Last year I was in the school library and I had some scissors in my backpack that were apparently very sharp because they poked a hole in my backpack and they were sticking out. Well, I didn't notice they were sticking out and I came back with a book to read and plopped--not sat, plopped down next to my backpack. I jumped up from they pain and my hand shot to my butt. I said to my friends that were sitting around me "I think I sat on scissors!" I turned aroud
@ItsBethAhhh and they they were, poking out of my backpack. At this point it started bleeding so I went to the bathroom to see if it was like shotting blood, or whatever. Once I saw it in the mirror, I decided it need a band aid, so I went back to the library to ask one of the ladies at the desk for one. I had to get another bathroom pass and the girls that give them out were staring at me, because they didn't know what happened, but I had a jacket wrapped around my waist, and I am a girl.
@ItsBethAhhh So, I put a bandaid on it and went back to the library for 5 more minutes before the 6th period bell rang and discussed with my friends whether or not I should go to the nurse. Well, I ended up being to embarrassed to go to the nurse because I didn't want to pull my pants down in front of her and stuff, so I just went to my last class of the day and rode the bus home. When I got home, my mom was at work, so she had her friend come and look at it D: She decided I needed to get
I won't tell you the details of my most embarrassing moment but when I caught with something in my hand when my mom and dad walked in I said... "So what, I'm a man!" As far as your situation, I'll bet you farted.. I hate farts. How gross!
Once I was standing in line at the bank when a HUGE Fart slipped out. And of course it was completely quiet and cavernous in there so it sounded 10 times worse than it was. OMG, I don't embarrass easily but just then I must have looked as red as a lobster !
MY momis the same way!! SHe thinks farting is hilarious. One time we were in a book store very very quiet and she tells me she has to go to the bathroom and then she farted!! loud. so i laugh and make an grossed out face. she thinks its hilarious!! so she starts laughing hard!! because she was laughing so hard she kept farting and farting and farting!!! and she didnt wlk out of the book store, she just stood in the middle of it laughing loud and farting. that didnt embarass her at ALL.
While I was away, my mom moved to a new house and my 80-y.o. grandfather was helping. Apparently he was in charge of packing up my nightstand.... with certain objects in the drawers...
They wound up moving it with the drawers taped shut.
i farted in the library one time and this boy sitting in front of me was looking in all directions like "huh? what was that?" but i could tell he knew it was me. thats one of my embarassing moments lololololol
well that was embarassing but you can tell me if this is it embarrassing that when your mom tells you that you shouldnt let your brother sleep on the city bus and every day he falls asleep on someone so i let him sit next to me and all of a sudden he falls asleep and you wake him and he wines loud then everyone you know says dont wake him up or when we are getting off soon he falls back asleep and is not ready to get off the bus sometimes siblings ARE BIG PAINS
so funny i hope you and your mom are close. those are the moments to tend to remember when they pass on. all the funny happy moments its not worth getting upset over. you have a great sense of humor
LOL... That is cute though. I had that thyroid surgery about 5 years ago. You could cut the tension with a knife. Moms can be so embarassing, but at least you were able to laugh. :D
ewwwwww..... heh heh heh
getoutofmyway01 1 year ago
haaaha that's awesome. lol
Mine:
Last year I was in the school library and I had some scissors in my backpack that were apparently very sharp because they poked a hole in my backpack and they were sticking out. Well, I didn't notice they were sticking out and I came back with a book to read and plopped--not sat, plopped down next to my backpack. I jumped up from they pain and my hand shot to my butt. I said to my friends that were sitting around me "I think I sat on scissors!" I turned aroud
ItsBethAhhh 1 year ago
@ItsBethAhhh and they they were, poking out of my backpack. At this point it started bleeding so I went to the bathroom to see if it was like shotting blood, or whatever. Once I saw it in the mirror, I decided it need a band aid, so I went back to the library to ask one of the ladies at the desk for one. I had to get another bathroom pass and the girls that give them out were staring at me, because they didn't know what happened, but I had a jacket wrapped around my waist, and I am a girl.
ItsBethAhhh 1 year ago
@ItsBethAhhh So, I put a bandaid on it and went back to the library for 5 more minutes before the 6th period bell rang and discussed with my friends whether or not I should go to the nurse. Well, I ended up being to embarrassed to go to the nurse because I didn't want to pull my pants down in front of her and stuff, so I just went to my last class of the day and rode the bus home. When I got home, my mom was at work, so she had her friend come and look at it D: She decided I needed to get
ItsBethAhhh 1 year ago
@ItsBethAhhh stitches, she's a nurse. So my dad came home and took me to the hospital and I got 3 stitches on my butt! Hahah :D
ItsBethAhhh 1 year ago
well my mom finds farts discusting....lol
kateandnick123 1 year ago
waargs....oookay...
senseinogenso 2 years ago
I won't tell you the details of my most embarrassing moment but when I caught with something in my hand when my mom and dad walked in I said... "So what, I'm a man!" As far as your situation, I'll bet you farted.. I hate farts. How gross!
UBeKiddinMe 3 years ago
"Do you feel better?" LOL ROFL!
VinylToVideo 3 years ago
Haha, what a fun thing to hear :'D for me that is^^
sweetlinaa 3 years ago
Once I was standing in line at the bank when a HUGE Fart slipped out. And of course it was completely quiet and cavernous in there so it sounded 10 times worse than it was. OMG, I don't embarrass easily but just then I must have looked as red as a lobster !
bigworf 3 years ago
omg that was HILARIOUS i was laughing the whole time!
HeyJimmyDean 3 years ago 2
MY momis the same way!! SHe thinks farting is hilarious. One time we were in a book store very very quiet and she tells me she has to go to the bathroom and then she farted!! loud. so i laugh and make an grossed out face. she thinks its hilarious!! so she starts laughing hard!! because she was laughing so hard she kept farting and farting and farting!!! and she didnt wlk out of the book store, she just stood in the middle of it laughing loud and farting. that didnt embarass her at ALL.
SsecretSquirrel 4 years ago
While I was away, my mom moved to a new house and my 80-y.o. grandfather was helping. Apparently he was in charge of packing up my nightstand.... with certain objects in the drawers...
They wound up moving it with the drawers taped shut.
JoanieDriftwood 4 years ago
LMAO!!! thats freakin hilarious!!! :D
magicgurl7 4 years ago
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thedispleased1977 4 years ago
who are you to come out with something like that? shame on you- bitch.
Elliotjacobs2 3 years ago
i farted in the library one time and this boy sitting in front of me was looking in all directions like "huh? what was that?" but i could tell he knew it was me. thats one of my embarassing moments lololololol
Goblet0fire 4 years ago 2
well that was embarassing but you can tell me if this is it embarrassing that when your mom tells you that you shouldnt let your brother sleep on the city bus and every day he falls asleep on someone so i let him sit next to me and all of a sudden he falls asleep and you wake him and he wines loud then everyone you know says dont wake him up or when we are getting off soon he falls back asleep and is not ready to get off the bus sometimes siblings ARE BIG PAINS
kazaryu 4 years ago 2
so funny i hope you and your mom are close. those are the moments to tend to remember when they pass on. all the funny happy moments its not worth getting upset over. you have a great sense of humor
liltuck80 4 years ago 5
I would've woken up in the waiting room and been like "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"
Ahmone19 4 years ago
fart away!!!!
nemesis21h 4 years ago 2
i love your mum
whittonwanderer 4 years ago
you have awesome hair
kjkj00 4 years ago
lol
amanda66614 4 years ago
Haha, terrible :P
Goldy151515 4 years ago
would love to meet ur mom..her and my brother should meet..they both have the same affinity for farts!!!
labmanjrb69 4 years ago
i farted my ass off watching this and luaghing out of controll
deadmandriveing 4 years ago
LOL... That is cute though. I had that thyroid surgery about 5 years ago. You could cut the tension with a knife. Moms can be so embarassing, but at least you were able to laugh. :D
lilvoyce 4 years ago
Once my friend farted and blamed it on my because he said who ever smelt it delt it :( IT WASN'T ME!
4isaparty 5 years ago
farts are never funnyThey are terrible things and everyone tries to blame it on you and i think that that is like totally unfair.
galaxycat3 5 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
nemesis21h 4 years ago
Haha!!!! I like your story...
Can't even imagine how that must have felt like :o)
Your mom sounds pretty cool, though!
nfraze 5 years ago
tubies?
flairboys 5 years ago
ahahahahahaha that was funny, your a great storyteller, i wouldnt be able to sit in front of a camera that long without stufing up or laughing
hailzxxx 5 years ago
Your mom sounds like a real classy lady
shellobello 5 years ago 2
My Mom is the best, she's classy, and not so classy at times, but always fun and always loving
str8jackit72 5 years ago
Moral: "Be careful of whose butt your butt is parked next to."
2nd visit. Very, Very funny yet I was a little sad for your sister who had surgery. You have a wonderfully aberrant sense of humor that I love.
"cat"
dadhiltonmps 5 years ago
LOL thanks bunches cat! You all (PA dutch talk again) ain't seen nuffin yet! LOL
str8jackit72 5 years ago
LMAO! I would have been embarrassed too ;) I have to think about this one ;) Peace & Health to you & yours
hippyhillbilly 5 years ago
ROTFLMAO! That's funny. 3 Shades of red.
BamaPitBull316 5 years ago
I have a really good one, but not sure I can share it on YouTube! lol
DigitalSurgeon 5 years ago
LOL well, this is my 'sharable' story, as well! lol
str8jackit72 5 years ago