Gary Oldman Reads "Jersey Shore" Recap

[jean6826]

I LOVE his voice, charisma, talent and personality. A sexy man too (coming from a 23 yr old female fan).

[belbion12]

love him too much

[putonyourbathingsuit]

I have to say that I urinated myself while watching this. Gary Oldman is God.

[thedarkcanuck147]

...And he STILL hasn't won an Oscar!?

[TheLadyofthewest]

After watching this, I feel that Norh America as a whole should issue a written apology to Gary Oldman.

[TheLadyofthewest]

@TheLadyofthewest *North

[4TheDoctor2]

Is this really what these Jersey Shore kids get up to? Is it for real like?? Please tell me that was made up because that was vile. Apart from Mr Oldman of course.

[23carepackage]

Like A Commissioner.

[nistle2]

Gary is the fuckin man

[UncleBacon86]

i like jersey shore now

[lovestosmile18]

hahaha. Poor Gary. I hope he was paid alot for that.

[yonex310]

I want him as my grandpa or uncle or something. He's so badass and like the coolest guy ever!

[videomagnet06]

sirius black's voice talking about jersey shore...scarred for life

[ARMIV4]

Jersey Shore? Yeah, everyone on that show is so dumb.

Everyone on that show?

EVERYONE!!!

[myjobsucksbigtime]

@whitehedwig Gary Oldman is more than Sirius Black, he is one of the best actors of his generation!

[DrZen007]

HAHAHAHA

Gary Oldman

YES.

And so this is what the man really looks like, I thought he'd look more like Sirius than Gordon in real life

hahahaha

AWESOME ACTOR!!!!

[OffShaweFilms]

Awesome!

[Filmzie]

Why doesn't he do more comedy? He's fucking funny as hell.

[kingkonghitme]

gary gary gary gary you are SIRIUSLY SEXY, and i am dying

[masamune28954]

I love this man.

[kimgadaleta]

'Yeah,I neva do!

[whitehedwig]

making f*ing SIRIUS BLACK read that is a blasphemy!

[Katrinawitch]

omg, I can die happy now! This was truly classic!

[serbin16m]

I dont know anyone who still watches jersey shore???

[hushg2000]

Yeeeeah, what a way to dog on the Jersey Shore by dedicating a whole segment to them.... I bet the Jersey cast and producers are angry.

[jam1e9]

jersey shore is destroying italian people. damnit. hilarious joke about black history month btw. i can't stand guido mentality

[Padfoot74]

Imagining Sirius reading this...has me rolling.

[thebuzzcjc]

Gary was AMAZING in "The Professional". And here as well. Burn in Hell Jersey Shore.. lolz

[eyedea81]

the man who played a memorable dracula now recaping jersey shore episodes...so so sad

[twtape]

1:37 "Yea, I neva do." Hahahah!

[msnubootysux]

HIm and Liam Nesson are my guilty pleasures!!!!

[45Boobie45]

hahahahaha what a sick world we live in.

[algol291]

Oldman's career started because he looked like JFK's assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald.

I like him as an actor; just saying.

[90mv]

Thank you mr oldman more reason not to watch it

[Karami]

Morgan Freeman next as narrator!

[GoddyofWar]

Gary you legend.

[kingkonghitme]

I think sirius black is the sexiest!

[xeveettex]

yaa and the shows not stupid at all when you watch it.

[ThePhobiaCrew]

"she sends him out to gret granberry gruice....THE END."

[b0okw0rm21]

The violins in the background add that extra touch of class.

[666scottypotty]

I hope everyone on Jersey Shore, everyone involved with making it, and everyone who enjoys watching it slowly burns to death while their families watch.

[jhonny3053]

@666scottypotty Why do their families get the pleasure? I call front row.

[djnexusLAone]

Morgan Freeman should be the next narrator :D

[misspinkparis7]

Gary Oldman is super hot. Crazy super hot.

[nori452]

weener lol

[unhombrelobo]

awesome...love me some Gary Oldman

[chloe21091]

agree with what Jimmy says at the end XD

[DmitryDragunov]

I haven't seen a single Jersey Shore episode and I like Oldman, but listening to this made me want to throw up, to be honest.

[LondonChicka007]

@DmitryDragunov OMG U DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT. WATCHED IT AND SHE PISSED HERSELF, INSTEAD OF WASHING SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM AND PUTS PERFUME ALL OVER HERSELF...ERM WASH IT OFF??

[Becsta17]

Should get a different celebrity to do it each week.

I'd love to see Liam Neeson, James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman and Jeremy Irons narrating. They all have epic voices.

[blues970123]

@Becsta17 and Christopher Walken. 

[Becsta17]

@blues970123 Forgot Christopher Walken! He's got a great voice too.

[octopus59]

I love a good train wreck as much as the next guy, and I've been faithfully watching these morons strut their stuff since the beginning, but it sure felt like some kind of end had been reached Thursday night. Where do you go from here? Coprophilia? Cacafuego? A murder?

The Sitch appears to be drugged-up on something nasty, probably ketamine mixed with the booze. It's doing wonders for his sparkling wit and winning personality. Pauly is about one mixed-up night from raping Vinnie.

[dazebhen1]

LOOOL FLAVA FLAVE at 0:00

[yanaelless]

This is the best thing I've seen in years.

[Joker80808]

Sgt. Reznov?

[BigDsportsfan92]

Why do people watch that show?

[xkrazyxboix101]

@BigDsportsfan92 - It's like watching a train wreck. You can't take your eyes off of it. That's why we watch it. To see what the dumbest of the dumb do on a daily basis.

[CaraWill55]

Scarf + bowtie = win.

BOWTIES ARE COOL. (And THAT's a show I will watch. Jersey Shore? Crap.)

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

My god. NOTHING HAPPENED ON THAT ENTIRE EPISODE!!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHIT?!?!!

[Hatebreed88]

@TheAutisticGuitarist Because the end time are upon us. Soon we will have to slaughter all of these people.

[rizla88]

@TheAutisticGuitarist So you watch it then, Yeah? 

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

@rizla88 I was basing my comment of what was said in the video. I don't watch the show don't worry. I'm autistic, not insane.

[40Pacino]

As if we needed another reason to love Gary Oldman... And hate the cast of Jersey Shore

[neokoga]

@40Pacino Wonderfully put.

[TheKnoxvicious]

Was that Flavor Flav in the beginning!?!??! 

[sakkhs]

gary oldman ftw!!

[TheCurlyMess]

Gary Oldman is a legend!

[TheMechanic11]

Needs more Drexl.

[nortiify]

funny



[axelle32]

In JS's defense (I know there is none lol) this was the worst Jersey Shore episode in the history of the show.

[FleurT18]

such a waste of great talent.

[holz93]

I love jersey shore but this was hilarious

[estellamicheals]

i m kind of disappointed, i have real respect 4 Gary, didnt think he ll stoop to Jersey shore level. I mean they re good entertainment sometimes but ...... i dnt knw,

[anadana51]

@estellamicheals he's making fun of them...

[looseheadtom]

@estellamicheals you really haven't understood this have you

[CHarrizon]

I never watch JS but if GO were to be hosting and I knew, I would watch the shore...sorry Nicole.. My gramma and dad were born in Jersey City. my grams was born in the late 1800's so I guess she never met Nicole either..

[CHarrizon]

Jimmy, the show IS stupid but someone is watching them act stupid so I guess it works out. There was no mention of Gary Oldman or Korn on the tv guide for that night. When a glimpsed at ABC in thumbnail form I saw what appeared to be GO and I was late to record so back to sleep I went. Maybe your man G should call me and tell me what's happening on the show. my number is... 1 818... hold on JK, I have a call...... brb

[Matija91ful]

Plastic/Mint 4ever !!! :)

[aos040]

that's awesome LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ITSONLYMEWATCHING]

OMG! I hate JS, but I loved how Gary Oldman narrated it. Yes! Make this a weekly thing; it was awesome.

[infinityslump]

PLEASE make this a weekly thing.

[PandaApproved]

I love this

[ASLbearmod]

Huh...Did not know Gary Oldman was British

[roseling]

Soiled another legend indeed...

[darkxvenom9]

his weiNURR

[MisterWordman]

@darkxvenom9 lmao

[eleanorayoulateagain]

P.S. - you all HAVE to do this with an English actress recapping "Mob Wives."

Please, I beg you, please! :)

[eleanorayoulateagain]

This is ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL. Almost as funny is listening to the audience groan at (:19) at Snooki having sex with a UTI.

Damn Jimmy is funny as hell!

[andrewVeto]

I thought the title said "Gary Coleman" and then I just remembered that he past away.. wow I'm dumb

[LovleyWildflower]

Omg.....it's Sirius Black!!!

[msmcgregor]

Horrified.

[mrbriscoe2001]

The End..of Western Civilization....

[sYnerGyZniGmA]

i will never be able to see gary oldman as any other character than "frankie flannery" that he did in the movie "State of Grace" best oldman role, ever .

[Ainzho]

0:00, lolFlavor Flave

[MyFunnyBrianShow]

Laugh Out Loud!

[shirubiu]

what the fuck is wrong with jersey shore? are those people insane? what the fuck is wrong with america for making them rich?

[wvpipkin]

Oldman is brilliant, but the funniest part is when Kimmel says "The shows sounds, like, kind of stupid when you hear it like that, right?" LOL!

[IBothersSnape]

Only Gary Oldman could make Jersey Shore sound, somewhat, cultured.

[grizelda1986]

That sounds genuinely hilarious and disgusting. What episode was he talking about?!

[Stranglehold432]

I fucking love this guy.

[XxPerurican18xX]

0:00 holy shit

[wxsyz]

@TheTallGuy31 THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOSO

[PL4T0NiCF0Rm]

Jersey shore is like taking 5 people with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, giving them a script to memorize, and airing it on national television. I think the problem is half the American people have Down Syndrome.

[legorocks3]

@PL4T0NiCF0Rm It's not only American people.

I'm Canadian and everyone I know likes it -_-

[anneke06]

@legorocks3 It's the same in Australia as well! It's like it's a disease taking over society. Stupid show.

[happykitty11]

@PL4T0NiCF0Rm dude. downs jokes aren't cool.

[PL4T0NiCF0Rm]

Fuck Jersey Shore

[KeladryL]

After hearing this, I'm so glad I don't have a TV and can't see stuff like Jersey Shore, even by accident.

[wtfcxxntface]

so much win Gary, so much win xx

[rmr355]

Stop giving these FUCKS attention. Go read a book.

[JamesTKirk254]

@rmr355 Amen!

[WhoIsThisPace]

@rmr355 You might want to be more specific. Snookie is a New York Times bestselling author.

[dumaznbum]

I wanna see morgan freeman do it

[earthmother]

even this is nauseating

[hd11981]

That was awesome.

[toysintheattic22]

did gary oldman date uma thurman

[wizgandalf29]

@toysintheattic22 They were married!

[toysintheattic22]

@wizgandalf29 oh ok thanks i dont know my own love life you think i can keep up with people i dont knows'? lol

[xXWeGotCharacterXx]

omg

[iselin90]

spiders

[FantasmaLuna]

This just made my crappy evening so much happier!

[Pena1003]

I think Jersey Shore is entertaining all these people hating are probably the ones who approve those stupid internet censorship bills

[tawpgun017]

@Pena1003 bahahahah most ridiculous thing i have read on the internet today

[Pena1003]

@tawpgun017 why just cuz im showing my opinion? And everyone probably thinks im like an inbred or a fucking retad. Im really not i just like to watch the show. Everyone is just a bunch of trolls that can accept the fact

[Stranglehold432]

@Pena1003 You're an idiot.

[Pena1003]

@Stranglehold432 Naa im really not bro just showing my opinion im a pretty smart person but all you trolls think that just because you watch a show your mental.

[217rw]

OMG Sirius is aliveee!!! :D

[TheVaraxo]

Gary Oldman: "I've read a recap before... But when I do it, I do it right"

[bluewhale18]

Why do we need to know snookie had a UTI???

[IAdoreFreckles]

Gary Oldham makes everything sound so food

[SpiderXxPirate]

Could this be any more awesome?

[MrThedorkknight]

So classy.

[CorrGirl]

I didn't know if I should've cried or laughed.

[YribeiroHP]

I would like to watch Jersey Shore if it was completely narrated by Gary Oldman

[DuchessAliana]

@YribeiroHP He'd be like the David Attenborough of reality TV. I can just hear it now: "And here we see Snooki in her natural habitat, a seedy club. Watch now as she performs her usual ritual of inebriating herself as quickly as possible and dancing provocatively in front of a crowd of others of her kind..." 

[LoliciousXD]

Look, it's fucking Smiley!

[MrThedorkknight]

@LoliciousXD Smiley? pff he was Dracula before vampires where gay.

[nikhilchampion]

Haven't watched the vid yet, but I just want to say..Gary Oldman is awesome.

[tememongo]

one of the greatest actors of all time

[ESYMFB]

they should do one of these with morgan freeman

[eleanorayoulateagain]

@ESYMFB Oh absolutely!!!! That would be fantastic!! :)

[BohemienneBrigitte]

@ESYMFB Or Jeremy Irons.

[lanamal]

@joeking88 Who the fuck is Gary OLDHAM lol.

[srb8522]

He just saved me an hour

[DuchessAliana]

My brain fails to comprehend the majestic epicness that was Gary Oldman reading that synopsis. xD

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

Does anyone else think Gary Oldman looks a bit like an older Johnny Depp?

[lhggdf]

@xpledgeturnprestigex yeah Johnny looks like him a bit

[HiltonKing]

This is less funny than I thought it would be. Sorry.

[ccole742]

Definitely Oscar worthy now

[Dubyalicious]

"Snooki accidentally pees on herself."

[JootJe123456]

Hi Sirius..

[shafta99]

loved him in bram stokers dracula and his strange role as a dredlocked drug dealer in true romance.

[SM2099]

I love commisioner Gordon/Sirus Black/Drug Crazed Crooked Cop from "The Profesional"!!! One of the best actors of all time.

Needs an Oscar ASAP.

[commanex]

@SM2099 His name is Stan, if youve seen the movie you should probably know his name

[Everheart000]

@joeking88 You mean Oldman?

[SuckMyCOG]

I just lost faith in humanity....

[wangpronouncedwong]

Omg Gary Oldman let me love you

[TheTallGuy31]

Jersy Shore is FUCKING DISGUSTING. America should know better than making these pigs rich.

[Surflogg]

@TheTallGuy31 Agree!!!!!

[milesgti]

@TheTallGuy31 No shit. I can't believe people support that show..

[Maskanders]

@TheTallGuy31 They are the heart and soul of America

[uke52]

@TheTallGuy31 whoaa, chill the fuck out. there are worse people out there than them. like, you know, killers and rapists?

[JamesHLanier]

@uke52 Yeah, but America isn't making them rich.