CSI Miami - Caruso is "Cold As Ice"

[weephil561]

horatio is the man

[Glorywyn]

David Caruso is hotter than the sun...

[ilovestrat]

00:25 <- best moment ever

[TheLeialove]

This Is The Best OneLiner Ever!

[HuntmanC68]

i wanna see david caruso vs arnold swartz(however you spell it) in a battle of one liners

[chichowero]

@HuntmanC68 jajaja

get to tha chopaaaaaaa

im

put the sunglases

going to the choper

[angelprincess4567]

I'm hot cause I'm fly....you ain't cause you not...this is why....this is why....I'm hot

[Trixareforkidzz1996]

lmao Horatio's lone was cheesy but arent they always, which is what makes for a great show!!! :)

[l0lliepop]

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[Comcommer]

David Caruso is the best up to date copactor ever.

In Europe we like his Cop-Chaplain style very much. Horatio Caine, represents god's gun

5*****stars for H

[EAxMaverick]

@Comcommer Land of roses

[VikingPrincesLulubel]

i did not expect joel to do that...wow, funniest thing ive ever seen on the soup!

[KwikNik22]

this faggot at the start is wasting time... lawl

[Revolver10]

Wow. A line like that even puts Mr. Freeze to shame.

ICE TO MEET YOU! CHILL OUT!

[Royalhacker76]

ICE ICE BABY \o/

[CBoneSImWolf]

big fan of The Soup and CSI:Miami, thanx for posting!! ;))

[rdelcore63]

shit writes itself lolz

[Snyper009]

david caruso owns man, lets see gary sinise pull off one of those famous one liner/sunglasses put on face lol

[onceuponatornpage]

"This is why...this is why...etcetera" LOL XD HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[MidnightMoonWolfGirl]

Horatio is COOL and is the ONLY one who can pull off those kinds of lines and the sunglasses at the same time

[angelprincess4567]

True ture. I cant do it with bonking my eyes with sunglasses

[angelprincess4567]

@MidnightMoonWolfGirl

I'm almost there though

[87655788]

freaking hilarious ahhahah

[sulfa82]

i like the way that horatio moving out the frame

so unique

[metalfreak92]

HORATIO FUCKING OWNS

[vir123456]

Fuckin' A

[tjl1994]

its so fuckin hilarious with his hair in the wind that looks like its gonna fall off

[twilight24317]

hilarious

[FelixFelisis]

i always lol when the theme song for that show starts. That scream is soo funny!

[MidnightRoser]

Lol haha that was funny, he's pretty good!

[iheartcb19]

him and his sunglasses they should just be glued to his head

[AltheaRenata]

That has got to be his WORST one-liner ever! I laughing so hard it hurts!

[iluvmort64]

lol joel was actually on an episode of csi:miami i'm not kidding it's called 'urban hellraisers'

[Beatlelove200892]

sorry aber der kerl schaut mit brille nicht halb so gut aus wie horatio um ehrlich zu sein: er schaut scheiße aus!!!

lg

[lox3csimiami22]

Joel McHale is learning. Lol. He's getting Horatio down pat. I love Joel xD

[vampiregt600]

COLD ICE.... yeah yeah... that cold orange head loser making me laugh. it very similar in chuck Norris....

[tertelan]

WAD THE HELL???????

[SimpleFaith]

"I'm hot 'cause I'm fly...*sunglasses* you ain't..cause you not."

Man, that's great. xD

[Calick]

It's funny how in real life that girl would think "What's wrong with this guy?"

[mariomanlite]

Lol awesome

[tetzumaru]

this guy is corny i dont even know who watches he's show . i tried but f it. he's not entertaining.one episode of his show got nothing against a one liner from my main man H!

[JohnYesh911]

that jerk isn't funny

[LazlowHUN]

I aggree with you.

[Jack395re]

I agree, he really isn't funny from what I saw there, some people are easily amused I guess. Anyway! Horatio's awesome.

[sOiinnOcent20]

or better yet, some people have a good sense of humar

[vampiregt600]

Agreed

[LazlowHUN]

well, how the hell could somebody be hot 'cause flies!? sorry, i don't know what on earth is he talking about. H isn't hot, he's not cold, he's cool.

[goober214]

What are you talking about? Did you not get that he is referencing a song?

[LazlowHUN]

Sorry, feels like I'm in fog, because I don't know the classic rock songs. But thank you for this info. Anyway, H. is the best, especially in the 6th and 7th season. He's awesome & cool.

[feardoubtdisbelief]

Dude was referencing some rap song of the modern day era, not a classic rock song.

Heh.

[sOiinnOcent20]

the rap song is Mims- this is why im hot

and the rock song is Foreigner - cold as ice

[puncusu]

he its cold as ice

[deathandlife667]

This is why Horatio's hot. He's hot cause he's fly, you ain't cause you not...and because you're now dead. *watches H put on his glasses*

[pielol123]

go joel

[MeltingAce]

H is a beast, dnt matter how many peoople dont like him.

[monkfishbandana]

I've just see this episode in the UK, I had to keep rewinding it because I just couldn't get over how stupidly funny that part was!

[jamchew]

the soup is so lame. hate that guy

[pielol123]

csi lover lol

[GaryNull]

david caruso masturbator . . lol

[XblueyedbeautyX]

horatio rules! 5 stars*****

[Wytas]

Yeah, he rules! But the guy in the video is not.

Very very pooor, one start (I would have given zero if I could).

Better luck next time!

[TGseason10]

AWESOME! So fucking ice cold :P

[jasonwaterburyjr]

Whats the name of the song ??

[dizzygirl464]

David Caruso is an amazing actor!!!

[magda197666]

haha xD

[animegurlll]

that was hilarious lol

[IrishEvey]

horatio rules! Coolest dude ever!

[jem4894]

lol i saw that eppy that was good

[NeffiLoca]

mchale is in good relations with the cast.

he HAS been on csi miami a couple of times before.

:)

[merryberry898]

do u remember what episodes he was on?

[NeffiLoca]

that was FANTASTIC.

i think joel likes david caruso.

yea...in THAT way.

:D

[Not5id]

The host of this show is just obnoxious, not funny at all. David Caruso is a brilliant actor, and the character Horatio Caine is my favorite on CSI: Miami.

This host is an insult to comedy. I could accept it if he had said something funny, but that was just lame.

[MRxStakeYx]

I think you're a fuckin idiot.

[watthell]

you fucking serious dude, Joel McHale is hilarious, everything that he does is funny. But i think you're the best comic since you said David Caruso is a brilliant actor, two movies that showcase David Caruso's brilliant acting are Session 9 and Jade, you should check them out. Joel McHale is the shit

[Not5id]

No... he's just not funny... David Caruso is a fine actor, I enjoy CSI: Miami because of the talented cast, including Caruso. Also, don't call people idiots for having a different opinion than you do. I'm entitled to my opinion, and so are you.

[watthell]

where in my comment did i call you an idiot, i said Caruso's movies sucked, i didn't say you were an idiot though. I wasn't saying anything about CSI: Miami either, i was talking about how shitty David Caruso's acting is in movies, he was okay on tv shows, if you don't believe me, i have a scene from Session 9 in my favorites check it out.

[Not5id]

You may not have said it directly, but it was implied.

[AngelDelMar254]

i'm hot cause i'm fly. you ain't cause ur not. lol

[AFireInside013]

haha gotta love it

[HarisTucak]

Im hot cause I'm fly...U ain't cause u not....This is why, This is why...ext. RoFL!

[ClintThrust1]

Horatio doesn't get any better.

[newyorkgiantsrule]

omg!!! ive seen that episode before isnt it with the triplets and the 1 marries the 1 has the baby amd the 1 kills but she gets a nose bleed

[proptech]

Um yeah, that tells us a lot about the episode you're talking about. Just kidding! I totally know which one you're talking about, I just can't remember the name... dang.

[alonso1050]

Ive seen it before, it happens all the time

Youre closing the door, you leave the world behind

Youre digging for gold, youre throwing away

A fortune in feelings, but someday youll pay

Youre as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know, yes I know

[heepspo]

haha.... nice.

[yareal]

What exactly is the "Whore Ratio" in Miami...? I have heard it is one for every thousand residents...

[Bibbly53]

That's freaking bad acting dammit.

[Deadster]

Horatio rules, the host of this clip is lame.

[SmiertSpionem]

ditto

[WaitingForMyTime]

You get used to horatio after ahwile, but anyways lol.

[itsjustme4life]

horatio ,WHAT A FREAKIN PINMP  he is soo cool

[CSIKip]

roflmao

[Davidtennantismysoal]

Lol =D Great Line Horatio.

[casino16]

wha the host said made me piss myself

[razrbladekyss]

that was DEFINITELY his best one liner EVER. f-ing brilliant!!!

[ryanwashere66]

This episode is one of my favorites, that one liner was his best yet

[NeoSquirrel]

I say put Joel in Caruso's place. No one would ever be able to tell the difference with the shades.

switching actors in broad daylight... *puts Sunglasses of Justice on*

...would be pure Hollywood magic. *exit stage left*

[cyhr]

so many people make fun of david like jim carey and joel but it is kind of over the top!!

[Carolyn318]

Haven't you ever heard that cliché "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"??? Well, think of it as Jim Carey, Joel and other Caruso imitators flattering David Caruso.

[prudepagan]

Joel who??

[Carolyn318]

Joel McHale...the host of The Soup on E!

[Carolyn318]

I forgot to say he's the guy doing the Horatio impression in ^^the video^^