Gooze (2000)

[BloodyWolfClaws]

I think I had some of this stuff and remember it smelling funny lol.

[XanthanLazarus]

Poor Goo Girls being marketed as a childrens toy.

[giranator123]

they returned gak and floam but gooze can they revive that?

[Fallenangel2904]

Talk about childhood commercials melodies that bring you back. Nickelodeon would play this shit a zillion times a day. Brings me back. Holy shit I miss my childhood!

[prettyprep3]

I remember getting this for Christmas, throwing it on my bedroom ceiling seeing if it really bounced, and it stuck there. I tried to take it off and it left a stain there. To this day, it's still up there.

[MorganLostthegame767]

I remembered when I was a kid my dad got me some for my birthday. That same day my brother threw it in the dirt. There was no saving it after that...

[popcornandcake]

There is still a huge spot behind my old bedroom door where I got this stuff stuck in the rug :D!

[acoti]

*Straw not included* LOLOL

[BBQPandaCakes]

I still have some of the glow in the dark gooze on my wall... I could never get it off 0_0

Oh, sweet childhood

[az1nkidd]

"How big can you blow it?" lol...

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

I remember this. I got some as a gift, but I got it on someone's really expensive couch and she was mad at me for about a month.

[dancebrittany23]

A parents worst nightmare....

[xmilkteax]

Straw not included?! YOU CHEAPSKATE BASTARDS! Where on earth am I supposed to find my own straw??!

[JEHMSZ]

@drumfreek124

Yes, they use the *Frrt* noise for the new 2012 Gak at Toys R Us!!!

[Darkblossomxx]

i remember this shit!!

[IrkSpooky]

you get this shit on the carpet and it never comes out

[darkreaper1044]

It's amazing to hear the difference in advertisement theme songs. If kids heard this song today they would be like "this is gay" yet back when I was like 6 that was the shit...hahaha

[SpunkStalker101]

I was lovin' me some Gooze when I was 8. My mom would get so PISSED, it would dry up and there would be little glittery, rubbery bits all over the carpet that couldn't be sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.

[menard98]

they are running out of ideas for toys.

[samusiscool]

If u ever had gooze, u wud remember how horrible it smelled

[amandachristina123]

i totally remember this! and im only 13 :O (my parents let me watch waaay too much tv as a 3 year old)

[speeps84]

@amandachristina123 you were 1 when they were showing these ads

[amandachristina123]

@speeps84 but i remember seeing this when i was 4 years old

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I remember getting this for my 6th birthday and getting this shit all over the carpet... it never came out!

[coolguy0291]

@ShortFingeredShreder Lol yea I dropped in on the carpet as soon as I opened the container and got in so much trouble

[Floobegusted]

I had four tubs of this, I had pineapple scented, old sneaker scented (which my Mother and Dad hated and my mother regretted buying so I used to play with that in my room), I had pink to clear colour-changing and I had glittery green.

[Sporevideomaker]

I think they made fun of this on Family Guy.

[coolchillrock]

I got a free sample of this stuff in a magazine.

Best two hours of my life.

[loveforlogos]

0:30

"Flying Colors"

ROFL!

[MsNicochico]

wow Nick was good until the canceled all that the amanda show etc. so basically 2005... now i want a Nick time blaster for my bday well i will never find that all i have is an ipod alarm clock that goes on buzz all the time

[darkwrath174]

kinda makes me wonder how many dumb ass kids try to eat it just to see how it taste

[JulianBagBeans]

theyre all vibratior shapes

[Katindabox]

I remember I got a package of this stuff for Christmas when I was maybe 6. That night, my brother promptly got it stuck in my hair and my dad had to de-tangle my hair for over an hour and we ended up throwing the Gooze away

[1967WEDway]

I remember having this years ago. I tried blowing it up with a straw, but I accidentally inhaled and I got really sick, like a rash in my mouth and clear down my throat.

[elisarun]

lmao i remember i asked for this for christmas when it first came out..

[sailormoonfan224]

This product must have been a nightmare for my parents. It stuck to everything, and I would forget to put it away and some parts would dry out.

All I do is mention the word to my mother and she cringes and says not to remind her. XD

[dan8889]

Stewie: I WANT IT!!!!

[zsumner0804]

I remember this!



[mibevan]

watch this with yur eyes closed

[girlstorm09]

when i first got this i didnt know it could get stuck in hair and i made earings out of it and put some on both of my ears and made them loop shaped....and they then it end up getting stuck in my hair my mom had to get it out...and it seemed like forever....never did that again lol

[brentkamens]

@girlstorm09 yeah that shit is a bitch to get out of hair... it hurts :)

[eron6226]

I got this stuff stuck to my carpet ^^^^ and my mom kicked my ass lol

[MrBananaMask]

I bought a bunch of this before and fucked it.

[LittleTim03]

Mine had hair and lint balls in it and smelled like crap after the first day lol

[coropa1996]

my mom almost killed me when i put it under our coffee table and it got stuck in the carpet, good times

[nicoleex330]

ohmygosh i remember this!!! i got it stuck in my bed and i couldnt get it of hahahhaa

[morikahjo]

You knew your parents hated you when they bought you a packet of this stuff. Sure, it was fun for a while, but they beat the crap out of you when it stained the carpet/blanket. Kinda made you rethink asking for that wooden paddle with the stupid pink ball and string attached to it....we all know what it was used for when the string broke! :/

[drumfreek124]

The fart sounds like a censor. "How loud can you *frrrt* it!?"

[OHeyItsClara]

@drumfreek124 Hahahaha!!!! So true!

[IAmNotAFunguy]

I remember that was a powerup in the game Nicktoons Racing. You dropped it on the road and the next character to drive over it would get slingshoted back and forth for a few seconds.

[jazzanie]

That shit did not bounce for me

[TheSprinkleCupcake]

I was never allowed to have this. :(

[M567dk]

Man, this brought back a few messy memories. :)

[thrashmetalkills]

Haha I remember getting this... Its still permanently hardened into my carpet! Lol

[REGG92]

I had this as a kid......all it did was make a damn mess >:(

[DJ4000VOLT]

i had this

[musicfreakk1]

i remember this shit haha it said for ages like 8+ or something and I was 6 when I got it and I thought the cashier was going to yell at me lmao

[foopiez]

Limbo with Gooze? good luck if that shit gets

in your hair

[Shashalovestootsie]

in persian booze means fart lol

[skyemarine]

i had this, damn i feel old.

[alphawolf446]

Still a stain on my moms $1,000 carpet because of that stuff will never forget it lol

[showstoppin890]

@alphawolf446

I had a stain on my carpet in my room for a LONG time! :P

[M200XL]

Wasn't this like the last nickelodeon molding/slime toy?

[WolfxCharmer]

My mother got SO PISSED at me for making a mess with this! LOL Good times. T^T I miss them...

[kitkatcutie520]

I actually had some of this stuff. I miss those years :(

[SpeakMyMind500]

i want some of that. its 2011 and im still saying i want some. lol

[Supersonic415]

@SpeakMyMind500 sorry buddy but i don't think toy stores sell this anymore but if you search hard enough you could find somewhere

[trollolololololo]

wow, this was ELEVEN years ago...the kids that this should be marketed to today weren't even born then...

[kevvy9gorillazfan]

My left ear is sad :(

[MultiWazza13]

looks like jizz

[Rexillius9]

I had some of this stuff that smelled like rotten fish. I was forced to throw it away

[josephSwall]

i love how when we first seen this we all wanted it now we look at it almost 13 years later and we all think of the most perved thinks!!! lol i love growing up lol

[chachachic14]

I got this stuck in my hair once... my mom was pissed.

[mapmaster11]

My brother had one and it got stuck on the ceiling

[mibevan]

try watching this with your eyes closed and not try to laugh from 0:05 to the end

[anothervirtamundo]

tubgirl?

[tubegirl93]

@anothervirtamundo yea i know its a stupid name. i made it when i was like 12 or something =/

[anothervirtamundo]

@tubegirl93 aw! no I wasn't making fun of it. I just noticed that it bears a striking resemblance to tubgirl...which is something you don't want to see if you haven't already.

[tubegirl93]

@anothervirtamundo o, ok. i'll take ur word on it. is it like porno or something...

[CartridgeJunkie64]

@tubegirl93 It's worse...

[xalener]

@tubegirl93

A girl upside down in a tub having explosive diarrhea on her own face. Do. Not. Look. Up.

[drumfreek124]

@xalener After that very visual description, no one will look that up.

[LuvMePeople]

@tubegirl93

A famous internet photo of a fat asian lady in a bathtub gushing orange diarrhea onto her face and into her open mouth.

[Kato128rs]

@tubegirl93 To answer you, it's an extremely graphic image involving body fluids. Your name is kinda close to it, so I get what he was getting at.

[pretearking]

@anothervirtamundo I was curious so, I googled it and now I'm grossed out. :/

[CBXweb]

This is /not/ what comes out of a pregnant woman when I squish her stomach?

[Nazrat84]

I thought the straw was included... apparently not.

[KJPDude]

I remember my cousin accidentally got this crap in my hair.

Longest shower ever.

[BigJackFilms]

"how big can you blow it?"

well my girlfriend blew mine pretty big, but she got white gooze on her face XD

[imagenious11]

@BigJackFilms You don't have a girlfriend.

[earthrose93]

OMG i wanted gooze so bad when i was little.

[lovefitch]

I remember I was obsessed with this shit when I was a kid. Yup. Huge Gooze stain on the carpet to prove it. Never came out!

[sumotaby]

my parents worst nightmare. The carpets were never the same

[vinylsoda892]

the straw is also made of Gooze

[TheCaptain008]

Spongebob! 0:14

[pyronable]

Those were the days. I had that until it got all hairy and stuff.

[coolmint191]

I had the one that looks like a purple fist on the bottom right

[IlikepurpleXP]

THAT THING SMELLED GOOD :D

[unknowndeoxys00]

The Gooze I had was purple and I spilled some of it in my dad's truck. Now it's this hardened slab, forever stuck on the upholstery. xD

[WarHero5265]

Lol I had it then I lost it forever :( I miss these types of toys! I'm 14 and I miss the awesome toys I had when I was lil!!

[isaacp170]

how big can you blow it?

[marvelfreek94]

Oh i had that! I had a purple rocket ship and did all the stuff on the commercial. I had floam too!

[aboutashow]

my parents wouldn't buy me Gooze because I was a "young lady." hmph...

[xlukasaurx]

XD i remeber this stuff i loved it

[GMasis001]

but can it blend???

[KEjTaylor3]

I remember this, it made me itch

[yxrcbszg]

oozinater is worse

[DisneyBlackJet]

You can't even imagine how badly I used to want this...

[AmazingAmanda09]

man i took this stuff every where it was the best until it got full of hair, dirt, and air bubbles. I think the best part was when it started to dry up and smell like a foot and i hid it in my brothers room. It stunk the whole room up haha!

[1mermaidbethany]

Yep out old couch had a big stain right on the arm from the purple gooze xD lol

[ThisGuyIsClassy]

This commercial has "that's what she said" written all over.

[MissPopularCulture]

Now they have freaking ipads. 

[randomlyrandomized]

I loved this stuff!!! This was all I wanted for Christmas one year and I got a collection of it! Couldn't remember what it was called and I've been looking for it! Here it is. Moss these days! They dnt make fun stuff like this anymore!

[Darklurkr]

0:15 How loud can I **** it? Pretty loud.

[ilovefall08]

i remember this! i can't believe it :o

[xjkx90]

nickelodion sucks except for penguins for madagascar

[PercyandDuckfan94]

I remember those before! I had one years ago!

[twilightcasanova3]

i used to want this

[BlazingSaddle1]

Omg I got this for christmas one year. SO MUCH FUN! untill you get it on the carpet.

Especially when that carpet is covered in chocolate lab fur. lol XD

[fewaq]

haha i forgot about this!!!!!!!!

[samater16]

I always wanted the clear one :(

[Supersonic415]

@samater16 i'm sorry if i'm clarifying this color of gooze but it looks like sperm

[samater16]

@Supersonic415 Like I was thinking about that when I was 8 (sarcasm). The Oozinator looks like sperm.

[Supersonic415]

@samater16 oh my, as mike mozart would say i mean really, do you think they knew

[spo0kyxr0mance]

mine got covered with dog hair in minutes. haha.

[FromA2mee]

can someone tell me where to find this? i can't find it online. i want the submarine one that had spongebob in it and the door one that i think was hey arnold but idk. can someone tell me where i can find it?

[Adisayam1989]

@FromA2mee

Amazon website has only one left

[FromA2mee]

that's pretty much it, but i was looking for the ones that have the stretchy figures in them.

[mick3ygwashere]

GAK was better, they should have thought bout the Lyrics to this a little better also.

"How Big can you Blow it"???

Yeah, have fun with that.

[Mothkillgore]

I've been goozing all day.

[hackensac]

Goo

Gooooooo...

[KEjTaylor3]

My mom got me this but it gave me a rash.

[phatmic6922]

I used to be in love with this for some reason >_> I used to have the scented ones too...

[dillxdough]

it was fun until it dried out like a day later -_-

[SirFakeName]

@dillxdough lol

[xboxplaya420]

i make my own gooze

[MegaDrMC]

@xboxplaya420 i cant stop laughing after reading that

[imred3345l]

@xboxplaya420 wait wha- AAWWW I GET IT

[surfandsun94]

Omg I remember this!! I have a stain from it on my carpet when I was playing with it and it dried up and got stuck. haha it was the orange kind xD

[ecam90]

God damn it i want this :(

[yeahbuddy93]

goooze was delicious!!

[Laughosity]

I got that for my birthday and it was scented! Unfortunatly for me it was a dead fish version.

[cottoncandymcl]

lol i used to have the pink berry looking one, when i was like 6 then i moved onto the next big toy.......the goooze fell under my bed and got the air dried it out......needless to say, i feel like karma works in mysterious ways lol

[ForrestFire470]

I remember this,I used to have one of these when I was little,I had the glow in the dark goooze,but It never glew in the dark,Piece of Dud.But I still loved it.

hahaha :D