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  • wtf??

  • this is amazing!

  • ok, I suppose to have great sense of humor -so i've been told- but this...

    come on guys... Let's face the facts.

    this man needs medical help.

    don't laugh with sick people.

  • haha you amuse meh

  • in a right spork the fork is on the top you little mango bango!

    to keep the roasted stuff on the top and the boiling soup at the bottom!!

    this you should know at least!

  • i love your outfit that time

  • when i watched this the first time this is what i looked like :O.

    but then i watched it like the 2nd time and i craked up.

    and now i show EVERYONE!

  • you are one of the coolest guys i know.

  • the 1st time i saw this i thought it was completely stupid and lame, but the 2nd and 3rd times i watched it, it was so much funnier. kinda like the movie, napolean dynamite. but yeah, this guy has to be on drugs, lol. :P

  • i love this, it cracks me up. i hope its suppose to be funny

  • WHat a trike

  • stuffs awesome man want to drop ya a line email wise maybe if yur ever in nyc we could plan an evning at sum venues--bb

  • do u use drugs?

  • bird make noodle on a telephone ham it up, again maybe fifty or two win win situation going home bye bye see action brand egg. Fierce video proper add invader ever make. Flap flap flap!!!

  • Great and catchy.

  • wow ur comment souds really intellegent markmurray and how would you know about a dogs hard on?

  • I love this video.

  • THIS IS FUCKING STUPID YOU RED IDIOT PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE. YOU REMIND ME OF A RED FUCKING PIECE of SHIT. YOUR AS RED AS A DOGS HARD-ON!!!

  • OH MY GOD. please rephrain from speaking.

  • man...i'm so jealous.  Well, not really. But this is a cool video.

  • I see the desire not to be alone

  • ok that was really annoying and ja HUGE waste o time

  • This is a fucking weird video - kinda reminds me of that program called "The Mighty Boosh" for some reason. Neways its weird but in a good way...i think.

  • looooooooooser

  • i bet you had alot of paddlings in elementary school...rock on dude.

  • i love your video

    but i think you might be annorying as fucking hell in real life

  • me you together we make a spork :] yay for sporks

  • oh that was cool nice film tricks

  • thankyou for reminding me of everything I want to be

  • othafuckla i might have to bust a cap in yo red ass

  • creepy,but cool.

  • yea man that was a bit freaky good but very freaky

  • beautiful and terrifying. I absolutely love it, haha

  • thankyou for reminding me of everything I dont want to be

  • That video freaked me out.

  • i felt like i was being brainwashed. nicely done.

  • i wanna message you,

  • you sweaty, sweaty man.

  • Okay, I'm not even lying... Last night I had a dream that I was carrying that huge fork around.

  • does this world need this now?

  • YOU ARE THE BEST!

  • weird.

  • hey this is art! I get it, lets make a spork we'll never forget, hehe

  • you fail at art

  • Dude, I thought that was awesome!

  • good

  • when he says close you eyes.. just do so XD

    hilarious :P

  • one word..Freak?

    Rock On

  • i dun get this...

  • Together, we make a spork. =bows= Wait, =doesn't bow=

    You scare me too much to bow, exposing my bare neck and everything---

  • haha this guys so far gone...checkout his bloody website...one too many hits and he just never came back....just lost in his own world...

  • Are you on Drugs? If so I can recommend you to an institute that CAN HELP YOU. Just ask And I'm here

  • why not

  • Omg your gross thats jsut god damn WEIRD

  • nice fork

  • wow...that compelled me to close my eyes. though I don't quite feel like making sporks anytime soon. I'm far too young for that.

  • a froon

  • woah lol tho ha

  • OH MY GOD!

    u just wasted 3min of my life!!

  • I'm not worried about how much time you have on your hands. Or where you got this idea from. What I'm really worried about is... Where did you get that skull thing from, and where can I get one?

  • i like.

  • No. That was really bad.

  • ....this, was retarded lol,,but entertaining for some reasong

  • this is gonna give me nightmares...

  • If we make a spork, we must be made for each other. But it would never work out, baby, 'cuz I'm high maintenance and would become jealous of your costumes.

  • Mein Gott das vas gut! Me name am Wolfgang. Me am from Lindhorst, Germany and me have thick Chinese accent. Me am really love das clip. You am dressed like Kaiser Mao of das Wilhelm Ming Dynasty. You am look gut dressed like a Kaiser. Me am bow to you sire. Love, Wolfgang bin von China.

  • Kaiser me am ask you favor since me am German man who am have thick Chinese accent. You am take spoon and fork and make word spork. You am can mix words for chopsticks and bierstein? Me am hope you am will do this next. Love, Wolfgang bin von Huang Li China

  • That sucked.

  • no good video:S

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • You should stick to pland scripts, the Cowboy Rock thing was too fake. Sounded like you where adlibing and makeing it up as you go. Not sure if I like most of your other stuff simply becuase they are annoying. Your Theatrics are nice. all and all I think you show some Talent for the theater. best of luck in your work. Sorry about the two comments. Wouldn't let me fit it in one...

  • You are truely randomly hilarious!!

  • lmfao, what the hell?

  • its random, but man, it is addicting to watch. and catchy. reminds me of the Hard E i took last night at a party. :D

  • Oh I get it. Another one of life's little mysteries solved. Thank you Mr. Bress.

  • WTS??? and i repeat... WTS???

  • uuuhhh... ...ya i can see, i dont get it.

    what sport?!?!

  • He said "spork" not "sport"

  • he said spork... spoon fork

  • gay

  • what an ugly mask drugs are, to bad you never had a teacher to teach you how to reach ecstacy, which drugs are like a drop in water, compared to that ocean

  • I've taken LSD and this brings back fond memories

  • Brilliant comment! LMAO!

  • thats a nice wtf

  • wtf

  • wtf dude, this is the most random thing ever. lmao its histerical

  • w...t...f... ?

  • Someone tried to cross-breed an Oompa-Loompa with Dr Evil. Whoa nice hat. Are you french?

  • ...some people really need to get a hobey!!!

  • What the hell that was creepy!

  • I like it very much. :)

  • huh

  • wtf? i love you.

  • Okay?

  • No mr. bress. We do not make a spork. We make a Fpoon!!!

  • O_O

  • ur face is beat red!!!!

  • wtf ... why was that guy dressed all proper lol

  • what the hell is this

  • That was cool

  • Hey, at least he's expressing his insanity in a peaceful, entertaining and original way, this is his therapy I think, more power to you man!

  • that was a waste of time. and you are a waste of a soul.

  • Sick people there is... Maaaaan, get help...

  • really, really pointless... Too repetitive to be creative, result of waaaaay to much crack smokage

  • wtf?

  • did not grab my attention

  • lmao 4:30am you scared me..its ok though i liked it :P

    i wanna spork you

  • haha...that was awsome. It was complete randomness...which owns!

  • that felt like a bad acid trip.

  • I like when your behind the chair and you and then the spork thing... maybe change it up a bit though hehe

  • That guy need to consult a psychologist!!!

  • am i the only one thats confused here?

  • weird but good

  • i really like you a lot.

  • i did that once but there was a knife involved and i was purple and i was in the queen of englands house

  • hes on drugs

  • that was terrible, i hate your skin color.

  • It's makeup, fucktard.

  • it mind numing

  • OMFG, WTF is that... fucking scary as hell.

  • hardcore, you, me, together we make a spork

  • nevermind I saw the rest and the slow mo rocked ass...

  • WTF!!!!

  • this one is the first vid of you i ever seen, and i love it.

  • very scary

  • Wow...that was certainly different - I found that when I closed my eyes I couldn't see you, but then I opened them again and I could see you - funny how that works. Once I got over the strangeness of this; I actually didn't mind this.

  • Tha was..

    was so..

    Scary..

    haha

  • Thanks. The costume was good, The start was a little unsure, but contributed to the tension. perhaps that was deliberate. Let's have more of this. Quantum Theatre....If it makes sense...It's not quantum! Schroedinger's Cat gets real mad, and scratches your face when s/he leaps out of the box!

  • Hey that happened to me once..

  • THAT WAS SCARY AS HELL.

  • Interesting visual art.

  • i hate you

  • great great great

    !

  • I'm not sure what to think... but I like it.

  • Reminds me of Maxfield Parrish's print work.

  • its kind of creepy, but im facinated, i can't look away. Im addicted

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=OB1ta2LmTAU

  • Wonderful tableau; a boring backbeat; repetitive. Appears to be a Disgaea character intro, much disaffected by ketamine, puerile method of address, and non-hypoallergenic cold cream (red.) Perhaps this is designed to make very people...stop autonomic function to make organs available for harvest?

    Schmucky outing.

  • I actually enjoyed that. I see others above me were nasty but it was damm imaginative! The effects, the constant repetitive question and statement, only, over and over and over again. Just awesome.Great job. TYYT

  • Yes.

  • ey cool vid !! can ya plz check out mine ! thkx

  • You are my newest hero

  • i die laughing when i see this, i dont know why.

  • wow....

  • this isnt cool at all or funny. its just annoying sori

  • waaaah this is so fuckin senseless... it really scares me

  • i heat you too!

  • hahaha your red hot baby!

  • what.... the.... fuck? someone needs to lay off the acid. lol this is like the reslt of a bad trip or something...

  • I actualy liked this...I feel like I just ate a 10 strip, or some rolls....or....where are my pants....spork? see can you me? good night

  • wow. big fucking utensils.

    where do you buy such big fucking utensils?

    especially red ones?

  • i hate you

  • you have way too much free time on your hands XD

  • Dude...what's wrong with you? Is everybody on drugs here?? Unbelievable...

  • you...........strange.........­.strange..............person ..........................ROCK AND ROLL !!! XD

  • I dont know weather to laugh or be worried for this one ! I like it though.. I mean damm you put a set together and everything to do these videos... THe music is mega creepy reminds me of that MOvie the Cell.. But its etched in my head..Everyone i showed it too said your a killer nut case ... SO on that note can ya tell me why ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, can you see me? lmao together we make a spork ! LOL

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