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  • Soooooo amazing your video's. You're a slight hero of mine

  • Yay Satire :D

  • mwahahahahaha! It'll take a few weeks, brilliant! :))

  • @daemonicstar I've followed your trail of comments on my vids and it's made me smile. Glad you like 'em!

  • This guy needs to get some friends.

  • MY GOD, YOUR VIDS ARE AMAZING! the "3" of you are legends (reffering to "a horrible lie")

  • @slimboyfathead Thanks! Although don't be fooled by the horrible lie video. That was, itself, a horrible lie. There's actually only two of us.

  • I don't think black holes will destroy the world, but Dan's constant mouth sounds might...

  • have the dans switched sides? dan on the left in this video is more like dan on the right in all your other videos

    great! =)

  • Awww, poor Dan.

  • Haha while I don't think anything WILL happen..when I watched the last test run live..well wanted to..right before launch stuff started malfunctioning and they had to reset the cycle. Not too reassuring.

  • I am a bit concerned that it seems that Dan makes Dan sleep on a chair every night whist he sleeps in a comfy bed. Or do Dan & Dan share a big comedy bed like that other great comedy double act Morecambe & Morecambe?

  • @showerbulb No, I don't think they do. That would be just a bit too weird to contemplate...

  • Dan...Dan...Dan...Dan.....i just found that hilarious XD

  • oh! and being sucked into a black hole as far as we know wouldn't be instant. it's far more likely it'd pull us apart atom by atom for what would feel like an eternity.

    nitey nite

  • @reallifeistoflat Hmmm... sweet dreams...

  • @reallifeistoflat yeah isn't there a time dilation or something? It reminds me of that scarey moment in stargate sg1 when they dial a system with a black hole...

    episode- a matter of time

  • @pyrosnowy the simple answer is that the higher the gravitational field the slower time runs within that gravitational field. Since the pull on Black holes is so powerful that light cannot escape it, we can assume the time would slow down expanentially. now what we can't know is how we would precieve it... it could be like a minute of brutal agony seen from an outside observer as 1000 years. anyway. that's science for yea. peace

  • it's not possible for the LHC to create enough force to make a black hole. cheers. and please stop worrying about LHC. the particle collisions that happen naturally happen at a much higher force and it still trillions of times too weak to make a black hole.

  • sounds like simon cowell a bit

  • LOL.....Dan...I'm running through some of your videos for the first time now. OMG....You're crackin me up! Awesome!!

  • Exactly same here! Came accross him today!

  • Dan you really shouldn't be so mean to Dan. The poor guy seems like he's got some pretty bad phobias!

  • your accent is so hot haha [: i loved the ahh im being sucked into a black hole haha i love you dan...and you dan

  • Again, superb!

  • Haha! I love this video :-D

  • That was some brilliant acting by Dan there. "Aah, I'm being sucked into a black hole. No, ah, aah."

  • Thanks for noticing. Alas the Oscars didn't come knocking.

  • Hahaha, 'I can't sleep either'.

  • theres no chance a black hole will instantly enierlate the earth..... it will probably take a few weeks to be honest. night night

  • lol

  • hey babeokelly, who of the two dan's do you mean ???

    @ Dan: how does it work?

    you make a sandwich, or? could you explain? and don't be afraid! no one can copy YOU!

  • I think dan smoked alittle to much of that joint.

  • Perfect

  • damn that guy has some hairy arms...

  • lol

  • It's broke. We got a few more months.

  • Aaaand.... relax.

  • ANOTHER excellent video! Good work guys!

  • Thanks higgypop...

    We're looking forward to your next outing!

    D+D

  • Dans, I could have kept you from worrying before the fact; I was supervising the whole experiment and made sure nothing went awry. It does irk me when people try to play Me, but in your case I see no harm to it, and you receive my blessings.

    Your pal,

    God

  • Dan your lil streak of black humor makes me laugh every time :)

  • Don't you hate room mates?

  • Go Dan!

  • lol dan is such a worrywort and as always spot on five star vid keep em coming i love em.

  • oh one last thing.. if science was based of the acceptance of all people living on earth we would still be in the stone age.. they need as much permission to do this experiment as you do to masturbate.. final comment!

  • the world will be swallowed by a black hole the day posting comments on science videos is considered cool... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • danedj47 we know this because the world hasn't been eaten by a black hole yet.. you really think there experiment is the first of its kind? nature does these sort of experiments every day, and yet the earth is still here? and your kidding about the collision thing right.... the earth is stationary? oh shit so the universe does rotate around the earth? who knew? lol.. anyway rethink everything you said then repost..

  • " Thank's for the comment, I'll thumb this up for good advice, I'm too lazy right now to write a 500 letter explanation with sources "

    <-- who needs sources when its a common knowledge.. sorry that you don't pay attention to life around you.. bottom line the ignorant stay ignorant.. cause there ignorant.. GG

  • Dan and Dan are amused and delighted that this video seems to have actually provoked a relatively well-informed level of scientific debate!

  • serves dan right for waking dan up . the bastard

  • Dan is such a "worry-wart"! And Dan is so reassuring!

  • Why is Dan so attached to Dan? Hes nothing but an asshole to Dan.

    Dan should move out.

  • asurith What if it gains mass.

    The reason black holes are believed to dissipate is because of hawking radiation which is an unproven theory.

    The natural phenomena that occurs is hitting a stationary object (earth) whereas the LHC is making these collide its not replicating the natural process.

  • hehe funny dude ;]

  • i couldn't get past all the breathing and mouth sounds... ugh

  • I love how science is seen as final...I think that may have been how students in the middle ages felt about their calculations of how many angels could fit on a pin, or in this past century how scientists felt CFCs were a good thing. Too bad one is more theology, and the other just happened to destroy the bonds between the ozone layer's particles. Not the best idea to think you can know the outcome of experiments with any sort of finality.

  • Ecc1:4 "a generation is going, a generation coming but the earth will stand until time indefinate" God will not allow the earth to be destroyed.

  • haha. HAHaaha.

  • LOL indeed

  • The LHC is a triumph of Human intelligence and engineering.

    I am proud to be the same race as the brilliant people who've created this marvel.

  • To bad they won't find anything though

  • "Too bad" you're ignorant and confident of something you have no reason to be. Next time you get sick, you ought to be so pessimistic and dismissive to those scientists who work their lives to save ingrates like you :)

  • Also, If they find nothing, we'll still learn a great deal. Even if the answer is "NO", it's still an answer, and that's what the folks at CERN are looking for.

  • LOL - that was so funny!

  • they havent smashed anything together yet, they only shot a laser through it to make sure it works

  • when i first heard about cern i was like wtf is going on here? i think you guys are hilarious and accurate this is how most folks feel i think..

  • We can only thank the Lord God that a black hole was not created. Thank you, Messrs Dan, for having the courage and brio to come out strongly against such nonsense. Like Icarus himself who tried to fly to the sun on waxen wings, so is human hubris punished by the All Knowing. Fortunately, this time, as you so rightly depicted, we got by on God's Infinite Grace.

    - The Rev. Mr. Richard Beave, MBE

  • If God was real, and gave man intelligence, why would he be against understanding and reverence for the universe He created? Where was God's Infinite Grace during the Black Death? What about Cholera, Measles, TB, and Small Pox? Did God send down his infinite grace to heal his people? Maybe ignorance of reality is something your God promotes?

  • Very funny! I loved it!

  • hilarious.

  • My dyslexia keeps making me read that as a 'hard on' collider. Besides, it's the BROWN holes that'll kill us.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • i wish i has friends that were ANxius like that lol .. i take a black blanket and .. lol Try and Sufficate them lol .. to helpp with the heavy breathing while lol .. saying "THis is the black hole " buddy l ol

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats fucked up !

  • started off REALLY funny aannd then lost it. decent effort. love your work otherwise

  • hehee...

  • This is soo good!, soo subscribing

  • I love the part at the start

    'Dan?...Dan?...Dan?, I cant sleep either' lmao

  • dumb whore

  • OMG HI VP

  • Haha wow this is the story of my life lol. When I found out about the LHC my husband had many sleepness nights of me asking him questions like this LOL

  • what are they talking about. is it some biological experiment?

  • you people who think cern is a doomsday device really need to be educated.. first off the experiments they conduct happen in nature millions of times a day.. this machine just lets them be able to have some control over the experiment they are better able to observe the reactions.

  • Thank's for the comment, I'll thumb this up for good advice, I'm too lazy right now to write a 500 letter explanation with sources

  • well done!

  • I dont understand why CERN was allowed to do whatever the hell it likes. There should have been a public proposal and a vote whether or not they should do this experiment.

    What is the theory they are trying to prove and how the hell do they plan on containing any of the potential dangers of this experiment.

    I dont see how it recreates the big bang because, the experiment is marred by earths gravity, the experiment would have to be conducted in space. It would be safer in space anyway.

  • there are no risks you dumbass its just your little jealous government creating bad propaganda. They're just jealous because they failed to do the same in texas.

  • danedj47.... why not just be afraid of everyday life? since the things they are experimenting on happen in every day life.. Wake up and smell the coffee.. even if they produce a black hole which i pray they do, it would only last for less then the blink of an eye then vaporize.(even quicker then that but what ever XD)

  • Dan and Dan :)

  • Your lack of scientific knowledge is cute. The universe has not been around for 4.5 billion years, that's the approximate age of the earth. The Universe has been around for much, much longer than that, somewhere in the vicinity of around 16-20 billion years-but it's really an unknown figure. As for why we would build a machine that can potentially destroy the earth? Look around you we're doing it already with pollution, wars, and the proliferation of nuclear weapons.I agree with your last point.

  • "The age of the universe is the time elapsed between the Big Bang and the present day. Current observations suggest that this is about 13.73 billion years, with an uncertainty of about 120 million years."

    straight from wiki, although I think that the LHC experiments will give us great insight into the exact age.

  • It would be great insight, but no definitive answer sadly. The current means to determine the age of the universe is to literally look up and peer as far back in time as we can, but our current telescopes and means of technology can only see so far. It also dubs the question of wether we would be able to see further than from the point of when time actually began, try wrapping your head around that one. :)

  • Anxiety attacks are the direct result of mind control on your sytem. Check my my videos

  • You also probably should have realized this is a fictional video. But those things work as well..

  • THE END IS NIGH. PREPARE YOURSELVES!

  • Any tips?

  • Meditate, then follow your heart ;D

  • Good advice.

  • Just remember, however, in an infinite universe everything happens. Now get some sleep. lol

  • go eat ur shrooms NOOB

  • You see one black hole, you seem 'em all. BFD. Sheesh.

  • Look on the bright side. A black hole assimilating the planet would solve all of humanity's problems.

  • i think some people here are getting confused between reality, and some of the stuff in one of dan brown's novels lol

    good video :)

  • check out Thom Robertson

  • nothing to worry about only four earthquakes hours after it started, and a huge storm in US gulf...conincidence? lol....

  • i can't sleep either lol

  • very good... the one in the bed reminds me of will self. very dry, english humour.

    Impressively professional 5/5

  • Cool. Dan is more than happy with a Will Self comparison!

  • Notice how Dan didn't tell Dan about the possible dangers of antimatter!

    jk.

  • Uhh antimatter isn't dangerous. It's been thought that antimatter particles are created all the time, they just anniahlate so fast that they cant be isolated. CERN has a couple of miligrams of antimater I think.

  • Hence the "jk" as in "just kidding."

  • I can't sleep EITHER......hahahahahah! The dude was out!!!

  • To be honest, I'm normally quite sure of which one is Dan and which one is Dan, but in this one, I just can't tell. Anyone know what I mean?

  • Dan 1 is the one on the left, and Dan 2 is the one on the right. Does that help?

  • Uhmmmm...

    I think I saw a Dan in Malta a few weeks ago. I should have asked him.

  • oh Dan, you are so mean to Dan... honestly, I've had a large hardon collider since wednesday myself....

  • Put your Higgs boson away, Sharpy. There may be children watching.

  • I think the Higgs Bosun might go some way to explaining Dan's preoccupation with making Dan's life a nightmare. We all know from our partical physics lessons at school that for the Higgs Bosun to exist there would need to be an exact opposite. (anti-matter if you like.) This, I think, explains the opposite peronalities of Dan and Dan, but I am still trying to work out why their hair is parted on the SAME side... maybe Sharpy's Large Hardon Collander could tell us?

  • I don't know why I didn't subscribe when I saw your other video! This is great stuff, hehe. Subbed now!

  • Welcome to our world...

  • "How do black holes get past health and safety, for christ sake?!" LMAO!!!!! this is so funny! xD I also like the part where Dan turned off the light and then Dan is like "No! I'm being sucked into a black hole!"

    lmao thats great! xD keep up the good work, guys!

  • Thank you, we'll do our best...

  • I love your movies! they are sooo freaking great :)

  • love it

  • hehe Awesome , one of your funnier dialogues ive seen , loved it

  • Many thanks.

    We like the bits in the dark.

    There's something about talking in the dark that is automatically quite funny.

    Not sure why, but hey ho, the mysteries of comedy.

  • Poor Dan... he as some issues there.

  • Excellant Dan, oh and Dan too. This is what makes coming on to YouTube worth while.

    Where are the other 2 Dans?. Did they get that job at CERN?.

  • Thanks Jonno.

    The other 2 Dans are busy with their privately funded rival to CERN. They've built it in their garden shed, and frankly I'm not holding out much hope for it, but we wish them well.

  • Actually a black hole was created, sucked us all instantiously into a mirror universe where everything is the same except if you eat a cheeto you'll become a Dan.

  • Your best yet, IMHO. Great dialogue.

  • Thankyou, somegreybloke.

    We rushed it a bit to get it out yesterday, but we're glad you think it works... Congrats again on your excellent latest too...

    D+D

  • evil!

  • Dan is kind of sexy......

  • Hahaha I loved it! Your dialogue timing is perfect!

  • Thanks. Dan didn't fluff any lines.

  • still funny as f**k man. u are great

  • Dan, at 2:22 you made Dan hyperventilate. You really should have given him a paper bag to breathe into.

  • dont black holes take many years to suck something big up? I read it took like a few thousand years for one to suck up a son

  • A son? or sun?

  • I too was perplexed by this... I was thinking maybe it was a very cryptic reference to Jesus. But actually I think they meant "sun".

  • yeah.. lol I meant sun

  • wait so the worlds going to end? aww man that means no more dan and dan.... dude...

  • back to the topical! Cheers,

  • back to the topical! Cheers,

  • This video made me think of something. Do you guys sleep in the same bed? LOL Either way, you guys make great videos. I aspire to reach your greatness.

  • No, separate beds. We hoped that by Dan pointedly sitting next to the bed, that would be clear. We don't even want your minds to go there. It's too strange.

    Too frightening.

  • You guys crack me up!

  • This is stinking hillarious! I squeeled when I saw that you had uploaded a new video, and I'm still laughing. I think this is one of the funniest movies so far! Dan you rock! Don't tell Dan I told you that.

  • Glad to make you squeal :)

  • Great stuff guys. At least i survived today to watch this :)

  • So avoiding armageddon was worthwhile :)

  • ah i love dan more and more..

  • But not Dan...?

  • Wonderful, Dan and Dan! I thought I was the only one who lay awake all night thinking of these things!

  • Dan is such a pussy. If not for Dan I wouldn't even watch this.

  • Cheers bluesrunthegame. Isn't your username a song covered by Nick Drake? And a rather lovely song too.

  • Yep, the original is by Jackson C. Frank. Nick Drake had covered a few of his songs.

  • great 5 star video as always.

  • Don't worry, Dan, I'm concerned too. :P

  • But are you conCERNed?

    See what we did there?!!

  • lol 1 hour until we die :p

  • good vid dan

  • brilliant video dan, and you as well dan

  • hahaha genius. great video!

  • well, we're still alive, and we didn't get teleported to Xen. Damn, I had my red crowbar all ready.

  • I know. I too am frankly disappointed. Ah well, roll on 2012.

  • lol. I love Halflife.

    and Dan you're great but I'm a bit worried about Dan.

  • Oh Dan you really need to stop listening to all that paranoid talk and Dan's always trying to get your goat so no worries k?

  • HOORAY! A NEW DAN AND DAN! ... i too have been consumed with fascination about the CERN project and the black holes. but i must correct you, dans, because death by black hole would not be instantaneous; rather, the process of being excruciatingly slowly sucked into a black hole is called "spaghettification" and this name is QUITE apt. i myself woke this morning at 6am feeling for any stray gravitational pull. at first i couldn't tell, but decided there was none, and fell back asleep.

  • Dan's glad he's not the only apocalypse worrier round here arequipa1...

  • Great as always! Wish I had something wittier to say :)

    And don't worry, Dan, it will all be okay. I know you're only tormenting Dan because deep down inside you're scared, and pretending to be strong helps.

  • When I am having my anxiety attacks I prefer having lots of cushions around. (I am a Bit clumsy). Try it, Dan. It's great. No more bruises! Dan, stop picking on Dan. He is very fragile.

  • True. Dan is indeed the fragile sensitive kind.

    He had a hard time at school.

  • This machine doesnt have the power to destroy the universe. A theory is that there is a super massie blachole at the centre of every galaxy and I cant remember the last time one of them destroyed the universe.

    And if a blackhole was created it would take around four years before it destroyed the Earth, in ...dum dum dum...2012.....2012 is a load of shite aswell btw.

    Great videos anyway

  • Thank you.

    And you're right, it's a load of hype. Black holes are everywhere. You've been able to buy them online for a few years now. I've got one in my garage.

  • Dan is going to give Dan a heart attack. Dan should probably take his valium before he explodes. Or before he implodes I suppose, given the subject. Nice CERN pun btw.