
billonthepill 1 year ago
im smoggy, this is hilarious
MrRudeboymod1 1 year ago
its great to laugh at the smoggies webster is a legend loved the bit about a half empty football club just because its true
soundsfantastic1 1 year ago
Utter shit! what a wanker how tasteless. cant sing cant play guitar. two same fucking chords over and over again... Newcastle should be ashamed of this fagot. learn to speak i couldn't understand fuck all! fuck new castle the wannabe shit hole. UP THE BORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
klikom8 1 year ago
haha thts pretty funny tbh, like the way everyones getting pissed off about it. im from boro and in the raf n i get it every day so im use to it!
smoggy4life 1 year ago
The negativity towards this song has nothing to do with people from Middlesbrough not being able to laugh at themselves, because they find it easier than most to do so, I mean, Middlesbrough is not the Dordogne, which its town folk will openly admit.
The negativity comes from he fact that it is plain and simply not funny in the slightest. Even the live audience feigned polite laughter.
hookanya 1 year ago
About as funny as an African baby with AIDS.
boro4lifejd 1 year ago
I see he's just called "stand up"
about right...he's sure no fucking comedian.
ukshelf 1 year ago
@slashgibsonlespaul. Middlesbrough is a shit hole pure and simple. It was not voted worst place in the country to live for nowt.
zoolander78 1 year ago
funnyy id like to see him sing that in middlesbrough the only way hed get out is in a wooden box
ellmfc 2 years ago
this would be proper mint if it was good
JAM3ZZZ123 2 years ago
to be fair i couldnt even understand a word you was saying ya thick unfunny gerodie bastard, try going to speach therapy, but saying that you wont get any better coz you're a retard!
it aint middlesbrough who's family's are inbred, all your mams n dads are brother and sister, that would probably expalin why you sound like a retard evfem though you're a geordie, take ya thick cunt geordie accent away and you still wont be able to understand ya.
slashsgibsonlespaul 2 years ago
what i could understand of this, hahahahahaha stupid geordie cunt! middlesbrough's spain to newcastle lmao.
this was as bout as funny as a brain tumor :|
slashsgibsonlespaul 2 years ago
At lest didn`t give the world Jimmy Nail
moonwolf128 2 years ago
Might be insulted if this was even a little bit funny.
BoroBastardo 2 years ago 12
have you ever seen a geordie with a cup have u ever seen a geordie with a have u ever seen a geordie ever seen a geordie ever seen a geordie with a cup have u fuck
carlo2721994 2 years ago
what a dick.
xxxkatexxx 2 years ago
Down on sunday, your going down on sunday, down on sunday, your going down on sunday, have you ever seen a geordie with a cup, have you ever seen a geordie, ever seen a geordie, ever seen a geordie with a cup, have ya fuck!
03turnerm 2 years ago
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xxxalicemayxxx 2 years ago
U fukin asshole wait until we come to NEWCASTLE we kick ur stupid fukin asses
gtfc2k8 2 years ago
geordie fuckin rat hope you die of aids
iiMaGiCzZx 2 years ago
Geordie faggot,
you know nowt about middlesbrough
TheKyameron 2 years ago
talentless geordie makes a mockery of the sublime jonathan richman song, dear, dear
anewguest 2 years ago 7
geordie bastard
Murphy94x 2 years ago
hmmm yeah a wouldnt really call this a song because he is just saying stupid things that dont rhyme, he keeps stuttering asif he doesnt even know what to say, pile of shit and i feel sorry for people who find this funny a.k.a geordies
tezovboro 2 years ago
HaHa that was really funny...... Oh sorry it's actually utter shit!!
archej01 2 years ago
My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.
Today my wife asked for a 'perm'.
The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
haha! now that's funny if only Mr Gavin Webster had any decent craic he may be able to reel material like that off about Middlesbrough.
Robinho514 2 years ago
Perm is how people from Ashington pronounce poem, not Geordies!
alovecomedyme 2 years ago
Utter shite. He's put no thought into this whatsoever he's basically stood there strumming random chords on his guitar and stating "facts" about Middlesbrough, I applaud you Geordie fool that must have taken ages to write. If it'd have been a witty effort which flows with the guitar I would have said fair play put that was piss poor.
Robinho514 2 years ago
I think it's pretty good actually. Away get a sense of humour man - we don't want them twats thinking we've got a clip on our shoulder.
boroinczech 2 years ago
I live in Middlesbrough, and it's not all that. But this song is just not funny. I wouldn't mind if it was, but he was just spouting random garbage, that could be interchangable for any town.
Oh, and Alex Collier, it's *SPELT* (not *spelled)
Oh the irony.
chevchelios72 2 years ago 10
Both are correct. Spelled is preferred in the US, whereas either is acceptable in the UK and the rest of the world.
alexcollier 2 years ago 2
newcastle r shite!!
danboro09 2 years ago
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mondeosi94 2 years ago
Muuh deth to teh jordie skumm he cannat even sing words propa and it dosnt rime he is thick.
alexcollier 2 years ago
this man is a dick head, bet hes neva even been to boro, scum!.... the songs shite too!
danboro09 2 years ago
omg this song iis so funny get a sense of humour lmaooo im from boro
jiglowjosh 2 years ago
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alovecomedyme 2 years ago
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alovecomedyme 2 years ago
Funny how you geordies slag off our industry yet so many of yers would not have a job if it weren't for our 'chemical sites.'
Teessider4eva 2 years ago
mate that song is fucking shit!! get a life!!
Cooky141 2 years ago
unable to see any cups in the picture, just alots of mugs, we put all the industrial skyline near the A19 so you dont move to north yorkshire. this gut i sno bobby thompson at least he was generically funny.
adamr5206 2 years ago
geordies are all fukin wankers. u are clever considering iv never seen a inbred in middlesbrough you dosey fuck.
who the fuck designed nufc kit i rekon my nana could make you a better and one tht your beer guzzeling fat arsed chairman could actually afford. i aint fukin surprised tht nobody wants to buy u considering all of the fans are daft little geordie scum who would fuck shearer for a fiver. get your facts right before you start avin a go at boro u dirty fukin perv. WANKERRR!!!!!
jacobfindlay 2 years ago
i love this bloke,
everybody knows boro is filled with inbred pedo's and prozzies. what a horrible place.
gavin webster what a song bud
just4girls1990 2 years ago
middlesbrough's not as bad as people make it out to be - there's good and bad in every town
mulan187 2 years ago
Six players were named in a drug scandel at Newcastle.
Shearer Cort Dyer Given Bellamy Speed.
What's the difference between an arsonist and Newcastle United.
An arsonist won't waste his last 10 matches.
Whats Michael Jackson and Newcastle United got in common?
It' doesnt matter if your black and white, they both went down in 2009
Newcastle Utd have cancelled their nativity play this year, although they've got 11 donkeys they can only find one wise man and the Messiah has gone missing
borolad1993 2 years ago
Recently, the mayor of Newcastle has had to answer to allegations that Newcastle, as a city, was extremely homophobic.
His statement said: "I can specifically state that Newcastle is not homophobic and does indeed have a large and thriving gay community. It's called Sunderland."
Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery.
"We're glad to have him back!" said Alan Shearer.
borolad1993 2 years ago
David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen
My mate has just called to ask if I want any tickets to watch a couple of comedy acts on 21st December.
I asked, Who's appearing?
He said, Newcastle and Spurs.
can't imagine the whole Newcastle crowd singing:
'Theres only one Joe Kinnear.'
The pitch is full of 'em.
borolad1993 2 years ago
This man a dickhead. he obc blind if he lives down Newcastle. did u know Newcastle dnt hve a Red light district, it dnt fucking need one wiv all them geordie prossies dwn there.
Why do so many housewives love newcastle? Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
What's the ideal weight for a Newcastle supporter?
3 pounds...that's including the Urn.
borolad1993 2 years ago
What a Fucking idiot.
Tp be honest boro may be a shit hole but im proud of where i live and so should all the other smoggies on here.
UPTHEBORO!
woodd03 2 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo 80m
Newcastle United 80m
JOKE!
YouAreMyBoro 2 years ago
I'm from Middlesbrough but this is still funny. Just have a sense of humour
79frontline 2 years ago
are the dock used though? no. if you don't like the smell don't go past them, easy:).
2493jd 2 years ago
Also, it's quite ironic to be hearing every telling this guy to "talk properly" or directing any insult towards his (easily comprehensible) geordie accent... you do know that to anyone outside the North East, you all sound the same, right?
Heitschnel1939 2 years ago
"**If you're a humourless individual from Middlesbrough why not leave a badly spelled comment below?** " - Haha, nice one =P
He's pretty dead-on about that chemical plants, you know. I pass at least 20 of them on the way into Middlesbrough town. It smells atrocious, and one can't help but cough and gag a bit =/
As for the comedian himself, his humour is pretty good. Seems to be strictly North-East only, though, which seems a bit limiting.
Heitschnel1939 2 years ago
boroo fucking mintt talk propaa u dirt southern scott
jiglowjosh 2 years ago
there all the same the geordie cunts reckon there hard n funny there a shit team n he aint funny and what is the fucking accent i could fucking slit his kneck the daft geordie cunt fuck em' all
LiamBoroBoy 2 years ago
i thought stand ups were ment to be funny? noone can even understand him soooo basically he wasted his time:)
and he obv hasn't been to middlesbrough cause no docks are there.
and, ScottyJC07 see you there mate!
2493jd 2 years ago
No docks? In Middlesbrough? You're taking the absolute piss, right? Not only would you have to be completely BLIND to not see any docks in the vicinity of the Transporter Bridge (which everyone from Middlesbrough has been to at one point or another), but do you really think that with all this chemical industry and a river passing RIGHT THROUGH Middlesbrough, that it would have no docks at all?
Heitschnel1939 2 years ago
PRICK! Middlesbrough Docks?! What you on about you stupid typical geordie scumbag who everyone in the country hates.
Get your facts right before you start taking the piss out of Boro mate, you absolute prick, and you wonder why we hate geordies!!! Absolute nob nob nob nob!!!
tommypickeds 2 years ago
talk properly you geordie bastard, smoggie for life.
McDetonate 2 years ago
1 nil down.. 3-1 up Lovenkrands wrapped it up with a nick nack paddy wack he sent the smoggies down, Lovenkrands sent you down
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hear doncaster is a lovely place to play football........... HAHAHAHAHA
ScottyJC07 2 years ago
ha ha spoke to soon ha ha dick head
jiglowjosh 2 years ago
HA HA see you next year, 6 easy points..... u might get 6 or 7 thous... i mean 6 or 7 fans next year u fuckin kiddy fiddling smoggie cunt :D
ScottyJC07 2 years ago
ha ha nicee 1 well be prem ull be leaguee 1 nicee 1 m8 6-7 quite impossible already soldd £21k seats
jiglowjosh 2 years ago
Im sure u have.....
ScottyJC07 2 years ago
best song ever! smoggies tosses, Teeside chip on your sholder. haha. SHEARER! SHEARER! SHEARER!
louderthanbombs86 2 years ago
yr fuck u ya stupid gordie cunts al cum up there in spark yas all out
gtfc2k8 2 years ago
fuck the geordies howay boro even accrinton stanley r better than newcastle
LiamBoroBoy 2 years ago
wait till monday u cunts the frontline will be waitin for u
jameswoodgate 2 years ago
theres no docks down boro anymore so get it rite u cunt but geordie town is just the same so fuck off scruffy sluts walking about the town just for cock scruffy fucking cunts
MDOGandCDOG 2 years ago
fukin shit thats all i can say
boro4thecup 2 years ago
There's a couple of small problems with it. Most of them revolve around this guy not being at all funny...
I'd like to 'hear' his stand up... hopefully they'll come with subtitles.
capio78 2 years ago
another 3rd rate comedian,more of a Bradley Walsh of the comedy world.....
sneadhern 2 years ago
tell him to come back with that song when he has the sell out shows and dvd sales chubby brown has,the low life cunt.
canny bag a tudor champion
mickmchugh81 2 years ago
**If you're a humourless individual from Middlesbrough why not leave a badly spelled comment below?**
Should it not "miss spelled comment"?
rocketride00 2 years ago
Perhaps. Could also even be 'misspelt'. But that is a grammatical issue, not a spelling issue.
alexcollier 2 years ago
Shite
dibzzz 2 years ago
i think your right ,,,,, have you ever seen a geodie win a cup have we fuck have you you ever seen a goedie win a cup have we fuck ,,, shall we win a cup for you
rossovboro 3 years ago
get a grio shitest sing ever !!!!
england2kaii9 3 years ago
It amuses me that he mentions that people from Middlesbrough have a 'chip on their shoulder', if he hasn't then why is he singing about the place?
More of the same from the usual Geordie brand of grandeur and delusion.
The chip on the shoulder reference is surely more suited to the Newcastle football team, what with being "one of the biggest clubs in the country" (TM)?
misterpaul 3 years ago 2
I'm from Middlesbrough and i found this video quite funny, even if i strongly disgree.
The only problem i have is whats written in the description by you :l
'**If you're a humourless individual from Middlesbrough why not leave a badly spelled comment below?** '
The sound i can take in good stead but you weren't being funny, Middlesbrough isn't sterotyped for being idiots.
Every town has idiots, don't just zero in on our idiots.
Some of us are alright.
merrelless 3 years ago 2
i like the song but it is taking the piss out off middlesbrough most people in middlesbrough dont go to the docks anymore and it is a butifull place and middlesbough has changed a lot and realy a lot who thinks so reply on me
ellisbigboy 3 years ago
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fukking geordie scum weell fukkin kill yazz at ure ground
fredboro07 3 years ago
i think you are right
ellisbigboy 3 years ago
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what a fekin wanker...
hughiepuk 3 years ago
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I think it's sad that you're trying to represent Geordies, most are decent people. Most people from Middlesbrough are nice, decent people with manners and a good education. It's obviously changed because we have mima and renevated our shopping centres. Newcastle has more asbestos because it's older. We're supposed to have pride in our region not slag each other off. My Grandmother died of cancer so I find your comments offensive you prick! Btw this is not Eroborus it's his 'Smoggie' girlfriend.
Eroborus 3 years ago
Smoggie girlfriend, this comedian has actually helped raise thousands of pounds for the Teenage Cancer Trust and is involved with several other Cancer research projects,don't think this constitutes to being a prick
alovecomedyme 3 years ago 2
We got you Smoggie Bastards today..Smack Capital of the UK, even....
PS - ...Haway the toon...
ChristianSexPest 3 years ago
We got you Smoggie Bastards today..Smack Capiton of the UK....
PS - ...Haway the toon...
ChristianSexPest 3 years ago 2
@ChristianSexPest haway is not a word you fucking stupid tool
samueltphillips 1 year ago
geordie wanker, geordies are half bred jocks.dumb as fuck,even the footballers take the piss john hall and his son took all their money after they slagged them all off.DAFT CUNTS.
beryldunn 3 years ago
this comedian , well i say comedian was absolute garbage...he just sounded perfetic nothing funny about him, he thought the ending was funny lmao scruffy geardie fuk up, looks downsydrome aswell, ( no offence to downsydrome ppl ) just saying.
acejacko23 3 years ago
what a geordie prik!!
who th fuks he like,
if he was a good comedian he would b well known like chubby brown or lee evans!!!
brennoovboro 3 years ago
he is well known . . .just comedy fukin lighten up man ...
arronjackson 3 years ago
all geordies are fucking scum, thieves, beggers, rapists and paedophile's, i can prove it by listing a few things but i wont for the sake of the poor kids famlies, you all know what im talking abaout, you fucking geordie nonces, and they all get put on protection in jail!
johnslack13 3 years ago
100 in eindoven for the final? i was there we had half the ground mate
III3URTONII 3 years ago
i think you are getting mixed uo with the boro there like who are lucky2get just under200fans every game lol remind is how many fans watched the boro in the final of the uefa cup getting beat of seville 100 thats it so b4 u call newcaswtle who stadium was actually uust over half full 45thousand fans still show up which is still more than u daft smoggies will ever get&gavin is rite you dumb smoggies have got big chips on yer shoulders take a joke will yers u sad humourles twats lol
butsometimesimright 3 years ago
mate shut up you should be embarassed by that comment.
smoggyben 3 years ago
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lmao wtf newcastle is a city u idiot thats why u get more fans u scum bag, and sort ya writing out u imature geordie ugly scruffy scumbags , ya accent is the worst ever aswell, yas all sound like monkeys ya selves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
acejacko23 3 years ago
hahahaha howay gavin webster its only a jokey song for fuck sake u daft samoggies get the chips off yer shoulders ok most comics take the piss out of every1especially us geordies&newcastle like but you never hear us moaning on do yer no he is a belta comic him&ross noble like gav is funny chubby brown is funny now&then but they are both stilll way better than most southern comics like eh!
butsometimesimright 3 years ago
and that fucking cancer thing was fucking out of order
III3URTONII 3 years ago
Chubby Brown is funnier? You are taking the piss mate.
MrButterscotch1 3 years ago
this guy tried to be funny and just failed. singing about a town you supposedly dont care about. chubby brown is a proper comedian who thinks of his jokes unlike this tit who thinks of them off the top of his head.
smoggyben 3 years ago
i'm from middlesbrough and that was funny
Mullan911 3 years ago 2
This guy is not funny at all. This is not because I'm a smoggy; it would still not be funny if he was mocking any other british region.
SMOGGYLAND 3 years ago
fuck of you geordie cunt your not even funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on fucking boro
fookinhell8 3 years ago
im from manchester and think the geordies are quality, genuine people like every1 from the north, gavin webster is one of the funniest comedians around in this country aswell
leonshaw84 3 years ago 4
Btw chubby brown is way funnier than this guy.
lolmancunt 3 years ago
i can't understand most of what he is saying... does he have a speech impediment?
pwbowstead 3 years ago
no, he's just a fucked up geordie
johnslack13 3 years ago
fucking geordie bastards
DKY780 3 years ago
Awful, not in tune, doesn't rhyme, is not funny... and his accent is vile. Only thick geordies would appreciate it.
capio78 3 years ago
lmao
vixvoodoowench 3 years ago
from boro stil mint =P
depafunday11 3 years ago 2
anyone seen the geordies lift a cup? HAVE YOU FUCK!
TTTeessider89 3 years ago
lol boro is quality and this song is funny aswell lol. but the song would be a lot better if it was about sunderland lol.
lolmancunt 3 years ago
boro is mint!
so shut it ya geordie cunt!
leanne123123 3 years ago
If boro's the capital for prossies, doesn't say much for the rest of the country's prossy population. I'm from boro. This guy's funny as owt. And I'm still proud of me town. 'Ave it.
burtcocain1986 3 years ago 3
Get a song 4 him. Cheer up Gavin Wan*** ooo What Can It Be to a sad geordie bastard and a lil prossy with a geordie tart
ANDYNICO2K7 3 years ago
haha belta piss take oot of those retarded humourless smoggies and hes reet the boro is shit and it is the prostitue capital of the uk like and thats a fact
geordietart 3 years ago
MINTT!!
howaythetoon9 3 years ago
Boro isnt out like that and hes just a never sad geiorde b****d
ANDYNICO2K7 3 years ago
i cant even understand this weird geordie freak me. Chubs is very mcuh funnier than this 4th rate comedian. An or yer wen was the last time a newcastle won a cup:p
badboychrissyc 3 years ago
maid me laugh
boroparmo 3 years ago
About as funny as a dose of the piles.
typical jawdee scum !!!
hughiepuk 3 years ago
The crowd arent finding this funny at all!
zeffy10 3 years ago
Half empty football stadium...Newcastle are doing well this season.
zeffy10 3 years ago
lol im from boro, and i think this is pretty funny
sarahdoodles 4 years ago
did he mock roy chubby brown hes asking for a fucking slap
borofalcon101 4 years ago
fuk of ya geordie twat go and watch the bill
boroboybrown 4 years ago
all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope.
all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope.
all the geordies went to rome just to see the pope and this is what he said: whos that team they call the boro? whos that team they all adore? they play in red and white and their fucking dynamite and we'll support the boro evermore!
burtonme 4 years ago
from middlesbrough and a middlesbrough fan. funny song!
any3r 4 years ago
how on earth can you say we live in a shit hole. you need to take a good look at yourselves anyway glad theres so much aspestos here keeps you geordie twats out.
benjarni92 4 years ago 2
That not on like mate.
The borough aint that bad, but he is really just exadurating for the sake of comedy.
I thought it was fucking hillarious.
Then again i am a geordie :)
BloodOnTheseWalls 4 years ago
fuck off ya geordie twat. not funny
vtsrobbo 4 years ago 3
Nice 1 Gav shuve it up the smoggies just need one about the maccums now lol
jeff69bell 4 years ago
did he have summit stuck at the back of his throat when he was coffin at the end lol but that was funny even tho im a boro lad it was funny haha
mattytoman13 4 years ago
hahahahaaaa that is fuckin mint that like
krischester07 4 years ago
very funny...from a boro lad .
margwheatley 4 years ago
fuck off ya geordie twat
JINNERMAC 4 years ago 4
Great to see the piss taken out of the Smoggies, Ian from Darlington.
da8iwr 4 years ago
Hilarious, Luv the Boro but that was spot on, lol
Twilightteasing 4 years ago
Why do Geordies have such big chips on their shoulders?
Dwornboy 4 years ago
Not bad for a geordie, I mean you could understand what he was saying :p
Hit the nail in the head a few times and had he lmfao
A L L A N - The Boro
allanaruba 4 years ago
LMFAO! I'm from the Boro and i literally was in tears laughing at that.
Brilliant!
RawJobber 4 years ago
Excellent!
I was at that gig.
insidehealth 4 years ago
Like it and im from the boro myself - liked the bit about the bent copper - never a truer word sang - good to see you geordies do have a soft spot for us smoggies after all if your writing songs about us - but do you all realise we're all proud to be smoggies - even though you all think your having a go at us - at least in his song he got back in car and fucked off back to geordieland after he shagged a good old smoggie smackhead - c'mon boro
TeessideTerry 4 years ago