Are you going to Burning Man this year?

[kevinperry12344]

you got some great stuff on here! Thanks for being out there! You are doing great things!

[kraigward]

So freaking good! I'm rolling on the floor... seriously - my sides hurt! :)

[lisalouise]

Terrific!

[Blondiebluca]

-3 u Roemer

[zenveg]

Excellent.

[avalkyrieskiss]

These things are totally addictive!

[Firelight1987]

lmao that was AWESOME

[cochranexyz]

How many people know someone like her?

[terrytomei]

LOL Perfect!

[domitron]

lol. This really is your typical conversation between two typical burners. LOL As for myself, I wouldn't miss it for the world! It's better than Christmas, Easter, New Years Eve, and Halloween combined and should be because it costs a boat load to get out there and stay for a week. And I hope it is really dusty this year! HA! It keeps the newbies from returning, and it's getting crowded out there!

[chainsandperls]

Hahahahaha, hilarious video! Typical conversation. No deep end??!

[themousemaster]

 lol at the end XD

[METALMAN4Wii]

I'm Still waiting for my Hover Board......!

[chocolateganesh]

haha.

fuck burning man, anyway. heard it wasn't gonna be good this year.

[fatphillmargera]

lorin ashton is king. paul okenfield is shit. you shoulda replaced the "is bassnectar gona be there, hes the best dj ever"..."pause" with deadmau5, cuz mau5 is the most overappreciated untalented piece of shit, nectar practically owns burning man when hes ther and KILLS EVERY show. honestly its a funny vid but u should try to humiliate somebody who DOESn't have talent as opposed to most talented.

[garrettwoodman]

love it Mark! 

[katronaut]

This year's theme is "rites of passage". I'm taking this to mean misinform the noobs.

[LASVEGASREALTOR]

So true. I love this video.

[LASVEGASREALTOR]

So true

[region1111]

wow somebody's an unwavering burning man supporter

[LilJay03]

"I just unfriended you on facebook."

[shirtcockingburner]

hahaha, that gave me great laugh. I have had this conversation too many times to count. My favorite part "i heard it is going to be really dusty this year," people say that all the time like for some unknown reason there will be more dust on the playa this year compared to others, so annoying, no fucking shit its going to be dusty it in the middle of the fucking desert you fucking fucktard. haha, i feel your pain.

[xlemonbrainx]

lmfao

[markdantonio]

...This one time at Burning Man...

[narimquelo]

Actually, it really wasn't that good this year...Really.

[BryTee]

So true.

So funny.

But ... so sad (in a way)

[uucat]

we love you roemer!

[vickiwinters18]

cute.....cant wait till next year...vicki

[tinuvielt]

That is like saying the future is going to suck! What kind of negative psychic are you consulting!?!? I just unfriended you on Facebook! Hahaha

[nomoneygirl2]

This so reminds me of people I know..... Absolutely hilarious!

[Sydnee88]

Had a blast spoofing this on stage at BM this year!

[orthorim]

this is so freaking awesome!!

[lgisaac]

hey Roemer! so glad you camped with us this year though i wish that we spent even more time together! xo

[lgisaac]

Yay Roemer! I love that you did this! I wish i spent more time with you out there in the dust at our camp!

[frogbot123]

DJ Lampshade SweetTits killed it...

[dopiopan]

LOL

[daleydale]

One of the funniest videos evahhhhhh!! Thank you!

[TubeYourFace]

lmao!

[smegmasaurus]

What kind of negative psychic are you consulting? LMFAO

[eiathompson]

Porn and Eggs? Yes.

[drutter]

Really funny - nailed it.

One thing though. Burning Man doesn't become commercial. I don't think anyone believes it is. The fear is that Burning Man is becoming too REGULATED, not commercial. Sure, there's no selling or buying, as always. But there are more rules, more law enforcement, and more limitations every year. THAT is what I worry about, personally. Not ice vendors.

[curlychronicles]

bahahahahahaha!!!

[djxtopher]

Actually it is not going to be really hot during the day, it's likely to be pretty cold at night.... I've decided not to go. Heard it's not going to be very good this year.

[gregcallahan]

The Deep End _will_ be there but under another name... somewhere near where they usually are

[SPKaa]

Haha. BTW Bassnectar WONT be there. He's got tour shows on Friday and Saturday. I'm grateful. Fuck the stampede.

[ERASEDband]

this is the shit! nice job!!

[bluesbob]

The Deep End WILL be there this year. They are calling themselves "The Distrikt"

[blazia6]

"Is Paul Oakenfold there?"

"If he is ill find him....and fight him in the thunderdome."

love it

[russianmaddness]

Its too bad I dont think I will be going.

[russianmaddness]

deep end is going to be there! 100 percent

[PurpleGlobe]

Seriously though, no deep end? Im going to tell all my friends its going to suck this year now...

[lantzlazwell]

Roemer you bastard....... that shit was hilarious...... didn't realize, it was you who made it..... a friend from S.F. sent it to me.... your getting around buddy... virally that is... When u gonna make it to one of our BBQ's?

[kronos3636]

LMAO...wow, this sounds very familiar among my group of friends.

[GAMMA303]

hahahahaa! This is fantastic! So true!

[oleg8888]

What? No Deep End?

forget it

[thepkbass]

this made my day, lol! :)

[marcitem]

no one goes to burning man anymore. Now its just the tourists and yuppies "camping" in their $100K RVs. I wouldn't go if they paid me a ton o money

[littlebeast]

@marcitem you sound like the girl in the video! Very fiunny.

[thatheidigirl]

I don't go because the Bman org doesn't support civil rights and equality for all...especially gay people. Remember Jiffy Lube?

[ggregt]

@thatheidigirl Uh.... I'm Nambla the Clown. I started JiffyLube. That's a load of bad information, friend. I'm good friends with everyone who runs BMan, and they couldn't be more gay friendly if Larry Harvey sat on my lap and tongue kissed me (again).

Bummer about Deep End :( Awesome post.

[mrtoastey]

just fantastic.

[mammajess]

Hilarious. "I heard it is going to be very dusty this year" HAHAHAHA!

[pookah53]

True story!

[crazeduser]

Absolutely brilliant. Thanks for sharing!

[bluesbob]

Known about BM for 10 years....finally going in 2010. Yay.

[davidcampt]

that is really funny!!! kudos to its creator....and the creator as well!!!!

[pointofyouaz]

I heard it wasn't going to be any good this year.

[bertdanger]

I do this every year too.

[djxlukasz]

Fucking Fucktard... Hilllllarious!

[rroker]

"I just unfriended you on Facebook!"

So fucking hilarious!!!

[Cormacpara]

Seriously brilliant! I'm still laughing my tail off as I've heard this before!!! Bravo!  See ya on the playa!

[j2mix]

lol funny how the spacifically talk about Bassnectar !

im loving the energy that this video gives to its viewers!

(you realize that by saying this shit you are propagatinglitiacy ? right!)

wtf did he just say?!

[Colee7]

@j2mix he says Propagating idiocy.

[omgitslukky]

I'm going. My dad convinced me to go.

[DigitalVG]

I'd go in a second if I had a ticket for this year. Rotten money.

[Ktlfc10]

fucking love this

[WiseBucket]

If you are not aware what Burning Man is, it is likely you will not approve... ;)

This is great btw

[sextoyjenn]

You are a fucking fucktard... I LOVE IT!

[NullPoint84]

who is the Burning Man?

[knihThink]

lmao what kinda negative psychic are you consulting

[alabader741]

WTF is Burning Man?

[NaaRose]

You are a fucking fucktard. Love this.

[H3LLK3RN]

"i just unfriended you on facebook" LOL!

[djguacamole]

so funny i had to make one as well... lets all go to b-man

[00iCrazy00]

That end was epic

[QueenQuill]

AHAHAHAHAHA....Awesome! I can't even count how many times I've either had this conversation, or overheard others having this conversation. Anyway, I heard that the Burn is going to suck this year. So you shouldn't go. That leaves more room for me. xD

[WesCivilz]

good stuff! i posted a link to this on the facebook BM page...

[TnJcanodezo]

Auu that was funny

[aroun45]

cant wait to go to burning man

[WesternWheels]

I've never been to burning man.. i would love to go someday.

[evilfrodo]

lol funny as hell xD

[batcountryrabid]

what....IS....this? what is it based off of? lol

[ElectricFizzPop]

:Q____ Burning Man!

[liquidsilk01]

this was dumb

[laylanii]

ive never heard of burning man

[Hyenashowl]

@laylanii You must be, like, ten years old.

[laylanii]

@Hyenashowl actually im 29 but never heard of it till this

[Hyenashowl]

@laylanii Oh, okay. Now that you know you should seriously go. It's alot of fun (but you might have more fun at a smaller festival that's less known and less crowded, like Apogaea or something.

[laylanii]

@Hyenashowl yea....now im intrigued what ive been missing out on :)

[therachelcr]

hahahahaha

[daleydale]

OMG this is the funniest thing I have seen in months. I actually laughed so hard i fell off my chair!

[Xutati]

Malcom in the Middle.

[dhunter91505]

I just un-friended you on FB... LMAO

[smargster]

Hilarious! Good one!

[clairmancuso]

Ha! That's great!

[tubejohn27]

Hi-larious! Flying skate boards! I love the "looks" to the camera, too!

[MrSolsound]

Thanks Roemer...you killed it with this one! I think I've watched it about 100 times already. See you on the playa...if I decide to go! ~Sol

[davemenc]

@MrSolsound

I don't know, I hear it's not as good this year...

[davemenc]

@MrSolsound

I don't know, I hear it's not as good this year...

Oh and early reports say it's dusty!

[kevinjerry]

Just realized i am this person this year...

[agentrem]

I know someone who does the same thing every year. He was just going thru the same antics the other day. Hill-ARIOUS!! Thanks for making playa packing fun.

[MastroTV]

This is great! how many times do we hear this, arggg

[excogxoxo]

this is awesome. XD

[digitalzee]

i love you!!!! i am so the brown bear every year. :)

[kevin5547]

Beautiful!

[pumamarco62]

I keep watching this over & over again...I love it :-)

[wearwithattitude]

Brilliant! Thank you for the laughs!

[abc123miguel123]

Sadly I think the Flaming Lotus Girls are taking this year off. It will still be awesome and this video is F***ing hilarious.  BRAVO!

[kikkums]

i say leave this bitch behind hahahah theres plenty of cooler chicks at BM!

[sselfless]

pure beautiful realization!

[flexyfork]

what kind of negative psychic are you talking

[erictstahl]

That is so funny. I've heard the "commercial" thing a million times... mostly from people who have never been. So funny.

[dwbear7]

I heard that this video wasn't very good. Is it any good? Does it have sound? Is there any animation? Is there subtitles?

[djguacamole]

yes perfect people are funny animals to!

[moldover]

Roemer you are a genius and I love my jumpsuit.

[bobaronsohn]

Friggin fabulous!

[BelindaBentley]

LOL I just unfriended you on FACEBOOK! LOLOLOLOLOLOL this is like the funniest Burning Man video ever! I had to post on facebook and twitter! "What kind of negative psychic are you consulting?" lolololol

[chaba07]

yes, yes, yes. IT WILL BE HOT, and it will be dusty!

[TheDoodles79]

Awesome....just awesome.

[Dongiovannitirone]

BRILLIANT!

[pyrotix]

This is fucking hilarious and so true

[scoobychic91]

Sadly no FLG this year

[ctpctp]

@scoobychic91 not as FLG, but look around, a lot of them were involved in other stuff...like the temple of flux :-)

[petekellner67]

This is good. Sounds a bit like people I know... Or is that me on the right??

[rangerbeauty]

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[blackbirdphotography]

not commercial in any way except by trademarking a word...

[mylios101]

i feel like this is copypasta

[ItsDamianLOL]

She isn't a Burner.

[misterjellyfish]

I like how she speed bags him near the end.

[mikegrassosf]

good stuff! =)

[rvennerbeck]

I met my psychic girlfriend at Burning Man, she dumped me before I even got there!

[ZephyrGreene]

Graffito seen on SF bridge: "We wish you could stay on the playa forever too."

Mind you, I've used the word "playa" about 25 times a day for the last week. Speaking as a hippie Burner fucktard myself, I do enjoy a bit of self-deprecating humour.

[MsSyndra]

@pinkeoan Don't go! Burning Man is better off without you!

[pdxgeny]

I will imagine that most Burners in the community have seen this already.

[RonjonzFoShow]

Bassnecter will Be there doing 3 performances.... Woot... take that fucktards!!!!!!!!

[pinkeoan]

burning man is for fucktards

[geniusjas87]

@pinkeoan You should go

[pinkeoan]

@geniusjas87 I don't think i'd like it. it feels like a weird group conformity place -- almost like a frat house for hipsters. Like a bunch of people who really want to be like eachother who go to a place where they can really act like eachother and pretend that they're all cooler than eachother.

[geniusjas87]

@pinkeoan To be honest I don't even know what it is.

[delirium03]

@pinkeoan Spoken like someone who has truly never been there before! There is nothing remotely fratty or hipster-y about burning man... though both those groups probably have small contingents there. No one is expected to dress or behave in any particular way. Want to wear your furry costume? Go for it. Want to wear your white baseball cap frat boy costume? That's fine too. Because nobody gives a shit what you wear or how you act.

[AGreenWallSnipes]

I wish everyone talked like this.

[jennifercanfly]

I love this. Great job!

[harbea01]

Fricken hilarious!!! I laughed my ass off!!! ...and right on the money! Thank you Thank you Thank you!!

[ExponentialError]

"Will Paul Okenfold be there?"

"If he does we will find him and fight him in the thunderdome"

I lol'd good at that

[ctpctp]

I remember having this EXACT conversation with assorted fucktards over the years. I gave up a while ago. As soon as someone says it's gotten too commercial, or asks me if it's going to be dusty I say "yep, you're right, stay home...byeeeeeee" cuz I don't need 'em up there, and either do you :-)

[tdlewis103]

ha ha - see you on the Playa!

[luepher]

awesome! hilarious! are YOU going to bm this year?!?! :)))))))))

[coolio3500]

I want to go to burning man but I have to tend my crops instead :(

[Tektribe808]

BM has changed from something of part pyromaniac, part genius scientist, and pure madness to something more of a tame and trendy thing/big rave that everyone blabs about.

Back then being a burner in the eyes of society equaled being a freak, the ticket price was affordable, and people who showed up at least had enough sense of adventure, many people didn't bring RVs to hide out in... today BM is full of rich people... that are rather boring and predictable.

[AnarchistJim]

@Tektribe808 If you're a mad scientist, pyromaniac, crazy mofo... Burning Man still provides an amazing canvas to do crazy sh*t at. If you're lame, you bring your lameness with you. It's all about what you bring to the event. Sounds like you're disappointed that there's a lot of other folks like yourself that bring nothing to the event.

[rapdio1]

" you are a fucking fucktard " too funny.

[JonahKai111]

are you talking about the ice venders???

[kramertown]

Crying laughing. Now I'm going this year.

[kkjmmmnjh]

dis was very funny lol i liked it

[JonahKai111]

I freakin love this!!! hilarious!

[Shaneation]

lol, that's so stupidly awesome!

[Cormacpara]

Anyone taking the "deep end" role this year?

[chaoticweevil]

@Cormacpara Yes. They're called "The District" this year. To fit with the Metropolis theme.

[rebelmars]

Part II should be the conversation about "I need to find campmates who will drive me and all my 400 lbs of stuff and have a kitchen and shower for me and who are totally awesome, and who will provide me with a tent and shade. And drinks would be great. And ice. So who wants to help me out?"

[hellohummingbird]

How on earth did Mark Roemer get a recording of my conversation with Bill Missett?

[thehuntedtv]

brilliant!

[Outback371]

PMSL.. and yes I'll be watching from Camp Envy chewing on some bacon

[Jshaw71]

i know i am risking throwing myself infront of millions of flames (irony), but whos 'burning man' i can't say i have heard them, it before... this is funny how it ends though, heh

[Shaneation]

@Jshaw71

Google it

Essentially a festival (cause there's always a good excuse to dance)...w/ a burning scarecrow or man...lol, I forget how big tho..."burning man" is though. A 1 week crash course on city/community

[MindYourManders]

aaaahahahahaha

[allaboutthemeow]

Nice job Roemer. I'm unfriending you.

[whereisdanman]

Roemer - How'd you get this on your profile? D'oh! See you on the playa.

[shwagtastichebert]

LOL! That's awesome. Yeah, Burning Man sucks. Don't go. GOT MY TICKET!!!

[pschrier]

I love Roemer

[tranquilitytime]

Yeah, I heard "The Man" gets shorter every year too.

what the hell is this???