Oden's Chokehold

[hyun0046]

imma blazers fan but this remix is really gay... i like oden i went to ohio state  but this song.... goddamn why would anyone do that?? come on people....

[apnigga]

Talk about putting the cart before the horse. This song is just stupid now.

[AberrantClothing]

where is he now? does he even still play for the blazers?

[AsianPuhssy]

gonna need an mp3 of this song.

[xandaman23]

what could have been...

[flyasfuk123]

people are such idiots...they wonder why oden suddenly gets injured while going into the nba...it's the PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS FAULT. you see how much weight they made him gain? how the hell do you expect his knees to hold up when they have him gaining so much fucking weight. do me a favor, look at highlights from his championship game in college and look at how skinny he was there. compare that to a game in the nba. it's ridiculous.

[moebomb]

@VballFreak7

wow you wrote this 2 years ago and it still applies

[TaoNakamora]

Greg Oden out for the year again....this song is a blast from the past.

[jamses23]

He has worked out so well. LOL what a joke.

[mathiue777]

@jamses23 imagine if the blazers would of gotten durant insted!!! can u say REPEAT!!!!!!!!!! they would dust the western confrence

[20eReedBoi]

hahahahahahaha

[Kyben36]

something funny, you said something about Oden being 7 foot, not 6"10, with noah on the screen, well, noah is top 10 in rebounds, blocked shots, FG% and Double Doubles, so Oden can suck my.....

[TylerMC17]

Noah just got ABUSED by Greg

[clyde1400]

Cute

[Auuman]

whats the name of the real song??

[Deeppack]

Cupids choke hold, Gym Class Heroes.

[bsivoljr]

hahah "even though he looks really old"

[piah329]

wata bitch

[dahon300]

nice music man...

[doobiesz]

For how highly touted he was after one year of college ball I find it rather suprising that this guys is about as raw as my sushi dinner last night.

Zero foot work, little post fundamentals, and a lot of pressure.

Don't get me wrong, this kid has the chance to be great, but he needs to do a shit ton of work.

[pimpsoldier0]

and he is yet to fully recover from surgery

[SunMan6A6]

hes foot work is suprisngly slow,a lot of times he aint getting the block or coming in time for the help defense because of his slow turning and shit,damn he have a change to be the best inside stopper if he works hard

[MastaMike4Life]

you are right but its his rookie season

[Habeev07]

if you go online and check the nba pre draft measurments since dwight entered the league...THEN YOULL SEE.. only ODEN and HOWARD were the only to have a running vertical reach over 12' ODEN 12' 2" AND DWIGHT 12' 3" , plus 9 pt 7 rbs for a rookie is good all you jealous assholes

[bruseallmighty]

i dont think ainge is that mad he didnt get oden.........

[TeRRoRx503]

its his first year give him a break jordan wasnt who he is today in his rookie year

[svllegend]

Did you use Jordan to talk about Oden? seriously?

[zuylema]

Wow that kid has hops. He will be a monster next year and this is coming from a Laker fan. I don't think Bynum will be able to take this guy in the coming years. Shoot Bynum almost seems more foul prone in the last couple of years

[svllegend]

Oden is garbage, wow congrats he's tall and can dunk, other than that ,all he's gonna be is injured.

[butters226]

your mother injured my cock

[svllegend]

wow good one, jr high comebacks are awsome!

[butters226]

if you want your comeback you can get off your mother's face

[svllegend]

Another good one, we stopped the momma jokes back in 2001. Enjoy your life flipping burgers, dumbass.

[butters226]

I stopped your momma's jokes by closing her mouth on my cock

[thekidjr36]

Cupid's Chockhold

[Cowboys4lyfe]

the artist name is GYM CLASS HEROES

[funnychinesedude]

too bad he sux so far

[seahawksuper]

at 0:59 he kinda looks like Shaq.

[jtlive2006]

ya he does

[mvnich]

great video ever!!..can someone wrote the Lyrics??please...;)

[lloyd45]

if this is the full song, you can dl software taht rips the audio from youtube videos. just google for them

[patriot3200]

where can i get this song?!?!? lol

please help me!!! i need it!!

[Slowmotion650]

Greg oden kinda looks like an older version of Lebron

[legionkc]

THATS WHAT I SAID THE VERY FIRST MOLMENT I SAW HIM IN 2006. nobody agreeded with me about it. UNTIL YOU!!

[Slowmotion650]

Yeah if you watch that lebron commercial where theres 4 of him. His grandpa looks like greg oden. Its funny. I still love greg oden. He's a beast

[vanhalo]

nice!

[brad212020]

lol

[PhelpsPhanPhive]

HA HA HA !

[emubilly999]

fuckin man child!

[wildbill1982]

great video man!!

[bmanbr]

i like the dunk at 1:26 it was nice!!!

[xavicivic]

1:26 damn can you slam it any harder? lol

[jordythegiant10]

nope. thats about as good as it gets. soon odens goin be bringing down some baskets with him!

[chaoswithinthed]

I hope he turns out good. I could see him turning into a Dwight Horward except taller. If he had Yao Mings jump shot with his dunking ability, it'd be beastly

[jordythegiant10]

whos the older guy at 1:23?

[chaoswithinthed]

Bill Russel

[strech00]

RUSSELL HAS 2 L'S IN IT

[jordythegiant10]

ok thats what i thought

[BestEmersonEver]

Headed to witness his first NBA minutes right now! Aaaahhh!!!

[plus77mann]

da nigga looks like hes 73 years old..imagine how hes gonna look wen he reaches 73!!!!!!!!!

[Infesturmind]

Respect your elders or your team will get served.

[plus77mann]

look man. i dont care...dis nigga still looks 73 to me hommie...lol

[nandolfo]

take a look at greg oden...!lol i prefer the gym class hero version of that song

[bboytoyo]

u r a legend brub

[van321]

Thats so cool ! how you change the lyrics ?

[McLarenF1God]

lmao this is aweswome.

[keniffkeniff]

who is better, him or dwight howard?

[jack0978]

he can definitely score better with either hand and shoots better FT. but i don't think blazers is the team for him if he wants to put up the numbers like dwight howard. they're equally talented.

[keniffkeniff]

yeah the blazers got some realy good players now. but oden will dominate defensively

[dreams4money]

omg thats awesome

[Spoons156]

haha I had this song stuck in my head all day

[pkiskool]

Not sure if ripping Danny Ainge is suitable, since he did win the exec of the year and his team won the NBA title.

[DrAznmuff]

this song is awesome.

[ablock0]

Can't wait till opening night! Oden is even more of a monster now!

[krob41]

the blazers ain't going anywhere.

[tweener702]

haha....the blazers are the youngest team in the laegue, they dont have to be great right away...anyone that knows anything about sports will not discard the blazers

[bigk525]

greg oden iz a fuckin monster who ever says he aint there stupid fucks

[WizFizz3812]

Ohhh i love the No more pot smoke with the pic of Zach

[jlvanwatoughest]

i get stoked every time i watch this.

[phillyfan643]

He's a Beast!

[jlvanwatoughest]

awesome

[graffitiguy9000]

well then sup ariel

[graffitiguy9000]

sup arial

[graffitiguy9000]

you know what ALThawks5?????????????????????­??? he hasnt played bc he is injured STUPID!!!!! youre just jealous of him atleast he can get in the NBA you retard! youre just jealous cuz you have a small weiner the size of a freaking tic-tac... and your weiner is a gaytard. gosh its like smaller than allan iversons!

[ni2da]

allen iversons? how would you know such a thing?????????? hmmmmm i sense a lil homo in you my friend

[graffitiguy9000]

i didnt write that my friend ur just jelous cuz ur a fat fag

[R2DNoh]

i agree...you and your friend must be homos

[familyguylover911]

there retarded

[graffitiguy9000]

greg oden is a monster

[musiqman24]

awesome song

[ATLhawks5]

He hasn't played one fucking regular game you retard!

[BradE17]

i can't help but call you a douche for not knowing oden was injured...why talk about basketball if you're that ignorant?

[SmileyMileyFan7]

melissa is a butthead... hehe! take that melissa! (dont ask)

[pdub66102]

I like the jab at Danny Ainge and his first place team

[littlereyrey503]

there gonna suck without kevin garnett though, dude

[eeez213]

i still cant believe we have him...its hard for me to imagine how good our team is going to be...

[DoughboyI6I]

Ditto

[BlackJackzOO]

ditto also

[pisisamio7]

GET WELL SOON GREG ODEN!!

[littlereyrey503]

best rookie clearly

[DwadeMyMan]

BEST VID ON UTUBE ..NO JOKE

[Brooxmeysta]

Great vid i love it, 5/5

[SamuelYLam]

clearly better than the Gym Class Heroes version

[silleeymonkee]

love the song lol

[dandunk76]

cool video man song was kinda funny get better oden

[wswass]

you fake ass niga

la da da da 5 bucks for boston to flap niga thats the only 5 u can afford bitch,,,10gs for boston to win the east no matter wat mark my word ,,u faget ass niga

la da da da

bitch

la da da da

[ATLhawks5]

please tell me 1 allstar on the blazers

[ThatisMrBlazer2U]

Zaza Pachulia! Oh wait, wrong team. HAHA!

I'll take Roy, Aldridge, Oden (Next year), Jack, Blake, Webster, Outlaw, Frye, Przybilla, Rodriguez, Fernandez (next year) over the rag tag group of Hawks any day. We'll just see how we do this season against the ATL.

[ATLhawks5]

ok other than zaza we have josh smith(ranked third best SF in the nba and ranked first in players who will have a breakout season in the nba) Joe Johnson(allstar) marvin williams(great potential) acie law(ranked most NBA ready draft pick) screw zaza

[ThatisMrBlazer2U]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Josh Smith is raw but third best SF in the NBA?!?! I'll take King James, Melo, Paul Pierce, Durant, Rashard Lewis, the Matrix, Josh Howard, Luol Deng, Tayshaun Prince, maybe even Rudy Gay, Ron Artest, and Vince over Josh Smith. JJ is a nice player (I'll give you that), MWill over-rated, and I bet Horford is better prepared for the league then Acie. Acie was tight in college, but this is a whole new ball game. And Durant is by far the most ready draft pick.

[ATLhawks5]

ill take the nba's word over yours

[thumper3662]

you forgot T-Mac.. haha. but you're right, Josh Smith is definitely not the 3rd best SF. in my opinion, the list goes LBJ, PP, Melo, Tmac, Matrix, Josh Howard, Deng, Artest and then Josh Smith.

[littlereyrey503]

Nice music vid man. did u go 2 the philadelphia game? i was....

[ThatisMrBlazer2U]

Yeah I was there, it got crazy in the Garden that night!

[littlereyrey503]

i know we should be able 2 get 2 20

[ATLhawks5]

they wont get nowhere with or without oden

[ThatisMrBlazer2U]

HA! Coming from a Hawks fan. Thanks for the laugh, buddy.

[ATLhawks5]

hawks r better than trailblazers wtf is a trailblazer laaaaaaammmmmeeeeeeeee

[CaptianAwesome]

Made that prediction a little early didn't you?

[peacequiet]

Greg !!!!!!!!!

I am so excited to wait for your return while we pick up another draft pick next year PLUS your teammates will have another year to get even better.

Mark it down..Portland will be very,very good when these guys all get together !

[funkyboy]

Take a look at Greg Oden, his knees are completely Shot!

La da da da

Thank God I'm a Celtics fan, cause now it's K.G we got!

la da da da

We're better off with a super veteran

Than getting stuck with a Sam Bowie twin

Thought it was a curse, but I don't know what a curse is!

[ThatisMrBlazer2U]

Take a look at Celtic fans, that were all riding Oden's Jock.

La da da da

But because of their tank job, their lottery dreams were completely popped.

La da da da

Now they've got a bunch of old men, to try and give it one more shot,

La da da da

While out here in Portland, we've got one year till our team hits the top!

ODEN RETURNS FALL 2008, Let the dynasty begin.

[purpsmoka]

Zing!

[locojordan23]

i dont think that was a good job cuz oden is done for the season lol

[Basilator]

I got to say this clip is nice but you still can't say that crap about z-bo even though his not on our team. You have to have respect to z-bo to all what he did for the Blazers.

[lethaladv]

haha

funny

[SerbianThug]

haha great song

[OpenBorder]

Wow, this song is amazing

[david1978pdx]

Go Blazers!

[RumFighter]

great job.

[krnboyee]

its going to be a tough season, i still cant wait. we have too good of a future, go blazers

[ThatisMrBlazer2U]

Gavin Dawson at 1080 the fan comes up with the songs and gets them done.

[taufblazers33]

nice

[halokins]

Lol, nice vid. Go Blazers!