The Madness Continues: Nutella Killed my Apples

[ZHaDum1000]

What is assburgers anyway? Some new kind of fast food?

[richardland]

@ZHaDum1000 yes

[10000200003000040000]

why are there pickles? Do you like pickles, I do?

[richardland]

@10000200003000040000 pickles 3 lyfe

[4400seriesFAN]

1)The membrane is so soft and sensitive for security issues.

2)Next time use golden apples!They match more than red ones.

3)If you don't want to deal with this(membrane),take a spoon,hit and tear a part on the edge of the membrane and then complete the circle with your spoon(or at least,half the circle)...That'll fix it!

[richardland]

@4400seriesFAN

1) No dice. most products with a tamper protection seal are solid and peel off in one piece.

2) Suggestion noted. will follow.

3) Now we're bringing spoons into this? oy. I am enraged that I require additional tools to enjoy my choco-nut spread but if it is the only way... so be it. thanks for the tips!

[DestroyaDoll]

It's a Nutella conspiracy!!

[mundxanth]

oh... the horror. Those poor apples did not deserve to be eaten. You have wronged the apples by eating them after you abandoned them for that half hour and chose Nutella over the apples...

[TomCoteMusic]

the reason I wept like a baby? because I felt for the apples.....

[ICOEPRproductions]

Imma tweet this

[richardland]

@ICOEPRproductions ^this is a trend onlookers should follow

[RuckalltheFules]

You mean the perforation line on coupons Richard. See we're so connected. I know what you mean even when you explain it poorly.......O.O I love you.

[richardland]

@RuckalltheFules we are but one being...you and i... *strums harp*

[richardland]

@RuckalltheFules that is because we are but one being, separated into 2 bodies. when you are cut, i shall bleed. and when i describe perforation on paperz you immediately comprehend the description.

[RuckalltheFules]

@richardland Yes!!! You know it is said Zeus created humans with four arms and four legs but scared of their power he cut them all in half and so they forever search for their other half. I have found you!

[DAKOTAKIDHH]

Try Lexapro, you'll feel so much better soon.

[richardland]

@DAKOTAKIDHH thats the same thing the voice that tells me to burn things said to try. hmmm... are you two in cahoots???

[katybrewer1966]

uuuuhhhhh, yum

[richardland]

@katybrewer1966 why thank you. but what do you think about the Nutella?

[katybrewer1966]

@richardland nutella is kind of bitter, to me. I would much rather just have peanut butter.

[TheElleLyn]

I'm so proud of myself for never having tasted nutella.

[richardland]

@TheElleLyn you're not missing out on much. i dont get why it has such a cult following. its just a light chocolatey tasting spread. no big wup

[russtex]

I hate when those seals don't peel off completely!

[Penduluman]

i thought u were mad because when you unscrewed the top the rip was already there so some1 could have contaminated your food. bot no, it was much less important.

[richardland]

@Penduluman you mean much MORE important. id rather eat a thousand contaminated Nutellas than deal with stringy ripped foil.

[masterbearar]

first thing you should have done was take it back to the store and returned it. what if somebody had tampered with it?

[richardland]

@masterbearar I'm the one who peeled off that strip. I unscrewed the lid, peeled off the fake foil and instead of it all coming off, it made that stupid lip blip, causing me to set it aside for a few till i could record how shittily the foil peels off.

[kimrichaaards]

If you'd have edited it out, a large portion of the video would be missing. A LARGE PORTION. 

[lucidparody]

oh man, my partner always opens the nutella, i never realized there was a foil cover, so the one time i got to it first i was like 'wtf is thi- i don't even- bawww!'

[iamthedood1]

i've married the bodies of a thousand enemies?!?!?!

[richardland]

@iamthedood1 buried

[karmagirl74]

Why is it the red apples go brown quicker than green ones?? Why Richard? Whyyyyyy? It shits me too that the foil wont come off in one go .. dammit!!! :D

[T512X]

I wanna be just like you when i get younger...

(I know this comment sounds like a sarcastic remark, but its actually just a joke that was poorly executed...can you forgive me?)

[richardland]

@T512X fogivvle ma niggle

[Habesha4life]

Don't you hate biting into an apple and it end up being the mealy kind? UGHHHH I HATE HATE HATE mealy apples! I feel so let down when I bite into one haha.

[firewindice17]

personally I am not a fan of nutella

[lolipop97]

@firewindice17 well you can go die in a hole. unless you're allergic. then i apologize.

[firewindice17]

@lolipop97 can I just say I'm allergic to it or do I really have to say I just do not enjoy it?

[lolipop97]

@firewindice17 ..you say your allergic if your actually allergic. theres really not much to it.

[thesunreport]

some kind of Swiss foil?? xD

[richardland]

@thesunreport the Swiss are takin our M'erikan foil jeaaahbs

[TrojanZebrah]

I'm going to eat apples and nutella right now!

[richardland]

@TrojanZebrah how was it?

[TrojanZebrah]

@richardland It was oh so good. :)

[raphin1]

You do know that is a safety seal. Ever heard( Do not use if the safety seal is broken) But, I have had Nutella before and it is worth the risk.

[richardland]

@raphin1 the seal was intact. I set it aside to film it later because when i peeled off the foil, only that blip tore off instead of the whole thing and i was annoyed

[Monobueno18]

I have never tried Nutella.

[PianisteSansCerveau]

:O So THAT'S how the whole Hayleyghoover song goes!

[richardland]

@PianisteSansCerveau i have no idea what this means but ya. totally. i think/maybe/idk/yes/no

[kubaniski]

3:28 omg it's the same bird is saw in the last video!!!

[nickypickysticky8]

you should make a video about how you got the magic bullet.

[milevaaa]

i don't understand you.

[richardland]

@milevaaa i don't understand quantum physics.

[RandomeGirl13]

i feel your pain...

[richardland]

@RandomeGirl13 i'll make the world feel my pain... then they'll see.... then they'll all see...

[RandomeGirl13]

@RandomeGirl13 and so you should ....

[Grotomode]

What's with the pickles and the parrot? =|

[richardland]

@Grotomode I ended my "Diddy Kong Failing" video (on my website rtv.richardland only) by saying those random words and flashing those graphics and my video editor carried the images over to my previous vid as a glitch which i thought was a good random disturbing addition that went unexplained so i used the same ending as that video for this one, complete with the music and such. (behind the scenes DVD commentary in comment form!)

[MikmyRC]

Oh I remember her XD

[richardland]

@MikmyRC i was afraid no one would get that. thanks for restoring my faith in my audience ;)

[supersteveg2a]

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha. Yay.

[richardland]

@supersteveg2a i agree

[Phillipzane1]

Do you really have OCD and Asperger's?

[richardland]

@Phillipzane1 no OCD (i think very few people actually have a chemical imbalance that makes them OCD. most people who say that just like a sense or order that is perfectly normal).

mild Aspergers. "highly functioning Aspergian" they say. ie the end of the spectrum where Dan Akroyd and Robin Williams are, just without the talent or success.