Sarah Silverman David Letterman Late Show

[WATSONMUTH]

she was on seinfeld as kramer girlfriend

[noizyMonkey]

fuck the quality

[Hlea613]

5:42 - "when you care enough to buy the the very best but you're too cheap!" i fall out every time

[LizardGorgeous]

I don't get her

[TANK1671]

@LizardGorgeous I want to have sexy time with her!

[GenKaan]

she isnt hot enough to be that boring, she got some sharp stuff but mostly im not stoned enough to get it. 

[khelbenrage]

I love how she play the dumb bimbo.

Just love it.

[gagagagn3]

I don't think the quality is poor! By the time it looks like there were 2 Sarahs, imagine that! What a wounderful world would that be? :D

[dominusurfimus]

Why does Sarah Silverman look so horny in this video, I't making me horny. But it's not hard for me to get horny, lol.

[traetafpis]

What the fuck is she doing with Jimmi Kimmel???

[tevetorbes13]

The song the band plays while she is coming on, I know it but I just can't remember the name... Anyone knows?

[panaripoff]

@tevetorbes13 don't worry baby by the beach boys

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

In england, people like her get millions of punds for creating "modern art", such as the "tracy emin" abomination, called "my bed".

In america, they get millions for cruel humour, or spiteful humour, or even filfth.

Nothing changes, since they took over the western world - these dirty eastern, ababylionian bastards !!

[CokeMachineGlo]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome England has it's fair share of silly comedians also. Sarah Silvermans humor isn't cruel or spiteful. There is some filth, but it's in context.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@CokeMachineGlo:

You eman th eone where she says "if Jeuss was here, id kill him again - fuck jesus", isnt cruel or spiteful ?

If yu said yu would liek to kill a jew, you would get arrested.

[S5ate99lit3e]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome jesus WAS a jew...

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@S5ate99lit3e:

Yeh, yeh, big nose !

And God is a jew, too is he ?

And God promised the big noses ALL the world, unconditinally, so youve got him trapped ina contract, yeh ?

Oh dear, he also said (about 1 million times, in the bible), that you had pissed on your own chips, and he had changed his mind about you !

So TOUGH - you lost EVERYTHING !

[1990Juls]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome

That joke is making fun of the people who accuse Jews of having killed Jesus, not the historical figure of Jesus itself. She acting out a character matching those stereotypes, showing how ridiculous they are. It's obvious, one must really be unintelligent not to get that.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@1990Juls:

Nope, she is a jew, and she is saying what all jews say, and have said, since they murdered Jesus.

They deny Jesus, and are happy he is dead.

So dont go doing your normal dirty trick, and saying one thing to Chirstians, and another in front of your jewish friends. Cus we know now, EXACTYL what it was liek in those days - all we have to do is watch silverman here, to see what it was like.

It was dispicable, and this filfthy scum mocks, criticises and despises ANYTHING good !

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome You are assuming Jesus was good. But all you have are books written by his friends saying what a great guy he was.

Let me know what he is like when you actually meet him ;)

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

He was better than the stinking bitch in this video !

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome How very Christian of you. Then again, if you love Jesus, a Jew, so much and don't follow his teachings, I guess that makes you Jewish as well.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

Jesus was a Jew ?

Ha ha, dont make me laugh.

God chose to plant his seed in a girl who was sinless, and was Jewish. This does NOT mean that Jesus or God were jews !

I love that one - Jesus was a jew - ha ha ha. Perhaps God is asecret jew, deep down (or wishes he was - ha ha ha ha) ?

And does that make Silverman the same as Mary ?

Nope, 2fraid not !

Silverman is one th ethe "Synagogue of Satan", as Jesus put it, as far as I can see.

But yea, carry on with your bullshit.

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome Jesus studied Jewish scripture and taught in a synagogue.

And even in the Christian bible, the Jews are the chosen people. Maybe that is why you are so hateful, because of your jealousy of them?

Brush up on your bible studies, son.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

Well, since you are so keen to use the bible, how is this:

A REMNANT of the Jews will survive till the end days !

Jesus was sent to CORRECT the jews, not worship them !

God himself, on several occasions warns the jews that he can and will remove his protection, if they continue to worship BAAL, and other evil gods.

Jews are supposed to worship God, not the other way round !

Jews have a history of insulting God, and being punished for it, and for being KICKED OUT OF EUROPE

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome Yeah, and the crusades and the witch-burnings by Christians does not make them so great either.

The Jews have been around longer so they have had more time to make more mistakes. But in 2000 years, I think Christians may have already caught up.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

You are regurgitatioong the same old BULLSHIT, and yu know it.

Jesus was a jew, what about the crsades, what about witch hunts, etc. etc.

But WHO said that the witch hunts were done by Christians ? They didnt behave like Christians. They behaved like JEWS !

If a man says "im achritsian", then burmns you alive, he is NOT a christian. The jews used chriostianity to commmit evil deeds. They tried to dirty it, and make it hated - but the FAILEd.

Bye, big nose !

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome Lol, one of my original points; you are not a Christian because you do not act like one.

By the way, witch trials were often held by governments that had only Christian members, no Jews. Nice try though.

And I am not Jewish, I was raised as a Christian but the hypocrisy (yours for example) turned me off.

Cheers!

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

dont talk out of your fat arse !

If I tak eover your house, and decalre myself as th echristian ruler of your house, do YOU believe that I am EITHER Christian, or the true ruler of your house ? NO, you dont !

So dont go telling me, that Satanists who pose as Christians, represent Christianity - they do NOT !

Is George Bush aChristian ? NO, he is a Satanist.

But OYU wuold say that Chirstianity started a war in Iraq - you are a BULLSHITTER !

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome Ok, I will follow your advice; I therefore do not believe that you are Christian.

Thanks.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

JUDAS WAS A JEEEEEEEEW !

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome So were Thor, Osiris and Kermit the Frog.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus: Judas Jack the ripper Michael manson hannibal lecter Ted Bundy Bonnie and clyde Putin Bush Obama JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS !

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome Don't forget Morgan Freeman, Jesus, Madonna, Gandhi, and Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

bernanke

rothschild

satan

[SweetZombiJesus]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome Mary, Joseph, Star Wars, peanut butter & jelly. All jooz.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

@SweetZombiJesus:

Best from the pit

anti christ

freddy kruger

lady ga ga

the wicked witch of the west

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEWS !

[1990Juls]

@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome

Demand and supply, dear, it's the simplest thing on earth, much simpler than any conspiracy you created in your head. If you were funny, smart or talented chances are you'd be making money as well. But you're not, so you resort to bashing those who are on youtube. Sad, just sad.

Oh, and I'm leaving the all neo-nazi tendencies issue out of it. Because, really, that's so 90s.

[ScinLaeca358]

Jesus, I feel like I'm on acid.

[headstock48]

I just want to talk about my perfume.

[alteph]

man i always loved and still love her rack.. they so good..

[lordlionelrathbone]

her book is amazing.

[willak2831]

Can anyone give me the link to all of her Jesus is Magic shows??? Please...

[scottmanduzy]

she is a hot jewy broad who also happens to be off the wall funny!  Just finshed her book very funny.

[zipp3r]

lol that was the best, thanks youtube!~ Sarah's hardcor3 past lol

[FletcherHabit]

Do you guys see at 0:37 she reveals her true form there.. appears to be some kind of rapidly dimensional -shifting alien being of some kind of unknown intention towards humankind. We're onto you 'Sarah Silverman' ..oh and if I may say, very clever that bit about taking the form of a jewish female comedien

[buffalobilly]

this girl is crazy but cool though

[kiloelo]

shes like really high and drunk.

[rottencore0]

Jimmy Kimmel?? That guy's a douche! He hosts the man show for fuck sake.

[bottleracket]

Yeah - I imagine she rubs you the wrong way...but maybe if you take a minute to stop beating your wife/sister, and maybe come out of the closet and admit you spend your nights craving big black cock, you'll realize she's actually quite witty.......

[wupek]

she is trying so hard to be funny usually abt same stuff OVER AND OVER AGAIN and it STILL sucks

[wupek]

talking abt her mouth: since the joke she made back at the 2007 VMA awards about Brit I cannot stop wondering if her vagina is really that big as her mouth which would explain how she came up with this idea, anybody knows?

[wupek]

if that's the case with her, that would be funny too!!! one funny person this Sarah Silverman aha

[toalman]

she sucks

[musimgm]

yeah right, thats why she is on the letterman show and you r behind your computer hating on her... get a life:S

[toalman]

@musimgm yeah that is...letterman sucks too hahaha thanks for voicing your opinion though it means alot to me psssshhh =)

[freedomland11]

i met Sarah in a normal day in manhattan, she was drinking her coffee with a friend, and I recognized her right away and I took a picture of her, she was funny..telling jokes about my hand. My hand is big, and she said "Ur one finger is bigger then my girlfriends cock" I was cracking up!!

[Azoicum]

flip your tits out, baby

[mikeyg9111]

what a pair...

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

OMG SHE IS SHAPE SHIFTING!!! JUST LIKE DAVID IKE SAID SO!!! OMG OMG OMG LIZARD PEOPLE!! I NEED TO STAB MYSELF IN THE BALLS!!! PLEASE BALLS PLEASE!!

Oh wait, it's just artifacting on the video..... [pulls knife back out of balls]

[richie8811]

i'd like to stick it up her...

[Focoist911]

I would only get a hard on with a plan to stick it up her and then stick her head in an an oven.

[Fireteam57]

Very pretty girl .

[kfmodel508]

she is my icon. hilarious.

[badeya]

dose sonmeone know when this clip is?

[Makrele83]

lol... 1:15 looks real funny...

[aogilmor]

I like her. She's gorgeous but the quality of this is poor.

[Zwartekaka]

Does anybody else want to fuck her? it's a very hot dress. Only probem is, propably during the act shew ould say some lame joke adn you won't be able to gte it up anymore.

[lawnmowerattack]

I'd be more inclined to like her had she ever said a truth in her life.

[judahbenkenobi]

I'd bless her with my presence.

[pictures999]

she is sooo WET.

[Moonman13w]

lol what?

[hollywoodliberal]

wow this video is so trippy.

[anniex18]

She looks so uncomfortable in that dress. The straps keep falling off.

[rami10000]

she's unbelievably uncomftrable with this dress!!!!

[C4fee]

she made fun of his own father, that's rude..

[liz1446]

shes pretty funny, but that dress would be a better fit if her hair was down. wouldnt make her look like a giraffe lol

[philipsmog]

hey, she is VERY proud of her swan-like neck!

[rainbowbucs224]

she keeps turning into a Picasso and the synch is very bad...but she is very funny as always!

[soph119911]

i thaught she was gay?

[Jazzmonkey24522]

She is anyone who thinks she's a real woman is insane and retarded

[gombis666]

love her...horrible shoes though! ugh.

[pistonsssgurl]

I love her she is so FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[Krator1]

she's hot

[JayZak]

bad lip-sync

[QuinceAndre]

silvermans cool

[limaq]

pretty funny..

[tbone76a]

She's lame

[cloud9calicub]

Sarah Rocks! Effin' hilarious!

[Dead2k1]

HAHAHA

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