Ask The Sufferer

[HailToTheMoturas]

Karkat needs a hug

I volunteer myself

[NimbusFilms]

PROTOMEN SONG FTW

[Tygerisme101]

why can't I hug all these trolls?!

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

it's a shame that trolls don't have dads....He'd be a good father. :)

[TheFoppyRed]

The Protomen...? THE FUCKING DAY WAS COMPLETED TO YOU. ALL THE FUCKS WERE GIVEN, ALL OF THEM :o)

[Murdocissoawesome]

Idea.

1. Find a troll

2. Name it "Every Troll"

3. Hug them.

4. You have now hugged every troll

(-_-)>-■-■

(-■_■) fuckin genius.

[UntangleALLtheknots]

Your Sufferer sounds like a dad.

If trolls reproduced sort of like humans, I'm sure he'd be a cool dad. ;u;

[TheLlamaPie]

"MEESTER SUFFERER"

... FINLAND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM.

[keekeeko]

@TheLlamaPie THIS

[MegaShadowtail]

i ReCaNiZe ThE fIRsT qUeStIoNerS VoCiE bUt I jUsT cAn'T pLaCe It :o(

[dewatdawn1]

;___; FFFF I LOVE YOUUUU

[XxladyjuicExX]

YOUR SUFFERER IS SEXY! XDXDXD

[munchlaxdaughter10]

The Sufferer head canon~

[Ratlittle1]

MyEh WhAt Am I ChOpPeD LiVeR?!

[silverheart61]

YOU ASSHOLES DO FIND ALOT OF REASONS TO FUCK EACH OTHER OVER......FOR A SPECIES NOT GOVERNED BY MALEVOLENT NIGHTMARE INDUCING CLOWNS. lost my s)(ip at t)(is part!!! XD

[peachypreacher]

And when kisses don't work, you need shoooooshs and paps.

[skeskitty]

why cant I,

hug all these trolls?

[PokingSealStuff]

The delivery of "Can't hug every troll." is just perfection.

[Flowheartluvsmuffins]

Karkat: .... WHAT ... THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.....JOHN HUMAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?

John: it's called youtube. you put videos and stu-

Karkat: NO. I MEAN THIS FUCK ASS. WHY WOULD I NEED A HUG?!

John: *watches* ........who the fuck is that?

Karkat: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU FUCK ASS.

[Channel1Sakura]

HAHAHAHAHA! THIS MADE MY DAY!! I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN HE SUDDANLY SAID "He needs a HUG" OMG! THAT MANLY VOICE, HAHA!

[KrissLucia]

This is perfection.

[HeartlessWyvern]

Homestuck..../and/ Protomen?

Be still my heart.....

[Readasaur]

He is the best.

The Sufferer is the best troll.

Hugs and kisses for everyone.

[cena5lifeyeah]

@Readasaur umm are u gay ?? fkin crip !!

[Readasaur]

@cena5lifeyeah Yes, why?

"Crip"?

But my support of his policy has more to do with the fact that this is a chronically swearing mutant who's trying to combat his hyper-violent society with public displays of affection.

What is not awesome about that?

[SprinklezTheHunter]

@cena5lifeyeah You're so immature, I'm actually crying with laughter.

[PerscriptionDitz]

This is much too charming. I LOVE YOU

[eevee4155]

what are your thoughts on karkat vantas?

HE NEEDS A HUG >:U

... GAMZEE. HUG KK. NOW.

[kckinsmcg]

I'LL HUG KARKAT!!! :O

[mew2233]

Cant hug every troll? *Shades* Deal with it.

[SuperYuuki3]

Can't hug every troll... XD

[aeristaandthings]

u3u

[knight0yoru]

The Protomen playing in the background.

Awesome.

[Wolfina01]

Or shoooshes and pats

[WaffleKitty101]

tHiS vIdEo Is FuLl Of MoThErFuCkIn' MiRaClEs :o)

[TheInfinitePower007]

A hug obsessed Sufferer. This is miracles.

[YumieChiyo]

0:33 is that a reference to can't hug every cat? :D

[3daysgracecraze]

The wise words of the Sufferer : sometimes you need kisses

[cherrybabe121]

@BreakingDownLover Wait that means Tavros i- oh my god.

[Cadmar0129]

SOMETIMES YOU NEED KISSES. -3-

[cuttlefishCutlery]

@BreakingDownLover YES. THAT MAKES ALL OF THE SENSE. ALL OF IT.

[NekiiFTW]

I haven't even gotten this far in the series and I already love this guy.

[AceForever4265]

@BreakingDownLover  YESYESYESYESYES!!!! XD JUST YES

[Geekqueen529]

Oh my gosh, this is just the absolute best Sufferer voice I have ever heard. I'm stunned, I truly am.

[tyarah9]

Dont worry Sufferer, ur not alone. Tavros can't hug every cat so u two just go somewhere and tlk about dat~

[HalloweenQueen95]

@BreakingDownLover well does he show up randomly in the ocean with a boat full of bitches while singing in the middle of a war? yes. most likely yes.

[TheFirstHinotoriFan]

@BreakingDownLover ... GENIUS! :'D

[Wheeneshx3]

I swear to God, the 2nd person who asked a question SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE GUY I SIT BY. Tyler B, is that you behind that curtain?

Oz: UH, DISREGARD THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

[PandaBearInASuit]

Person: mr.suffer what are your opinions on karkat vantas?

suffer: he needs a hug

[Murdocissoawesome]

I CAN'T HUG EVERY TROLL.

BECAUSE THAT'S CRAZY. ;(

I JUST LOVE THEM AND I WANT THEM

I WANT THEM IN A BASKET

AND I WANT LITTLE BOWTIES

I WANT THEM TO BE ON A RAINBOW AND JUST

IN MY BED

AND I JUST WANT A HOUSE FULL OF THEM AND I WANT US TO JUST ROLL AROUND D;

[2Dswife459]

@Murdocissoawesome Eridan much ?

[Ratlittle1]

@Murdocissoawesome In A BaSkEt Or A In A BuCkEt? :o) HoNk!

[Murdocissoawesome]

@Ratlittle1 Why can't we have both? :D

[Amphy720]

@Murdocissoawesome *hoists on shoulders*

[Murdocissoawesome]

@Amphy720 YAAAAAAAY!! *La bamba plays*

[irishrose86]

@Murdocissoawesome Don't you mean, you want them in a BUCKET?

[Murdocissoawesome]

@irishrose86 *gasp!* Sir,I have never been more disgusted, amused, and aroused by a comment in my entire life :0 (says this while stuffing all trolls in a bucket) now good day to you sir!

[behappiful]

@Murdocissoawesome

ME TOO. D':

[Lupinseesyou]

I agree with how he thinks :3

[LavenderWolf13]

HE NEEDS A HUG

[tallrunner1600]

LIGHT UP THE NIGHT. PERFECT. THIS CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUUUUUUUUNG~

[mechanicalkatz]

asdhasjka OHMAIGOSH.

That first answer just about killed me.

[Zanite]

You can't hug every troll

BUT I'M GOING TO TRY

[nonamake]

I love every kind of trolls..~

Cant hug every troll ~

xD

[gialloLantern1]

Can't hug every troll. :'(

[Riccolo3000]

and i cant hug every cat....Im sorry im thinking about cats again T-T

[askAradia]

16,699

 :'D

[fleshpocket]

it sounded like he had spent nights agonizing over it, and has finally come to the realization that

he can't hug every troll

he can't

[BRBhorror]

I love his voice!

[NiimuraKyo1313]

Who said that we werent governed by malevolent nightmare inducing clowns?! HMM?

[Murdocissoawesome]

@NiimuraKyo1313

*gives coupon for one free internet*

[NiimuraKyo1313]

@Murdocissoawesome QuQ t-thank you for the free internet! <3 I love you! *hug!*

[LaineAndKellGames]

@NiimuraKyo1313 HAHAHAHAHAH YOU WIN EVERY INTERNET POSSIBLE.



[NiimuraKyo1313]

@LaineAndKellGames Every internet? DKSFH I dont know what I'd do with all of them! *hordes the internets* but thanks! <33 *hug!*

[Whitecroc]

And shooshpappery.

[Wheeneshx3]

Why does the guy who asked the second question sound like the person I sit next to in school? O_o'

[Migglecraft]

What song is this..?

[ambitiousBard]

@Migglecraft Light Up The Night by The Protomen

Good luck trying to find a more hotblooded song than this one.

[pappytech1]

@ambitiousBard A more hotblooded song? I've got one. *Ahem*

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE.

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER.

TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE, BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER.

Even if the infinite universe stands against us, our seething blood will cut through fate. Just who the hell do you think we are?

[thewolfPrince]

@ambitiousBard OH MY GOD IT FITS SO WELL WITH THE SUMMONER!

[thewolfPrince]

@ambitiousBard ERRRR... SUFFERER.

[yintsunami]

omg.... THE SUFFERER'S VOICE IS SEXY.

Also, link to the tumblr? OwO

[AlchemicReactions]

So anyway...

I am a troll lover, and I love to run!...

I'm sorry, I'm thinking about trolls again... D:

[ThePumpkinX]

WERE ON TUMBLER IS THIS

[Lidrena]

Cant hug every troll... (:I

[NitrogenFixation]

Oh, this is amazing. XD

So. Amazing.

And also, headcanon Sufferer voice, although I do have to admit that the person who said your tone of voice with him was a bit stiff was probably right. Sounds like you were making your voice go pretty low for you, and that does make it difficult to express emotion. Even so, great job, and it seems this was the first time you'd done his voice, so you've probably improved that a bit. :3

[ambitiousBard]

@NitrogenFixation Truestory

Although, if I've gotten better or not is totally up to your judgement. I feel like it kinda improved, but not a whole lot. I'm not gonna be doing many more Sufferer videos for a while. Mainly because most of the content is either Biblestuck or Asks.

[NitrogenFixation]

@ambitiousBard Fast reply is fast. And also awesome.

After going through some of your other videos, I think you did improve quite a bit. Most importantly, it doesn't just sound like Karkat or a slightly altered version of Karkat. It's lower and smoother, and you did improve with the inflection (there's the word I was looking for) and emotion.

...Not that you've done many Sufferer videos with a whole lot of emotion. Still.

[Wafflepal]

<3 This.

[gaaralove1]

INCOMING HUGS AT 4 O'CLOCK. 2O'CLOC-7O'CL- OH GOG THEY'RE EVERYWHERE CAN'T ESCAPE

[CarcinoGenetisist]

WHAT.THE FUCK...NO ONE DARE HUG ME,YOU HEAR??

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist C: Huuuuuugs. Hugs incoming.

[CarcinoGenetisist]

@sukoXUryuu DONT YOU DARE

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist HUGS, MOTHAFUCKA, HUGS

[CarcinoGenetisist]

@sukoXUryuu DAMMIT,WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS?!DO YOU HUMANS GET SOME SORT OF SICK ENTERTAINMENT FROM TORMENTING ME?

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist Gog Kar, they're just hugs. Loosen up a bit man.

[CarcinoGenetisist]

@sukoXUryuu NEVER!

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist AW CMON MAN, JUST TRY IT. JUST ONE HUG.

[CarcinoGenetisist]

@sukoXUryuu IF IT WILL GET YOU HUMANS OFF MY BACK,THEN YES,JUST ONE!

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist I PROMISE I WILL NEVER ASK FOR A HUG EVER AGAIN AFTER THIS. C'MON MAN JUST ONE HUG.

[CarcinoGenetisist]

@sukoXUryuu YES,JUST GET IT OVER WITH!

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist ...

/GIANT. FUCKING. HUG.

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist I WILL NEVER ASK YOU FOR A HUG EVER AGAIN. CMON MAN.

[sukoXUryuu]

@CarcinoGenetisist ALWAYS!

[Wafflepal]

@CarcinoGenetisist

... What about a glomp, is that cool?? :D

[CarcinoGenetisist]

@Wafflepal IF IT INVOLVES TOUCHING ME,THEN NO.

[Anonymouscrayons]

Oh gog. Protomen in the Background.

[theMoporter]

AND I WANT THEM IN A BASKET, AND I WANT LITTLE BOW TIES

[SageTheWolf22]

this is the best fuckng thing i have ever seen.



[Sypher782]

Is this your Ask sufferer page, or is it someone elses and you're just dubbing it?

[ambitiousBard]

@Sypher782 It is somebody else's, but I will put up the link for the Ask in the description.

[Sypher782]

@Sypher782 oh, I was just wondering for future reference. I already found it btw. Thanks though.

[WarriorRaintalon]

I love trolls, I love every kind of troll, and I wanna hug all the trolls, but that's crazy, I can't hug every troll! *sniff*

[TheOrangePopsicle]

This is so win.

[MissMusicChickaa]

This was just hilarious. xD

[warriorcatsrul]

...

I 3v3r r3aliz3d what a pussy this guy is

-fac3d3sk-

I lov3 him so much ~<3

[Akashiachan]

I think what Possatboi was saying is that you're a bit... stiff. When talking as the Sufferer, that is. The emotion you put into the questions was great! I really liked your Sufferer voice, but it didn't feel... natural? You know?

[ambitiousBard]

@Akashiachan OKAY, I get what you're saying now. Honestly, this being my first time having done this voice, I hadn't really played around with the voice that much. The jury's out on wheither that got better in the other videos or not, but I appreciate the advice.

[Possatboi]

it would have been a LOT more funny if you didn't sound like you were a robot.

BEEP BOOP

[ambitiousBard]

@Possatboi Shit! They found me out!

I'm sorry this one didn't quite "do it" for you. If you could, can you elaborate on what you are referencing? Specific points that I should work on, anything like that? It would be much appreciated!

[Possatboi]

@ambitiousBard its allright, I actually don't care. not everyone can be a General Ivan, or a MasterYorgi. that would just make them boring. no, your voice acting is your own, and that's all that matters. Sorry if I made you think otherwise.

[ambitiousBard]

@Possatboi Er...okay. Thanks.

I was hoping for some input, but this is okay too, I guess.

[elronman]

I could barely hold a straight face while watching this... my god your face must have imploded like a collapsing star trying to keep a straight face.

[bambooCHERRIES]

This is so completely my headcannon for the sufferer.

[6Mins27Point7Seconds]

I NEVER DEPICITED HIM TO BE SO CUTESY. OH MY GOG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE~

[RandomLazars01]

hehe i like his nose -pokes nose-

[4649kasumi]

XDD heeheeheeheeheeheee!!!!!

[pappytech1]

Wait, was that "Light up the Night" by the Protomen in the background?

[ambitiousBard]

@pappytech1 THERE IS A CITY THAT THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE

[pappytech1]

@ambitiousBard There are the embers from a fire that's gone but I can still feel the heat on my skin and this mess we're in, maybe you and I, you and I, we can bring back the light...

Excellent song.

[pappytech1]

Wait, was that "Light up the Night" by the Protomen in the background?

[OatmealAreYouCrazy]

Can't hug every troll...

*braks out crying*

[4HetaliaLove]

"Can everything be solved with hugs?"

"No, sometimes you need kisses"

[KoreaTheSleepGroper]

Why does he remind me of Grandpa Rome from Hetalia?

[ResaChan]

I started laughing like a dork at "Sometimes you need kisses", you're the best xD

[AkumuKeayo]

hh...hfds..askhdg....THIS. THIS VOICE. HEADCANON. BEST HEADCANON. OMFG AAHHHHHHHHHH "CAN'T...HUG EVERY TROLL."

[Wolfie194]

NO!!!!!! >:(... SOMETIMES THEY NEED KISSES -3-

[RebelSkiichan]

HEAD. CANON. OF DOOOOM.

and hugs. :3

[osweetie246]

HE NEEDS A HUG.

me: LOL.

[SmashedClock]

Now I know why the Sufferer in a memo kept giving everyone hugs.

XD

PFFFT LOL

[muffinsphinx]

The best sufferer

THE BEST

[ambitiousBard]

@muffinsphinx THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST adrian brody

[Reclaimer077]

NEW HEADCANON.

Also, LIGHT UP THE NIGHT, YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU

[zolfingtons]

I HEAR PROTOMEN

also i like this sufferer voice

[TakaraChan097]

I... I'm so glad you made this.

Alot of people's impressions of the Sufferer is that he was always JUST LIKE KARKAT.... I like this version better.

[ambitiousBard]

@TakaraChan097 My headcanon is that he sounds like Dan Green.

[PrincessAngstYT]

My problems can't be solved with hugs :T

Kiss me! :D

[yurichan99x13]

o.O .... my reaction ... speechless. >w<

[404joeygirl]

My computer froze right as he started ssying i cant hug every troll, and i was like OMG! if this turns into the cat thing im gonna be peeved. I-Im gonna punch your face. And then I can die happy because bro... You just made my day.

[MsInedible]

SOM3T1M3S W3 N33D K1SS3S. TH4T 1S V3RY TRU3.

>:I

[Mage0fD00m]

Welp, another headcanon.

[ambitiousBard]

@Mage0fD00m Okay, so I kinda deleted your comment on the Bilious Slick one, and I'm sorry about that. I just woke up and, naturally, I'm tired as hell. What I MEANT to do was say thank you for the compliments. I do appreciate it. So, yeah. Sorry and thank you!

[Mage0fD00m]

@ambitiousBard You're welcome!

And, pffft, it's okay.

[PenMightier]

Incase you haven't found 'em yet, it's askangrysufferer on tumblr :)

Also, awesome Sufferer voice!

[ambitiousBard]

@PenMightier Thank you, I could really use that. Now I can credit them properly.

[theoriginalwolfboy]

@ambitiousBard Their personal tumblr is owlpellets :)

[ambitiousBard]

@theoriginalwolfboy SO MUCH USEFUL INFORMATION

[Flamekitty12]

IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SU-- HUG ME

[ambitiousBard]

@Flamekitty12 FUCKASS AVENUE

[arbitraryGamblignant]

The way you spelled the alternative title makes me want to change it to:

"That's Your Solluxtion for Everything!"

[ambitiousBard]

@arbitraryGamblignant IT'S THESE KINDS OF THINGS THAT MAKE ME LOVE THE INTERNET

[mikejagger50]

Wow

So much hugs XD

[dontmindmees]

You have a nice Sufferer voice!

Also what is the name/link to this Ask blog?

[ambitiousBard]

@dontmindmees Thank you!

I don't actually have a link to this particular one. I usually get my pictures from Skaianet. If you know who did these, please let me know so I can credit them.