Black Metal Cookies

[megallica9]

Immortal ye~!

[barbo86]

ahahahahah, this is my kitchen!!!! XD

[ternsenzen]

what the fuck

[Cabjazmin]

D:

[OneLessPerson]

Genius! 

[arielnaif]

I see this when I'm sad, pretty funny!

[IttasteLikeshit]

I saw this video like two years ago, and everytime that I bake cookies I do this exact same thing listenning to Immortal.

[VikingLady219]

If you really want to make those cookies really grim and frostbitten, instead of using Nestle Tollhouse Chocolate Chips, you would want to use Ghiradelli 60% cocoa bittersweet chocolate chips. That's what I make my cookies with and they are fantastic. And you also want to use butter instead of margarine or shortening. I also add another tsp of vanilla extract. Gold Medal is an excellent choice for flour. :D Awesome video!

[AshesintheWood]

@VikingLady219 well shit now I gotta try that. does headbanging help with the cooking process?

[VikingLady219]

@AshesintheWood I think that would make them even better! :D Just be careful not to get hair in the batter!

[AshesintheWood]

@VikingLady219 will do. now off to make cookies.

[VikingLady219]

@AshesintheWood Well, keep up the good work! This Thanksgiving, I made a perfect grim, frostbitten red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting, both from scratch! Having some good metal playing while baking results in a great finished product!

[theonamous]

LMAO



[tflytflytfly]

my dog told me about this

[piggyhoyahoya]

The video quality is too good for black metal

[canihaveursoul]

hmmm... just cause u put black metal then something stupid after doesn't make a video funny

[fuckslipknot21]

@canihaveursoul maybe, but how well they imitated the black metal style does make it quite good, lol

[canihaveursoul]

@fuckslipknot21 do u even listen or watch black metal? they got the face paint right everthing else is so very wrong, and wats w/ the name?!?!?!

[NiyuFuckLikeAStar]

oh my ... .how great. xD

[mongoosedriver1]

LOL, Jordan brown making cookies.

[metalownsj00]

TRVE PHANTASMAL CREATION OV SVBSISTENCE

[mongoosedriver1]

@metalownsj00 lol jordan brown making cookies llulll

[Daarkvader]

BLACK COOKIES IST KRIEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[greekMarine1]

xaxaxaxa!!!

+Cookies Ist Krieg+

[haris709]

ahaahaha this is amazing! XD well done guys

please check out my black metal video too! :D

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[Morgotheenslaver]

COOKIES IS WAR!!!

[crazymano13]

F6U6C6K Y6E6A6H!!!!!! FAUST MAYHEM!!!!

[ArchetypeofGenocide]

this is genius!

[ByabyaChannel]

Those cockies looks so trve

[1IronMaiden123]

rofl, those guys are legends :D

[The986bob]

what about the pentagram casserole?

[magicthunder666]

i can`t eat cockies.. im doing the black metal diet..

[pentumplementgum]

what's the name of the song?

[sobek]

@pentumplementgum immortals "one by one" . sons of northen darkness album

by the way...funny how they crush the eggs

[Parasite648]

Black metal cokies made you two fat xD

[oxokingmaximusoxo1]

stupid chubs. I'm ashamed for you

[xxxVazduhxxx]

Ha Ha Ha.

That seriously made a huge smile on my face.

[hilaglam]

I'd prefer an upsidedown cross shaped cake

[Moses1400]

Its weird Im not much a fan of Black Metal but i fuckin love Death Metal

[Biebeleboos]

666 in the oven..

I knew it was hell.

The most grim and frostbitten cookies could only be created with the flames of hell.

[UrbanTheoryMusic]

cheeze-its



[ZenghinSmecheras]

FK U BITCH

[Migitkidd]

they should have just made sopor slime pies instead

[Robozgraggi]

TRVE BLACK CHRIST-RAPING COOKIE-BACKEN IST KRIEG!!!

[ByabyaChannel]

Cockies ist krieg

[TheBadgerslayer]

You should of eaten them grim and raw!

[codyschuyler]

dam that shit got me excited for a minute i thought immortal was coming back to LA, but its stupid fucking immortal technique...

[atheistunicorn]

this never gets old, too funny.

[dakotamanomgwtf]

Kvlt

[tombbaful]

i would eat those cookies one by one in a dark forest

[MorbidSaintFan666]

he he it was funny :D

[TheViruz360]

Lol off into the mist >.> never to be seen again.

[Cryptorax]

1:55 the best scene of this video xDDD

[AggressiveDog]

0:55...great^^

[shroomer1999]

really good video

[zanders]

DEATH TO FALSE COOKIES!!!!!

[metal64meli]

You guys eat too much cookies!

[Cryptorax]

Black Cooking ist Kriiieeeeeg!

Black fuckin Cooking is Krieeeeeg!!! waaaaaaaahhhH!!!

[Spareknikov]

They're into Black Metal and cookies. They're angry men, but you've gotta eat. "We're gonna raise the devil! But first nibbles."

[BruceLeDouche]

WHAT SONG IS THAT??

[goldmemberleroy]

@BruceLeDouche

"One by One" - Immortal \m/

[destroyerr666]

@BruceLeDouche shit man you need more cockies..



[Krystianow1995]

Gotuj z szatanem \m/

[feidtublec]

Hail to the grim and chocolatebitten hellcoockies of darkness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[MrObsidus]

What is the song?

[Numbono]

@MrObsidus: Immortal - One by One

[misantropicall]

this video is true, it seems that they really eat a lot of cookies, and I dont think they eat them "one by one" XD

[slipknotxxxMatheus]

One By One Nice Music !

[kirkscream]

more brutak than cookie monster eating cookie! lmao

[1VillaX1]

jjzajaja ta weno

[indysmash]

that was awesome!

[SlimJimVG]

I was like LMFAO at the egg part huahauah!

[Kiki3141592]

HAHAHAHA! NICE!

[Horzagiar]

One by one the cookies...into my bell fall. I usally cook with Immortal or Barathrum playing backround.

[LUNCHBOXXX14]

MAKING COOKIES IS HELLA METAL

[KathyMetal92]

That was fucking awesome and hilarious

[TheVaultboy325]

AHAHAHAHA Retrive Lucifer's cookies!

[rjrudder]

Chocolate Chip Gorgoroth's!

[BleedTheWineUnholy]

I bet they used Dark Chocolate lol

[Cryptorchild92]

Sehr krieg!!!

[Drakkar6]

It's so hard to make cookies when you're head-banging to Immortal

[koRnkitty]

Rofl when you were throwing the cookie dough into the pan xD

[alkleiza1995]

omg this is FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[danirannavit]

this is a true black metal cookies..... hail hail hail.....

very funny

[WateverBr]

Hey man, let's go to the forests, eat some cookies and venerate the god of darkness ???

[feidtublec]

@WateverBr

Exactly!

[Death13D]

yum yum cooookies :P

[KingBizarre]

made in the cold barren land of Mrs. Fields!

[mindstormsabrewin]

Lovingly baked.... in the fires of HELL!

[hrhockey]

.... deathklok should destroy you...

[Mr420theman]

thats fuckin funny man 

[smarty358]

Boy, if only I had Kriegness in my blood, but alas, I am not kvlt, I only make brownies:(

[fedupwithusernames]

i wonder what these tasted like.

[fearOFtheKING]

146 people dont like cookies

[satansatin]

butter is for ladies and pussies... tr00 metal cookies require margarine that came straight from satan's dick

[omgpwnd]

@satansatin these aren't tr00 metal cookies, they are trve black metal cookies. the most grim and frostbitten ever created. composed of mighty raven dark-chocolate chips, the unborn child of a chicken that was stolen from its mother and crushed with bare hands, and sacrificed to the mouth of hell to be seared!

[satansatin]

@omgpwnd :o forgive my ignorance, I shall not commit this kind of mistake again, master -_-

[Tamizushi]

Margarine sucks. But otherwise this video is win.

[meprincess95]

anyways: you guys are so cute ! :D

[CRUSHER2983]

these cookkies are soooo evil they are baked with the flames from heellllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i hope i dont go there

[abadierlangga]

you must be crazy... hahahahah

[childofbodom626]

lol they just take off running XD

[heavymetalsmoker69]

should have sped up the part where they're stirring. now that's high speed metal

[dragonchicano]

:3

[gilsandwich]

And with the darkness comes the light...so we must retreat to the Black Metal FOrest.

[fbombtehgr3at]

Well done boys!

[paracite]

We need more BLACK Metal Cooking shows.

[MrEinstain]

LOLLO

[Malev6969]

lol the dude in short hair looks like our Keyboardist from Valgud XD. I Want a cookie before on a adventure too :O

[nerchial87]

Come to the dark side!! We have cookies!!XD XD XD Awsome!!

[GargantuanHunter]

That's how I'll make my cookies from now on!

This is so cool!

[Alphatunder]

Awesome

[horriblequin]

grim and frostbitten cookies!!!

cook is krieg!

[GOCookingShow]

Awesome! Grim! and Frostbitten! Ni är bra!

[linkinparkndbb]

i dont get it i dont like black metal but i like deth and super death metal,??

[linkinparkndbb]

wtf

[wicked1337zn]

random xD and funny

[Wraaaaaaag]

this is far better then all those gay gays that copied this video and made their own

[pegislo]

Fell off my chair when they ran into the forest =P

[sargathan]

032 My ass off with the laught LOL hahahahaha

[Darktobi211]

The most dark baked, grim and frost-bitten cookies. Made with the flavour of Satan himself.

[MorbidJanette]

LMAO i never noticed the CHIPS AHOY chocolate chip box at 1:57 .....theyre making cookies.......when they already have a box of COOKIEZ!!!!

[Zelkiiro]

Chocolate-chip cookies...forged from Hell's darkest flames, left to cool in the blackest, coldest Nordic forests to feed the armies of Satan himself.

[Xmetalearth]

@Zelkiiro You certainly said a mouth full.

[94Hooah]

1:41 Hahaha 

[charlie182x]

LOL, i cant stop laughing.

[ASHERLIVEZ]

hahahaha all i can think when i watch this is "come to the dark side.... we have cookies"

[mrocdp]

You guys are f... amazing. You're krieg

[xFREAKxSQUADx]

why does this seem long?

[SuburbanIconoclast]

@xFREAKxSQUADx Thats what she said

[fukinsixandtoo]

die eier von satan

[randomocity3000]

@fukinsixandtoo they used eggs though

[KapaH8sU]

hahahaha, this is so kickass

[amggel9]

immortal cookies - one by one

[sdfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That cookie must have great taste.

[twispsalterego]

thats fucking funny!

MARGARINE!!!!!

[BlackGuitar265]

True Norwegian Cookies .

[dresse13]

HAHAHAHAH!!! 

[preved7878]

аа, печеньки! это труЪ!

[preved7878]

ааа, печеьнки! это труЪ!

[rulockdown]

watch?v=ny-NjdFSQqA

[SeepingNosferatu]

YUM! RIP=NWO

[DritonGusia]

hahahaha nice one!!!!

[rulockdown]

watch?v=ny-NjdFSQqA

[094176]

THE MOST METAL COOKIES EVER

[TheZepKid7861]

@094176 The mos Kvlt cookies ever

[DobleZeroEv]

yeah!

[Tarrask1]

hahah this shit is fucking hilarious in the most grim way possible.

[fungipower]

the ending is so metal

[lovestospooge646]

did the house catch on fire?

[Evilspanky19]

@lovestospooge646 oh shit they burned a house down for cookies that dark side stuff

[misaxMCR]

I love you guys.

[jukka4president]

i have that mayhem shirt. fucking metal

[crazhyeah6]

lol....

[Iztro]

Mean Flavour

[emofestjazz]

ahhhaha, the ending makes me smile ;))

[MrMetalinyourhead]

I am now making cookies for Christmas. Thanks for getting me in the spirit guys. \m/ \m/

[hotwill100]

WTHFC!

[TrueMetalhead97]

XDD

[moketaman]

Excellent, as funny as Immortal own Videos.... especially the end! prety funny HAHA

[gamer7916]

F friends and family

A apropriate to people

G good behavior

S sexy and not sassy

copy and paste

if u think

the couples are GAY!!!

[tipsydave]

I tried to make troo metal cookies and all I got was blackened crust!

[Haloman777]

i think in the end they were suppose to get some goats blood to go with the cookies

[terminalbooboo]

A trOO evil soul would never use margarine -- the road to hell is paved with creamy delicious butter --

[queenb891]

@terminalbooboo that's EXACTELY what I was thinking!

[That667Guy]

@terminalbooboo

The kvlt cooks use salted butter

[BentopV1]

1:56... LOL

[StrangerOnABus]

everything is awesome with black metal! xDDDDDD

[67aiga7a]

coooooooooooool, rock on brothers, rock on!

[reikachan06]

They taste like Satan

[shellyD1983]

stop eating cakes and biscuits you fat twats

[PanteraChick]

@shellyD1983 Stop being an internet troll, redcoat.

[DisturbedRaziell]

0:55 hahahhahaha  EPIC

[onewingangel33]

lol! this is great! hahahaha \m/(>_<)\m/

[marcunha]

Absourdously funny!



[CriminalIntent89]

isnt that the kid who broke his leg at blizzcon?

[Lonewolve222]

I'd pay 100$ for just one of those malevolent cookies...

[aswesee]

kvlt kookies

[MrRaymosis]

its like dimmu borgir in a home ec class

[leaf732]

omg totalbiscuit liked this video

[mathiasschnell]

Anyone know the song being used?

[assphinktersaiswhat]

@mathiasschnell One By One by Immortal