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  • Can someone write what she says? ^^

  • SHE LIKES BAD BOYS, THAT'S WHY SHE DUMPED THE JONAS KID :)

  • IM ALL OVER THAT YOU SAID YOU NEED :D MARRY ME :D 

  • just to clear things up i dont thik ashley shuld b with kellan or jackson. becuz they she said tht the cast are like her family, and if she went out with jackson or kellan, that wuld b like going out w/ ur brother.

  • @TheCape111 If you really wanted to be left alone, then you wouldn't be replying to me in pure butthurt fashion. The fact that you are indicates to me that you want attention. Well, here you go! I'm all ears. :)

  • @TheCape111 Most fanboys aren't aware they're fanboys. In fact, your channel proves that you've been forcing your opinion on all sorts of people, which is in contrast to me, where I merely question them. If anything, you're the obvious troll between the two of us. Hell, your ad hominem attacks prove it further! :D

  • @TheCape111 "If Nostalgia Critic sucks, who you like? Rob Schneider videos, LOL! :D"

    ITT: NC fanboy (who will claim he doesn't like NC in a later reply) assumes anyone who doesn't like NC (when did I say I didn't like NC, LOL?) likes Rob Schneider videos, even though a couple of NC videos are the rough equivalent of a Rob Schneider video (KIckassia comes to mind).

  • @TheCape111 I love how you need an entire paragraph to explain how not butthurt you are while proving that you are butthurt by doing that very thing. :).

  • @TheCape111 My points aren't dumb at all. You're butthurt. You keep on replying because of your butthurt. I laugh. :D

  • @TheCape111 Thank you for proving my point about you making me look good. Keep up the butthurt! :D

  • @TheCape111 Well, I can't help myself, Cape. You make me look good. :)

  • @TheCape111 You're giving me a denial, yet you have yet to prove that you're straight. Proof plox, or you're in the closet. :)

  • @TheCape111 "I'm not a closet homosexual nor am I LGBT for the last time, batdanm" If you're not one, then stop acting up like one. A real man wouldn't be doing what you're doing right now. :) Or maybe you like going both ways, which is why you have comments on both the Jonas Brothers and on this video. :D

  • @TheCape111 ITT: Cape having a battle with his blatant closeted homosexuality.

    LOL.

  • shut up !

  • @batdanm so i was looking at your comments you have made, why did you even watch this video? WHAT DO GIRLS LOOK FOR IN A GUY??? lol just accept that you actually have no chance

  • @anothawhiteboy You do realize that you're the one who came to this video to comment, you know.

    LOL, self-ownage. Forever alone, much, whiteboy? :D

  • @batdanm i actually didn't even go to the video, i went to view all of your comments, its so funny that you need the advice. pro tip. its prolly you holding wii controllers in your picture.... yea... at least any girl that sees your pic will know that you are single. right?

  • @anothawhiteboy Translation: whiteboy was trying to stalk Ashley Greene because he's forever alone, but saw my name and remembered how badly I owned him, which is why he posted here.

    LOL, owned. Problem, whitey? :D

  • @TheCape111 Seeing your overreaction over my actions in regards to pissing off fanboys of AVGN or NC, I'd say it'd either be your latent homosexuality that's spurring you on or your obsession towards someone who's superior to you that's making you all hot and butthurt. In any case, you're certainly a glutton for punishment. :)

  • @TheCape111 Who said anything about love? It's obvious that your manttraction for NC is more on the lustful, bodily stage. The fact that you're denying it and you're using ad hominem attacks to cover for your closeted self amuses me. Seek help. Get laid. Call NC and check if he's interested, LOL.

  • @TheCape111 There's nothing ad hominem about the truth, judging by your overreactions in regards to NC. :D You are gay for him. Don't deny it and chase than rainbow, you funny little man! :)

  • @TheCape111 Homophobic? Au contraire, I support your gay love for NC. That doesn't preclude me from making fun of your logic if you're blinded by your love for NC dick, of course. It's only common sense. Also, ban me? Sure, why not. I'm sure I'll cry over the temp account I have... Oh wait, no I won't. :D

  • @TheCape111 ITT: TheCape sucking on NC's dick.

    LOL. Problem, Cape? :D

  • so, why is she with Joe Jonas? *_*

  • wow i just unzipped my pants without noticing

  • crazy!

  • Who is she?

  • @policefreakz same question...

  • Ashley, you are so beautiful!!! Russia love you!!!

  • cough cough *kellan* cough cough

  • i gottta admit joe will bring a good smile to ashley when he sees this video:))

  • Joe ♥

  • basically fairytale stuff. 

  • Joe needs to be

    Funny: ✓

    Caring ✓

    Joe does understand the concept of give and take, look at all the charity work he does:✓

    Clean, cut ✓

    Owell Her and joe are going to be together for a long time (:

    Team jashley ♥

    You hate on Joe theres no point, his fans and him arn't going to listen to you.

  • @loopylauren121 we dont know if he's really like that

  • shes cheap

  • ... XD That sounds like any girl, at any time describing the general, ideal guy that doesn't exist. To me. This seems like it's a before picture... She doesn't have a clue who or what she wants. This is a good general picture that doesn't help anything; it's the one where you meet the guy and he's not any of those things in the way you thought.

  • Arsely

  • lol everyone is like "oh I'm her type!"

  • hmmmm lets seee...... joe jonas, joe jonas, joe jonas, joe jonas, joe jonas anddddddddddd joe jonas!! hmm looka that! that describes him perfectly :P lolol theyre so cute

  • I am perfect for her...!

  • think she means me ;)

  • mmm Team Jemi still x]

  • JOE JONAS ! ??????

  • @BeingYourself1 No Jackson Rathbone...

  • She is so pretty:) TeamJashley-3

  • do u think this mean's joe jonas

  • i think she's cute with joee, but he's still better wiff demi♥

  • She's so cute. <333

  • sounds like kellan hahaa

  • well she's definitely into joe jonas now

  • she could get so much better than a Jonas. (Just saying that because I'm very jealous of him, though... Sigh... Ashley oh Ashley, I'd sing you a serenade!)

  • Jashley

    <3

  • Joe needs to watch this. It will bring a big smile on his face for sure. :))

  • @emJOEnas23 i dont think she means joe

  • never believe to what girl wants in guys

  • She's a bitch! She said she wanted a 'clean-cut guy'

    She has one! And all she could do was corrupt him!

    Couldn't she do something more with her life that pervert Joe Jonas!

    He was perfectly fine without her

  • Too nice? Well what is Joe Jonas then? He is everything but the bad boy. He is perfect, she doesn't deserve him.

  • @Spadey1 And you do? You idiot. Stop bullying her. Joe Jonas isn't yours. He's a grown up now. And guess what? People at 21 have relationships! Get a life!

  • @missstarliightx No you idiot I am allowed to write what i want on here. And of course i deserve him! You don't know anything about me.

  • lying ass bish

  • shes nice ..

  • I fit all of that criteria.....

  • I would marry the fuck out of her

  • I can't decide whether I want to marry this attractive girl or give her the old "Wham! Bam! Thank you Maam"

  • She isn't as good as some others and she is none of yours

  • wow. I love her she is not the kind of girl that u look to have sex with the first time u meet her Shes the kind of girl that u look to spend the rest of your life with that is special to me there is something about her as soon as u meet her u fall in love that's what happened to me.

    ps SHE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

  • at least she doesnt seem like a slut. again, she just SEEMS that way.not sure if thats true.

  • @burtonrules123 shes not

  • @burtonrules123 she's not trust me. 

  • im perfect for her

  • she wants a funny, caring, male model, who's an asshole and plays hard to get, but once you get him, he's nice, but still sort of an asshole, but at the same time very caring....good luck fellas!

  • @buckslagoon that sorta sounds like Joe Jonas

  • she is going out with jackson rathbone the one who is playing jasper

  • @lylykong1 no shit.

  • she is sooo pretty <3 how is she single!?

  • @Autuy2009 LOL

  • i love her

  • She deserves to find her love :)

  • @theLipt0n I'm lolling

  • i think i am in love, but she looks better with haircut on the twilight.

  • i think she was thinking about jackson rathbone hell yeah they makea cute as couple

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  • I don't get how she's single. She's so freaking hot!

  • i would do anything for her.

  • i would do anything to meet her.

  • Wow, that was the most interesting and intelligent answer I've ever heard after hearing this stupid question, Ashley is cool:)

  • I love her

  • She seems like a down to earth "rapariga".

  • I just want her as my sister or something.....I realy love her!!!♥♥♥♥

  • @miegandzenz  me to , i think it would be so cool to have her as a sister :D

  • i want her as my sister or somthing ♥

    i love her in twlight and just all round ♥

  • Gahh she is freakin gorgeous.

  • marry me,,,

  • she beautiful, i would definatly get to knw her..only thing stopping me is fame..:0

  • well i hope she likes skateboarders, because she just described me!

  • i can be that person :)

  • If you listen closely she kinda sounds like she is describing Jackson Rathbone haha I love them together (;

  • Yup id bang her

  • I've got 3 pics with here nude LOL. she's cute but...

  • Fussy bitch

  • she so fuckin hot!!!!!!!

  • she is so pretty I love her <3

  • yeah

  • Do you think Ashley Greene's secretly bi?

  • i love you ashley

  • i think she would be perfect for the lead in scream 4!

  • aww i love ashley she seems like such a nice lady :)

  • Hahah Ashley i love you.!

  • so pritty

  • She's a slut.

  • I want to taste her orgasm :)

  • @browneyes4 wtf....

  • @browneyes4 Wtf ?

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  • @pablorubiolugo Scarlet Johanson pales in comparison shes not that pretty compared to Ashley Greene, and Monica Belluci is pretty but her as titts are too big; out proportion with her ass and thats a no no lmao

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  • @pablorubiolugo Twilight is epic hahaha. But you got a point about the movies, but Ashley Greene is just breaking out, her opportunities are endless. Ashley Greene has got a nice body not as nice as Scarlett's, but her beautiful face completes it all and frankly thats all you really need.

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  • @pablorubiolugo Not in Ashley's case, she's immortal and she stays young forever. Her beauty will be everlasting muajajajajaja

  • Shame she will be 1 of many Hollywood stars meeting someone and later on breaks up / divorce cuz of a bastard having loose hands or cheats etc.....

    Hollywood is everything except good.

    I wish her the best but I know she will end up hurted ;/

  • she is sooooo pretty

  • "No one girl wants what she can't have" -- can't have me, Ashley! YGOLOHCYSP :)

  • jackson rathbone is perfect for the job :))

  • she's soooo beautiful ...

    seriously, if i were a guy, i'd be all up on dat! xD

  • Oh wow! She looks she different from Alice in Twilight...so pretty :)

  • @ChuiLam both are beautiful

  • Es hermosa perfecta!

  • @likitlovit hey man!!!! u take that back >:( i mean it..

  • Y'all need to buckle up your drawers yell up to your moms that you're going to look for a job And get out of the house a little.

  • @murk1995 she is mine

  • @murk1995

    WOW and is that how u r going to impress her hahahahahahahaha

    beat it guys

    she's mine and always mine

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  • wow she describe me to a t

  • she is the most beautiful woman I ever seen..

  • @rozzalenda123 no kidding

  • @rozzalenda123

    Very beautiful

    But I wish people in the business didn't have to get these questions

  • @rozzalenda123 do you have shit in your eyes?

  • notice the two bitches in the background ?

    LMFAO

    one to be specific.

  • lean cut pretty boys...pretty boys come on u need a man not some1 who is gonna run when some1 is trying 2 steal your purse

  • @tapcrazer14

    no hes not!!! jackson rathbone is her man!!!!

  • she's amazing .

  • oh my gosh  i love her i really can make her happy :D

  • Suck a pickle

  • @360lucas360

    Ur mum loves pickle out of my jar

  • Don't you realize that kellan is the guy for you! Stop hiding it you and kellan lutz are ment to be!!!!

  • Do you think dear Ashley a virgin?

  • baby im your man

  • I Can Make Her happy :)

    Shut up all of you!!!

    dont you all realize that im that guy!!!

    hihihihihihihihi :D

  • dont u realise u suck dick faggot

  • @dantheman108 Dont you realize that your a dick sucking gay?

  • @taewafu123 ur in denial cunt.... "i can make her happy dont u realise im that guy" u sound like a fucking 11 year old girl who needs jizz in the face.... fuck off idiot u aint shit

  • sounds like she's describing Lutz

  • hahaha i love her and kristen so much.they both seem so down to earth

  • yeah and the guy she was describing is me ^_^ i love her

  • You wish xD It was me! Pfff mine mine mine xD haha

    Dude FIght !

  • you....hers....hahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaha

    ...........as if

    bring it on

  • she seems really nice!

  • i love her in the twilight movies.. she is beautiful <3

  • ha, foolish ashley, you are now in the palm of my hand. just kidding, she is hot though.

  • Check out my channel for Twilight Fan Spoof

  • She said it!

  • WOW is she fucking HOT ! . . i'd tap that ass all night long !!

  • Are you Lady GaGa?! OMG! I LOVE YOU LADY GAGA! :D

  • I think she is describing Jackson Rathbone:-) She loves him.:P lol

  • Everything That I am

  • lol nice dude she is insanley hot