Clean joke: Man goes to a circus for an interview. The manager asks him what he does. ''I imitate birds'' he says. Teh manger responds, '' no we don't need any bird imitations. Just then the guy getting the interview says ''oh well'' opens the door and flies off.
A pair of jumper-cables walks in a bar and is met at the door by the bouncer. Bouncer says, "I'll only let you in if you promise that you won't start anything?!"
a man dies and goes to hell.. the devil gives him his choice of eternal rooms.. the first one has people up to thier chins in sewage. the second room has people up to thier chins in pee and poop.. the third room has people standing knee high in dog doodoo somking cigs and drinking coffee.. the man says to the devil, i can deal with this.. so the devil says great have fun.. the man goes in and pours a cup of joe.. before the door shuts the devil says.. breaks over, back on your heads!!
i got a better one. a neutron walks into a bar, orders his drink, finishes it and says to the bartender "what do i owe you?" bartender says "for you, no charge!"
Really? You are going to go call me a fat "fukin" nerd when you all you probably do is sit around watching YouTube videos? and if you are going to cuss people out, at least spell it right. Why don't you go out a do something with your life instead of just taking up space.
haha funny guy why would my grammer hav 2 be correct wen im on fukin utube and by the way ill always be bigger and better than u coz ur family dunt own a multi million pound buisness
Wow this is never going to end. I would like to see some proof of this multimillion pound business. Maybe you should make a YouTube video. Then I would have some respect for your family. But until then, I have no respect for you because you just go around cussing people out.
horrible joke teller. bad joke. not funny. if thats funny in England or wherever your from, your country must be one sad son of a b****. sorry. plain and simple.
im sorry but i dont learn how different people talk in my school. i learn things i need to know. notice how i said "or wherever your from"... and what the hell is a "twat"? what the hell are you learning in school??
Well son, when i finished school 10 years ago, i certainly knew that YOUR was something that belonged to you and that YOU'RE meant you are. You're gunna have to get your head in those books if you want to not fail at life kiddo. x
Wow. I'm in an AP English class. I don't write like that normally. I don't need to write all perfect grammar for Youtube. It's not worth taking the time. I save time by writing like I do. I am a straight A student and don't need some guy to tell me how to spell. Thank you but I don't need it. And I plan on going into an Engineering career and will make tons of money. I don't think that's a fail.
That was great. Good job. The world needs less of dirty jokes and other "inappropriate for children" type things. Wow, I am really good with words. :) Teeheee
Since I was scared of my mum and what she would do to me if I I told dirty jokes where kids could hear them... And for the record.. if you knew my mum.. you would be scared too... lol
Clean joke: Man goes to a circus for an interview. The manager asks him what he does. ''I imitate birds'' he says. Teh manger responds, '' no we don't need any bird imitations. Just then the guy getting the interview says ''oh well'' opens the door and flies off.
hombrelubinero 5 months ago
It's not a British accent.
kd0afk 5 months ago
A pair of jumper-cables walks in a bar and is met at the door by the bouncer. Bouncer says, "I'll only let you in if you promise that you won't start anything?!"
TonyDeLucci 1 year ago
i did not get a word he said with that british accent
Cupcake9720 1 year ago
@Cupcake9720 That dosen't sound british at all.
rockinrodney5000 6 months ago
Hahahahaha...that was cute! Great job telling a clean joke...Karen :)
OldFartsChannel 1 year ago
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What are you trying to prove!
frisie101 1 year ago
a man dies and goes to hell.. the devil gives him his choice of eternal rooms.. the first one has people up to thier chins in sewage. the second room has people up to thier chins in pee and poop.. the third room has people standing knee high in dog doodoo somking cigs and drinking coffee.. the man says to the devil, i can deal with this.. so the devil says great have fun.. the man goes in and pours a cup of joe.. before the door shuts the devil says.. breaks over, back on your heads!!
mikeandbone 1 year ago
sorry bud FAIL
claptonstratgreen1 1 year ago
my mom never whacked my knuckles.lol
bunnypoop2 1 year ago
i got a better one. a neutron walks into a bar, orders his drink, finishes it and says to the bartender "what do i owe you?" bartender says "for you, no charge!"
the cheesiest joke you'll ever hear.
cfire600 2 years ago
and i dont get it
TheCanonProject 2 years ago
were american we dont get wacked cross the knuckles in redneckville we get beat wit a belt
TheCanonProject 2 years ago
Really? You are going to go call me a fat "fukin" nerd when you all you probably do is sit around watching YouTube videos? and if you are going to cuss people out, at least spell it right. Why don't you go out a do something with your life instead of just taking up space.
mth17dc 2 years ago
haha funny guy why would my grammer hav 2 be correct wen im on fukin utube and by the way ill always be bigger and better than u coz ur family dunt own a multi million pound buisness
edster86 2 years ago
Wow this is never going to end. I would like to see some proof of this multimillion pound business. Maybe you should make a YouTube video. Then I would have some respect for your family. But until then, I have no respect for you because you just go around cussing people out.
mth17dc 2 years ago
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@mth17dc
funny funny guy u know wat fuk ur mum and ur sister up the anal hole coz i dont have time for scrubbers like u
edster86 1 year ago
Multi-million pound business or not...You do have Class; Too bad its 4th class~~~
kc5tng 2 years ago
I like it ya'll be nice
angela22281 2 years ago
horrible joke teller. bad joke. not funny. if thats funny in England or wherever your from, your country must be one sad son of a b****. sorry. plain and simple.
bosoxmvp15 2 years ago
He's Australian you twat, go back to school.
oSTUo 2 years ago
im sorry but i dont learn how different people talk in my school. i learn things i need to know. notice how i said "or wherever your from"... and what the hell is a "twat"? what the hell are you learning in school??
mth17dc 2 years ago
Well son, when i finished school 10 years ago, i certainly knew that YOUR was something that belonged to you and that YOU'RE meant you are. You're gunna have to get your head in those books if you want to not fail at life kiddo. x
oSTUo 2 years ago
Wow. I'm in an AP English class. I don't write like that normally. I don't need to write all perfect grammar for Youtube. It's not worth taking the time. I save time by writing like I do. I am a straight A student and don't need some guy to tell me how to spell. Thank you but I don't need it. And I plan on going into an Engineering career and will make tons of money. I don't think that's a fail.
mth17dc 2 years ago
a twat is a more upmarket word for cunt
moroney88 2 years ago
That was great. Good job. The world needs less of dirty jokes and other "inappropriate for children" type things. Wow, I am really good with words. :) Teeheee
KameronID 2 years ago
laughter is the best medicine. correct? well, im still "sick" after this joke. not funny so its not a joke.
bosoxmvp15 2 years ago
Here's a clean, dirty joke.
A white horse falls into a puddle of mud.
Chinnzo12 2 years ago
lmao
NoodlemanNO1 2 years ago
LOL. Cute joke.
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Thanks.. I got heaps.. but they will send a lynch mob for me if I tel ltoo many at one go...
DahCraw 3 years ago
Do I have ta send me mum around to see ya???
DahCraw 3 years ago
But i like dirty jokes!
mymatescallmegazza 3 years ago
Boss i cant come in today there,s something wrong with my eye,s...
Ohh whats wrong with your eyes...
I dont see my self coming in.
TrueBlueAustralian 3 years ago
That is great.. I like it..
DahCraw 3 years ago
by the way since when does a truck driver tell clean jokes haha cheers mate
TheMysteriousMale 3 years ago
Since I was scared of my mum and what she would do to me if I I told dirty jokes where kids could hear them... And for the record.. if you knew my mum.. you would be scared too... lol
DahCraw 3 years ago
lol i dont know any clean ones but i got plenty of dirty ones
TheMysteriousMale 3 years ago
I know my fair shair of dirty ones... don't you worry about that...
DahCraw 3 years ago