Bird shits in Reporter's mouth!!!!! watch

[lekash]

Birds - 2, Humans - 0

[hippiesteff]

you should have seen it coming!

[jaywill4ever]

Bird for three....... SWISH!

[Furbee676]

that was no bird.. i was in the tree.. im really accurate with my masturbation.

[ZeldaFoxEars]

GOLD

[starwalker97]

rofl fucking funny

[rot1221]

Reporter then retrieves the channel 5 official pellet rifle and shoots said bird.

[Bloodarch]

I got a god dam bird who shat on my shirt on the way to the gym, i havnt noticed until i was standing infront of the bench press looking like a fool

[xxSpike1989xx]

this guys got luck comming his was

[HotChickenWings55]

Hmm taste like chicken... 

[Manuelle10]

that was a mouth tactical nuke

[Manuelle10]

@Manuelle10 what made me laugh was the annotations

[RenegadeQueen]

that's so sad

[BrunosHooligan]

HAHA who noticed the last annotation? "give me water, so poo goes into my stomach"

[hulksmash05]

@BrunosHooligan thank you

[BrunosHooligan]

why the hell would he look up opened mouthed after a bird shits on his shoulder. hes being a drama queen anyway.

[Berrylaff]

Hitchcock was right.

[HalfBornUnicornFetus]

If only this was the fat chick who fell off stomping whine...............

[nonpoint666rocks]

hahahahaha thats even better than robin falling in horse shit! :D

[ML1995]

Dunt look up buddy

U jut got airstriked the Canadian way

[oribali1]

XXXXXXXDDDDDDDD

[SFNightTripper]

Its not fake and anyone saying it is fake is a 14 year old moron with nothing better to do. If you check their posting history all they do is go to videos and say "fake and gay" or some derivative. This is why we don't let people under 18 vote :)

[XBOXisaASSFULL]

loooooooool

[PPKproductions3]

I watched this because this video was on The Idiot Awards 2010. on e4

[MILayth7]

LMAO

[tootoot1943]

why would you look up lmao

[rsboyw00t]

heaadshoot

[Missparkles99]

EPIC! 

[Heavensarc]

I could care less if it was fake as hell or not...shit was funny

/shrug

[vanfar15]

lmao

[Replay54321]

nice

[Treelock]

the fakest thing i may have ever seen in my life...if you actually believed this video then you gullible and waiting to be scammed in real life

[hulksmash05]

@Treelock oh my god ur such a looser, NOW you are realising this is fake , when the entire world allready knows it

[miki5xD]

@Treelock Siriusly man. Why would anyone fake that on National television

[elderaarondavis1]

@Treelock hhaha you are stupid.

[UltimateReviews1]

this is fake because the same thing happened to him with a dog. youd think hed learn...

[C1ll3]

Haha xD He was taking the shit on the shoulder pretty good, but the motuh thing broke him xD

[nepal0xplorer]

ah fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[KjWa13]

i think i would have to say...... OWNED!!!!

[austismitty133]

lololololololololololol

[Elxbullangero]

the bird is my friend !xd

[crunchycar]

he's lucky it wasn't an elephant sitting on that tree branch.

[schung11]

this is fake

[truegwbfan]

birds rule.

[thesonofsons]

did he liked the taste of it ?

[Membrane556]

That bird had good aim.

[spidey7778]

that was funny

[ablaze209t]

should have closed his mouth lol

[CarvSounds]

LOL NICE CAREER!

[rachelchunter]

He's lucky it wasn't a cat sitting on that tree branch. Lmfao. xD

[jibsumarai]

what the fuck?

[greenXblue]

omg that was soo fricken hilarious XD LMFAO MUCH

[sandipaaaaaa]

He got a mouth full

[Pttheproducer]

give me weater,so poo goes intro my stomach

[Pttheproducer]

keep clicking );16 on the red bar LOL "PFFFF" "PFFF"

[StormTeamSpecOp]

Don't care if it's fake or not, just know it's hilarious!

[RamMoneyman252]

How stupid do u have to b to know that birds will shit on u then look up at them with ur mouth open?

[businessim08]

get some smarties for that bird shit hahaha

[torn2thebone]

Death from above...literally lmao!

[Valholm]

this is fake, because if this was Live - then they would cut back to the studio, but they did not.

[xxdeathrozexx]

ur right this clip was on maury nd they sed it was fake to

[duckman0605]

definitely fake..

[150mg]

hahahahahaaa

[yoshiapplecachetitos]

O_O

[kuklrfittavembryrsig]

This one needs the help of keyboard cat

[william9890]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha rofl lol

[RunescapeMechscape]

pwned

[snowcam]

i once shat in this guy's mouth too, so he should be used to it

[EclipsedMyst]

HAHAHAHA

[greenmisc]

@snowcam

LMAO!

[xBlackOpsGeniusx]

@snowcam it's "shitted" lmao

[mrdscott15]

@xBlackOpsGeniusx no i shat just a few minutes ago. lol who in the hell decided there was a past tense for shit? im dying here hahahaha

[mroovax]

OMG! o.O poor bastard

[ToffleAppie]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

[wheelmann]

It's looks like a comedy skit to me, and not a real report.

[lxvlx]

Get those captions off dude, they distract the whole thing, and add nothing.

[algoyo]

Great aim these birds.

[tommcm100]

boyment

[jeffmoppi]

Did the reporter die?

[KRAPSKRAPtv]

..............................­..........

[Paulaboration]

Everyone says, "Everything Happens For a Reason." Try telling that to this guy.

[orliiscute99]

that is the funniest thing i have seen in a while!!!!

xoxo

[kaibason88]

lol money shot XD

[bosnjak08]

poly want a cracker?

no poly want some shit!

[thebutthobo]

thats naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss­sssssttttttttttty

[respectmycomment]

birdie, birdie in the sky, drops a shittie in my eye.

I don't care, I don't cry. I thank god, Elephants can't fly!

[respectmycomment]

yea you too friend = ]

[KRAPSKRAPtv]

ahahah you agreed sorry I gotten pussy because I dont spend days on youtube like you

[respectmycomment]

will guess what i only watched 444 videos whiles you got 589, so i guess you lose, another thing... i watched your crap video and you ugly no offence

[bravo3000pirate]

I wanna give this vif 6 stars!

[HonestEdw]

Looks up with his mouth open and didn't see that one either.

[spamedbybeccandtessa]

Haha what bird pood in your mouth .yes u should have seen that coming.

yeah that was funny. i craped my pant's .

that is funny but i did not see the poo.

[xLedZeppelin25x]

Haha Epic Win. Reporter had it coming.

[tictacs25]

ROFL

[ameliaoctober]

isn't this fake?

[kmart43210]

Nah it's real.

[lEri3anl]

hahha he made it seem like something really big.. crying for the water

[abcduvi]

Rofl! He kind of over exaggerated though.

[qball5295256]

yum yum yum i would have puked all over the place if that had happened to me

[reallylongusername22]

LOL!!

And The Thing Says BIRD INFESTATION!

Haha Yummy!

Deaseaded Bird Crap

[GreatShadowman13]

lol I cant stop watching this over and over...damn what are the odds eh? xD

"Guess I should have seen that coming *looks up with mouth open*" wtf man?Thats not the way to act when there are several birds above ur head!

[tazztower44]

awesome..one of those days..lmfao..

[Flint79]

Do not fuck the Canadian brown finch. It will fuck you up.

[Kremschnittn]

eat shit xD

[ZWARBHATTAA]

One lucky guy!! It is not those regular days when you get blessed by a bird poop!!

[Sertrinous]

i think you get treasure from the sky like that, you get 10x the good luck you usually would get.

[snootchie13]

wow, 10x the good luck.. for a bird crap!!? is it like a thousand x if a horse craps in your mouth? i mean is there a sliding scale, say 10 for a bird, cat 50, dog 100, cow 500 etc.. maybe bonus luck for exotic stuff like wallabies and coypu and hippos..(phew!) right up to 5000 for a german woman dropping a great steaming curler into your throat.? maybe not.. good idea for a prime time quiz show though.. you go first.

[lexmark71]

bonnappetit

[heiyoulianglaohu]

Classic! LOL

[patanbach]

puuf puuuf... sorry! askpasakopaoskapsokp

[spiderwoman113]

BRILLIANT! Great classic TV :)

[vertigoboy75]

LMFAO seriously*falls out of compter chair lmao* how unlucky was that guy lol

[1stkiller3]

1st-Fail.

2nd-WIN

[deadleg22]

Lmao "guess I shoulda seen that one comming" then he looks up!? wtf

[0008brown8000]

1st attempt:Miss.

2nd attempt:Excellent.

>:D

[eggeregged]

nasty?

[malikah2006]

hahahahahahahahhahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Immanangel17]

lmao maybe the birds are thinking "This guys a dick, lets shit in his mouth! Maybe that'll teach him to try and do a story on us!"

[DjKyddVicious]

haha, thats classic

[domonic47]

el-oh-el

[thebritish25]

You should do Anouther In slow motion so you just see it drop in to the mouth Yumm

[allentam911]

these birds should be recruited for the air force

[TaxiFilmsFTW]

Lol , those retards, if its a bird infestation why would they go under trees?

[PaulMaccasBiggestFan]

cuz theyre retarded, u said it urself

[Gbx05]

LOL

[pwningONgodmodeON]

buh buhg bih!!

does he means give me water of a gun for that f*king bird!

[WhackJ75]

imagine what it musta tasted like

and ugh the texture would be like a cherio in warm yougrt

[kahn18]

shit about threw up ooooo not what i needed right now

[9browny0]

hahahaha

[rhiannon650]

guess i should have seen that one coming lol

[mothalicka101]

lol" BU BU!"

[aleds1]

haha

[MightyMaul]

what a crock of shit. literally.

[luvinlife2929]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ChickenLiverNuts]

lololooolllloollollololollolll­lllllllllllllllllooolooolloool­lollloolllllll dude got pwnedddddddd!!!!!!!!1111111111­111111111111111111111111

[DARRENsaysHI]

he doesnt even wipe it, he just f'ing drinks water :D

[tasukerusi]

maybe he doesnt. he may just spitted it out with watter.

[johnafirth]

Mmm, tasty!

[LordCustard]

Oh my god, a bird just took a shit in my mouth! Quick, give me some water to wash it down!

[Stylezt220]

Bird 1: Shit... I missed...

Bird 2 : I dare you to look up mothef*cker...Bullseye!!

[jcshortie]

ITS GOOD!

[WardSennes]

no, you should have seen THAT comin'

[drkahara]

That wasn't so tasty, we can say.

[peterdabest94]

ROFLMAO

[dohertyz]

LMFAO

[lorinser925]

i think they call that a "facial"

[hizalava]

ohhh shiiiit that was nasty, it made me spit my spit.lol.

[Faceaclown]

HEADSHOT!

[phfootball79]

lol

[RAADNERD]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[brianwesley28]

The beginning of the report started out okay, but it ended up kind of shitty and left a bad taste in my mouth.

[J1e2r3k4o5]

Ou god that's nasty!

[music1dude13]

lol THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DO A BIRD STORY, ITS THE SHIT!

[olbleo]

hahahaahah

[Sk8rippa]

omgzorro thats awesome!!!

[puff916]

lmaoooo

[THEhppa]

lol

[collaboration97]

deserve it....dats a get back humanoids

[wanzhemvergg]

HAHAHA!

[Crisis757]

that is just terrible and not cool lmao

[MZWHITE007]

that is awful

[mike50333]

That is hilarious! ROFLMBO!