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  • Middle school humor tbh

  • put it in your hand and put a tear drop in it

  • "your just a fucking emo"

  • OMG can't stop laughing........never get fed up even if watched 10000000000 times

  • I have watched this so many times that i know all the words.

  • oh my god emo weed

  • WEGOTTHANAAAMES!

  • "there are 5 classifications of a wizard? and me? you my friend make the 7th" my sister and i still quote this years later lol

  • God tham thats the funniest stuff since lord of the rings, im crying

  • i still say 'TEAR DROPS FROM MY EYES' but no one gets it anymore. brb sending this to everyone

  • i think of this when i watch the movie. ALL. THE. TIME.

  • Ever since I saw this i cant watch this movie without laughing

  • there are 5 classifications of a wizard, and me... you make the 7th, the one that fncks men!

  • BRRRRRRRRRAH,BRRAGHAG...HBRRRA­AGH... "dude calm down!" XD

  • ahaha, yeah thats right clap for me bitches :L

  • WHY DOESN"T THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS???

  • Hahahahahhahahahahahahahha so funny

  • "But you're emo, you cry every fucking movie!" ahaha you're too funny

  • the goblet of fire noises *pgjertivvchiyyunwerogycvtm*

    dude, calm down!

  • i don't cry in every movie! it's just... tears... falling out of my eyes

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  • Unbelievable, I can't believe Harry Potter 7 had been leaked out on line! Look at it now in watch harry.us (no spaces)

    

  • @TrangiScanlon You guys are fucking morons. Go fuck off.

  • Many of us were thrilled that the Harry Potter movie was already leaked. We each viewed the whole thing at watchharrypotter. us

  • can we get a script?

  • "EHHHVERYBODYYYY. We got the names!"

  • IF I WERE CRYING THEN...THERE'D BE TEARDROPS COMING FROM MY EYES!

    Lmfao. Genius XD

  • She just cries a lot! There's books... moving in the background...

  • haha so funny

  • "LEAVE US ALONE YOU FUCKIN SLUT!" XD

  • EMO WEED! :D

  • this how i would act if i went hogwarts...

  • 1:31 I RUN THIS SHIT

  • one of the most underrated videos on youtube.

  • I'M A FRENCH PROSTITUTE AND I LOVE YOU!

    IMMA KISS YOU ON BOTH OF YOUR CHEEKS!

  • "There are five classifications of a wizard";

    "And me?"

    "You my freind makes the seventh, the one that fucks men, hah!"

    So.... much win.. in ..... those few words.

  • LOL what's funny is that harry was actually saying a cuss word to malfoy, not that bad but still

  • "Don't look now Harry, but those Asian bitches are checking you out"

    "what Asian bitches? Oh, well how do ya do"

    Lmfao!!!!! I love this vid

    My favorite parts are Cedric, Ginny and Dumbledore

  • Mother fucker don't touch me

  • 'I had the craziest dream...about sex.....with a dog....

    Shit, I think I just wet my pants....

  • cannot watch the movie without thinking about/reciting these lines.

  • This is soooo hilarious! I love HP, but damn this parody is the best! I love the whole part with Dumbledore and Ginny. Also the part with Ron and Hermione, where Ron said that Hermione cries in every movie. That's so true! It really sounded like her real voice!!!

  • hahaha all your parodys r so hilarious!!!! i get an ab workout just watching them since im always laughing hahaha good job man!

  • I love this shit

  • i lost it at 1:39 lol

  • it didn't even start yet and im already laughin'

  • i almost pissed myself at this xD

  • you nailed hermiones voice

  • I would love to know the music to this!

  • this makes me laugh everytime i see this!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH TOOOO FUNNY

  • hermione: HARRY ARE YOUTRING TO CALL ME AN EMO?

    Harry: Bitch im trying to go to the bathroom-

    hermione: ARE YOU?

    harry:..f*cking shit

  • I absolutely love the dumbledoore part man. Brilliant. "hah! I didn't know. Ya bitches. Fuck you!" just so awesome. ;) plz plz plz do more please!!!!!!!

  • hah.

    i didn't know that.

    .......

    FUCK you.

  • love it!

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  • You're badass :)

  • omg this s funny the accents are the best do more!! :P

  • dude u know the dudes name is cedric isnt he that gay vampire now

  • lol the goblet spitting out names "dude calm down" ahha blahh bahhaha XD 

  • This is the funniest shit ive seen in ages xD

  • haha this vid is awesome makes me crack up everytime he says fuck you and turns around and points haha!

  • funny shit lmao

  • ya gonna FUCK me or not? -nah... lofl

  • lmao! "I'm a french porno star, and I'm in this movie. Kiss me I'm a french prostitute" haha wtf?

  • i like ur malfoey impression. 'hey pot-ter! lol, i call malfoey mouthwash.

  • this is the only one out of the whole youtube of parodys thats made me laugh. gratz! :)

  • TEAR DROPS FROM MY EYES!

    I have honestly watched this 30 times over the years. Love it. The only bit I don't get is the 5 years/7 years malfoy thing...?

  • @halehhh He forgot what he'd said and messed up.

  • lol this parody iz funny as hell

  • hah! i didnt know that! fuck you!

  • he made sound effects for the goblet this is hilarious

  • i'll never look at harry potter the same again!! HAHAH!!!! "there's books moving in the background"

  • This is one of those things that you cant explain why its so funny but you find it hilarious

  • "There's books, moving, in the background..."

  • i seriously memorized all the lines LOL this is hilarious

  • the hell is that bitch bringing over here?!

    oh

    it's the tri-wizard cup

    omg.LMFAO

  • i just want you to know that i seriously have this memorized and quote it everyday without fail. it has made my life so much better!! it is kinda tough to watch the movie without screaming profanities. but hey, its still amazing! thanks for making a classic!

  • this is some funny shit,man xd

  • haha! "FUCK YOU!!"

    that fits in soo good!

  • French prostitutes FTW

  • yes. it's back! xD

  • free emos! xDD

  • Haha love the Cedric part "Yeah. Imma be your sex machine tonight"

    Dumbledore: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! everrrrrybody! WE got the names!!

  • This video is still awesome. XD I STILL remember the Prisoner of Azkaban one, but I can never find it....

    my favorite part is with Malfoy. XD

    ""Hey Potter! My father and I agree on one thing, and that's one thing only! There are five classifications of a wizard! And you? You make the seventh. The one that fucks men. Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha ha!!"

    "Fuck you, Malfoy! FUCK your classifications! And fuck your come ons to me! I'm not gay.

    Fag!"

    XD

    -Ri

  • I walked outside today and it was chilly and I shivered and said "oooOOOoooOOOooOOoooh"

    and my friend automatically replied, "Bitch! Don't do that when I'm fuckin sleepin!"

  • lmao this is freaking genius!

  • I can't believe that is Robert Pattinson. He was better when he didn't have anything to do with Twilight -__-

  • this well never cease to make crack up. never.

  • Dear geezus this is BEYOND AMAZING

    *ANGRY FIREEE!!!!*

  • ha u bitches fuck u lmfao

  • haha its funny when he just turns around and yells "FUCK YOU!" to the tri cup.

  • There's books...flying in the background...

    XD

  • "There's a book, flying in the background" LOL

  • i knew it. i saw the movie for the first time today and all i could think of were all the parody lines. i had to rewind it a few times to catch the real dialogue.

  • i've seen this parody so many times, that i'm afraid when i actually see the movie i'll just focus on "ha, you bitches. fuck you!"

  • @RoyalMessup I did :p

  • YOU GONNA FUCK ME OR NOOOOOT!

  • fuunny stuff

    CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER

  • Fuck You...!

    LMAO...

  • you guys are some fucked up shit!

    this parody is classic.

  • haha thats the best line god bless ginny weasley

  • "Emo tickets!" "Get your emo tickets", "yep, Free emoes!" xD funniest shit ever made, you should get paid for this!

  • BEST video to watch.

    even better when drunk.

    your awesome

  • 3:35 you really sounded like hermioe, so funny("I'm NOT an emo!!!)

  • LMFAOO .. OMG BEST VIDEO EVERR.

    omg

    the voices.

    <333333

    LOLOLOLOL.

    I cannot breathh ;D

  • LMFAO that was genius. voice is perfect

  • 1:46 LMFAO

  • haha, FUCK YOU!

    and when the cup thing is freaking out,

    the camera zooms in on the one guy, he's like.. hmmm hahaha

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  • This is fucken hilarious!!

  • just so you know, you have made my life exponentially better with this video!!

  • and i quote it constantly... it is epic!!

  • LMFAO at 1:47

  • I love you. No,seriously.

  • 1:18-2:07 LMAO! best part of the whooooole video!!!

  • you trust this shit from an emo? an emo fucking gave you this shit?!

    I love this video :]

  • so the funny thing is now everytime i see the real movie, i quote this videoo..

  • LMAO! I looooooooooove this!

  • this video is the greatest thing i have ever seen, hands down.

    any video that starts with "oh god. no. gypsy loving all around me" is inevitably amazing.

  • "FUCK YOU!" most epic turn around line ever!

  • OMG MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!!!

  • Fleur Delacour: I'm A Whore *Hufflepuffs Cheer* XD lol

  • Holy! THis is my favorite one!! My favorite part is Dombledore!

  • i love this sooooooo much

    haHA! you bitches!

  • you are SO awesome...my friends and i quote this all the time!! i have it memorized!! kudos amigo!

  • ok - i have scene this mmore the 20 times n it still makes me laugh my ass off!!! rofl xD

  • CAN I just tell you. THIS parody owns me. My friends and I all know this shit by heart and laugh till we cry. WE even made Golden ticket EMO vouchers. lmfao. Love it. You rock.

  • EVRYBODY!!! everrryyybodyy we got the names, tri wizard

  • im the man wit some special cgi effects im the shit

  • This is the funniest vid I've seen in a long time, thanks!!!

    "I'm a french porno star and I'm in this movie and I LOVE YOU." LMAO

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • " clap clap clap just clap bitches " HAHAHAH ! i loove your videos .

  • Still theee best parody video on youtube

  • haha pure genius! <3 :D awesome job

  • "oh yeah! im the man. with some cgi special effects? im the shit. " HAHAHAHAH

  • hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • 1:40-1:48 haha

  • emo tickets and emo weed are a fantastic combination.

  • hah! you bitches

    FUCK YOU

    lol best part

  • I love that part so much~

  • emo!!!

  • olololololololol this is so crazy

    the best word to describe this is WTF BITCH xD

    you guys MUST do more of this

  • he's going off to the navy, so he won't really be able to do much anymore.... i know... it makes me sad too :(

  • 5:22 !!!!!!!!

  • ok, 1:47 is perfect.

  • coming from a die hard 'pothead' this is hilarious. those prepubescent voices are annoying though

  • This is the best video on youtube. i can't believe it only has like 150,000 veiws like everyone in my school has seen it like 10 times i'vwe watched it like 50 times.

  • r0kyrts because of this video i now love you....not in a gay way for the record

  • muthafucka dont touch me

    emo tickets get ur emos you guys are some fucked up shit

  • man... i saw the half-blood-prince a few weeks ago and while I was in there all I could think was like "I DONT CRY IN EVERY MOVIE! IF I CRIED IN EVERY MOVIE I MEAN LIKE... TEARDROPS FROM MY EYES!!!"

  • bitch......im naked.

  • why can't these people ever list something more for constructive criticism rather than terming a video online as a mental ailment.

  • does someone need a lollipop?

  • well there you go.

    you've acknowledged two things; one, i know these voices are, 'fail'. i just see them as overused, an in abundance, due to the fact that they can be made from any voice handler set to a low key.

    the same retarded jokes? see there you really have something, if i hadn't had thought of that years ago. there'd nothing much to put to scenes that have already been filmed, rather than something that appeals to the arrogant susceptible blowhard in all of us.

    ...would this be you?

  • U HAVE THE FUNNIEST F U C K I N G

    VIDEOS!!!

    I think the reason i love your videos so much is because you have the same sick sense of humor as i do hahaha

    thanks for makin all these funny videos and good luck in the navy!

    joseph

  • @hr1100 bitch plz!

  • @hr1100 no it was funny funny i tell u

  • @bdaniyougurt  ya understand that it was my couzein was on my acounnt

  • not very funny

  • "you guys are some fucked up shit selling emo" funniest shit ever

  • LOL

  • "i mean i...tear drops from my eyes!"

    and

    "ALRIGHTEVERYBODYEVERYBODYWEGO­TTHENAMES!"

    and

    "bitch i'm trying to go to the bath-"

    funnist parts.

    this video is the best on youtube.

  • LMAO. It sounds like you're extreme advertising Harry Potter.

  • i fyou don't laff at this your made of stone this is hilarious!!!