It's pronounced crepe (rhymes with step) not craype, you fucking American ignormaus. Only joking, love Burr. But seriously, it's crepe. It has to fucking rhyme with Suzette.
7:56 "Alledgedy back in the day there was some huge fucking plague. I think they buried everyone underneath here who died. Thats like the original poltergeis-that guy's shorts are way too short."
As a tg, i remember when i was kid thinking, "well this is rough, but i least i dont have to get married or be in the military..." L'enfer c'est les autres.
At 14:02 when he's making fun of the people cleaning out each others throat in front of everybody. That's so perfect, I hate when people do that right in front of everybody. And they're even smiling like they're doing it on purpose desparate for attention. In the movies it might be romantic, but in real life P.D.A. is extremely annoying and awkward. Behavior like that just screams, "LOOK AT ME, I WANT ATTENTION" when people do that.
Well than... If Christianity is a blueprint for being a pussy, than why don't you try NOT to hit someone back in the mouth if he talks crap to you. Your just a ignorant/arrogant prick. I hope you choke on a dick some day and die, right after reading this comment. I hope a lightning bolt hits you right in the mouth, because I'm christian and I can't! lol what a cunt. You sound like that Angry Bird character.. I hate this.. I hate that.. I bet your life is miserable
Caught Bill Burr in San Jose Ca. last weekend. If you ever get a chance to see him live I suggest you do. He did a long set and is a down to earth guy. A comic for the normal guy who goes to work everyday, hates his job and just wants to have a laugh and blow off a little steam when the weekend rolls around. My wife and I had a great time and will buy tickets again when he makes it back to the bay area.
i'm fucking dying over here. the fatal attraction bit was genius. they need to make an entire tv show with bill wired up just walking around different cities commenting on ridiculous shit.
I love how the guy at the end that says "Hepatitis?" has this desperate look of approval/acknowledgement on his face and Bill gives him NOTHING. It's awkwardly hilarious.
LMAO! The shots of Bill just walking around babbling, insulting random people are fucking hilarious. Genius idea. Funny watching the one guy who slows down behind his buddy and comes around to compliment Bill at 7:43
is that the comedy cellar from Louie?
800adam008 5 days ago
It's pronounced crepe (rhymes with step) not craype, you fucking American ignormaus. Only joking, love Burr. But seriously, it's crepe. It has to fucking rhyme with Suzette.
LondonPride25 1 week ago
HAHAHA MORGAN SPURLOCK!
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7:56 "Alledgedy back in the day there was some huge fucking plague. I think they buried everyone underneath here who died. Thats like the original poltergeis-that guy's shorts are way too short."
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5:40 lying to women. "My name isn't Frank. Its all been a lie!"
subj3ctt0chang3 2 weeks ago
SUPER SIZE ME GUY HAHAHAHAHHA
AndrosTalal 2 weeks ago
13:13
the guy behind bill has some woman/man holding his pants up for him.
wiseye61 3 weeks ago 2
I hope the guy who said "Hepatitis," gets hepatitis.
bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds 3 weeks ago
"Widows I'd Like to Fuck"
hahaha
helix537 3 weeks ago
19:53 look at those tits
DaMuzicKing 3 weeks ago
What are ya' gonna do with the body man! hahaha I laughed too hard.
bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds 3 weeks ago
As a tg, i remember when i was kid thinking, "well this is rough, but i least i dont have to get married or be in the military..." L'enfer c'est les autres.
thesearewarningsigns 3 weeks ago
holy shit was this funny. "twenty-third street...get off the train...stand clear of the doors you fucking cunts"
asstomouth1000 1 month ago
@asstomouth1000 I believe it was "toity-toid", ie. "thirty third"
wolfpox 3 weeks ago
This guy is so awesome, he must be Jesus!
EXetoC 1 month ago
Bill Burr's ARNOLD is fuckin spot on.
nobigdeal84 1 month ago
"I'm a spy-uh-Spylock-eh-Gertrude"
arla61 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 6
7:20 onwards is fucking hilarious. Especially the dude thinking he's crazy, hahaha.
Wharrrrrgarbl 2 months ago
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PlanZeeTV 2 months ago
These are awesome! Someone needs to give Bill a Travel show!
lucky44124 2 months ago 9
Crepes are actually awesome.
hootyhaha 2 months ago
16:43 Bill Burr.. you're actually ordering a spinach crepe!? "WHAT ARE YOU A FHHAAAYYGG???!!!" WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SOME BANANA PANCAKES LATER! :)
hootyhaha 3 months ago 40
@hootyhaha lmbo
vonversace 2 months ago
At 14:02 when he's making fun of the people cleaning out each others throat in front of everybody. That's so perfect, I hate when people do that right in front of everybody. And they're even smiling like they're doing it on purpose desparate for attention. In the movies it might be romantic, but in real life P.D.A. is extremely annoying and awkward. Behavior like that just screams, "LOOK AT ME, I WANT ATTENTION" when people do that.
hootyhaha 3 months ago 20
this dude is hilarious man
collectedtrepidation 3 months ago
Haha I'm Christopher Titus
mykalsc 3 months ago 5
I miss NY
XHeavenlyNightStarX 3 months ago
lol, James Taylor-what a douche.
pretorious700 3 months ago
fuck yeah bill is real. funny as shit.
MrManboobie 3 months ago
really hilarious
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Well than... If Christianity is a blueprint for being a pussy, than why don't you try NOT to hit someone back in the mouth if he talks crap to you. Your just a ignorant/arrogant prick. I hope you choke on a dick some day and die, right after reading this comment. I hope a lightning bolt hits you right in the mouth, because I'm christian and I can't! lol what a cunt. You sound like that Angry Bird character.. I hate this.. I hate that.. I bet your life is miserable
TheLobrik 3 months ago
omg widows id like to fuck thats hilariuos
Torontoraptures 4 months ago
How hairy is that fucking bush? Jesus
captainbatguano 4 months ago
I love how as soon as he talks to the cab driver they get kicked out, lmao
docripoff19 4 months ago
bill burr gets real respect because he is a damn good man. comedians seem to have the best characters
elstroshitnonstop 5 months ago
I love this guy.
86kinky86 5 months ago
8:03 was awsome
moreweirdthanfunny 5 months ago
fucking Bill he's just smashing on everyone LMFAO
SiNgHayStyle 5 months ago
burr is fkin awesome, but look at him.. looks sick like a mothafucka
yokkk1107 5 months ago
it's only a matter of time until the whole world knows the name "Bill Burr"! MMPC rules!
tIceman1988 5 months ago
Burr rules
spadanko 6 months ago
gotta love the olive tree
djwinder1 6 months ago
"Fuck you, I've done at least 800." Sounds like me during the SAT.
TMusic5 6 months ago
Bill, come to Utah! I'd like to hear your humble opinion on the whole slew of topics !
aspushkinus 6 months ago
@aspushkinus
he's got a podcast, talks about a ton of stuff if you want to know his opinions check it out.
colloredbrothers 3 months ago
Hah!
Bill rocks.
savagegalt 6 months ago
whyd they get kicked out of the taxi?
kidlaughsalot 6 months ago
"Im the Super Size me Guy. yeah yeah yeah ugh Spylock Gertrude"
best part.
ded1020 6 months ago
"How fucking hairy is that bush"
gonzalezfrank626 7 months ago
HAhahahaha I'm christopher titus bullshit on the spot what a guy lol
megamanthehitman 7 months ago
i'm christopher titus hahaha
JimenezLeon 7 months ago
Caught Bill Burr in San Jose Ca. last weekend. If you ever get a chance to see him live I suggest you do. He did a long set and is a down to earth guy. A comic for the normal guy who goes to work everyday, hates his job and just wants to have a laugh and blow off a little steam when the weekend rolls around. My wife and I had a great time and will buy tickets again when he makes it back to the bay area.
KBeneCabs 7 months ago
This shit is classic...I met bill a few years ago when he did stand up with dennis leary....he was funny as shit then and he's gotten so much better
JQuile0881 7 months ago
i'm fucking dying over here. the fatal attraction bit was genius. they need to make an entire tv show with bill wired up just walking around different cities commenting on ridiculous shit.
kvkTR 7 months ago 3
Post the unedited version!
RavenMichaels 7 months ago
I love the kid nearly walking into him and Bill brings his fist up just in time for it to be a threatening gesture, Bill Burr is the man!
uriahisonline 7 months ago
i love how noisy his fucking jacket is
nickypeeps 7 months ago
I love how the guy at the end that says "Hepatitis?" has this desperate look of approval/acknowledgement on his face and Bill gives him NOTHING. It's awkwardly hilarious.
travisbickle1984 8 months ago 8
1 of my fav comedian..respect to bburr
vonversace 8 months ago
@Seefizzle Bill mentioned on his podcast he was getting the flue or something around the time he filmed this.
Passionis92 8 months ago
I'm that super size me guy, spylock gertrude
mtownes75 8 months ago
Oh man. He's COMPLETELY right about Times Square.
Kazekoge101 8 months ago
I like the LA one Bill did but this one is even better maybe because he was in a car the whole time in the LA one
Kazekoge101 8 months ago
There's something hilarious about having Bill rip on someone that is closer to the camera than he is. Makes you feel like he's doing it to their face.
Also, glad to see him getting some recognition in the streets.
LemonNation 8 months ago 3
7:45 wootness
BigRedTower 8 months ago
yeah, keep makin these, Bill in the real world-show, this episode was great
w0rdisbond 8 months ago 3
Bill Burr Tours are AWESOME !! Keep making these !!
chinezyxx 8 months ago 3
I watch all your tours & listen to you Monday Morning Podacast! Your the best Bill!!!
Premiess80 8 months ago
the BEST tourguide ever :)
leo00o83 8 months ago
You're the shit maaaan! I'd like to see a solid hour of you wearing the wire and bustin random people's balls in the streets. Fuckin Hilarious.
bschildy 8 months ago 2
I love these tours, keep them up
zetterburger 8 months ago 2
greatest tour i have ever been on..MMPC is the greatest podcast ever..thanks bills for entertainment
teamfosgate 8 months ago 3
That shit about the emergency shirt was fabulous. I wish I could think that fast.
randman21 8 months ago
Really enjoyed this, NYC is a very unique place, great tour Bill. Pretty cool seeing you run into fans of yours too.
bfmv580 8 months ago 2
bill and i have the same phone.
rupertbee 8 months ago
"I'm Christopher Titus" LMAO! Gold!
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Vaporifix 8 months ago
Awesome video
PaperBagBandits 8 months ago 3
Bills head looks a little smaller than last year.
tristanzerafa 8 months ago
Bill Burr, with a wire, talking shit about people, walking around like Robert Stack.
This needs to become a continual thing. Bill is golden at improv.
Monday Morning Podcast!
Skelaxin 8 months ago 3
I've never had more respect for Bill Burr than after watching this... everything was spot on.
jetblackc22 8 months ago
Can this please get picked up by the Travel channel?
I would totally watch a show that was just comedians making fun of passer-bys.
allanmsteiner 8 months ago 3
@allanmsteiner
Haha agreed
zetterburger 8 months ago
"That dude think's I'm crazy, talking on a cell phone you can't see"
That made me lol
timfbmx 8 months ago
hahahaha Christopher Titus, not even Christopher Titus has said Christopher Titus since 1998
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Skelaxin 8 months ago
fuckin great bill, besides the fact that he looks like hes got malaria
michaelds204 8 months ago
the super size me guy, fucking hilarious
elliotus 8 months ago 5
hmm Boston next?
chronicuser85 8 months ago
Oooooooooh jeeeeeeeezuz.
BWATGGK 8 months ago
Diet and exercise has been working wonders for Bill. He looks a lil straved and dehydrated but other than that he did a good job losing weight.
Sixstrings81 8 months ago
time flew while watching this, Bill is a legend
swingingfordearlife 8 months ago 56
@swingingfordearlife
Agreed he's one of my favorites.
Sixstrings81 8 months ago
@swingingfordearlife
That's right brotha, 50 thumbs up! (now 51 :)
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Fizzwut 8 months ago
Hilarious
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this is the greatest story ever told.
NeckPickup 8 months ago
he'd be a great guy to just sit down with and people watch
Lucid2099 8 months ago
@Lucid2099 I so agree!!
silkq 8 months ago
LMAO! The shots of Bill just walking around babbling, insulting random people are fucking hilarious. Genius idea. Funny watching the one guy who slows down behind his buddy and comes around to compliment Bill at 7:43
MustangManiac1115 8 months ago
bill burr gets hood pass
jun712tao 8 months ago
Still my favorite living comic.
kidcarre808 8 months ago 8
Bill seriously should do a show sitting in parks riffing on people. Some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.
masonicbubonic 8 months ago
Fucking genius
DMRFILMS 8 months ago
the couple at 4:15 heard him LAWL
THEOAKCAT 8 months ago
Well, that's just awesome.
kurtbloom 8 months ago
Good shit Bill! Cant wait until you come back to the Bay Area.
bayareaballer 8 months ago
love bill burr! saw u in 1998 when u were young
dannyjock1 8 months ago
I'm Christopher Titus! WTF/LMAO Bill Burr is the fucking man.
robertparks2933 8 months ago
that was awesome!
MzaAndy 8 months ago
a "little" sick? should you be traveling in this condition?
focusgents 8 months ago
I fuckin love bill burr!
americancolt 8 months ago
haha at the nerdy kid at 7:24
RoboCop00 8 months ago