Jack Dee Tattoos

[xBlindFerretx]

I've been told that I remind people of Jack Dee because of the way I moan about things, but the people have said I remind them of Lee Evans. Fairly sure I may have a split personality disorder id that's the two sides of me.

[ProudTarjaholic]

"Choose one of the tattoos below..." haha

i must say: i got an (English) tattoo myself, i'm belgian and i totally love Jack Dee! XD

[slouchwhore]

@iamaladycanyousaveme Are you an american by any chance? Get a sense of humour!

[Varithgar]

@iamaladycanyousaveme - He's not a "boring grump", it's just his style of comedy, he spent months perfecting the "boring" face I do believe.

[ThatBlokeCalledRyan]

@Varithgar Nah, it wasn't like that. Watched an interview of him, he started out trying to smile and seem happy. Then realised he was better as himself. Miserable, and he certainly is.

[EazyDuz18]

which jack dee dvd is this?

[TimmysMummy]

get back in your lorry now please!!! hahahahahahaha

[Domydoor]

1:07 funniest bit :D

[1988rangers]

lol



[Ali3nat0r]

My mate passed out at a party when he was 16, and his friends decided to tattoo the word fuck on his shoulder. He's 19 now and his parents still don't know he has the tattoo lol.

[TheSoulAlchemist22]

@Ali3nat0r Oh my. Lol.

[The1stPoster]

/watch?v=yLkv-XcXyCc&feature=r­elated 6:10

[Corrupt5358]

Weak

[beefy69]

bloody right knobheads

[Metalgooze]

0:58 When did he become Ozzy Osbourne?

[ioltubeyou]

jack dee rox,,,,god knows we need to laugh

[Unholyseer]

@juniosonga333

He's not dead, why are you saying Rest in Peace?

[TheFspirit]

I BLOODY LOVE JACK! Funniest person on TV, why? Because he talks about real life situations in the most hilarious way ever!

[jacktattooguy]

google - jack in the box blake . see my antenna ball tattoo- from jack in the box . this is not spam

[simjem]

WTF is going on down there ffs? Jack Dee dead or like Izzard? NO! 2 completely different people & both fucking funny guys & Jack is well alive.. Just accept it or dont just accept this - different tastes from different people. BTW, my mother is a whore & I'm an atheist! She is also stupid cos she called me a "son of a bitch"! Oh the irony in that one...........

[TheMrSlap]

this is just gonna sound completely random and weird to most people but he sort of reminds me of a british chandler from friends :p

[slytherinsheirx]

You can get a lot of meaning out of several chinese / japanese characters than entire sentences of English.

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

this cunts everywhere ,im going mad ,hes such a prick

[jerrygreg2]

@RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF Here's a tip,if it says Jack Dee at the top of the video, TURN THE SOUND DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES. Alternatively just don't click on it.

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

@jerrygreg2 tanks u r a cleva fella

[dellerbeller]

With regard to the Chinese tattoos, in real life I've used, almost down to the word, the same argument against them as Jack Dee does here and I'd never even seen this before!

[oliviamatthews]

@dellerbeller Really, you did?!?! lol, shut up.

[MoreAnonymous]

uncalled for.

[oliviamatthews]

@MoreAnonymous you're so mature.

[MoreAnonymous]

@oliviamatthews <3

[bilyseran]

A friend of mine had to deal with a strong humiliation when a chinese waitress made him notice that his tattoo meant "chopsticks" rather than "love"

[MrSoreto]

I actually think 'chopsticks' is quite a lot cooler as a tattoo than 'love'.

[3DTyrant]

@bilyseran lol fail? xD

[euanross89]

@bilyseran love it!  But if he was getting it permanently inked onto him I suspect he should have checked what it actually said!

[cheshirecat1212]

@bilyseran My friend had chinese tourists point out that his tattoo meant 'hot water' and not 'truth' like he thought.

[burnedPaper]

my friend got freedom on his arm but it actually said sweet and sour chicken, useful if i ever wanna go to china and say yeha i want that for lunch

[John27346]

Why did they change Jif to Cif?

[MendelsonShape]

It was something to do with the pronunciation in Eurpoean countries. Cif is apparently more Euro-friendly.

[fields911]

no it doesnt lol, there was another product on the market called jif already so they changed it to cif

[TufferzblkaddR]

@fields911 because eastern Europeans could pronounce it :/

[dustysnoop]

@TufferzblkaddR good pussy in ee

[TellinITstraight1]

Because in europe the the company that manufactures it names it Cif but in the UK it has always been sold under the name 'Jif'.

so i guess they finally decided to change it which saves them money on printing labels etc, and over the course of time this will add up to a lot for a company when you think about the volume they sell at.

no point in printing 100 million cif labels and changing things o to print just 1 million 'Jif' labels for example

just another piece of useless info i know lol

[John27346]

Yeah, thanks. It was kind of meant as a rhetorical question though.

[mrbeanaswell]

I always say "thats great" to my barber...even though sometimes I would'e liked it different:D:D

[DavidIsSoCoool]

Lol I Actually Have A Chinese Tattoo Symbol On My Left Shoulder That Means Family. But I Actually Got Mine Checked Out By A Professional Before Getting It Done

:>

[MendelsonShape]

That's sensible.  I know of someone who had a Chinese symbol on their arm and they though it said: "Love". It actually said: "Saucepan".

[xentech]

Ok I Trust You Were Intelligent Enough To Do This

[samsagitarias]

This guy is so funny - and he's right - they are Marathon bars !! LOLAnd he's right re the haircut - how many times have you said "oh well, - it' ll grow " ? LOL

[theelementskater0]

it isn't live at the apollo cos i watched this and it wasn't live at the apollo

[sparlie119]

What show is this from?

[lucylourocksyoursock]

It's from Live at the Apollo 2002 :)

[MattyCBeatz]

Do a bit of Biro... love Jack Dee. And yeh, I totally agree with the Chinese writing..

Wanna Laugh...

/watch?v=ikCZF1NaW5w

[Saikulv100]

fuck u, u have no taste in brill comedy

[Meynell94]

someone texts that to jack dee when he does live at the appollo, i think jack dee is very funny but i think that joke is funny too. :)

[jordmovies2]

wat show this from ?

[ninjaFACE91]

im pretty sure its live at the apollo.. the one before live again :)

[jordmovies2]

is ther any vids of when he reads out the audience at the end on here ? :)

[ninjaFACE91]

nahh i cant find out, soz. let u kno if i do

[stoorbis]

I just noticed that Jack Dee and Eddie Izzard sound quite similar

[3infactapples]

Oh you're right! I'd never noticed that before, especially when he stutters XD

He's so right about the haircuts though, I thought I was the only one that done that.

[TeamFortressHeavy]

@stoorbis Yes but Jack is funny and not a freak.

[Thunderyend]

@stoorbis

Sweet Creeping Zombie Jesus!

I had my eyes closed as this clip started and thought: "How did an Eddie Izzard video disguise itself as a Jack Dee clip!?"

Of course Eddie is tiny so I may find that when I press Play 'Jack' will unzip down the middle to reveal a short transvestite...

[R3qU3m]

@stoorbis Maybe if you only listen to the british accent....

[Dols26]

Dee gets better everytime i watch him

lol

[Conneisseur2]

i accidentally rated this vid 3 stars instad of 5, shit!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry.

[kcorym]

tis ok, ill rate for u :)

[Conneisseur2]

thankyou

[MysticWhizz]

lolgerithms

[Conneisseur2]

cool word

[MysticWhizz]

Thanks Conneuseur.

[jrjr18181]

i will rate 4u kcorym, but who will rate 4 me?

[Conneisseur2]

well i accessed this video 2day and was allowed to rate in 5 stars. this'll rate for u

[MysticWhizz]

You made a good point there jrjr, his mistake can never be truly rectified.

[warriorsfan19]

He is a British George Carlin.

[BoogieFroggieNo1]

i love jack dee - he's awsome and its so true XD

but its about TATOOS; its bugger all to do with religion.

[DarkMark999]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah... Please change the record.

"God this, god that, he's real.. he's not rea't

This video has sweet FUCK ALL to do with god or anything else of that nature.

[JonnyM65]

What show is this? I cant find the full version anywhere on the internet.

[anashady]

How on earth did this go from Jack Dee to Atheists vs Religion...

Good video, Jack Dee is a talent.

[FlyingClownUK]

that was to francycranc btw

[whereami07]

It just is i guess, Jack's special delivery just works perfectly and with that line it was great.

:)

[francycranc]

im prettey sure jack dee is jewish he has like a curly beard sometimes.

[firekind1980]

hes catholic

[apple0dave]

he has curly facial hair therefore hes jewish?

[littledevil6993]

my uncle is a atheist he has a curly beard what the hell has curly hair got to do with religion silly!

[littledevil6993]

lmao you silly retarded mongrel.

[FlyingClownUK]

you have serious, serious problems you sad little man. you'll probably going to hell, if it exists; not because you're a bad person, but i'm pretty sure even God would be put off you.- "I made a mistake with this one, down he goes." something like that.

[NormanBatesRocks]

you are pathetic posting comments like that! Go away you dick! I am watching lead baloon tonight - Jack Dee's amazing comedy show and you think your comments make a difference they don't!

[scribblesthehamster]

why are you athiest u fcking retard

go fck youre mum

then burn i hell while the devil devils youre testickles

SCUM

[littledevil6993]

Oh yes and talking to people like that will certainly earn to a one way ticket to 'heaven'

I am an athiest because i really don't want to worship a person/religion. I'd rather make my own choices in life based on my own intuition not live my life they way another has told me i have too

It's called free will!

grow up silly

[hayleigh13]

Why are people putting thumbs down for commenting that they are athiest?

Really you people seriously need a life, what does it matter if people decide to believe. No one would put a thumbs down to a child believing in Santa Claus. When it comes to it, many religous people become patronizing of those without a faith.

I'm an athiest and proud, but i don't go around putting thumbs down on people that do believe in God.

It CAN work both ways as much as people might like NOT to think!

[littledevil6993]

Well said chick!!

[bromidetea]

thumbs up to that point

[scribblesthehamster]

@hayleigh13 actually i have put a thumb down to my child believing in santa

then i beat him

can you believe the retard still believed in santa when he was 4

what a tard i hate my son

[KingMingus]

@scribblesthehamster What's wrong with being an atheist? It's all down to personal belief. I'm an atheist myself.

[scribblesthehamster]

@KingMingus youre mums an athiest

[KingMingus]

@scribblesthehamster Whoa check out the maturity emanating from this cunt right here. I do hope you know what an atheist is.

[scribblesthehamster]

@KingMingus first of all i dont give a shit about maturity if its funner being immature illl be immature in the right situation

Athiest is somebody who believes in Atheism - The belief that there is no god

I back up my point that your mum is an athiest

and im guessing youre american from the time you post

if you are youre a fat burger munching pile of acne ridden shit

[scribblesthehamster]

@scribblesthehamster whoa check out youre mum oh wait i did

and shes a whore

and an athiest

[KingMingus]

@scribblesthehamster Dude seriously. 24 and making childish remarks like that? Grow the fuck up. 'Your mum is an atheist' isn't an insult. Also if you bothered to check my profile like I did on yours, you'll see that I'm from the UK. The time I posted was because I was just up late. Oh, and great stereotypical insult for the Americans. You know not all Americans are like that, right? I seriously wouldn't be surprised if you were this prick. watch?v=1KMrJGz3EIg&feature=re­lated

[NormanBatesRocks]

ok...but his features don't look jewish at all...

[kyletjackson]

could anyone please tell me what event or venue this was. thanks.

[basilbrushnz]

I am pretty sure it is Jack Dee live at the Apollo 2002, available at amazon.

[whereami07]

"Jean and I will stay on the coach, thank you"

That one had me in stiches, very clever joke.

[JWBails]

WTF he is not dead

[JWBails]

wow...+17...I feel so special

[360army]

@JWBails he is alive and retired for the most part

[jamesthegreat16]

yeah wer the fuk did u hear that !? hah he aint dat !! hah wot a dick

[mohammertime]

Unbelievably true, I only got a haircut today and the same thing.. xD

[jackvaxx2100]

haha same

[thesoldier79]

"get back in your lorry now plz" rofl

[cypruschick]

He is right about the English! LOL love Jack :0)

[WhiteEquine]

Indeed :3

But, I'd probably be screaming the place down. But that's just me XD

[kingcroak]

he was just using text language, you don't have to be a genius to use it or understand it...

[wise1n]

HAHA!...he doesn't even laugh...he's deadly serious!!!! makes it funnier!!! lol love him!

[FuryBloodlust]

then why did u even coment on this we find certain things u dont thats r sense of humor so leave us to it

[kingcroak]

not only are you attacking stand up, but you are using this excuse to express dislike for jack dee.

go back to watching your awefull regurgitated sitcoms.

and swearing does not improve your argument i'm afraid.

[williamhutchon]

Bobsmiting is a cunt

[ghswfc22]

obviously not you clearly havent given that statement much thought comedians make millons of people. including really intelligent people. you're wrong. bobsmithg. you are contradictory in watching this clip. twat.

[bobsmithg]

Sorry, I forgot to add 'stupid people' to the list of fans of stand up. Which, judging by your excellent grammar you are one of. Cheers cockface.

[RowanSpry]

Judging by your profile bobsmithg, you're obviously a schizoid and / or sociopath. I dont know what kind of kick you get out of pissing people off but my guess is that you've ran out of real life friends, so your a 30, sitting at home on saturday nights complaining on the internet.

Go out and get laid. Get a couple of good friends to complain to and dont bad mouth round here anymore. Either that or ill come after you. Oh and you think im joking.

[wizardspocket]

bob,you knob.

[skatanicskanker]

jack dee and bill bailey are the two funniest men around

[JuicyLucy192]

haha, they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but by God does Jack prove them wrong!

Bloody genius!

[ShotAwayProduction]

jack dee is comedy genius

[Hackeros28]

Bethyyyy, if you hate Jack Dee why the fuck did you click a link to a video entitled "Jack Dee Tattoos"?

[puffcock]

This, when i finally got it bloody working, is really funny!

[puffcock]

This, when i finally got it bloody working, is really funny!

[TedCrusty]

HAHAHAA brilliant

[frenchy5150]

i love you jack,you make me laugh so much out of my fucking brain.english sense of humor's the best bye

[domcurran2003]

hee hee! i love jack dee!!!

[NytCreeture]

If you take an english man to the grand Canyon and he'll say:

"Yea well it's big i'll grant you!"

"But there hardly white are they?"

"Me and jean will stay on the coach thank you"

LMAO PMSL LOL

[worcesterblues]

english and proud

[00hla]

LoL

my head looks like a bathroom sponge, thank you very much =)

[00hla]

english humour, best in the world =)

[chrislpp]

yea, USA making ''the office''...only less funny ;)

[00hla]

LoL =)

has to be said though =)

it wasn't awful though, at least they didn't completely ruin the master that is gervais =)

[eeg1991]

for all you know it could mean chose one of the tattoos below

[ArmchairCritic1]

Crossing out service - GREAT IDEA!

[shaunswain]

its true.

i got a chinese tattoo on the back of my neck, i thought it said "not afried of death" but i was told in new york that it didnt mean that and they laughed.

i now have a perminant tattoo on the back of my fucking neck that means something funnY! and i have no clue what it means!

[shashintokyo]

Send me a pic... i'll tell you.

[chrislpp]

Probably means ''One dumb fucker'' tbh.

[69ibanez69]

English humour....ahh feckin brilliant

[untutoredyouth1]

jack dee = funnies cunt eva

[H4NDCRAFTED]

who's Eva ?

[shemseven]

A fine example of a comic who can talk about a range of issues. Not like most american comedians who all seem to talk about the same thing.

[tez1964]

haha 'i do that and she gets pregnant'. frickin hillarious

[krisjende]

OK How many of you looked down and flexed your arm? I did (embarrassed).

[kerhascoet]

jack you've made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ProphetVictory]

This is true! No to tatoos in the first place and i live accros the road from Camden Lock!

[00hla]

wow, how have you avoided getting one?