Near Fatal Shark Attack

[dpfencing]

what a fucking minge !!!!!!!!!

[Planet5even]

dam... how many pixels is this?

[EmilyRebeccaPOW]

Misleading title to get more hits but brilliant footage nonetheless :-)

[ninjakid09]

this is a shark not a shark attack

[kennnoo]

That was shit

[ekorusoy]

who are these idiots behind the camera?

[surpris3m345]

I read somewhere that there has been no reported hammerhead attacks.

[misspellt]

try to get the shark in THE pixel.

[MrBandogs]

film this with a vibrator.?

[jimbonepdx]

Hammerheads aren't maneaters, douchebags!

[dannyb1314]

were you sitting on the back of a shark when you filmed this ?

[cameltoe797]

frat boy can't quit talking they are like 13 yr old girls lol

[lejonvahi]

*pushes you off the balcony* :-)

[alibarber23]

Annoying bunch of cunts.

[mrBobcaruana1956]

shit camera man.

[celticprideism]

Maybe we should be getting people out of the water?

[GabeCastroYo]

lmao the camera man is comedy...

[quazzie11]

Horrible camera work, FAR too much yakking about stupid shit (are you males or little school girls???) so, yeah.... if you ever think about a career as a cameraman, forget it... immediately.

[wecankillit]

"durrrr...its stalking them!" haha, what a douche. Good job cameraman, way to NOT keep the camera on the shark. You guys suck at life.

[dale3ddavis]

camera boy is an idiot....... jr dickhead dog.

[twosummer]

were gonna need a bigger boat..

[TheHeatOfTheMoment1]

what r u hig u fukin bitch something could've happened and ur laughing

[TGxDroppin]

what the fuck bro there was no attack and you cant even keep the fucking camera focused on a 9ft shark like how fucking retarded are you its like you have fucking down syndrome.

[sabMysterrr]

who cares its ther vid they can talk if they want bitches

[maorigooner]

It's good that you allowed someone with parkinsons disease to do the filming.

[murphslaw123]

He's too drunk to hold the camera still.

[MrBandogs]

Kind of Sucked..Attack??Attack of the Girly Boy Laughter

[pineiro8]

Stop with the shake shake of the camera u can't see shit like that

[NightTimeRightTime]

yea....this video would be better without the dickhead commentary.

[kaileighmiller21]

what the...???? that wasnt even a shark attack i was exspecting more... next time make it real.....

[JapaniseZombies]

Im just watching coloured squares

[TheNickthequik]

i love the part where the camera stays still and when the americans don't talk

[genival004]

fuck betch

[hemnetjer]

@moroccan4lifeone I agree fully with you......sick and disgusting race!!!

[Dalgyon123]

ass holes try not laughing and tell them to git the hell out of there

[ThePentaxGuy1]

Hey twatface! Would you be laughing if you were being stalked by a fucking hammer head???

[Moroccan4lifeone]

this Video proves how fucked up and backwards Americans are. a bunch of heartless unhuman beings . too bad u werent these for shark diner at least we would have a few less heartless useless fucks on this planet.

[bmuniz1983]

it would have been better if the guy holding the camera wasn't having a seizure!

[rshweky9]

ASS HOLES!

[IgotGreens101]

Is it really that hard to hold the camera still? were you masturbating as you recorded..........

[JesseMusicc]

hi, I don't know how to hold a camera. Bye.

[KleineHansel]

near fatal

[LoveoTiannaaa746]

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[Elvin1337]

wow the camera dude is retarded, shaking and swing the camera and sht sheesh

[D3cyTH3r]

fukin camera man sucks

[JeeKayak]

DUDE How the fuck is that a shark attack!? Its a curious shark doing its thing in the ocean.....

[Pasqually]

@Davjb2010 U CANT KICK A SHARK >:P

[paulvdhoek]

near

[5AMTUBE]

@Davjb2010 no you fucking wouldnt

[APandaOnPiano]

:L i love how he's laughing about it :P

[TheSwedishEagle]

Well, it's a hammerhead. Would be worse if it was a bullshark or a great white...

[The1Shot1KillLegend]

why the hell are they laughing. somebody could have died u dumbasses

[fusilier45]

Near fatal?The shark didnt even go for anyone

[SuperYellow1989]

jesus wheres these guys compassion? id be going crazy hoping those surfers r ok

[abus777]

Tittering little bitches...Shout your mouths for 2 minutes ass holes

[globodog]

@abus777 yeah or at least learn to hold the camera straight, dumbasses

[YSN524]

The camera man will stop laughing when he found out the swimmers are his brothers or sister. Idiotic camera man.

[Denykorn]

guy's you fuck!!!!!

[MrWilliam5564]

hold the damn camera still, god

[cannotfindavoice]

Who in the hell are the shits taking this film, They have to be some kind of retards. Its obvious that they have not got one brain between them, who in Gods name watches something like that & just laughs & does nothing. Lets all have a real good laugh eh. Lets get these guys to go out on there boards & splash about until a shark comes stalking them. I just wonder if they would be laughing them, lets film it & see shall we?

[buminbeer2]

Fucking retard, teehe, this is funny, fags.....I hate you

[homegirl224477]

oh my gosh bevis and butthead had returned

[thetommygun958]

i think the cameraman is rattling for his next rock

[magictouch82]

what a fucking retard filming this! why is it always morons who are given the camera?

[bigtits550]

holy motion sickness.. the one holding the camera, get a new hobby!!

[JR381994]

picture these guys on animal planet

[cmonty72]

That was funny.  Sharks are out there...we know it and we still go in so laugh away.

The cameraman could film UFOs perfectly.

[joegregorio1]

Yea dude you suck with the cam

[hoedown96]

u guys are funny hha

[richyloco19]

too much jerking off dude!!! shit keep the camera still...

[Decbabe85]

Why are those people that far out into the water--they deserve to get their stupid ass bit...

[IbeJaleel]

The cameraman is so annoying, what a douche bag!! If I were near him, I would've threw him off the balcony, then video tape him as he meets the pavement. That would've been more exciting than seeing the near fatal shark attack.

[jeanjij722]

@IbeJaleel hahahaahahahahaha

[NeilMcCauleyLIVES]

To the ppl who commented on the group's comments. What do you want them to do. Based on the zoom on the camera they were hundreds of yards away. No one would've/could've even heard them yell shark, etc. At that point, it's just watch life unfold before your eyes.

[ChimeraFace]

A shark coming within five feet of someone isn't a "near-fatal attack."

[TheTinhowpt]

caralho!!!!

[mrsdurall]

In my own opinion, which doesn't really matter, I hated the camera man skills. Second, not sure why they were laughing, being attacked by a shark wouldn't be all that funny, im thinking very very painful and terrifying. Those people out there in the water are someones family/friend. I personally wouldn't want to lose a friend or family member. But like I said, just my personal opinion ;)

[mrsdurall]

In my own opinion, which doesn't really matter, I hated the camera man skills. Second, not sure why they were laughing, being attacked by a shark wouldn't be all that funny, im thinking very very painful and terrifying. Those people out there in the water are someones family/friend. I personally wouldn't want to lose a friend or family member. But like I said, just my personal opinion ;)

[freeheretic111]

The comments by the people filming this were really callous.

[scruffyrunkin]

fucking ass can't keep camera still. fucktard

[stickman1925]

wtf

[IngeniousMrToad]

why are of stupids peoplings and swiimingly of an sharkling? - sharklings are of an very of drangerous and likingly to of alwaysly eating

[xxclaire133xx]

it would be cool

[xxclaire133xx]

wish they got eating

[PlayGurlParty]

Good footage bad camera man

[Smiliegirl76]

What losers! Seriously, I guess having a camera is to compensate for lack of some thing,Mmm..maybe if we put you guys next to a shark and video it, you'll see the humour there too...

[Zylarlander]

Wow, i was too distracted by the people talking to care about a shark that didn't attack.

[uboot1967]

Is this a joke you stupid?????

[ludgvanafc]

American knobs

[TheFuckchucka]

retard americans laughing from a hotel balcony if they were in the water all you would here is there little bitch screams as they cried for mummy ...... fuckin idiots

[Rotpig]

Near fatal? Wtf?

[kiro1990122]

@Rotpig hahaha yea strong title

[chocoblend1990]

usually hammerheads attack boats or any objects for that matter..it was just scouting i think..WTf was the dude doing?laughing while those poor surfers did not even know what was going to happen.you dip shits!

[SaveSharks16]

lmfao, people so over react to the sight of a shark

all you have to do is stay calm in a situation like that

you're safer when you're on the board, just keep your feet out of the water and stay calm til you know it's far from you then start making your way back to shore

also, if possible, try to identify what kind of shark it is

i mean, hammerheads have never ever attacked a human so you can easily just swim back to shore

[flightlessbird34]

@SaveSharks16 have hammerheads really never attacked humans?

[SaveSharks16]

@flightlessbird34 yuppers! not one report about a hammerhead shark :)

[flightlessbird34]

@SaveSharks16 well that makes me feel a little safer in the water haha

[SaveSharks16]

@flightlessbird34 haha, yees but your chances of you actually being attacked let alone being KILLED by a shark are very very very very very and i mean VERY little

you just have to know the waters your swimming in, never swim alone, don't swim in murky waters, don't swim at dawn and don't swim with jewlery on :)

and if you ever see a shark, just stay calm, the worst possible thing to do is freak out and spalsh, i know it's frightning but you have to stay as calm as possible

[thegirl44]

@SaveSharks16

There have been 33 confirmed Great Hammerhead attacks on humans recorded since the mid 1800's.

It's all well and good to champion a cause, but it's not so good to willfully or ignorantly perpetuate false information in support of said cause..

[SaveSharks16]

@thegirl44 if you recall my comment, i said hammerhead sharks, not great hammerheads, there is a difference..

[thegirl44]

@SaveSharks16

Give it a rest.

There is no hammerhead subspecies simply called "hammerhead".

You implied that no hammerhead genus of shark had attacked people, I corrected you because you were wrong.

[SaveSharks16]

@thegirl44 LOL, you clearly need to check your research. There is a shark just called "Hammerhead Shark" and a DIFFERENT shark called "Great Hammerhead Shark"

nice try, i wasn't wrong so therefore your attempt to correct me is wrong :)

[thegirl44]

@SaveSharks16

There is a genus of shark called "Hammerhead". Within this genus there are 9 different subspecies, including the Great Hammerhead.  There is no subspecies simply called "Hammerhead" withing the genus.

Feel free to google it. You're wrong, I'm not.

[lesterclaypool1]

@SaveSharks16 shes right ,,, your wrong dont like the truth ,,, dont care ,,,,it is

[lesterclaypool1]

@SaveSharks16 well either way there have been attacks on humans by hammer head sharks ,,, right ? she gave you the stats ? so thats both times she made you look moronic ,,,, if i were you i would quit trying to show her up its not working .... epic fail eco terroist dont cry just go away ,,,,,

[elitesack]

@flightlessbird34 Contrary to what SaveSharks16 tells you, hammerhead sharks have and do attack people. They were considered one of the top 5 most dangerous sharks to humans, with bullsharks tigersharks makosharks lemonsharks and then hammerheads. great whites dont attack people as often, but when they do its usually deadlier.

[TheAndresMendez]

Good video, filmed by a bunch of idiots. On of the guys voices deserves to be in a house for mental retarded. There was people in danger and this guys laughing. Typical brainless americans

[elitesack]

@TheAndresMendez Most of the Americans like that are banished to California. They do tend to give us a bad name though. Oh well, what can ya do.

[drowsky21]

damn yo fuckin asshole..,do not think you done a good job fliming this shit..LOL WTF

[EdyPegasus]

@drowsky21 What you think you could do a better job? Be happy you saw this i give this Video 5 stars cuz i have never seen an amature video or even proffesional that shows people being that close to a shark without being killed from this pespective.

[drowsky21]

i gave 3 stars :D

[fondoogle]

typical americoons, cant hold cameras

[yankeethunder1]

@fondoogle typical brit wankers - have to criticize everything they can't do!

[zadryum]

hold the fucking camera still

[DarkEarthDragon01]

Wasn't an attack. It was exploring. And you need to learn to steady the camera/phone whatever you had, could hardly see a thing.

Nice vid, though.

[MissPanda3]

stupid wthch yo languge

[sweetmisery556]

karmas a bitch. your going to die a slow and painful death while a shark knaws off your leg. and just so you idiots know, the hammerhead shark is one of the most dangerous breed of shark. your lucky it didn't do anything because you would never be able forgive yourselves. not that your capable of feeling anything.

[ashbabessx]

woah, so close, i mean that time it bites that person and you dont even bother teling them could atleast have taken a leg off. Naaaaat.

[fkoff99]

I would've thrown some blood and raw meat from that window hehehehehe

[gbtr1]

Could you guys stop moving the camera alot so ?

[SportyFord]

u guys are so retarded and f@#$ing stupid

[boyzinyourclub]

thts godamn close

[sedantez24]

beavis and buthead

[wingclaws]

one question. How is it near fatal? I hope the lads on the vidio are not adults because what a load of girly screaching

[theboss7865]

Fucks If Somenoe really died wont u go help them instead of laughing like a dick

[FacuOtaku]

Fk u

[realdealphillip]

if i knew where to find you i would shove that camera up your ass. learn how to take a video already. do you have parkinsons or something. god dammit i hate fags like you who post the worst videos. get a clue. ps, i hate you....

[evrik78]

imbeciles

[b0nedry]

stupid americans.

[punchy740]

Camera guy friggin sucks balls!!!

[Copper389]

thats a big a** shark!

[Fucksvensker]

This cameraman is almost worse than the cameraman in cloverfield..

[hexen100]

and you´ve got the iq of an average seagull

[Salami90210]

this video is alot better on mute

[joshoemaha]

omg! its like watching the blair witch project.....you know motion sickness!!!

[aoepanda1980]

jesus keep the camera still.

[joesports9]

does the cameraman have parkinsons or some shit? wtf

[wingersx]

@joesports9 lool fucked up dude...haha

[BacheKhala]

I wished shark had ve attacked those retards

[reddwarfposse]

I wish the shark had attacked the guy holding the camera.

[BacheKhala]

hell yeaa ur r8

[timotheous86]

@reddwarfposse but hes in the air?

[Vorianaz]

@reddwarfposse I so agree

[Thechapin08]

WORST CAMERA MAN EVER!!!!!

[ChasehaWing]

us camera ability sucks man. And Hammer head sharks don't attack humans, we're to weird for them.

[jahr1986]

bunch of A- grade faggots

[JessEmergency]

i thought it was a cool video to watch.

but no really what was the point of the rescue guy.. like.. really wad he do?

[vanillaskateco]

Let's Freak Out Bout The Shark That Can't Attack Human's!!!!!

[Blazur]

I fail to see the humor in this.

[spartachieftain]

im going to get someone to hack into your computer, find out where u live, and slit ur throat ;)

[dlotkilla]

how is this near fatal. homo

[euskalle]

very funny asshole

[roxstrike]

vai aprender a filmar seu fdp

[youblockmeiwin0815]

nickstr1 you are a total retard. laughing like a demented dumbfuck in a situation that could get serious... then posting your pathetic clip and calling it a shark attack so you get some clicks at all. the only thing you showed is that you are a moron with no sense at all.

[rey1708]

why the f... are laughing ? assholes

[hellfighter1985]

why are you laughing you idiots??

[peanut18544]

cool video but the camera was all over the place

[bentzenko]

id really love to throw those fucktards in so i could laugh at them.

[donel1000]

this fkg stpudis laughin of something real serious they mos t be fkg 10 or less

[muflonus]

guys who laungh in this situation are idiots maybe americans

[Lorontelbon]

annoying!

[tomcatlizzy]

you guys are jerks man...your first reaction before you try to warn people or anything is to laugh?!...what if it were you down there, or your little sister or your mom????.. what if someone were attacked, or killed, you guys were just sitting up safe and sound and laughing?... I would be ashamed to post this video...

[kendra121]

ugh its so annoying to watch when u cant even hold the camera!

[MarcoBurrone]

Fuck you Nickstr1, your are stupide & your title is mot correct

[SuperMaguy]

what a gerk ! stupid guy who s laugh like an idiot !!!!!

[LoveYourFish]

y the fuk would u flag it?

ya inappropriate?

do u flag every stupid vid u see?

its a cool vid

[shirosaki144]

why are the guys taping laughing?? what is funny? i would seriously like to know because to me this really isnt funny

[kajunshaman]

because they're idiots. I bet you that if they were a few yards from that hammerhead they wouldn't be the ones laughing

[ryancharding]

thats a hammerhead shark, they can do only a little bit of damadge they can barley bite at all they barely have any teeth and the head is to over headed for them to be able to bite anything. ive been attackt by a hammer head surfing. it tried to bite but it couldnt haha. but i simply told it to fuck off then it let me be.

[youblockmeiwin0815]

and then you woke up and realized that you still are the shit talking moron lacking any sense of humor...

[ChuckChan123]

god why would you flag it when you can rate and fave it

[ravinrink]

stupidd why would you flag ???