Final Fantasy VII The Abridged Series: Episode 1

[TheScruffyRevolution]

I have never seen or heard of final fantasy 7...I'm definetly gonna learn now XD!!

[585lynch]

i luv this game greatest game ever but funny

[zimithrus1]

Fave part ever:

2:16-3:05

XDDD

[MinkNyu]

LOL :D

[TiffanyCullen]

omgosh how did you remove the text boxes?!!!

[Hoaxworldr77]

1:11 Cloud sounds like Shaggy! Ha!

[StarDragonJP]

Cloud in Star Ocean would have been awesome

[waterking179]

its pretty much an abriged lets play.... yay!!

[EmptyRoxas]

Should of taken the deal with Star Ocean....

[sonicrachel]

This is so stupid xD LMFAO I cant help but be so amused!

[whatnowpizza]

.....ok then

[jagarcia0705]

ANYBODY who presses the dislike button must work for The Shinra Corp.

[HwoarangFan2010]

Well frak you XD I love that line

[terraventusaqua123]

Barrett: We have to always stick together.

Cloud: Wait, what are you doing----? OH MY GOD!!! I feel unclean.

[terraventusaqua123]

I knew I should've taken that deal with Star Ocean.

[FrogJon]

This would be hilarious if I had autism.

[ArtisticSpaz]

@FrogJon that seems like an insult

[TheFrostedHeavens]

I can do this.... B....E... % #&%$&*

[wa5519]

0:52 Everybody was kung fu fighting !!!!

I LOVE IT ! (didnt notice first time ;) )

[He11buster]

"ok cloud, you can do this...

K...L...O...Q...D...a-another Q...yea, that looks about right"

i cant stop laughing XD

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

"Its SOLDIER, huh? I don't trust ya"

"THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE ME?!"

[leo0the0lssj]

@TheVoiceOfReason93

KLOQDQ FTW

[FatKupo]

AND MY LATTE IS GETTING COLD!!

[spartan7251]

nice! very funny!

[arkayen666123]

dude u got a new fan and im saying this at the 1:27 mark. hope im not dissapointed as i go lol.

BUT...now that you mention it. why the fuck DO they run up and punch you when they are holding sub machine guns? ...you know what? for that matter why the hell does red XIII run up and do a spin instead of jock jawing the enemy? and how exactly does a giant stuffed toy hurt when it hits you and why does the megaphone affect how hard he can hit!? omfg so many questions have just poped in my head lmfao

[soulwolf2010]

what's odd is that FF7 is the most popular game in the seires...BECAUSE IT HAS ALL THE AWESOME BAD ASSES!

[Shalalalalalam]

you had me laughing at 00:20

[tunedude19]

where is the new episode

[Fluffymiyster]

Oh, I'm going to love this. I already feel it *snuggles into seat*

[Redheero]

Okay, I came in expecting this to be terrible. But in fact, it was not. It was awesome, I was laughing the whole way through. I've seen game abridges butchered before, but this was awesome. Good job.

[ProfessorxSpecter]

PFFFFFT~! *Died laughing.* [quick, gimme a Potion!]

"Okay, Cloud, you can do this...! K-L-O-Q-D... and another Q. There that looks about right."

Between this and the Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess Abridged, I'm set [as far as video game Abridged Series].

[AxelWedstar411]

I aprove of Australian Jessie!

[UltimateVincent]

And Cloud wondered why he always lost the spelling bee at school...

[KyutiHuni]

this is good.

[FFgurl4lyfe]

omg I LOVE this!!!!! I was seriously laughing so hard I had tears 8D

[talkingbeatlehead]

lol i love the first battle "Hey check out this GUN! But im not going to use it...Im going to PUNCH HIM"

[1099zelda]

I cant hear cloud

[FullmetalFangirl666]

Does anyone else think that Cloud looks kinda like edward elric?

[AlyssaQistina98]

Does anyone notices that Cloud isn't emo in this abridged series?

[onewingedgamersephy]

@AlyssaQistina98 yeah i do

[Kiptracx]

"Ex-SOLDIER, huh? I don't trust ya."

"Then why did you hire me?!

*name screen* Oh god, not another one of these... Uh... B, E... Ah screw it I don't care!"

"If you push the directional button while pushing Cancel button to run, earlier marked 'X'"

"Wh-what?!"

It's either sad or hilarious when you realize the line he says to you about running is directly from the game itself. XD

[ThreadstoTwelve]

Wonder how many people have named Cloud "Kloqdq"in their games since this lol

[AlyssaQistina98]

Space.....

The final frontier.....

These are NOT the voyages of star ship enterprise.

If that's what you came for well,

frak you.

LOL What does that mean? ^-^;

[itachikicksbutt91]

@AlyssaQistina98

It means the voyages of Star Trek. It's a really good sci-fi show.

[RenoFangirlCosplay]

KLOQDQ.. XDDD I saw this over the summer and I still can't help but explode with laughter.. XDD

[azfight3r]

omg random spasm! lmfao

[AlyssaQistina98]

I <3 CLOUD'S VOICE!!!!! 

[shippidge5316]

Guard: hey you! Stop an- OH GOD (BAM) AAAHHHHH!! Guard2: HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT(KICK) UUUHHHH JUST MORE THAN ONE! Wedga: YEAH! AND NOW I'M GONNA GE-....awwwhh.... lmao XD

[ImJustHeretoLurk]

Star Ocean! :D

[Senkiatzu]

wow, I started watching this thinking it would be a cheap attempt at an abridged series. But I laughed! I actually laughed! lol. nice job, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm gonna watch the 2nd episode now! :D

[meteormanmike]

You're actually really good!

"I feel unclean." XD

[Goodguy211]

xDD

Bar()@#$*&()#&U%()$U

Stop blowing up reactors. You so silly.

[andthenigothismommah]

LOL his spelling is so great!!!

[kevingbillingsley]

woah woah woah marvel hs shield dc has justice league

[animegirlheather]

Amazing xD

[LawrenceSouljah]

Barret sounds like Alex Louis Armstrong

[ejmanalo98]

AVALANCHE LOL

[lprocks555]

Of course his sword owns their guns. I mean... LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!

[hardysforever]

LOL

Ok Cloud, you can do this. KLOQDQ.

I'm surprised they didn't make any mention of spelling in his name, because most games characters can see exactly how people are spelling things when they say them. Still hilarious as hell.

[Chenoan]

surprisingly good bro.

[jaysds123]

LOL star treck confused with FF7 epic rofl!

[RunsWithWolves6]

Aaw that was fuckin funny! You better not stop making these!!! Cause I looove this shit too much!

[LordAaronus]

Yknow... simply editing the text boxes with the new dialogue wouldn't have hurt, it'd probably be easier, and that KLOQOQD screen didn't look so jarring anyways.

[FlameofFaith94]

DUDE you had me in the first couple of seconds xDDD friggen awesome and hilarious as always. I LOVE YOU

[FamusJamus42]

I wasn't sure about the theme tune, but the name thing got me hooked.

[CrosswiredProduction]

Actually pretty dang amazing. Dude, props. Props to your mother. And your father. and all their respective family members as well.

[Kibate]

"oh god, not another one of these....B....E.%X#A( argh i don't care!"

genius, just genius!

[Sodar89]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand a Batman symbol.

[LostMercenary99]

Best. Abridged. EVER!!!

[keith8880]

If was a soldiers id work here xD

;) nice job

[no1japanesefan]

cloud sounds like krillin's gettin anally raped. XD

[TheArtifaz]

Iiiiiiit's Final Fantasyyyy Seveeen

[Espada5NnoitraJiruga]

lol Cloud sounds like Orichimaru from naruto abridged xD

[keyblademaster314]

AW SNAP you guys did the original to i'm so watchin this

[13AxelRoxas]

so thats how you spell Kloqdq i always thought it was spelt Cloud I'm so stupid

[MrChingchongdingdong]

my god..... this is pretty good

[NishinTheGreat]

Final Fantasy--one of the few places where you can bring a sword to a gun fight and win.

[NostalgicSince2005]

@NishinTheGreat Unless it's a cutscene. In a situation like that, guns are able to kill you normally.

[NishinTheGreat]

@NostalgicSince2005 *stares at the Crisis Core ending*

[NostalgicSince2005]

@NishinTheGreat Oh, I forgot. There's also a rule where, if you're a very important character, you take much longer to die after being turned into swiss cheese by bullets than you should (and also much longer in the spinoff than in the original game).

[Donnaclus]

@NishinTheGreat YOU'RE INFESTED WITH MAKO.

[terraventusaqua123]

@NishinTheGreat LATE REPLY: Or you can be like Squall and Lightning and bring two-in-one.

[zander7x7]

4:10

I always hated it when game characters did that...

[VampArtemis]

xDD this is hilarious!!!

how did u get the boxes out??? o_O

[Vandalia1998]

That was so funny

[TheAshleyAlive]

Spiffy intro there XD

[UndeadNocturneIX]

This is amazing! I thank you soooooo freaking much for making it! The theme song is TOTALLY becoming my ringtone. ;D WOOT!!!

Also, Cloud's spazz when he tries to spell Barret's name... I laughed so hard it hurt. XDDDDDD

[kharmon121]

"Oh, I was just having a flashback I'm gonna ignore until it's too late, like a good protagonist should." XD Pretty good!!

[GrimmShadowsII]

This might be the funniest abridged I've ever seen.

[SwordImpulseGundam]

Yeah! A funny abridged series! There's only two others out there, I think. Anyways, good job.

[GreenDinoRanger]

@SwordImpulseGundam what are the two others? is one yugioh the abridged series?

[SwordImpulseGundam]

@GreenDinoRanger yeah, Yugioh abridged without doubt. Dragon Ball Abridged is the other one.

[Kohitzu14]

lol @ Star Ocean!!!!!!!

[elspoek1]

2:20 lol

[Rasenth]

The beginning is precious XDDDD

[raidengodfang10]

funy i wonder wat vincent sounds like

[Zeldaa1234]

lol

[medaninja234]

nice and crazy

just how i like it

[xRuneMagicx]

L!O!L!

[guitarmanbadass]

jessies a girl? =o

[mrcoleman1991]

the first soldiers voice was epic =P

[xxlulabelle123xx]

Hahaha! I starte laughing from the singing part xD

'Ok Cloud you can do this! K....L....O....Q?...D.... another Q... there that looks about right... My name is Cloud!' xD

[bellecar161]

@xxlulabelle123xx hahaha i know right? that made my day! XD

[xxlulabelle123xx]

@bellecar161 haha,everytime i watch it i still laugh at it xD

Made my day too :)

[MsReno2012]

This series always makes me laugh. ;)

[101Dark7Diablo13]

OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[ProtectorChrono]

Haha This is gonna be a funny abridged series :P

[MrGeno86]

I don't trust ya. THEN WHY DID U HIRE ME! lol nice.

[ravinago]

the intro was too much for me i almost pass out when the singing starts LOL

[xxxBirdy6xxx]

"okay i can do this.. k.. l.. o..q?...d...another...q...ther­e that looks about right"

"my name is Cloud. :)"

"ahaa seruisly cloud what was your parents thinking when they named you" XD

"how long does it take to open a fricken door!?"

LMAO! XD this made my day xD

[dannyX5000]

ok cloud you can do this K....L...O..Q?...D...another Q...there thats looks better right?

[tifaxstrife]

SDGLJSDLG really nice job! i cant wait to watch this whole thing XD

[shadowsfangirl1]

Yay! My favorite-ish line from the Crisis Core dub!

"I guess my sword owns their guns! Yes I just brought that back."

You guys never cease to amaze me... NEVER!

[AzailianLillies]

theres materia there????

[ciaranproudfoot]

why did 5 people miss the like button?

[VGFandub]

"He's not doing anything! Why isn't he attacking? I know, I'll formulate a plan! I'll take 'em--AUGHH I'm dead!" lmao

"I guess my sword owns their guns! ....Yes I did just bring that back." So funny! xD

[motherfuzza123]

have u played criyis core for the psp

[blackwing2thedragon]

That's... Actually pretty good!

Forgive me if i sounded surprised.

[SonsofSatire]

@blackwing2thedragon Haha, no I understand. xD

[FieldswordShinobi]

@SonsofSatire Yeah great job

[Trogdorgirl46]

Barret what the hell did you do?

Barret: AHHHH SHI -boom!-

lol nicely done XD

[bluedeath267]

ok i think avalance is FF short of the A Team

[finalfantasy7pc]

Haha this rocks! Keep this up!

[HyperDarkSonic96]

This show rocks!

[dreborn53]

is this a complete series?

[ff7mkd4125]

OMG this is so funny

[sk8r4l1fe18]

u iz an awesome holy genious - i spll lyke Kloqdq

[finalfantasy7pc]

haha, awesome work dude. Nice VO, :)

[JakJoProduction]

LOLed...

[lucianwindgates]

love it love it love it!!!!1

[gokudabomb1]

what was the music at the end?

[azfight3r]

"omg random spasim!!!!!" lolz funny

[ultimaweapon225]

great vid

[13AxelRoxas]

Klouqdq and Be$%^&*( XD

[mayesj77]

lol i love it so funny i love cloud voice

[enghel02]

Nice voice~ ;D

[stoleyourmateria]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[NaruChanlovsSasuKun]

lol "IIIIIIITS FINAL FANTASY 7!!!!!!! WITH A TRAIN AND GIANT SWORDS!!!!!"

[khissoawesome]

That was AWESOME!!! Epic win!

[norsefireV]

"i should of taken the deal with star ocean" lol

[hilzXadamXandXstuff]

lol "if you push the direction button while holding cancel button to run earlier marked X"

Clouds reaction was the same as mine! =P

[ThornWhip1]

u shouldve made a joke about searching the unconcious soldiers 4 potions

[AlchemyDetective]

That was cool! Love it.

[thesoulofdark]

O_O

this made my day

or my name is not teh sowl ov darek

[JRevengeavengerY]

Lol @ the names, when BE%X#A was phasing in and out of KLOQDQ, and the sound KLOQDQ made when BE%X#A was phasing in and out of him, and lol at the ending, haha

[zackfair73195]

It's not Jenova...IT'S SUSIE!

[wackymind1997]

"My sword owns your gun!"

Lmao, deja vou!!!

[KngdomHeartsObsessed]

i am definatly watching the rest ;)

*jizzd meh pantsz* XD

'cuz ur the main character damnit!'

[xYuzuki]

Oh, that brought a much needed smile to my face! Jeez... Amazing job. That totally made my day.  ;P

[TheDarkElitist]

Cloud: Barret wjhat the hell did you do?

Barret: Oh Shi-

BOOOOOOOOM

10/5

[shadowwolf754]

Way to go, 10/10 from me. so funny!

[ValantineSky]

OMG 10/10 and subscribe lol, i'm so glad people with comedy talent got to FFVii first (fav FF), if it was crp i'd be gutted XD. keep it up guys

[AngelicDemon767]

Love the intro!

[JboneDRS]

Why sin't he attacking? I know Ill take this time ot OH GOD!

That was hilarious

[beavers64]

Oh my god! OOOhhhh I feel unclean....

[beavers64]

No seriously! How long does it take to open a frickin door!?!

[SSJScott09]

Funny As Fuck! D

[vancondor]

oh my god thats funny ass hell

[Kipthegr81]

OMFG. This is so friken funny! haha

[JORDAN77777777777]

FUNNY AND EPIC FEPIC!  XD

[QuietDude12]

*Beep* *Beep* Ohh what did you do!! OHHH SHIT!! *BOOOOOM*

[timewaster0]

"agitated ventriloquists are like angry narlsiststst cau because this is a dumb name for an organization" thats what biggs said avalanche stood for

[clauslesterkun]

lol What did he say what avalanche stands for? I couldn't get that all XD but this is EPIC!!!

[xzeo90]

Final fantasy 7 is my favorite game. Awesome!!! Look forward to more.

[sniperwolfXIII]

BE%X#a( (TRANSLATION b-e-arhgagagalehe ah i dont care) xD

[goldenphoenixnaruto]

Oh my god, I love you XD! Ending was priceless.

[WhiteLycanXII]

This consistant with CCDP?

[Daga15]

xDDDDDDDDD

[ultimater200]

Man,Cloud voice sounds waaaaaaaaaaay better in this series!

[MrGeno86]

LAMO ya know i was feeling pretty crappy but this made my DAY!

[rev134]

love the ending :P

[AnimationChix]

BEST ABRIDGED SERIES EVER

[EddieTheLightbringer]

I've easily seen worse "Abridged" series. I was kinda worried about this one until the very end there. Good job guys and gals.

[FaitLeingod]

EPICLY AWESOME!

[sapphire0phoenix]

AWESOME!!! I was laughing so hard at this XD

[miyukisetsu]

omfg. XD ROFL

[Kayamalie1]

was that zack talking in his Random Spasm?

Its no video glitch, i know what you did to remove the text box nice work i ROFL during the whole thing.