the 1st time i saw this i thought it was completely stupid and lame, but the 2nd and 3rd times i watched it, it was so much funnier. kinda like the movie, napolean dynamite. but yeah, this guy has to be on drugs, lol. :P
bird make noodle on a telephone ham it up, again maybe fifty or two win win situation going home bye bye see action brand egg. Fierce video proper add invader ever make. Flap flap flap!!!
This is a fucking weird video - kinda reminds me of that program called "The Mighty Boosh" for some reason. Neways its weird but in a good way...i think.
I'm not worried about how much time you have on your hands. Or where you got this idea from. What I'm really worried about is... Where did you get that skull thing from, and where can I get one?
If we make a spork, we must be made for each other. But it would never work out, baby, 'cuz I'm high maintenance and would become jealous of your costumes.
Mein Gott das vas gut! Me name am Wolfgang. Me am from Lindhorst, Germany and me have thick Chinese accent. Me am really love das clip. You am dressed like Kaiser Mao of das Wilhelm Ming Dynasty. You am look gut dressed like a Kaiser. Me am bow to you sire. Love, Wolfgang bin von China.
Kaiser me am ask you favor since me am German man who am have thick Chinese accent. You am take spoon and fork and make word spork. You am can mix words for chopsticks and bierstein? Me am hope you am will do this next. Love, Wolfgang bin von Huang Li China
You should stick to pland scripts, the Cowboy Rock thing was too fake. Sounded like you where adlibing and makeing it up as you go. Not sure if I like most of your other stuff simply becuase they are annoying. Your Theatrics are nice. all and all I think you show some Talent for the theater. best of luck in your work. Sorry about the two comments. Wouldn't let me fit it in one...
what an ugly mask drugs are, to bad you never had a teacher to teach you how to reach ecstacy, which drugs are like a drop in water, compared to that ocean
Wow...that was certainly different - I found that when I closed my eyes I couldn't see you, but then I opened them again and I could see you - funny how that works. Once I got over the strangeness of this; I actually didn't mind this.
Thanks. The costume was good, The start was a little unsure, but contributed to the tension. perhaps that was deliberate. Let's have more of this. Quantum Theatre....If it makes sense...It's not quantum! Schroedinger's Cat gets real mad, and scratches your face when s/he leaps out of the box!
Wonderful tableau; a boring backbeat; repetitive. Appears to be a Disgaea character intro, much disaffected by ketamine, puerile method of address, and non-hypoallergenic cold cream (red.) Perhaps this is designed to make very people...stop autonomic function to make organs available for harvest?
I actually enjoyed that. I see others above me were nasty but it was damm imaginative! The effects, the constant repetitive question and statement, only, over and over and over again. Just awesome.Great job. TYYT
I dont know weather to laugh or be worried for this one ! I like it though.. I mean damm you put a set together and everything to do these videos... THe music is mega creepy reminds me of that MOvie the Cell.. But its etched in my head..Everyone i showed it too said your a killer nut case ... SO on that note can ya tell me why ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, can you see me? lmao together we make a spork ! LOL
wtf??
ss89NOR 2 years ago
this is amazing!
tgaewsky 2 years ago
ok, I suppose to have great sense of humor -so i've been told- but this...
come on guys... Let's face the facts.
this man needs medical help.
don't laugh with sick people.
lagopardos 2 years ago
haha you amuse meh
DTGskadoosh 2 years ago
in a right spork the fork is on the top you little mango bango!
to keep the roasted stuff on the top and the boiling soup at the bottom!!
this you should know at least!
lagopardos 2 years ago
i love your outfit that time
xxmexxmyxxmomxx 3 years ago
when i watched this the first time this is what i looked like :O.
but then i watched it like the 2nd time and i craked up.
and now i show EVERYONE!
ArielTheDinosaur 3 years ago 2
you are one of the coolest guys i know.
meganTRILLnig 4 years ago
the 1st time i saw this i thought it was completely stupid and lame, but the 2nd and 3rd times i watched it, it was so much funnier. kinda like the movie, napolean dynamite. but yeah, this guy has to be on drugs, lol. :P
cHiCaGrInGa 4 years ago
i love this, it cracks me up. i hope its suppose to be funny
csazarak 4 years ago
WHat a trike
sperellis 4 years ago
stuffs awesome man want to drop ya a line email wise maybe if yur ever in nyc we could plan an evning at sum venues--bb
islandcrimes 5 years ago
do u use drugs?
TqruSaku 5 years ago
bird make noodle on a telephone ham it up, again maybe fifty or two win win situation going home bye bye see action brand egg. Fierce video proper add invader ever make. Flap flap flap!!!
proffssl 5 years ago
Great and catchy.
durbanite4166 5 years ago
wow ur comment souds really intellegent markmurray and how would you know about a dogs hard on?
mudman14 5 years ago
I love this video.
gungaroo22 5 years ago
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID YOU RED IDIOT PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE. YOU REMIND ME OF A RED FUCKING PIECE of SHIT. YOUR AS RED AS A DOGS HARD-ON!!!
MarkMurray805 5 years ago
OH MY GOD. please rephrain from speaking.
dessaouler 5 years ago
man...i'm so jealous. Well, not really. But this is a cool video.
xcovermyeyesx 5 years ago
I see the desire not to be alone
sociopathnat 5 years ago
ok that was really annoying and ja HUGE waste o time
jewlzmoo 5 years ago
This is a fucking weird video - kinda reminds me of that program called "The Mighty Boosh" for some reason. Neways its weird but in a good way...i think.
alexrichards11 5 years ago
looooooooooser
sleaterkinney1bt 5 years ago
i bet you had alot of paddlings in elementary school...rock on dude.
blwalla 5 years ago
i love your video
but i think you might be annorying as fucking hell in real life
Dave9309 5 years ago
me you together we make a spork :] yay for sporks
Dinky120 5 years ago
oh that was cool nice film tricks
firehawkdancer 5 years ago
thankyou for reminding me of everything I want to be
chimeraseven 5 years ago
othafuckla i might have to bust a cap in yo red ass
craws 5 years ago
creepy,but cool.
xkarax62 5 years ago
yea man that was a bit freaky good but very freaky
mjcw23 5 years ago
beautiful and terrifying. I absolutely love it, haha
DarlingSoph 5 years ago
thankyou for reminding me of everything I dont want to be
itsmeyourdad 5 years ago
That video freaked me out.
tommy216 5 years ago
i felt like i was being brainwashed. nicely done.
SikesFox 5 years ago
i wanna message you,
amadfook3r 5 years ago
you sweaty, sweaty man.
beezbosagangsta 5 years ago
Okay, I'm not even lying... Last night I had a dream that I was carrying that huge fork around.
DemonicHarmonic 5 years ago
does this world need this now?
iangardiner 5 years ago
YOU ARE THE BEST!
KIDWITHChEMICALS 5 years ago
weird.
nojokeva 5 years ago
hey this is art! I get it, lets make a spork we'll never forget, hehe
LaraHastings 5 years ago
you fail at art
Viper1616 5 years ago
Dude, I thought that was awesome!
seniorfrito 5 years ago
good
jamesromios 5 years ago
when he says close you eyes.. just do so XD
hilarious :P
redarrow7216 5 years ago
one word..Freak?
Rock On
dropkick2114 5 years ago
i dun get this...
iraqizizou 5 years ago
Together, we make a spork. =bows= Wait, =doesn't bow=
You scare me too much to bow, exposing my bare neck and everything---
kootonii 5 years ago
haha this guys so far gone...checkout his bloody website...one too many hits and he just never came back....just lost in his own world...
tmfkat 5 years ago
Are you on Drugs? If so I can recommend you to an institute that CAN HELP YOU. Just ask And I'm here
Tally148 5 years ago
why not
oudine 5 years ago
Omg your gross thats jsut god damn WEIRD
xSxcLilLaydeex 5 years ago
nice fork
lemonpopieseed 5 years ago
wow...that compelled me to close my eyes. though I don't quite feel like making sporks anytime soon. I'm far too young for that.
tamswashere 5 years ago
a froon
bongo13 5 years ago
woah lol tho ha
ILuvReznor 5 years ago
OH MY GOD!
u just wasted 3min of my life!!
zlurv 5 years ago
I'm not worried about how much time you have on your hands. Or where you got this idea from. What I'm really worried about is... Where did you get that skull thing from, and where can I get one?
DemonicHarmonic 5 years ago
i like.
meyagoddess 5 years ago
No. That was really bad.
PhoenixSMS 5 years ago
....this, was retarded lol,,but entertaining for some reasong
xxc3lld4m4gexx 5 years ago
this is gonna give me nightmares...
NinjaGirl07 5 years ago
If we make a spork, we must be made for each other. But it would never work out, baby, 'cuz I'm high maintenance and would become jealous of your costumes.
fireeater87 5 years ago
Mein Gott das vas gut! Me name am Wolfgang. Me am from Lindhorst, Germany and me have thick Chinese accent. Me am really love das clip. You am dressed like Kaiser Mao of das Wilhelm Ming Dynasty. You am look gut dressed like a Kaiser. Me am bow to you sire. Love, Wolfgang bin von China.
wolfgangchinese 5 years ago
Kaiser me am ask you favor since me am German man who am have thick Chinese accent. You am take spoon and fork and make word spork. You am can mix words for chopsticks and bierstein? Me am hope you am will do this next. Love, Wolfgang bin von Huang Li China
wolfgangchinese 5 years ago
That sucked.
Yeh67 5 years ago
no good video:S
bwofan333 5 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YesterdaysNewspaper 5 years ago
You should stick to pland scripts, the Cowboy Rock thing was too fake. Sounded like you where adlibing and makeing it up as you go. Not sure if I like most of your other stuff simply becuase they are annoying. Your Theatrics are nice. all and all I think you show some Talent for the theater. best of luck in your work. Sorry about the two comments. Wouldn't let me fit it in one...
TeddieeB 5 years ago
You are truely randomly hilarious!!
casaja3 5 years ago
lmfao, what the hell?
kittiepaws712 5 years ago
its random, but man, it is addicting to watch. and catchy. reminds me of the Hard E i took last night at a party. :D
yablokov 5 years ago
Oh I get it. Another one of life's little mysteries solved. Thank you Mr. Bress.
lugerweb 5 years ago
WTS??? and i repeat... WTS???
MunchyDirt 5 years ago
uuuhhh... ...ya i can see, i dont get it.
what sport?!?!
ocho600 5 years ago
He said "spork" not "sport"
GrimReaperMort 5 years ago
he said spork... spoon fork
lordnanunanu 5 years ago
gay
froobz 5 years ago
what an ugly mask drugs are, to bad you never had a teacher to teach you how to reach ecstacy, which drugs are like a drop in water, compared to that ocean
seattleshaman 5 years ago
I've taken LSD and this brings back fond memories
aidanoconnor 5 years ago
Brilliant comment! LMAO!
jimdeero 5 years ago
thats a nice wtf
otto21690 5 years ago
wtf
froobz 5 years ago
wtf dude, this is the most random thing ever. lmao its histerical
csazarak 5 years ago
w...t...f... ?
vman416 5 years ago
Someone tried to cross-breed an Oompa-Loompa with Dr Evil. Whoa nice hat. Are you french?
xchylerjfk 5 years ago
...some people really need to get a hobey!!!
stickheronatrollpenc 5 years ago
What the hell that was creepy!
PandoraSpox 5 years ago
I like it very much. :)
PaoieStarkey 5 years ago
huh
SLT23C 5 years ago
wtf? i love you.
MorganIvy 5 years ago
Okay?
YummieWE 5 years ago
No mr. bress. We do not make a spork. We make a Fpoon!!!
WoolySpud 5 years ago
O_O
mybestdeceptions 5 years ago
ur face is beat red!!!!
pixiedust867 5 years ago
wtf ... why was that guy dressed all proper lol
catlips 5 years ago
what the hell is this
fry7471 5 years ago
That was cool
midnight7335 5 years ago
Hey, at least he's expressing his insanity in a peaceful, entertaining and original way, this is his therapy I think, more power to you man!
NAMI781 5 years ago
that was a waste of time. and you are a waste of a soul.
slyshad0w 5 years ago
Sick people there is... Maaaaan, get help...
HKH73 5 years ago
really, really pointless... Too repetitive to be creative, result of waaaaay to much crack smokage
serjndestroy 5 years ago
wtf?
justinburt1 5 years ago
did not grab my attention
pblichfeldt 5 years ago
lmao 4:30am you scared me..its ok though i liked it :P
i wanna spork you
dasleppy 5 years ago
haha...that was awsome. It was complete randomness...which owns!
fangsofnature 5 years ago
that felt like a bad acid trip.
greek87 5 years ago
I like when your behind the chair and you and then the spork thing... maybe change it up a bit though hehe
UnicornIncognito 5 years ago
That guy need to consult a psychologist!!!
zedek12 5 years ago
am i the only one thats confused here?
mikedude157 5 years ago
weird but good
Medivth 5 years ago
i really like you a lot.
cecyx3switchfoot 5 years ago
i did that once but there was a knife involved and i was purple and i was in the queen of englands house
rayman924 5 years ago
hes on drugs
jww2124 5 years ago
that was terrible, i hate your skin color.
audacityx 5 years ago
It's makeup, fucktard.
p0llenp0ny 5 years ago
it mind numing
leyenne 5 years ago
OMFG, WTF is that... fucking scary as hell.
Ares310788 5 years ago
hardcore, you, me, together we make a spork
togetherwemakeaSPork 5 years ago
nevermind I saw the rest and the slow mo rocked ass...
UnicornIncognito 5 years ago
WTF!!!!
ldydthstrk 5 years ago
this one is the first vid of you i ever seen, and i love it.
stew002 5 years ago
very scary
HuntsmanProductions 5 years ago
Wow...that was certainly different - I found that when I closed my eyes I couldn't see you, but then I opened them again and I could see you - funny how that works. Once I got over the strangeness of this; I actually didn't mind this.
Barfsoup 5 years ago
Tha was..
was so..
Scary..
haha
labandaamiga 5 years ago
Thanks. The costume was good, The start was a little unsure, but contributed to the tension. perhaps that was deliberate. Let's have more of this. Quantum Theatre....If it makes sense...It's not quantum! Schroedinger's Cat gets real mad, and scratches your face when s/he leaps out of the box!
WarzSchoolchild 5 years ago
Hey that happened to me once..
gdunker 5 years ago
THAT WAS SCARY AS HELL.
toratoritore 5 years ago
Interesting visual art.
sainter1 5 years ago
i hate you
robowns 5 years ago
great great great
!
Elienation 5 years ago
I'm not sure what to think... but I like it.
sigilvii 5 years ago
Reminds me of Maxfield Parrish's print work.
imp1us 5 years ago
its kind of creepy, but im facinated, i can't look away. Im addicted
grimlinggibbons 5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB1ta2LmTAU
jcdtlnt 5 years ago
Wonderful tableau; a boring backbeat; repetitive. Appears to be a Disgaea character intro, much disaffected by ketamine, puerile method of address, and non-hypoallergenic cold cream (red.) Perhaps this is designed to make very people...stop autonomic function to make organs available for harvest?
Schmucky outing.
SteveNordqu 5 years ago
I actually enjoyed that. I see others above me were nasty but it was damm imaginative! The effects, the constant repetitive question and statement, only, over and over and over again. Just awesome.Great job. TYYT
Furnifur 5 years ago
Yes.
grillboy 5 years ago
ey cool vid !! can ya plz check out mine ! thkx
mikey6060 5 years ago
You are my newest hero
suddendevice 5 years ago
i die laughing when i see this, i dont know why.
courtthegreat413 5 years ago
wow....
justordinaryme 5 years ago
this isnt cool at all or funny. its just annoying sori
charleegirl 5 years ago
waaaah this is so fuckin senseless... it really scares me
shortydeluexe 5 years ago
i heat you too!
turtur 5 years ago
hahaha your red hot baby!
ybinteresting 5 years ago
what.... the.... fuck? someone needs to lay off the acid. lol this is like the reslt of a bad trip or something...
chaaalieboy 5 years ago
I actualy liked this...I feel like I just ate a 10 strip, or some rolls....or....where are my pants....spork? see can you me? good night
endthisall 5 years ago
wow. big fucking utensils.
where do you buy such big fucking utensils?
especially red ones?
Reva00 5 years ago
i hate you
askagain5to5 5 years ago
you have way too much free time on your hands XD
MeLuvDib16 5 years ago
Dude...what's wrong with you? Is everybody on drugs here?? Unbelievable...
jimbothefonzo 5 years ago
you...........strange..........strange..............person ..........................ROCK AND ROLL !!! XD
LittleGrim 5 years ago
I dont know weather to laugh or be worried for this one ! I like it though.. I mean damm you put a set together and everything to do these videos... THe music is mega creepy reminds me of that MOvie the Cell.. But its etched in my head..Everyone i showed it too said your a killer nut case ... SO on that note can ya tell me why ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, can you see me? lmao together we make a spork ! LOL
Azuremuse 5 years ago