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  • We were lies to in order to get support for the Iraq war. Now they're pulling the same shit for Iran. We're told Iran has missiles that can carry nukes to America. We're told they're goin to invade Israel this year. Blah blah blah. It's bogus guys, Iran is no threat.

  • I bet Chino Moreno was walking down the street one day in California and got one hell of a surprise from a psychotic woman with a crush.

  • Paul--I've been a fan for awhile and i have one simple thing to say--actually two:

    1. Please make videos more often. I absolutely love your endless well of crazy stories.

    2. Stop apologizing for being a geek. Everybody knows the people who are dorks in their teens are the cool people in their 20s and 30s.

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  • wow....

    that internet relationship story was.... wow

  • just to say HI ,i found you through TJ page and subbed ,on the subject at 0.4.00 ,do you remember the Iraqi SUPER GUN ! ,apparently this thing was capable of firing satellite's into space ,along with nuclear weapons ,which all turned out to be complete bullshit ,but never mind it did the job ....just to say that was the first gulf war ,as i am old enough to remember it ,first hand ..good luck ,also will be giving a donation to the occupy people ,after watching your vid ::))

  • If I were you, I would ditch that bitch of a sister. She sounds like a brainwashed moron.

  • Paul's an AMAZING talker and thinker, his thoughts and opinions on all major issues are to me totally golden. But man....... too bad he doesn't have more refined taste in video games.

  • its not a conspiracy if its true.

  • @117gotmilk i don't think you know what conspiracy means...

  • You are amazing. Just a great talker and extremely intriguing. Keep it up!

  • fuck, paul. you are an interesting mother fucker

  • Paul should play dark souls -player has invaded the game- OOH SHIT NOT MY SOULS

  • These are some amazing stories you got there buddy and you tell em well. Most entertaining Q&A session I've heard..

  • Your a fan of Slim Shady? Nice, I like you even more now.

  • i dont think you understand how awesome that last story was; fucking gold

  • I wonder how long itll be until there's advertisements on tanks and shit:P

  • Hey Paul, the online in Diablo, sounds similar to the online in a PS3 game called Demon's Souls. Whenever you play online, if you're in your human mode, some random dude for shits and giggles and invade your world, and kick the shit out of you. The spiritual sequel ,Dark Souls recently came out for PS3 aswell as 360, so if this sounds interesting to you, check either of them out. Be careful tho, the games are hard as fuck.

  • 38:17 - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If you like that feeling of dread and potentially being hunted down and killed in a game, you should try Eve Online. Nothing like mining ore in an obscure and vacant solar system only to see someone enter the system and wonder whether they're just passing through, or are a pirate who's hunting miners.

  • do you remember the Iraqi ,SUPER GUN ,("1990")that could put spy satellites into space,along with being able to fire nuclear weapons ,that were capable of hitting Israel !...............oh and ah! ... britain :)

  • Hey Paul, the problem with the 9/11 conspiracies I've heard is that they're based in bad science. The government is never open and honest but something as large as planting bombs would have leaked. As far as government knowledge of the attack beforehand, there was a terabyte of data collected by the Information Dominance Center but it was considered unconstitutional and deleted because there was information on American citizens which had been collected without a warrant.

  • I last my ass off at the diabolo part. Priceless

  • Paul, I love the long videos. I like you blabbing on for hours on end, it's amazing. Don't worry about chopping it down ;-)

  • I agree with Paul's answer on the first question. i got some weird looks when I was having a discusion with one moron about the army and I told that army shouldn't be mandatory because they train people to be obedient and think in a particular way. Which they do. I guess none of these assholes have seen Full Metal Jacket

  • But, being that heavy, didn't she have really loose skin and stretch marks? She was 200lbs over weight!

  • Honestly, I don't particularly care if it were the September 11th attack were by Islamic morons or the government. Even though I DO think it was Islamic terrorists, it doesn't particularly matter. The government still used the attacks to manipulate the people, and so the net result is basically the same. Arguing who actually did it seems kind of futile and silly to me when viewed in that light.

  • Oh holy FUCK , RECOVERY shirt! Paul your fucking awesome!

  • Are you Big Fat Pauly?

  • You officially have the best 'answer' series outta any YouTuber I've ever seen. TJ's suck for the most part 'cause he's lazy and doesn't answer seriously. Cody's are really good but yours transcend his. You're so entertaining, wise, articulate, interesting to watch and tell great stories. Kudos to you, good sir.

  • Funny to see a fat guy drinking something without calories, like water. Dosent make sense sort of

  • You are a great cool guy!

  • recovery shirt:P

    

  • You're awesome! In my opinion.

  • If you could either never use the internet again for any purpose whatsoever, or never utilise a non-online (real life) store again (including clothing, food, petrol, electronics etc) which would you choose?

    By the way I'd love to hear your thoughts on the movie "District 9". If you haven't seen it please spare 90 minutes- you will be impressed

  • wow being an athiest really isnt a big deal in england, not even discussed or thought of nobody gives 2 shits.

  • DIABLO?!?!?!? FUCKIN N00B! FALLOUT 2 FALLOUT 2!

  • @CreamofFetus Ha, Fallout 1 is better

  • That was fucked up

  • I know exactly what you mean by that man i had a major problem with that shit after a girl i had relations with for over 4 years. I shoulda broken it off the first time we broke up...

  • Fuck TJ youre the best Paul

  • @Sazoo23 TJ has said that Paul's his favorite Youtuber...so what the fuck are you ralking about?

  • Plagiarism at its best

  • Fuck man. You gave me the laugh of the day. If its sad or not, i dont give a fuck. Thank you :)

  • I could listen to this guy talk forever.

  • damn dude that is fucked up

    

  • Paul... you have the Trivium. :)

  • I don't see what the government would have to gain with 9/11.

  • wow.  Paul, I swear you get into some screwed-up situations.

  • Thanks Paul. I started watching this on a whim, agreed with all the points you made about the government and then suddenly you opened up about that deep relationship and it almost felt like therapy to me. I'm going through that stage of subconscious suicide you went through and hearing it described by someone else is unbelievably helpful.

  • heyyyyyyyyyyyy its Trent Pauly Chino Moreno!!!!!!

  • heyyyyyyyyyyyy its Pauly Chino Moreno!!!!!!

  • "really gives me a nerd boner"

  • You were had by a vampire. Glad you got away. There's more to life than having it sucked out of you.

  • quite the ladies man, i see.

  • lmao chain mail of the moon

  • It's easier for me to believe the story involving the alien encounter during your youth than the one about the internet relationship. It just sounds so crazy to me. What if that woman never contacted you again becuase she commited suicide? I don't know, that just sounds so cruel.

  • Lol maybe a little too much info on the relationships there. Awesome vids anyway, it's rare to see someone who actually thinks for themselves lately... Damn, that's pretty sad, ain't it? And I swear I was about to start playing some Diablo 1 right before you mentioned it, my mouse was hovering over the shortcut. Keep making vids fatboy, peace :).

  • you sir, earned my subscription..

  • wait at like 43:40 you say she got your name, and that you were a jr, so she had your dad's name and number, but then you say like a minute later that you said your name is trent, what up with that(seriously this is perplexing to me, i asked this but never got an answer, whats up with that paul?)

  • DIablo FTW :D

    I assume you prefer Diablo II over the first one? I tried the first one and its just one big dungeon and the game has many faults.

  • LOl Nerd boner. God i love you.

  • Hey Paul, or should I say Paulie haha Normally I agree with what ufo5440 said but I was entertained throughout :) Awesome video, gonna watch the others after this has finished.

  • that was a good video Pauly Shore

  • What you should do is broken it down to 15 minutes a piece... I'd rather watch Lord of the Rings trilogy and you still wouldn't be done talking! lol...but all puns aside you talk a good talk. Just saying it's hard to follow you for almost a full hour without the viewer getting in a "I don't care what this guy has to say anymore" type of mode....hope you get my just here and not disregard this as just one of those "text and not video" type of comments.

  • @ufo5440 Totally understand where you're coming from. I'm not a huge fan of long videos either. Most of the time my videos never break the 15 minute mark.

    That being said, this series was pretty popular and pretty damned well-received, so something tells me there are quite a few people out there who don't feel the way you and I do. I had a lot of questions to answer coupled with limited time and desire to do youtube. You can't please everyone. There are 90+ videos on the channel 10 mins or less

  • @PaulsEgo Yep, you can't please everyone. I'd like to see anyone disagree with that statement, lol.... anyways, looking forward to some new ones cause I like what you have to say.

    Sincerely,

    10 minutes or under club :)

  • @PaulsEgo I'm one of them. The longer the better. I often use these answer videos for when I have hard time sleeping, or I run them in background of some games. It's very relaxing.

  • @PaulsEgo talk forever Paul, the more information and knowledge you throw at me the greater chance I can grab some of that intelligence of yours, and I thank you

  • @PaulsEgo HI! :) Just wanted to let you know if you start separating these videos int multiple 15 minute parts I will locate you and murder you in your sleep.

    Cheers :)

  • @PaulsEgo PaulsEgo I love you

  • @PaulsEgo Not to just suck your dick, but I could genuinely watch a 4 hour video from you if it's as entertaining as this. I pretty much watched part 1 to 5 in one sitting.

  • @ufo5440 You'd rather watch LOTR over Paul? Are you insane?

  • @MermaFX I guess if you put it that way, yes! :)

  • Jesus christ Paul, get your vids at least under the 30 minute mark... only one I fully watched of yours so far was the one where you go off on TSA and america the shamed. Yes I agree that you're just another fat dude behind a cam ranting and ranting about america, but c'mon dude, no one is going to fully watch practically almost 3 hours of "The Ego Answers!" unless I'm a super huge fan or a family member or something! Might as well make "The Ego Answers" the movie or documentary.

  • could only wish i had the balls to reveal myself as easily as you do.

    :From this point on you are one of my heroes.

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  • wowowow at 43:23 you said that you had told her your first name and then she looked up your last and she called your house line, and then at 44:10 you say you told her your name was trent - whats up with that

  • Holy fuck that last story drew me in big time. When you said she left he husband I literally said out loud, "Ooh fuck no!" lol that was an incredible story and as painful as it must have been, I really appreciate you telling it.

  • It's not a "three-part" its a trilogy YOU STUPID FAT FUCK!

  • you're a great story teller

  • I'll admit, Paul, I laughed pretty damn hard at the cyber-sex part.

  • Is there a technique to getting a timber voice? You sound awesome.

  • I ended up here by following TJ's favourites and I'm glad I did. You are a brutally honest man and entertaining to listen. Favourited and subbed.

  • i could listen to these stories all day man, i watched them 3 then 2 then 1, don't know why. That phone story was crazy, you must of been well out of your depth to say the least. Great stuff

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  • Heartbroken, I rushed into a relationship with a very attractive young woman that I hardly knew, got married, had a kid, STAYED in the US Navy (which I hated), got into debt, got divorced after we learned we hated each other, owed child support, and got tangled up in the Navy, despite my pretty much hating it, for just under 13 years.

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  • For a few years leading up to 9/11, Osama bin Laden had threatened an attack on the United States. The U.S. ignored this, which they probably shouldn't have because the CIA trained him and a lot of his group.

  • Hey Paul! I really enjoyed your stories! You should consider radio if you havent already. Peace

  • Great video Paul. Loved these stories.

  • Thumbs if at 20:10 you pictured the "okay face" from rage comics!

  • Magnificent work Sir!

  • you know you look quite alot like Chino Moreno does now especially if you dyed your hair black. If you met up with her now, you could totally pass for an older version of a younger-Chino Moreno lookalike. If that makes sense.

  • lmfao I love your crazy stories. I did something similar to the internet thing when I was 14 and to this day I'm still shitting myself from time to time about them finding me. With something so horrifically immoral like that behind you, what can you do but laugh about it guiltily X]

  • Am I misunderstanding something? You told her your name was Paul and she found your father's number because you're a Paul Jr. Then you say you told her your name was Trent.

  • I tried to keep it serious but laughed out loud at the Chino Moreno part.

    What an asshole thing to do, but what an entertaining story.

  • if only time machines existed!

  • naoooo the best old school game possibly the best of all time was red alert! fuck yeah!!!

  • The facts of lives sacrificed and wasted upon the altar of the Vietnamese War are even more horrifying…

    Legitimate estimates put the total lives lost approaching 3 million, while even the most conservative approach 1 million human beings dead, not to even mention the disfigured victims that wish they were dead.

  • *rofl* Really, Paul? A 911 conspiracy moron? No, the government is rarely truthful, but that's NOT what the 911 truthers are claiming. They're claiming the US government -- a barely functional clusterfuck of barking primates, who only recently climbed out of trees -- staged the most elaborate heist in history, and left no trail whatsoever? And you compare this with telling politically expedient *lies*? Wow.

  • @ReductioAdAbsurdum No you're a RERE, thats just ONE theory. What about those like me who believe that even though the government may have not been directly involved, they knew what was going down and allowed it to happen,. I believe paul even said that.. PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION.

  • "What about those like me who believe that even though the government may have not been directly involved, they knew what was going down and allowed it to happen"

    Because that's only *slightly* less nuts. Paul suggests that there's a history of comparable lies, but NONE of the examples he gives comes anywhere close.

  • Holy shit.

  • Yup day of rage on the 20th lets march on Washington.

  • Very entertaining stories Paul.

    Diablo is a fun game, I used to play an online game called Asheron's Call which has the same PvP system, where you won't know who will up and kill you out of nowhere. I love that intense rush of online combat, a very unique experience.

  • Thank you for sharing your story, I've never watched any of your video, but Subscribed and Favorited.

  • I agree with you that it is right to question the american government. But ive looked through many of the conspiracy theories put forth by Loose Change and such, and they jump to very large conclusions without any evidence, so as a skeptic i have to say that those are bullshit. Yes the American government lied to us, no shit, they always do, but the claim that they organized the whole thing lacks evidence and logic

  • Wow fucking epic story telling

  • I love you Paul. I felt connected personally to 80% of the stories in this vid. Currently I'm 4 months out of a 2 year relationship and my weed intake has skyrocketed.

  • WOW man, great video! i didn't think i would watch all 45 minutes of it, you're a great storyteller. also, i feel like i've had some similar experiences as you. i got out of a terrible relationship (my first and only relationship so far, i'm 23) last summer. it lasted 2.5 years, not as long as urs, but still. also, when i was 16 i had a short (2 month) internet relationship with a girl i met online, that ended in her lying about her age, much younger than i thought.

  • I think that the "bad intelligence" thing wasn't so much people making things up (obviously there were likely a few incidents of this), but more along the lines of people saying things like "I wonder if he has biological weapons?" or "It's possible that he may have drones.", and then someone misinterpreting these things as confirmed facts. I'm not saying that the U.S. government never made anything up, but that the whole question to gossip to "confirmed" fact probably had a bigger involvement.

  • Recovery t-shirt :D

  • I fucking love the deftones dude. A lot of your stories are reliable

  • Amazing video.

  • nice plug on the gatorade

  • Terrific video. And as biggest regrets go, yours is actually a worthy experience. You went through it and you learned.

  • My first time I lasted like an hour and made the girl cum like 7 times. YAY

  • Original Diablo. This guy is fucking awesome.

    If I knew him in real life, he'd be a good friend of mine.

  • sounds like you would like that darkfall online rpg... pvp always active and full loot always on

  • Thank you, Paul.

  • He answered my question first? Wow. That's pretty awesome.

  • 18 year old virgin? Damn Paul.

  • ...Paulie.

  • Of the moon? Noob! OF THE ZODIAC!

  • god damn, Paul. You're a fuckin' badass.

  • Paul, you have the most interesting channel on YouTube.Keep making videos.I watch you all the time.

  • I've been on youtube from the day it was invented and you are have the most interesting and entertaining stories I've seen here. Go forth paulsego.  Peace

  • you're awesome.

  • "We weren't told the truth about 9/11?"

    The government doesn't need to tell us anything, there are thousands of independent studies and investigations that have painted a pretty clear picture of what happened on that day.

    When you say stuff like that, I find it hard to believe that you are applying skeptical reasoning to what your suspicions are.

  • @daedamot Word.

  • ..also those stories were highly interesting. Your life may be a sitcom and/or drama.

  • ..but when you say that the US could have been complicit, I don't think that counts as a "conspiracy theory" in the popular sense of the phrase. It's more of a theory about a conspiracy, but not a "Conspiracy Theory©". The problem is if you so much as theorize about a conspiracy, the tin foil hat crew think you're one of them. And if you make it clear you're not, then you're "one of the sheep" who don't know about the holographic planes and "thermite bombs" and shit. :/

  • "At what point did conspiracies become this fantasy thing?"

    Not conspiracies - conspiracy theories. It's a mindset - almost religious - of trying to piece together every event as part of a grand unified whole, directed by unseen forces with seemingly superhuman power, and for which the evidence is the lack of evidence against it. Example: Birds die; the US did it! Egypt revolts; the US did it! Earthquake happens; the US did it! For examples, look at the top comments on RussiaToday's videos.

  • all your stories were hilarious lol.

    Honestly I wouldnt have come clean with the internet lady anyway, its better she doesn't know.

  • i had never heard Diablo described like that, makes much more sense now why its so popular,

    Walen story pretty hilarious

    i empathize a lot with the story about your sister, i feel like that 'giving in' and 'being the better person' is a trait of many of us here in the atheist YouTube community, and that's why we're here, this is our outlet to not give in, this is where atheists are allowed to behave much as you have described you sister with her religion.

    wow, most fcked up thing FOR THE WIN!!

  • Good job Paulie!

  • these are good questions everybody should ask themselves.. i know i have.

  • The bigger the event and the more people involved, the less likely a conspiracy is involved. That's why moon-hoaxers are morons. The American government could not have been involved in planning 9/11, but it's possible they might have covered up some embarrassing facts about their incompetence in preventing it or things like that.

  • "She is trying her best to rape me...." First time Ive heard someone say that.

  • that ear shit does it for me too

  • THIS IS AWESOME!!

  • dude! I like to think that you are the real American!

  • CAN YOU DO A PIECE ON ANXIETY ATTACKS AND BRAINY BLOOD VESSELS POPPING OK

  • i want to get ripped with the EGO

  • I'm confused, if you told her you were Trent, how can you also be Paul like your dad?

  • The question isnt "why do people believe in 911 conspiracies". The real question is how do 3 concrete and steel structures fall at nearly free fall speed with out help?

    GD evangelics are everywhere. I know a few people that got sucked into that BS. Anyone can be unbrainwashed, but they have to want it.

  • I could watch these videos 24 hours straight and not get bored :D

  • I would have done the same thing in the situation with the girl whispering in your ear.

  • I would have done the same thing in the situation with the girl whispering in your ear.

  • Get Demon's Souls, VERY simillar.

  • hey man thanks for this! very interesting and a young person like me can take a few lessons from your stories! great video

  • Paul, I love you man. Totally the best story teller ever.

  • I think Demon Souls on the ps3 you can go into other peoples games and hunt them. So you might want to check that out

  • I love how you don't say "fucked up" you just say "fucked".

  • I love how you don't say "fucked up" you just say "fucked.

  • lol, amazing regret story.

    God yes.

  • Lol Chino Marino good choice. that's the best story ever shame on you Paul although i have done so much worse shame on me...

    Deftones are amazing also

  • Pauls is an Eminem fan.! :} look at his t-shirt. "RECORVERY"

  • nice vid pauly

  • Original Diablo *dr0000l*

  • as I said before, Paul needs to have his own radio show!

  • @PaulsEgo I enjoy that you've gone back from your decision not to do answer videos again.

    its a pleasure watching those kind of videos (which is why i liked the stickam and beer-session too)

  • Hey Paul, Being a Canadian, I'm not as exposed to the American lifestyle, although they are still prevalent, I wanted to give you a round of applause for your videos and opinions, fringe and unpopular as they are, because it is truly wonderful to see someone who can look at what their country is doing and become very disgusted about it. In these times of tea party protesters saying America is the best country in the world, it's nice to see some reality. The WORLD needs more people like you. :)

  • Amazingly candid, and you are doing a fantastic job telling these stories, very interesting to listen to.

  • Wow

  • I could listen to you all day long, you're quite the entertainer. And I'm glad that not only your videos on religious topics are great.

    Greetings from Europe.

  • I'll just be very brief and summarize my thoughts into a list of numbers.

    1. Humorous depicting of your Diablo-experience.

    2. The Rest - Intriguing and certainly interesting to the all (presumably) empathetic men/women to share your weight simply in the comment-section and let yo