101 Ways to Kill a Locust - Episode 1

[drakknight118]

Now where's my 84 other kills? (i included the ones in the credits).

[shanemerrigan1994]

GIMME THE SHINY

[MrRussianterror]

MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY THAT PEOPLE FIND THIS FUNNY ITS DONE BY A BUNCH OF NO LIFE VIRGINS SAT IN THE HOUSES WANKING ALL DAY TO VOYEUR PORN AND ANIMAL PORN FREAKS GET A JOB.

[shanemerrigan1994]

@MrRussianterror If You No Like The Video... DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO

[MrRussianterror]

@shanemerrigan1994 i didnt watch the video you retarded fuck

[shanemerrigan1994]

@MrRussianterror If You Haven't Watched The Video and Haven't Met The Makers How Can You Make That Judgement ;)

[MrRussianterror]

@shanemerrigan1994 i dont think you read my comment properly but you are only 16-17 so you ar3e still a baby you retard get gone before i snap kick you back to your mums ussy ya nerd

[shanemerrigan1994]

@MrRussianterror Whatever

[groehlhead7]

pretty hilarious lol

[lvlidnight3clipse]

I disliked this cause there weren't enough jew jokes.



[endingmemories]

ooohhhh shit

[andiiLadd]

please make moreeee lolol

[1NKxCH1LL]

Hey, hey kid. Wanna see a shiny round object over there? "Shiny?...SHINY! SHINY SHINY CMON GIMME SHINY SHINY SHINY CMON CMON GIMME SHINY SHINY YOU CAN DO IT AHHHHHHH GIMME GIMME SHIYN GIMME CMO- ....Ooohh shi-"

[NINJAGAIDENFIENDS]

The best thing at this video is the song at the end....

[Towerdeffenceer]

2:43 lol

[Toineie]

"Weee Doooont Servvvvee Yourrrr Kinddd Here"

Love that voice :)

[funniestJJ1999]

um...i choose the birth control pill lol XD

[mvviking71]

pad lock boommmm

[mvviking71]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooom

[lilgfunk971]

120 people chose the birth control pill

[killerz314]

im going to get you *shot by sniper* *switches to boomshot* *boom* :D

[LolJkingStacyxx]

is it wierd if i'm a 13 yeard old girl, and i'm obsessed with gorey, bloody games like this? xD

[HockeyBeast81]

@LolJkingStacyxx ya

[Paintar56]

@LolJkingStacyxx no not at all

[undeadyoshi125]

lol i love gears of war2 i cant what till 3

[LolJkingStacyxx]

@undeadyoshi125 i'm counting down the days on my calender xD

comes out sis days before my birthday, WOOT ;D

[ConArtistaqw]

I choose the BIRTH CONTROL PILL! BAM!

[Xistanceowner]

ok ummm most of them were shotgun blasts

[eatmyshorts00901]

My right ear enjoyed this video...

[goodinbed64]

funny keep it up

[pacometroid1]

hpw do you play as carmine??

[ssgfilmsnarmour]

stick..... oh shit

[xToxicProductionx]

do you pck the red pill or the blue pill i pick the birth control pill boom ahhhhhhhhhh

[darkest1hourxx]

lets have sex....all of us.

[ryno4u]

@darkest1hourxx You got it mang.

[mohawkMan60]

@ryno4u dude you mind if i continue the series?

[shanemerrigan1994]

@ryno4u

[Gearsofwarfan1001]

ill take the BIRTH CONTROL PILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOL

[MeetYourMaker89]

Whats up guys whats the first song??? if you can tell me i would be much obliged

[Fury88ify]

@MeetYourMaker89  Turn It Again - Red Hot Chili Peppers

[daddyrules100]

u cant get me - oh god dang it - i rly dont think u can get me i rly dont LOL NICE

[endingmemories]

comeongivemeshowmecomeon okay here ya go (stick) aww shit bam!

[KartKing4ever]

2:44 was pretty cool how Baird falls.

[XxTigrexxX]

lol surprisingly this was funny good job

[Ultradeath22]

lol wtf train!!!

[freShh04]

this was gayyy

[DunSkeetrProductions]

thumbs up if u thinkk gears 1 was alot more scary, horrific, and thrilling that 2,but 2 was still really cool, but 3 should be the antichrist for all parents, terrifying, disturbing, profane, brutal, and just plain out disgusting, (with an execution that disembowels ur enemy with ur fist)

[CanadianLegionaire]

@DunSkeetrProductions

If you like those then try Dead space it has all of those categories

[AssassinRaymond]

@DunSkeetrProductions actually there is a game that does have all that stuff it's called Dead Space and Dead Space 2

[Deathdealers13]

Scat asdfajsdfsaggjldsjfklasdfjdfks­adfklsa everybody starts one way or the other

[lordandres1000]

jejejejeje those kills were really funny

[jet27ish]

lol funny



[pivotmasterdx56]

GIMME SHINEY GIMME SHINEY GIMME SHINEY GIMME SHINY!!!! lawl that was hilarious

[Evodeath10]

"Hey kid you want to see a shinny object" bahhahahaha..."here you go", "awwwww..."

[CletusCarnage]

You think you can get me but you can't, you can't!

Yes I can

No you can't

I'm going to get you!

Yep. Nope, nope, nope, nope

I'm going to get you, argh dang it. Hold on. I'm going to get you! I'm GOING TO GET YOU!

I really don't think you can get me, I DON'T think you can get me. "BOOM!"

[spannacrab09]

its not 101 ways to kill a loctust its 101 ways to kill a loctus and 1 way to kill a cog :)

[6willy79]

what game is this?

[JFizzleKid]

@6willy79 Gears of War

[mlglastra]

lol at the begining

[UnknownNiko]

At 2:04 Carmine Says Hogwash

[etx749]

@UnknownNiko he said GOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[neneboy8]

um if this is zack its david its so funny

[joe4ever86]

wtf? no I can't sell you a gun. you're not american! XD

[Danniboithekid]

wtf

[PosionNec]

God i almost stopped watching when I saw scatman john was in the vid.

[DamnYouEmos]

that wasnt 101 and that sucked

[aabbklll101]

thats one way to deal with birth control

[XxDrsDxX]

lame

[Bubba95222]

turn it again in the begining

[Glitchspecialest45]

people either really think its funny or think it is really gay

[concreatcreativity]

gaay..

[xkingxofxtown]

2:47 omg i laughed so hard

[reaperskate666]

whats that whistle song at like 10-18 seconds into it

[ColonelSassafrass41]

@reaperskate666 the andy griffith show theme

[jill4445]

Awesome video lol

[MrNick1456]

the 101 ways to kill a locust videos are funny

[imaxsoccer1231]

I am making a 102 ways to kill locust Episodes and great freak out ever Episodes.

Cool is it?

[MyFriendJesus1]

you know what? i hate both of you

BANG! BANG!

lol xD

[MrMeedies]

i love this sh*t

[XiaoGia96]

Lol!! SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINT GIMME GIMME GIMME BAAM!!!!

[xaif92]

1:21 was sooo MGS xD

[lejeroen9]

How can you choose to be RAAM on an Offline battle? with bots like King Of The Hill Offline battle

[MeetYourMaker89]

@lejeroen9 If u are refering to gow2 to have to unlock him so they are probally playing gow2

[punchlinestudiosfan]

Awesome!

[jokono987]

dont listen to any of these pricks. Your vids are good. I sub'd

[cyouketul]

hey kid do u want to see shiny round object it is right over there.

shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny. give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny, give me shiny.

ok here you go. BAM

so funny lol!!

[xxxSTAxxx]

Whoever is the first person in this movie bores the shit out of me...His voice is just so...boring.

[DeathFanFTW]

i choose the...Birth Control PILL!!!

[Blazekidz127]

lol at 0:56 no, i cant sell u a gun ur not american *BOOM*

[cheezrox124]

@FlameInfinity Im pretty sure he was missing on purpose

[Gearsmanxxx]

you know what gaywouad BANGINSK8R your video sucked i left a comment that says .... THAT was A HOLE BUNCH OF SHET BICH THATS Right you suck BANGIN8R! but 101 wats to kill a locust is awesome!!

[koko1895]

whats the name of the song???

[BANGiNSK8R]

This really sucks, if u look at other ones, like 100 ways to die in Halo 3, then they just show 100 ways! Not this CRAP!! THOSE VOICES R SO ANOYING!! REALLY STOP MAKING VIDEOS!! NO BETTER, GET OF YOUTUBE! NO EVEN BETTER, KILL URSELF!!

[hollyfan123]

@BANGiNSK8R learn to spell, jackass.

[yanigzalex]

GIRRRRRRMaN wasssss tIt and it was funny when HE SAID DO YOU HAVE A GUNFROM THE JUIS

[darthvader477]

1:13. oh he got you all right

[TheManiac205]

nice headshot at 2:45

[kussmichrammstein]

really funny video

[D34THSL1CK]

no u dont have a girly voice i meant the guy who said it when the person died

[pakagility]

shiny?

helo do you have a gun to pretect me from the locusts? I hate em and make it a chain saw one thanks

[insanegamer10]

rofl 1:35 funny rasicim

[blind54321]

1,000th rate!!!

[D34THSL1CK]

lol your an your girly voice

[Clubpenguincheatsful]

@D34THSL1CK Sorry I thought u said it not the video

[bongchampion]

fags.

[SuperNintendogod]

@98ricky how could not know who the scatman is?

[98ricky]

i do i jus didnt recognize it well

[ellobocrisna]

you know something?

I HATE YOU BOTH! BAAM

who said carmine is a dumbass?

[josenetwork]

idk why but in my opnion gears 1 has better graphics than gears 2. or at least the engine was better for gears 1. all im trying to say is that gears one had sleeker graphics..

[GOWGAL1]

i like totally luv dis video its like my 5th time watchn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HUnation]

Hey Hey walk a little bit to your left. lol best shit ever

[ilovemymarine1771]

aha! i love 1:18 to 1:48 lmaooo

[Tuckerx78]

damn straight, u better fear teh jews!

[johnmilo117]

LMAO 2:37

[IRUIZ1o1]

i choose the birth control pill lol 2:02

[santran89]

The birth control pill part got me laughing so hard! It was so unexpected!

[TheWeaponOMD]

u know what i hate both of you lol rofl

[d4n13lr0x]

Awkward at some points, but watchable nonetheless.

[TYpe1Dream]

omg got to tell all my friends.

[guy123495]

we dont serve your kind here! thats hilarious

[HRAflaming]

LOL that was funny

[kuserthebloxxer]

give it to me :D

[duke0892]

it's gear 1

:B

[dextar876]

funny is that GOW 1 OR 2

[blurtheplur]

it's gears 2

[ellusion8219509]

gow 1

[skibum5195]

lol gimme shiny!

[dillpicklezTM]

0:28 hilarious

[XxReaperxx0xX]

this is so funny

[hungcoi44]

I CHOOSE THE RED CONTROL PILL LOL

[johnnyboyrocker]

nICE lOCUST NOISE AT 2:22

[johnnyboyrocker]

wat the heck!? HILARIOUS DUDES!

[XxXwafflebrainsXxX]

GIMME SHINY SHINY SHINY GIMMIE SHINY C'MON GIMMIE SHINY!! okay here you go.....

ROFL

[myhairymoosenippl3]

the birth control pill LMAO!!!

[HyperMonkey9517]

HAHAHAHAHHA!

[HaloPlayer96]

what do you use to record the picture

[IIgow2ownageII]

capture card

[jjludacris]

nice vid hey hey kid u wanna see somthin shiny huh? shiny shiny shiny shiny cmon dude gimme shiny ok here u go

[PoisonbarbL33T]

shiny, shiny, gimme the shiny! you can do it ! *grenade tag* ohhh shit *BLAM*

[PoisonbarbL33T]

i love this video!!!!

[KrazyArbiter]

shiny shiny SHINY! give me the shiny! lolz

[Dsingh50]

ma this video derserves an oscar pure genius

[renesisrx8]

we dont serve your kind around here. lmfao

[robbert802]

i chose the breath control pill !!! -.o

[GearsHaloFanatic]

what's the song at the end

[sic7one]

its called scat man

[DEADNINJAKING]

funny ass headshot on baird

[Fault1ngRacoon]

this is the best vid on youtube

[Benjamin111Gonzalez]

HAHAHAHAHA

[STUNTMAN1141]

lol shiny!!!!!!!!!!

[NotSoHer0ic]

HA BAIRD GOT DESTROYED

[nojamesmypie]

omg its raam

[darkest1hourxx]

fink wasint in this video lol

[ANTIMICKEY]

At 2:56 I think, he gets SUPERMANED by a train lmfao.

[ttzdttearzfuk]

host

[ktizznottz]

nice vidd

[M16A41]

got rapped

[S34NYBHOY95]

"shiny! shiny shiny cmon cmon shiny cmon gimme the shiny shinycmon gimme the shiny!"! LoL

[Cemente25]

the headshot on the baird guy was cool you shoulda put the thing when you headshotted him thats like BOOM HEADSHOT!

[seld2040]

At 1:40:

RAAM: Hey barman, can you give me a drink?

Carmine: How old are you?

RAAM: err, Fourteen?

Carmine: WE DO NOT SERVE DRINKS TO CHILDREN!

Shotgun Fire*

Carmine: Another great job done.

[S34NYBHOY95]

not in this video

[MikeFoLife]

wats the intro song?

[thehunter1998]

RAAM:the jews scare me.i dont like the jews LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[jayala1]

2:45 HAHA I HATE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!

[iporkedyourdog]

you guyys are the biggest fucking fags i've ever seen who the fuxck does this kinda shit

[VivaLavada1]

Hi iam a jew and i want to say,BLAM!!! HAHAHAHA!

[paradis31ost]

lol the writing on the tomb stone @ 2:16 thats pricelessly horrible photoshop work!

[originoo10]

what's the song at the end?

[nowa400]

Scatman John: Scatman