Tyrannosaurus Pex

[yellowdart137]

on a more serious note.

birds are the last surviving members of the once, and still, great family that popular culture and lay people know as dinosaurs. everything a "standard" dinosaur has a bird also has, although uses have changed and some things have faded.

much like whales are still mammals.

this video was the fate of most mammals until the last 60 million years. although today's dinos are smaller, they now fly and still like mammal meat.

[itube141]

Its an angry bird! Poor mouse must have touched the eggs.

[GetMeThere1]

Actually, that's the way I always eat a mouse. Often I leave the tail hanging out of my mouth for quite awhile, sorta like a toothpick...

[drewzillasaurusrex]

I don't think mouse fed chickens will ever catch on in the supermarkets.

[wingedspycat4]

WOW!

[angeldoxie1]

My production red hen Moochie loves to eat mice and small birds! Just today a small finch bird thing got caught in the brooder cage. I grabbed it out and took it to Moochie and she pecked th skin of its head right off! And it was still breathing! Finally Moochie pecked its brain cavity out and it died. Then the other chickens had a go at the body. All was left was a wing and the roo Melvin happily ate it.

[TheTruthSayer1]

Bad ass chicken. Kick ass song. Shitty yard....

[WaldronicTomotron]

What you're seeing exhibited in this video is the closest living relative of Tyrannosaurus Rex living today.

[molinobeer]

Hope she doesn't get a disease from the mouse.

[JackBulik]

i don't think they sopose to do that Oo

[meltingEyeballs]

Domestic violence.

[kokori2330]

やばｗｗｗ



[YabbaGo]

Filthy ghetto chicken .... that thing is nasty.

[SkydiveSabotage]

The music makes this awesome.

[sugardaddylifestyle]

She was shipped to KFC after this insanity!!!

[Hemulen40]

Huh.. can we see Tyrannosaurus sex next time ?

[G3ckobain]

well some say chickens evolved from dinosaurs...

[solidkingcobra]

this is pretty fcukn metal.... the music and the chicken.

[viiitama]

wtf??? this scares me :S

[Petsy62]

the bitch

[Didier1648]

les visiteurs sons la  a l'aide

[overture000]

I used to see this at my granma's farm all the time. When the chicken had small eggs we knew he ate mouse.

[pyenapple]

Chickens evolved from dinosaurs. Be glad you're not mouse-sized.

[INomedThemAllUp]

i can already feel the nightmares coming, being eaten by deamon chickens at a death metal concert...

[bridgman]

@bldsvr As someone who had no interest in metalcore (if that is the correct name for the genre), I applaud your selection anyhow. Starting the segment in mid-corpse-slam with that track ripping through so unexpectedly is classic stuff....comparable to Tarantino's abrupt cutaway from Reservoir Dogs's first scene into the backset of the getaway car with a bloody, screaming Tim Roth.

[bldsrvr]

@bridgman Me either, but thanks man. I wish I'd put as much thought into this as you're giving me credit for, but it was pretty obvious from the start that this was the track I was going to use.

[pseudocaveman]

Birds scare the living hell out of me.

[ShowToddSomeLove]

Your taste in music sucks and you're a bad person for liking it. I muted it but I feel like i'm dying inside for hearing it for a few seconds.

[RebelTactics]

That is far out

[modisess26]

I wouldn't eat that chicken now.

[sadahtay]

this is gonna be big

[BaldyLocksAT]

This is what happens when you let your chickens listen to Death Metal.

[WESMAN00]

Looks to me like an immediately regretted decision. Just look into Dolly's eyes.

[GenericRedneck]

Chickens are fucking metal.

[alpharaptor1]

chickens are brutal.

[jczg08alt]

woah hardcore. mouse didn't stand a chance!

[planetrob555]

bldsrvr--

Your responses to these comments are great! If everyone responded like you did the comments section would be a peaceful and articulate place.

[celly013]

This video is nothing short of Epic.

[Tigerius]

Nice backyard. And nice video :P

[DrPersonman]

Did the chicken absorb the mouses powers and become more powerful?

[Alanfizzle]

Jesus, just swallowed it like a fucking anaconda.

[yardbob2010]

in other news cat kills chicken, dog kills cat , man bites dog. 

[CCNutella]

Go girl!

[wh0rg]

I just want to know why so many people have fucking chickens in Portland. Seriously. It's an epidemic.

[bldsrvr]

@wh0rg I think it has to do with lots of people sharing houses and gardens, local food culture, and Portland having more backyards than many major cities. It's a bit of a fad, but a defensible one, at least.

[robotdeer]

@wh0rg because we can.

[molinobeer]

@wh0rg

Get one little chick and within a week you will know why.

[DarthYoungling]

1:17-1:19 Reminded me of Dramatic Chicken. But more like, what you lookin at punk. You'd been long dead if I were my long distant cousin bitch.

[SencneS]

No... what song needs to be played is nomnomnomnomnom song

[tdmupton]

What song is this? Goes perfectly with this video.

[bldsrvr]

@tdmupton The song is called "A Downfall of Western Culture" by The Fire The Flood. I'd never heard of them but it came up first on YouTube's audioswap feature and seemed appropriate.

[revco68]

Nice cock. 

[aegisgfx]

I hit the dislike button for gay assed metal crap garbage which I will not refer to as music...

[FIXEDbyFIXER]

@aegisgfx Can't mute the video, I see.

[Moniker180]

You know, I normally don't like when people put their own music in videos... and I don't particularly like this music... but this all works rather well, I'd say.

[YouJustL0stTheGame]

bruck bruck KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL­LLLLLLLLL!

[outlawzgosu]

HE LOOKING AT ME MAN!

[paidophilos]

"Hey asshole! Your cock ate my mice! Why are you laughing?"

[matthewkellycinema]

Did you have to put SHITTY "metalcore" behind this?

[JRCrowley]

Very cocky.

[ErcGHomelandSecurity]

WHY IS HE TOYING WITH THE CORPSE OMG LOL

[cyborgkitten1]

Don't worry, adding the angry metal was the right choice. Don't listen to these haters. That chicken is a metal dino.

[itdood]

starting at 1:38 is begging to be the next Dramatic Chipmunk.......errr chicken

[Dolazy]

Was it well received by its stomach?

[SplashIto]

Good luck digesting that. I bet it's eggs taste funny.

[mightyvern]

@SplashIto Roosters don't lay eggs.

[SplashIto]

@mightyvern Good observation, they don't. The one in the video is a chicken though.

[mightyvern]

@SplashIto TIL Turns out hens can have combs. I sit corrected. The eggs probably WILL taste funny.

[SplashIto]

@mightyvern A mature response on YouTube?! What is this madness!? Just kiddin' bro. I think the delay of the reply surprises me even more. Who replies after 8 months xD?!

[PBG33K]

Perfect dinosaur music, thumbs up!

[adrosal]

Is that Cookie Monster singing?

You know, if Mozart were alive today, he'd be playing metalcore. Well, either that or he'd be scratching and clawing at the inside of his coffin.

[loldongs34]

@adrosal Oh come on. At least save the cookie monster joke for a song that actually sounds like it.

[philcrichton]

HI REDDIT

[racer132132]

Do people really listen to this music?

[ericunderscores]

That dinosaur is pretty awesome. What genus is it?

[ghostofnorthcarolina]

dude, The Fire The Flood! This is a nice surprise to dino-chicken.

[JHStarner]

Hello Reddit.

[WhiteApalachi]

@JHStarner This video needs less mice and more bacon.

[JHStarner]

@WhiteApalachi Agreed

[philbgarner]

@JHStarner Hello.

[STUNTS1516]

Take away the awfull music and we may have a video on our hands.

[hughtub]

Jesus christ shut that fucking shitty music the hell off. WHY DO PEOPLE LISTEN TO THAT YELLING SHIT???

[bldsrvr]

@hughtub Sorry dad.

[my79spirit]

@hughtub That's nice, Mr. but can we have our frisbee back now?

[spookypen]

@hughtub

ITZ TO MAKE THE VIDEO MORE XTREME DOOD!

[efrixione]

Yummy!!

[thatgibbyguy]

do you have a video without the stupid metalcore?

[bldsrvr]

@thatgibbyguy Yes I do. Just click the volume tab on the left to access it.

[JRCrowley]

@bldsrvr LOL! You're awesome and so is your rooster. :)

[KittenVicious]

@bldsrvr HAHAHAHAHA.

[lakermangmx]

@bldsrvr Uhh, nice bitch slap answer man!

[LandonHobbs9]

@bldsrvr The most amazing reply you could have given to someone. Right here!

[jesnels]

@thatgibbyguy Would you prefer whispering and giggling

[welinder01]

ebaumsworld checking in, i bring bacon and narwal milk.

[starttheend]

awesome video.

[Trisanaify]

Jesus. Your chicken is on crack.

[boylebongo]

nasty. is it healthy for the chicken to do this? shouldn't it be eating corn?

[NeotechSwe]

Tyrannosaurus Reddit reporting in!

[Jushooter]

@NeotechSwe Shut up.

[nopointinnames]

@NeotechSwe do you honestly want the most excruciatingly dumb community to raid tidder?

[PlexxT]

That was so brutal.

[jerphunter]

I HATE all rodents! I need an army of chickens so I can relive my self of these pests! They will have corn also! DEATH TO THE RATS!

[hizzlemafizzle]

aw cute lil mouse :)

good to see some chicken ownage