YOU ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET, MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL THROW YOU IN A MIXER AND THEN COOK YOU AT 350 DEGREES FOR THREE HOURS - YOU WILL MAKE A GREAT CAKE THAT NOT EVEN A BUZARD WILL EAT - BUT AT LEAST IT WOULD SHUT YOUR STUPID, ATTENTION WHORE MOUTH!
OH, MY CAP LOCKS, IT IS VERY SATISFYING FOR MR TO SEE MY FEEBLE POSTS ACTUALLY STAND OUT (IF THERE WERE COLORED FONTS HERE, I WOULD GO WILD) - SO I SELECTED 'CAPS' AND SUPER GLUED THAT BUTTON DOWN - ROFL!
YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR Baza - BRAVO TO YA - AND LORD BLESS!
Furious I think you should make a video about how you schedule your time in a day. Like you do in the whole 24 hours. I mean like what's your hobby and all that. Because I seriously don't know how you got all these time.
@maurice1780 ha, i like jokes. Life is not fun without jokes. But there are things not to be joked about. Personal stuff. Like joking around with some friends relationship. That kinda stuff shouldn't be taken lightly. Thats why christians, especially christian men, go ape and say stuff they later regret. Because they end up contradicting themselves. But i cannot sit and just listen to something like this. Christians will always the criticism of the Bible offensive. People base there lives on It.
Haha funny logic. definitely made me laugh. I like you Dean. Your a funny guy. Your a super intelligent pimp that id like to meet. You have balls to post stuff like this. But i do not like you you explain this logic of how the Bible and Christianity is stupid. People should figure it out themselves.You mock my beliefs by showing that even your "ghetto" tough, dumb character can figure out that Christianity is stupid. It's not. Your logic cannot over through the millions of other intelligent ppl.
@josuehdz0 you people follow a book that was written 10,000 years ago by a bunch of ignorant babbling sheep herders and when someone has the balls to stand up to you fuckin idiots you deem him unintelligent. i dont want to live on this planet anymore
@bugisprite Hey man, God hates man so much because he doesnt like to be told what is wrong or right. some people like to know what is wrong or right. Especially men. Because men like order and justice in a way that woman dont. God tells us what is. It saves me trouble. The earth is screwed up because it need some line to say what is right or wrong.The Bible has order. But it has a perfect order man will never understand, that is why no man can completely follow it. But it will change your life.
@TheTrickSession ok. I didnt mean to insult any logic. Besides Deans. He may question the book all he or any one wants. The book is not easy to understand. That is why people avoid it. Just because God doesnt fit in there terms. People do not like to be told what is wrong or right, including me. But just because i do not understand something doesnt mean i will avoid it. I pursue it. It is hard to pursue something you do not understand. Its a challenge, that is why i enjoy it.
The Damn book shouldn't even be followed. Its mainly just a bunch of bullshit written by a lot of bad people telling people to listen to their stories and advise because "their gods special chosen ones" I mean heck most of the new testament is written by a murderer. If that guy came up to you today and told you to follow his religion and that he gods chosen one would you listen to him? No you'd be like get the fuck away from me! But for some reason people are fucking nuts and worship the book.
@Talliesyn did you watch the full video? its pure comedy !he doesn't give a f*ck about what the bible symbolises and all of that, he just says absurd things in all his videos, thats what makes him so great. oh his funny accent helps too
also if u want it from scientific point of view then: until sth is proven it does not exist for sure but this statement works the other way round. So, please... For example Stephen Hawking said he does not believe in God but still he does not negate his existance.
more twisted than twilight? seriously got sth with ur head...
another smartass wannabe critic complaining about the bible
ffs understand finally that bible consists of many metaphors which were made to make it easier to believe in God for people 2000 years ago. Nowadays humanity should be wise enough to figure it out... Seriously, pathetic video
@Talliesyn So the bible, the word of god, the word of an omnipotent all powerful being isn't thought out enough to compensate for for more than about 2000 earth years?
@CakesterGaming it is... It was made for people two thousand years ago to understand and we, as slightly smarter should be aware of that and able to figure it out that God used many metaphors to describe many things, for example the time because the words like eternity were far beyond the humanity imagination.
@auzziefish Wait.. you mean you actually believe in the bibble? (purposefully spelled wrong. I explain because I understand it may be hard for your kind to understand.)
...I kinda have to know before 7 o'clock, ha ha ha!! you are only going to hell IF she is under 18 and she is your mom, otherwise you're going straight to heaven (ask the pope)
@OGFurious If da gurl iz under 18 n u wanna fuck her den u a pedophile; therefore, not only r u 'not' going to hell, but ya'll can be a 'high priest.' U can spread yo wisdom to da people so we can learn and shit.
Oh people hush, it was a joke/parody and a good one, I'm a Christan and i couldn't stop laughing my ass off. Get a sense of humor, and the others should stop bashing people who don't belive exactly like them.
The worst and the most evil book in the whole white world is the "bybl", it produced pedophiles, crusaders and killing and burning men/women in the name o god almighty, the book should be banned! I say! XD
@Me5age I believe you must agree with me that all those things were produced by some people with a fucked up mind, not by a book. They misunderstood its message.
I don't know if you guys have ever read quraan but it answers every single question in this video.. 1st god made earth in 7 days to teach people Patience, 2nd jesus didn't really die according to quraan he got raised to heaven.
@terrordrogba66 Man wtf are you telling us here ?? are you drunk ? god made earth in 7 days to teach people patience ???? what people ??? there was no people at that time , and 2nd jesus got raised to heaven :)) after he was torture to death !! so what difrence make death and resurected or raised to heaven ?? same story about a sociopat father and and a emo son , so in the end go an f..k yourself with the quraan and the bible and learn to make fun about this old boring story
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@10zacck I'm not against Furious but, god knew that there will be such books as bible and quraan since they were sent from god to his prophets and it would say that god made earth in 7 days, and about jesus, god raised him to the sky and replaced him with one guy that looks the exact like him so he wasn't tortured or anything and jesus isn't son of god but he is a prophet and a messenger of god, that's all according to Quraan
In the Qu'ran (that's right, i can spell it), Jesus was no Son of God. He was just a prophet. In fact, his words and teachings were considered warped and ruined by the workings of men around him. Sorry, bitch, i've read the Qu'ran. And the Bible. And the hell of a lot of the To'rah. So your half-assed, not-quite-correct arguement doesn't work on educated people.
you should stop talking about the bible you dont even know how to say it believe in him and you will have eternel life. you should go to the church and trust in him hes the only one who can help u . maybe you can do reviews about god in a good way .tell him to forgive you god bless you
@haydee942 He is taking the piss out of the piece of shit, nonsense book the bible. It is a laughable book. now stop preaching, you have NO facts for your stupid religion, you are just gullible.
@zarichepower123 While there isn't any specific answer to you question; some theologists have a really fucked up theory. Such is, since Kane killed Able and was banished to the land of Nod by god where no other human could ever have contact with him; then Kane must have mated with a gorilla and that's where we get black people. Isn't religious retardation great?
i gotta know before 7:00 hahaahahahahhahaha that part was hilarious. i was laughing from the moment u said bibble. this was one of ur best and im christian
who says the catholic church got it right? they also said you had to pay for people so they could go to heaven (that's not what the bible says). it's not about teaching them about sins, it's about showing God's love to people like you and me and to forgive our sins he took the blame of us and died.
Oh and the answers to your question is: it's better to not have sex before marriage (there is much discussion about that) and if you ask for forgiveness and repent you ARE forgiven. peace out
I admire people like you. I really do. I can not afford to disbelieve God - it's is so obvious to me that he created me and the world arround which is so compex and yet beautiful at the same time. It's going to take the best brains another hundreds years of trying to figure out how it all begun and they wont still know the ansewer. The big bang must have been very gracious to let humans have such a beautiful planet to live in midst of gas or stony planets don't you think ? Love of God is the key
@rangelso you suffer a serious lack of knowledge about i think.. everything.. if you think the world is so complex and want to add a quick answer to it, well, you may belive in god.. but if you really want to understand the world, you must study it, so, god is the "answer" for anyone who want just to complete a puzzle, not caring if it is the right piece of it...if you look for answers youll find that the best brains in the world already have made very accurate discoveries and theories about it.
@VikingMetalhead Well my friend at the beginning thank you for telling me my suffering I wasn't aware of. Secondly I am the last one against studying but don't you think that instead of spending whole life on examining inventions it would be much better to got to know their Inventor ? Science is not about truth - it's mostly about fame and money so I wouldn't really mix those two. Someone said absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence so with lack of evidence its still better to believe
"with lack of evidence its still better to believe"
So you believe in Leprechauns and the flying spaghetti monster? No, it's not.
"Science is not about truth - it's mostly about fame and money "
Where in the scientific method does it say anything about money and fame? Humans are greedy, but science isn't inherently. Science is about observation, trials, and evidence. If you believe in any religion, you are irrational.
@Kloborgg word! preachers bank too btw or religious figures do in general...money makes the word go around i dont see any clear arguement that can support anything where this guy is gettin his info from...i mean correct me if im wrong or send me in the right direction or sumtin...but experiments cost money and so does the bible...who gets the money when u buy a bible? theres a whole section devoted to christianity at your local hastings so im really unclear on his money thing....
@rangelso so God made tooth paste cause thats some complex shit...and i know he sure the hell didnt make science cause there are lil books about the bible killing off people for that shit...hey wat about the crusades...hmm worshit hitler much...google natural selection and educate yourself
You don't understand the Bible and its purpose dude. It's not for logical reasoning because it's not the science book. If you want logical knowledge go to evolutionists - maybe they will teach you some interesting stories but I doubt if real either.
@rangelso If you dont use logical reason, then u belive everything you are told, even if it is wrong. Btw nothing is real becuase everything can be dissproven.
@Gr8ish faith may or may not make sense at all. At most times it does though. That is why everyone no matter what education or background can believe the Gospel. Jesus wasn't supernatural freak but a ordinary man of its time. What made Him different was truth. God's truth can not be dissaproven. Anything man invented can be including the whole social system we're in.
@rangelso The chances that god exist are the same chances that Zeus and the Olympians exist. Try to disprove them, well you cant you can only come up with reasons why it would be improbable that they exist, as is the same with god. By the way man did invent god as they invented the bible, and the bible tells of god. So in theory man created god, thus since you said everything that man invented can be dissproven, that can be also.
One thing I never understood, If adam and eve were the first 2 people on earth, that means to populate the planet, their children had to have sex with their brothers and sisters. Incest?
@Gr8ish they wouldnt have had one coz they were the first of all humans. the truth is that you just the question to mock without having the balls to outright do it . Word from the Bible, Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.The Lord shall laugh at him ( the wicked, he that mocks God): for he seeth that his day is coming. You will look for him one day and he will be nowhere to be found and none shall save from the terrors of your own making
are YOU saved??......1-877-567-8989!
hpnc 16 hours ago
Do a vid on Paganism.
DemonizedByYou 3 days ago
Please review catcher in the rye, I will probably laugh my self silly, if I haven't done that already...
MrFernet07 4 days ago
YOU ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET, MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL THROW YOU IN A MIXER AND THEN COOK YOU AT 350 DEGREES FOR THREE HOURS - YOU WILL MAKE A GREAT CAKE THAT NOT EVEN A BUZARD WILL EAT - BUT AT LEAST IT WOULD SHUT YOUR STUPID, ATTENTION WHORE MOUTH!
jehovahuponyou 5 days ago
@jehovahuponyou hahaha, you mad? :P
bazanathon 1 day ago
@bazanathon - OH, JUST A TAD MIFFED, I SUPPOSE - SAY, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ME WHEN I GET REALLY MAD, HAVE YA?
:p
:^)
jehovahuponyou 23 hours ago
@jehovahuponyou haha, i can imagine what its like
btw, you might want to fix that caps lock key of yours ;)
bazanathon 19 hours ago
@bazanathon - WELL, IT AIN'T THAT BAD - LOL!
OH, MY CAP LOCKS, IT IS VERY SATISFYING FOR MR TO SEE MY FEEBLE POSTS ACTUALLY STAND OUT (IF THERE WERE COLORED FONTS HERE, I WOULD GO WILD) - SO I SELECTED 'CAPS' AND SUPER GLUED THAT BUTTON DOWN - ROFL!
YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR Baza - BRAVO TO YA - AND LORD BLESS!
jehovahuponyou 19 hours ago
God played minecraft....
Gamemasters2012 5 days ago
Furious I think you should make a video about how you schedule your time in a day. Like you do in the whole 24 hours. I mean like what's your hobby and all that. Because I seriously don't know how you got all these time.
anime7341 6 days ago
I am a Christian and that last part made me laugh my ass off :D
And no, you won't go to hell. You will go to jail. :)
7waystosunday 1 week ago 4
"I kinda gotta know before 7 o'clock" :D
Vrael7777 1 week ago
My mom thinks u hot :>
MultiKingFox 1 week ago
don't mock Jesus, I will pray for you!
SuperHorseman22 1 week ago
@SuperHorseman22
jesus is a punk bitch
anthcybo 1 week ago
you should talk about justin bieber it shud be funny :P
TheProdigylegends 1 week ago
Some say that his ears aren’t exactly where you’d expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott...
ammachi3 1 week ago
LOL!
joofville 1 week ago
An ad about being a Mormon came on before this video. Awesome.
dlwatso15 1 week ago
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! THIS IS SO FRICKEN FUNNY!
legoinflames 1 week ago
LMFAO he got to know if going to hell or not by 7 o'clock
BrianMr101 1 week ago
0:12 the beeble haha
Idarkool 1 week ago
i think u'll feel in heaven, young chicks are smoking hot!
19santiii91 1 week ago
hahaha cant you religious people just take a joke? Hes obviously not trying to offend anyone
maurice1780 2 weeks ago
@maurice1780 ha, i like jokes. Life is not fun without jokes. But there are things not to be joked about. Personal stuff. Like joking around with some friends relationship. That kinda stuff shouldn't be taken lightly. Thats why christians, especially christian men, go ape and say stuff they later regret. Because they end up contradicting themselves. But i cannot sit and just listen to something like this. Christians will always the criticism of the Bible offensive. People base there lives on It.
josuehdz0 5 days ago
@josuehdz0
No one cares if you're offended when your terrible fictitious document is criticized for what it is.
Kloborgg 4 days ago
@josuehdz0 A strong arguement can be made that joking about religion is a moral imperative.
Roenazarrek 6 hours ago
Haha funny logic. definitely made me laugh. I like you Dean. Your a funny guy. Your a super intelligent pimp that id like to meet. You have balls to post stuff like this. But i do not like you you explain this logic of how the Bible and Christianity is stupid. People should figure it out themselves.You mock my beliefs by showing that even your "ghetto" tough, dumb character can figure out that Christianity is stupid. It's not. Your logic cannot over through the millions of other intelligent ppl.
josuehdz0 2 weeks ago
@josuehdz0 you people follow a book that was written 10,000 years ago by a bunch of ignorant babbling sheep herders and when someone has the balls to stand up to you fuckin idiots you deem him unintelligent. i dont want to live on this planet anymore
bugisprite 2 weeks ago
@bugisprite Hey man, God hates man so much because he doesnt like to be told what is wrong or right. some people like to know what is wrong or right. Especially men. Because men like order and justice in a way that woman dont. God tells us what is. It saves me trouble. The earth is screwed up because it need some line to say what is right or wrong.The Bible has order. But it has a perfect order man will never understand, that is why no man can completely follow it. But it will change your life.
josuehdz0 5 days ago
@josuehdz0 overthrow, and hes not insulting the logic of people, hes questioning the book itself, so your entire comment is fail
TheTrickSession 1 week ago
@TheTrickSession ok. I didnt mean to insult any logic. Besides Deans. He may question the book all he or any one wants. The book is not easy to understand. That is why people avoid it. Just because God doesnt fit in there terms. People do not like to be told what is wrong or right, including me. But just because i do not understand something doesnt mean i will avoid it. I pursue it. It is hard to pursue something you do not understand. Its a challenge, that is why i enjoy it.
josuehdz0 5 days ago
Written by men.
ilovestaybear 2 weeks ago
The Damn book shouldn't even be followed. Its mainly just a bunch of bullshit written by a lot of bad people telling people to listen to their stories and advise because "their gods special chosen ones" I mean heck most of the new testament is written by a murderer. If that guy came up to you today and told you to follow his religion and that he gods chosen one would you listen to him? No you'd be like get the fuck away from me! But for some reason people are fucking nuts and worship the book.
ilovestaybear 2 weeks ago
@Talliesyn did you watch the full video? its pure comedy !he doesn't give a f*ck about what the bible symbolises and all of that, he just says absurd things in all his videos, thats what makes him so great. oh his funny accent helps too
orionzeden 2 weeks ago
Definitely one of furious's best!!!!!
dakine400 2 weeks ago
LOL
theguybye 2 weeks ago
also if u want it from scientific point of view then: until sth is proven it does not exist for sure but this statement works the other way round. So, please... For example Stephen Hawking said he does not believe in God but still he does not negate his existance.
Talliesyn 2 weeks ago
more twisted than twilight? seriously got sth with ur head...
another smartass wannabe critic complaining about the bible
ffs understand finally that bible consists of many metaphors which were made to make it easier to believe in God for people 2000 years ago. Nowadays humanity should be wise enough to figure it out... Seriously, pathetic video
Talliesyn 2 weeks ago
@Talliesyn So the bible, the word of god, the word of an omnipotent all powerful being isn't thought out enough to compensate for for more than about 2000 earth years?
CakesterGaming 2 weeks ago
@CakesterGaming it is... It was made for people two thousand years ago to understand and we, as slightly smarter should be aware of that and able to figure it out that God used many metaphors to describe many things, for example the time because the words like eternity were far beyond the humanity imagination.
Talliesyn 2 weeks ago
@CakesterGaming u got the same answer, as my last comment, for your pointless question, as it did not intend to bring anything new
Talliesyn 2 weeks ago
Everything about God is in a book, but we've got footage of Gandalf! HILARIOUS!!! xD
Dedokire 3 weeks ago 2
The bible is not entirely to be understand but to be followed.!!!
12345678955984 3 weeks ago
it raises some very valid points about the bible that i would never have though about :') one of your best videos <3
TinieSnipah 3 weeks ago 3
The real reason why it took so log for him the resurrect is because the Internet connection was not the greatest and he had a major lag spike.
MrThunder555 3 weeks ago
I scanned through 10 pages of comments to laugh at the haters. I wasn't disappointed.
Oh Im going to hell :(
LysanderXonora 3 weeks ago
The difference between Furious and all the other wiggers, is that he's black.
ect301fps 4 weeks ago 5
lmfao
christianmk5042 4 weeks ago
"he made the light....to see the nothing" :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Raderion77 4 weeks ago 24
Funny part (or one of them) he bought the bible but i bet he didnt read it!
SMPwhiteshadow 1 month ago
"Can't you just drink the motherfuckin' water?" ROTFLMFAO!!!!
TieeeGrace 1 month ago 37
it wasnt me, it was immaculate conception LOL xD
ForgottenInTheShadow 1 month ago 2
Haters, pack yo bags up.
You're dealing with a warrior.
No seriously.
You watch this video, you know what you are getting into.
SDKExile 1 month ago
haha itz funny that god killed more men than satan
guillermolara666 1 month ago 4
"Bee ble" lol
TheDonElizondo 1 month ago
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this is messed up... i lost respect for you
auzziefish 1 month ago
@auzziefish why!? he is joking! plus he is making some good points!
SoSayGoodbye1 1 month ago
@auzziefish ''wahhwahh sumbudy insulted mah god wahhwahh''
BathoryHail 1 month ago
@auzziefish Wait.. you mean you actually believe in the bibble? (purposefully spelled wrong. I explain because I understand it may be hard for your kind to understand.)
rubberfish613 1 month ago
@auzziefish It's his take on the bullshit that is the bible. Maybe he lost respect for you from that comment for being a naive deluded christian.
Vimtox 1 month ago
haha
HardcoreGamers757 1 month ago
lmao "I gotta know before 7 oclock"
no you don't btw...You just get looks of disapproval
TheJohnVandivier 1 month ago
Bib-le
SuperDjguy 1 month ago
1.Open Video
2.Like the video
3.Watch the video
AkoVids 1 month ago 5
...I kinda have to know before 7 o'clock, ha ha ha!! you are only going to hell IF she is under 18 and she is your mom, otherwise you're going straight to heaven (ask the pope)
chamelieon 1 month ago
The Bibble.
mkhedart0mt0avari 1 month ago
@OGFurious If da gurl iz under 18 n u wanna fuck her den u a pedophile; therefore, not only r u 'not' going to hell, but ya'll can be a 'high priest.' U can spread yo wisdom to da people so we can learn and shit.
23parkour23 1 month ago 3
hahaahaha 'six outta ten' hahah
legendarnyziomal 1 month ago
Dude man, that shit was SOOO FUNNY!!! "I kinda gotta know by 7 o'clock." Damn, man, naw that's creativity! -D
galbieguy 1 month ago
you needs to be a millionair famous person yahh
scottndawn 1 month ago
One of his best videos
ginbelg2 1 month ago
i'm a christian but i found this hilarious.
awesomeseekerdude999 1 month ago
@awesomeseekerdude999 were mostly all christian and don't give a fuck
QCBEC 1 month ago
@QCBEC it's just muslims who gives a fuck when their religion is made fun of:)
TheTimpa92 1 month ago
That was quite possibly the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. Greatest book review EVER.
TravisWilliam01 1 month ago
This is hilarious!
MrCallumThomas 1 month ago
i laughed when he said bybl instead of bible xD
carrottopsisco1 1 month ago
guess there aint no hell bro
nustiunumipasa 1 month ago
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Some things should out of respect be left alone.Bible is one.
mirasprofile 1 month ago
@mirasprofile some things, out of respect, should not be tainted by religion.
The government is one.
ShogunateFTW 1 month ago
@mirasprofile Stfu
ShinyCaveDemon 3 weeks ago
I looked up the story of Jesus and the fig tree. Jesus actually did fuck up the tree! Made me rofl.
bool9513 1 month ago
I like how all the long comments belong to religious fanatics... Trying to "enlist" you in their army via "persuasive" comment on youtube...
Laughable!
FallenAndRised 1 month ago 4
@OGFurious Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy review Please :) XD
Or even better! The 3 Musketeers!!!
FallenAndRised 1 month ago 2
im christian, but i can take a joke....
Whaa diss dude the protagonist????
we got footage of Gandalf!!!!
Definitly Subscribed XD
squiffles2k11 1 month ago
Reviev the godfather!
Faggydoo 1 month ago
only you can give the bible a 6/10...
erikthemagicalpanda 1 month ago
hahaha i laugh so much :D
fejkyno 2 months ago
Hahaha, I love your sense of humor. Keep rockin, braf :D
Stillwell86 2 months ago
I didn't know Jesus was a gangsta!
ArmadylGodSwordsmen 2 months ago
I didn't know blacck people could read.
TheAtheologian 2 months ago 61
Lolol
PVP100prcnt 2 months ago
Oh people hush, it was a joke/parody and a good one, I'm a Christan and i couldn't stop laughing my ass off. Get a sense of humor, and the others should stop bashing people who don't belive exactly like them.
XxxSakura101 2 months ago
Lmfao he had me at "bibel"
KronicAbuser 2 months ago
I told my mom. Now what?
GiratinaOriginAwakes 2 months ago
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The worst and the most evil book in the whole white world is the "bybl", it produced pedophiles, crusaders and killing and burning men/women in the name o god almighty, the book should be banned! I say! XD
Me5age 2 months ago 55
@Me5age The same could be said of almost every other religious book.
malinko35 1 month ago 2
@Me5age oh the irony
randmnumber 1 month ago
@Me5age I'd argue it was equal par with kuran
THECAPSLOCKISOFF 1 month ago
@Me5age you say that bcs u havent heard about the quran
hilletehnoob 1 month ago
@Me5age Still a better love story than twilight.
vatiz93 3 weeks ago
@Me5age I believe you must agree with me that all those things were produced by some people with a fucked up mind, not by a book. They misunderstood its message.
chris241289 3 weeks ago
"itz bible fo'shizzle and all about bible" - dave chapelle
shizn1t 2 months ago
its fine you are married... and catholic are stupid they shouldn't be aloud to call them selfs Christians, just sayin
photonman54 2 months ago
Do a Koran Review ;], that's what i thought.
SuperJower 2 months ago
@SuperJower ...I really don't think that's a good idea xD I think we like OG ALIVE not stabbed to death in the street :D
princepersia1 2 months ago 2
I don't know if you guys have ever read quraan but it answers every single question in this video.. 1st god made earth in 7 days to teach people Patience, 2nd jesus didn't really die according to quraan he got raised to heaven.
terrordrogba66 2 months ago
@terrordrogba66 Man wtf are you telling us here ?? are you drunk ? god made earth in 7 days to teach people patience ???? what people ??? there was no people at that time , and 2nd jesus got raised to heaven :)) after he was torture to death !! so what difrence make death and resurected or raised to heaven ?? same story about a sociopat father and and a emo son , so in the end go an f..k yourself with the quraan and the bible and learn to make fun about this old boring story
10zacck 2 months ago
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@10zacck I'm not against Furious but, god knew that there will be such books as bible and quraan since they were sent from god to his prophets and it would say that god made earth in 7 days, and about jesus, god raised him to the sky and replaced him with one guy that looks the exact like him so he wasn't tortured or anything and jesus isn't son of god but he is a prophet and a messenger of god, that's all according to Quraan
terrordrogba66 2 months ago
@terrordrogba66 I sincerely hope you're not grown up
...otherwise you're an idiot
PoopGrenade 2 months ago
@PoopGrenade Damn respect he has a religion.. -.-
HardkaareParkour 2 months ago
@terrordrogba66
and that quaren is written by simple people who would be called retarded, if would get pulled into nowdays.
as well as bible.
CArdsadET 2 months ago
@terrordrogba66 um, that's not true
In the Qu'ran (that's right, i can spell it), Jesus was no Son of God. He was just a prophet. In fact, his words and teachings were considered warped and ruined by the workings of men around him. Sorry, bitch, i've read the Qu'ran. And the Bible. And the hell of a lot of the To'rah. So your half-assed, not-quite-correct arguement doesn't work on educated people.
ShogunateFTW 1 month ago
actuly god doesent inpragnates anyone he mindcontrol jesus father
TheBullepower 2 months ago
if you're married to that under-18-year-old and want to conceive a child it is fine ;-)
Gercce 2 months ago
read The night of times
in french : la nuit des temps from René Barjavel
h4ckivist 2 months ago
dude real problem now is that we are 7 fuckin billion of ppl
in a non extensible place called Earth
and we don't have technology to colonize other planet
so
stop making babies !
h4ckivist 2 months ago
maybe god was annoying himself and need some games : )
h4ckivist 2 months ago
why 7 days ?
cause monday tuesday ...
why light ? try to see without
h4ckivist 2 months ago
fuck advertising man !
h4ckivist 2 months ago
God seemed like the antagonist of the story to me.
TheBiAtheist 2 months ago 4
you rock
tostrong4you 2 months ago
WHERE THE HELL WAS THE SPOILER ALERT? I WASN'T FINISHED READING IT YET!
HrMerrlol 2 months ago
A book called the Bibble lol
iAREanthonyyy 2 months ago
so great! I like the part: "in the beginning there was nothing. first he made light. to see the nothing" it is really really good!
chokoladni 2 months ago 5
this shit made me crack up
iPwntNubs 3 months ago
Awesome as always. :D
Bellathor 3 months ago
trollen'
ispitthetruth 3 months ago
Religion based on Gandalf the White, I like that.
SickOmega 3 months ago 47
God dammit, my preist takes an hour to go over one thing...please save me
OnePhool 3 months ago
you should stop talking about the bible you dont even know how to say it believe in him and you will have eternel life. you should go to the church and trust in him hes the only one who can help u . maybe you can do reviews about god in a good way .tell him to forgive you god bless you
haydee942 3 months ago
@haydee942 He is taking the piss out of the piece of shit, nonsense book the bible. It is a laughable book. now stop preaching, you have NO facts for your stupid religion, you are just gullible.
itchygonads 2 months ago
Warning: This video contains spoilers. Don't watch it until you've finished "The Bibbble"!
iamstoned4life 3 months ago 2
Haha; this is a little past 7:00 but the age of consent in the Vatican City is 12.
Ilovetheplatypus 3 months ago
how and why were black people created in the bible?
zarichepower123 3 months ago
@zarichepower123 While there isn't any specific answer to you question; some theologists have a really fucked up theory. Such is, since Kane killed Able and was banished to the land of Nod by god where no other human could ever have contact with him; then Kane must have mated with a gorilla and that's where we get black people. Isn't religious retardation great?
Ilovetheplatypus 3 months ago
The Bibel... :P
Danzzzie 3 months ago 5
Im christian and I find this so funny, im now a terrorist. Rawr.
Themongrelable 3 months ago
Do the Quran!
texlyon 3 months ago
U just earned a subscriber
happynutcracker 3 months ago
wtf LOL
fuckliao 4 months ago
I am a believer of Gandalf and the Istari.
elduranduranjd 4 months ago 23
I'm a muslim and I wish that you can upload a video about it.Thanks
Raxxer1993 4 months ago 3
i gotta know before 7:00 hahaahahahahhahaha that part was hilarious. i was laughing from the moment u said bibble. this was one of ur best and im christian
ZariDV 4 months ago
don't struggle trying to found the trues. he will let you know.
wj77wj 4 months ago
who says the catholic church got it right? they also said you had to pay for people so they could go to heaven (that's not what the bible says). it's not about teaching them about sins, it's about showing God's love to people like you and me and to forgive our sins he took the blame of us and died.
Oh and the answers to your question is: it's better to not have sex before marriage (there is much discussion about that) and if you ask for forgiveness and repent you ARE forgiven. peace out
777Semper 5 months ago
I admire people like you. I really do. I can not afford to disbelieve God - it's is so obvious to me that he created me and the world arround which is so compex and yet beautiful at the same time. It's going to take the best brains another hundreds years of trying to figure out how it all begun and they wont still know the ansewer. The big bang must have been very gracious to let humans have such a beautiful planet to live in midst of gas or stony planets don't you think ? Love of God is the key
rangelso 5 months ago
@rangelso you suffer a serious lack of knowledge about i think.. everything.. if you think the world is so complex and want to add a quick answer to it, well, you may belive in god.. but if you really want to understand the world, you must study it, so, god is the "answer" for anyone who want just to complete a puzzle, not caring if it is the right piece of it...if you look for answers youll find that the best brains in the world already have made very accurate discoveries and theories about it.
VikingMetalhead 4 months ago 2
@VikingMetalhead and the answer is not god. is humanity and time.
VikingMetalhead 4 months ago
@VikingMetalhead Well my friend at the beginning thank you for telling me my suffering I wasn't aware of. Secondly I am the last one against studying but don't you think that instead of spending whole life on examining inventions it would be much better to got to know their Inventor ? Science is not about truth - it's mostly about fame and money so I wouldn't really mix those two. Someone said absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence so with lack of evidence its still better to believe
rangelso 4 months ago
@rangelso
"with lack of evidence its still better to believe"
So you believe in Leprechauns and the flying spaghetti monster? No, it's not.
"Science is not about truth - it's mostly about fame and money "
Where in the scientific method does it say anything about money and fame? Humans are greedy, but science isn't inherently. Science is about observation, trials, and evidence. If you believe in any religion, you are irrational.
Kloborgg 4 months ago 5
@Kloborgg word! preachers bank too btw or religious figures do in general...money makes the word go around i dont see any clear arguement that can support anything where this guy is gettin his info from...i mean correct me if im wrong or send me in the right direction or sumtin...but experiments cost money and so does the bible...who gets the money when u buy a bible? theres a whole section devoted to christianity at your local hastings so im really unclear on his money thing....
justin6686 4 months ago
@rangelso yeah, praise Allah!
northernsupernova1 4 months ago
@rangelso so God made tooth paste cause thats some complex shit...and i know he sure the hell didnt make science cause there are lil books about the bible killing off people for that shit...hey wat about the crusades...hmm worshit hitler much...google natural selection and educate yourself
justin6686 4 months ago
Why this annoying accent? You should do some research about the Immaculate Conception, there was a little mistake ;-))
Very funny, even for religous people who can laugh about themselves..
MissBumblebee222 5 months ago
make a quran review, or are you too afraid that muzzies will do something to you that christians wont?
mmarko001s 5 months ago
You don't understand the Bible and its purpose dude. It's not for logical reasoning because it's not the science book. If you want logical knowledge go to evolutionists - maybe they will teach you some interesting stories but I doubt if real either.
rangelso 5 months ago
@rangelso If you dont use logical reason, then u belive everything you are told, even if it is wrong. Btw nothing is real becuase everything can be dissproven.
Gr8ish 5 months ago
@Gr8ish faith may or may not make sense at all. At most times it does though. That is why everyone no matter what education or background can believe the Gospel. Jesus wasn't supernatural freak but a ordinary man of its time. What made Him different was truth. God's truth can not be dissaproven. Anything man invented can be including the whole social system we're in.
rangelso 5 months ago
@rangelso The chances that god exist are the same chances that Zeus and the Olympians exist. Try to disprove them, well you cant you can only come up with reasons why it would be improbable that they exist, as is the same with god. By the way man did invent god as they invented the bible, and the bible tells of god. So in theory man created god, thus since you said everything that man invented can be dissproven, that can be also.
Gr8ish 5 months ago
@Gr8ish -- Existential, much? ;P
DestroyaDoll 4 months ago
"I kinda gotta know before 7:00" XD
SkcotchTape 5 months ago 2
@Karpacjanos thats so not a contradiction
averageaccount666 5 months ago
the bhible xD
narcomanel 5 months ago
You should do a review of the Mormon Bible.
privatelevi 5 months ago
One thing I never understood, If adam and eve were the first 2 people on earth, that means to populate the planet, their children had to have sex with their brothers and sisters. Incest?
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@sahil2304 Or an even better question: Did adam and eve have a belly button o.o?
Gr8ish 5 months ago 52
@Gr8ish no
jackfantoe 3 months ago
@Gr8ish they wouldnt have had one coz they were the first of all humans. the truth is that you just the question to mock without having the balls to outright do it . Word from the Bible, Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.The Lord shall laugh at him ( the wicked, he that mocks God): for he seeth that his day is coming. You will look for him one day and he will be nowhere to be found and none shall save from the terrors of your own making
manjumaru 3 months ago
@manjumaru There is no god. Now shut up your pathetic preaching. You sound like an idiot.
itchygonads 2 months ago