Blitz: The League II Injury (Ruptured Scrotum)

[PivotCommando]

NFL Blitz The League 2: Turning Men into Women since 2009

[goldenage47]

Thats fucked up

[EEBSGERIAPRODUCTIONS]

@5viking5 i'm guessing you scored on this play?

[TheWarriorz1979]

i just got tackled and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[mwreflexwiiplayer]

wherr do they put in the needle?

[SonofYukari]

lol hes okay =_= (jk)

[FuNkiNyOuUP]

that was his sac

[ChIgGaChOnCk]

Ew wtf

[nathanmckee723]

Do they have fake balls that you can put in there

[San45501]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Geez, I was planning on masturbating in a couple of minutes, now I'm not in the mood. Thanks.

[wirelessjt]

@San45501 lol This post is full of win =D.

[silverandblack89]

I was playing football, then i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!

[DJpookid]

And now there's jizz...in his pants

[shakenbakeha]

john madden"well if that was brett farve he would have gotten up from that one"

[shakenbakeha]

well he deffinatly jizzed... the real question is did he have an orgasm?

[WowOmgStudios]

Thumbs up to keep the joke alive..

Old Spice Hypnosis:

Look at my comment

Look at the video

think of a popping balloon

Look at your pants

You will feel a strange sensation in your gut & testicles.

If not, try again.

[Raven67891]

Johnny Cage Wins

Fatality

[MetalHeadJimi93]

What an erectile disfunction! lmao

[winr100]

"Ruptured Scrotum". In lamence terms that's: having one of your balls ripped open

[SothThe69th]

POP goes the gonads!

[alwaysazeldafan]

That was not a "Ruptured Scrotum" that was a full on testicle wambo combo!

[Stereotypeblackguy]

@alwaysazeldafan Testicles are your Scrotum

[supaman1395]

how can he even attempt to get up after that

[WiltisGod]

i really hoped they wouldnt show his skinless nuts...fuck!

[DancingSword]

WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY IS THIS NECESSARY.

[FrenzySliver]

ow

ow ow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

[babboonkill]

The first sports game to have semen splatter on the screen?

[DCkid2468910]

Random Injuries

Getting hit in the chest=Balls ripping off ( imagine that happening to you)

Getting hit in the balls= Broken Ribs

Getting hit in the head= Broken leg

Getting hit in the leg= Head concussion\cracking head open

Getting hit in the foot=broken wrist

Getting hit in the hand\forearm=broken ankle\shin

[mywifesafag]

don't worry everyone, a quick adrenaline shot to the back and he'll be back in the game in 3 plays!

[igothemdiabetiesinme]

@tocomeko123 im laughin so hard right nao

[Scooter102089]

Thank god this game is NOT in 3D or we'll get cummed on....

[Bigstarrocker9]

Thats gotta hurt! we'll not be seeing no family in his future

[action9984u]

yeah blood and gum comes out.

[TheD1V1N1TY]

omg this is how to lose a boner

[GODxOFxWAR100]

Ouch!!!!

[RobertThe5]

Holy fucking shit!

[ThwardHD]

this game is pretty discusting..

[DEADFRESHhou]

NOOOO WTF WTF IM NEVER PLAYING FOOTBALL AGAIN COACH DONT MAKE ME GO IN COACH I WANNA HAVE KIDS ONE DAY

[TheBenjaminBoyz]

At 0:11 is that jizz flyin everywhere?????

[aricaric18]

@TheBenjaminBoyz yes...thats sperm lol

[Icecool242]

w.

t.

f.

[umk23]

The quickest, easiest and cheapest to get a vasectomy, ladies and ball-holding gentlemen.

[Dspfanboy1]

thats fucked up



[verhappytoast]

Uhhhh, that's fucked up. Thumbs up if you agree

[ZnN321]

@verhappytoast Wesles!!!!!!!!! Wassup boy! We iz commentin on da same vid

[KoopstaKnicka]

@verhappytoast This belongs in Mortal Kombat 9

[verhappytoast]

Uhhhh, that's fucked up

[ZnN321]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT KER-SPLODED IN JIZZY GOODNESS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!

[jmcginnis86]

Can you say neutered?

[DarthZ01]

That's not ruptured, his fucking testicles exploded and one got torn off...

[wdfmomentz]

Isn't that why they're supposed to wear cups?

[germany057]

Jesus christ that would hurt.

[scholbandit]

trust me i 'm fast as hell and i can hit hard even harder then you and my mom wouldn't have a dick if she was a femnale which she is so that tells how much you know about women and i really want to rupture your scrotum so bad

[SSJasonX]

THAT ONE HURT MY MARBLE SACK

[awesomeproductions98]

JIZZ

[KillahChipmunk]

Is that his testicle sack looking at his kids go swinging xD

[08tayvion]

uh oh he is goin 2 be a virgin for da rest of his life

[whs33jneff]

he came on the camera!

[RayMysteryo]

i guess he just came in himself

[102293]

no kids for him

[MetalHeadJimi93]

He won't be having kids.

[gamerdude7171]

This is no mere rupture of the scrotum. This man is suffering from Terminal Explosive Testicle Syndrome, abbreviated TESD. There is, unfortunately, no treatment.

[w0w00t]

WHAT THE FUCK

[wooterz]

@Leozodiac It's really nothing like how the old NFL Blitz was, which makes me sad.

[wooterz]

@Leozodiac I think it was supposed to be, I mean, there's drugs and shit.

[teejayandjon]

I want to know what the designers were thinking when they made this cutscene.

Guy 1:"Well, we need Ideas to make the game fun and intuiti--"

Guy 2:"RUPTURED SCRRRRROTUM"

Guy 1:"...Brilliant."

[ohiostatsbuckeye]

this isnt football this is just a gay game for people who love to see people get hurt fuck this

[scholbandit]

@ohiostatsbuckeye your just scared to play a mans sport

[ohiostatsbuckeye]

@scholbandit no i play football but this video game isnt what football is about dumbass

[scholbandit]

@ohiostatsbuckeye i bet i can do the same to you

[ohiostatsbuckeye]

@scholbandit with ur fat ass i bet so

[scholbandit]

@ohiostatsbuckeye i'm not fat i would rupture your scrotum in real life just like how i play footballin real life

[scholbandit]

@ohiostatsbuckeye i wish i knew who you were in real life and i realy want to play football to rupture your scrotum

[ohiostatsbuckeye]

@scholbandit yea sure if you could run fast and hit people hard and not suck ur moms dick

[KillDozer123]

D8

There go his kids...all over the screen!

[DXFAN504]

talk about bustin a nut

[TheKingkyle666]

OMG THUMS UP IF U WANT FIFA TO BE LIKE THIS!

[aricaric18]

@TheKingkyle666 stfu u spamming fags

[TheKingkyle666]

@aricaric18 AHAHAHAAHAHAAH, u mad?

[aricaric18]

@TheKingkyle666 no u dumbasses spreading that shit is like asking if you can laugh at my joke

[TheKingkyle666]

@aricaric18 dumbasses? only one of me dickhead so its not a plural, learn english and STFU.

[PlayaMade215]

sperm got on the screen

[asteng454]

He needs viagra

[DemonsGlory]

Exaggerated game Seriously how do u get a ruptured scrotum from bein pushed

[5viking5]

@DemonsGlory I like to think of this game as the wrost case senarios that can happen playing football.

[DemonsGlory]

@5viking5 Sure but pushing someone isnt gonna make them have a ruptured scrotum

[butler993]

@5viking5 sur i do not want to play football no more

[nightmare0308]

@DemonsGlory if your leg slams down hard enough its very possilbe

[xxcjlxx]

@DemonsGlory It makes the game fun dumbass

[DemonsGlory]

@xxcjlxx No need for harsh language mcfaggot

[DemonsGlory]

Exaggerated game

[whatadoe]

haha what a garbage game

[boogabone]

i would kill myself after that

[1108hue]

now datz wat u call busting a nut

[MapleSephiroth]

@tocomeko123 hhahahahahahaahaha

[FancyLasPlagas]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[shutuphaveagreatday]

@FancyLasPlagas lol why thts disgusting he popped his balls!!!

[SuperGetonmylevel]

now i have to clean the spooge off my screen

[kxgghost]

jizz in my pants

[ewardy22]

@kxgghost loL!!!

[mikenewreach]

@kxgghost no its Jizzed in my sack

[asteng454]

holy shit that would hurt!!

[ThePlasticBowl]

This is why its hard for me to play this game this injury is just to horrible

[fabioitanhaem]

No more babies...

[xBeastlyNinja]

do u still play blits

[remimichael]

its a video game character and i felt bad

[tacoburn11]

mother of all injuries. I WOULD NOT WISH THIS EVEN TO MY WORST ENEMIES.

[JaYmAdSeXy172]

@tacoburn11 hell i would XXDD Braaaaaandon >.>

[suicidephukkem]

That looked like something out of a horror flick.

[gavtarr]

HE SKEET SKEET SKEET ON MHA SCREEN!

[lacrossepeter21]

SPERM!!!!

[TheChoko777]

@lacrossepeter21 GROSS HUH?

[FrEaKoZOid16739]

did that guy just seriously bust his balls by falling on the ground?

[KICKIN56]

@FrEaKoZOid16739 His thighs slapped them together and that was the out come

[baddude1337]

A fate worse than death.

[ZeDaxter]

My friend you can say goodbye to Babies.

[TheIronhide34]

CUMSHOT

[jazzmusicplayer]

does this injury put the player out for the season?

[greg12345999]

@jazzmusicplayer It would put me out for life.Wait i wouldent be able to put out. hahaha.

[cashcheck619]

smashed balls, it hurts just to get kicked down there so this must feel like fucking labor pain

[KC816KC]

Aw not that's just flat out disgusting.. Sperm all in my face.. he litterally just busted his nut.. :(

[TheJustinPCP]

just imagine having ur ball, like not attatched and like, hanging down ur sack, and havin ur sack FILLED with sperm, u would be pissing sperm LOL

[MarxcoHokage619]

#OMG right in the coin purse!

[Acid346]

Blitz has THE most ridiculious injuries ever but it's still funny as heck

[bugg333]

ruptured scrotum? i don't think so. that's: BUSTED BALLS.

[TQT500]

nasty!

[Realjhad]

#WTF Jizzed

[rthavi]

Did my screen just get teh splooj?

[bmg50barrett]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME

[Mamboi]

#LOL

[IshidaTheQuincy]

OH MY GOD

FUCKING

[ParadoxNG]

the fuck was that?

[godkilleroswin]

good...video game..

[FoolyCooly1]

Why the fuck is this is a football game?

[michaelsoftman]

WHO THE HELL WOULD PUT THIS IN THE GAME?! Why couldn't it just be like "INJURED SCROTUM" instead of SHOWING IT HAPPEN

[BlazeHedgehog]

@michaelsoftman It does that with all injuries. If you break a bone, it shows the bone being broken. It's supposed to make it more "hardcore". This game also features the dangers of abusing performance-enhancing drugs. It's supposed to be about the "darker side of professional football".

[StealthKitten]

What.

[vash47]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[hardware72]

Facial: The FPS

It's like I'm really getting jizzed on!

[MrFriendlyFella]

DEAR GOD

[DragonFist2500]

What the HELL did I just see?

[DWAfan1312]

this has got to be the most funny comments from everybody i have ever heard that will happen if u dont put on ur cup

[rockmonkey11]

Oh, man. There's nothing worse than getting a ruptured scrotum. But it's even worse if you get one in the winter. That's a severe case of blue balls!

[Tellthatruth]

Please, just shoot me in the back of the head afterwards. Don't wanna live through that.

[bluedevil43055]

now that's what i call erectile disfunction

[DaBobsta1997]

@bluedevil43055 lol

[rilerr]

omg he spermed my pc screen

[MrYkj123]

o_o

[hoodnigguh123]

no more babies o.o

[Bobofjudia]

ow, ow, ow, OW!

[fu619fu]

Was that sperm??? eew...

[95Dan]

THATS GOTTA HURT!!! lol

[IChingaTuMadre]

And that's why we have cups...

[irvin3839]

was that sperm

[rko320]

i just felt that from watching

[StewieRock303]

LOL me 2

=]

[ImThatGuyUwishUwere1]

heeeyyyy dont worry it grows back......i think

[WarLord12321]

he should have worn his cup!

[MRCONNORDUDE]

OMG WTF???????!?!?!?!?!??!

[officerownage]

fuckin dirty

[Backalleypeprally]

What does it rupture against? xD

[Jacko459]

Your pelvis.

[FireShadow76]

ahhhhh, and u see "white stuff" come out while its breaking. lmao, ouch

[thelilfatkid]

erm.... is it just me, or does it look like his penis went back into himself and came isnide him. thats just waht it looks like.

[Wierdplaceflms]

@thelilfatkid That was his ballsack exploding.

[RichHobOmg]

i dont want to play football now :0

[Wierdplaceflms]

@RichHobOmg Don't worry, athletic supporters will make sure nothing like this happens to you.

[Bigstarrocker9]

now thats someone that got there "balls to the wall"

[metalruler19874]

ooohhhh that would be painful

[stephenharperbest2]

shitttttttttt, a friend stopped jerking off for a week after watching this

[CheeseWreck]

haha, this made me jack off

[guitaristanime]

hilarious. Though you have some issues, go see an executioner.

[andrewvrodriguez]

longest lard lol

[SharpShocks]

that hurts just watching!

[apimpnamedsirslick]

you gotta protect the mcnuggets

[ThePhantomTollbooth1]

@apimpnamedsirslick hahaha good one

[apimpnamedsirslick]

@ThePhantomTollbooth1 thank you

[SKULLYARD29]

@apimpnamedsirslick i love that film lol

[apimpnamedsirslick]

@SKULLYARD29 lol I do too

[RavensRule97]

taking "busting a nut" and "balls to the wall" to a whole new level

[hoodnigguh123]

should've worn a cup

[MichiganLuc]

He literally busted a nut. lol

[xD3ATHxR3BORNx]

He was like, "OH MY BALLS". Epic Longest Yard reference. :P