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  • nce drive man!!!!!^-^

  • Lucky he crashed at so such a low speed instead of ripping the skin from his body and cracking his skull open further down the road.

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  • Guys I started racing road bikes and 13 I am now 16 and race a 250 gp mono, in Australia. The best thing to do is start them out on a track, not the road.

  • so stupid people... no helmet and he tries to learn how to ride with big motorbikes... i ride from my 16 a 50cc.125cc motorbike and now at 18 i want to buy a 250!!! really stupid people!

  • feel sorry for the tree & the bike

  • How the fuck is that possible ?

  • Oh dear ... oh dear!

  • LOL....TOO FUCKING FUNNY !!! Squeeze the clutch in or the brake, ether will stop a bike (tree will too, but more expensive)....lol

  • It's really too bad. I like the SV650.

  • all begeners should start off with something like a 50cc ranging to 125cc otherwise this kind of stuff happens no expserience and adrenalin mix and its a deathtrap. i have had 4 50cc bikes now and i think im ready to get the big guns out

  • @138RW138 50cc to 125cc? i don't know what you're riding, but that was no way enough for my first bike. i started with a 500 and that is just fine for most beginners. you need to step up your game, otherwise you'll never get to experience the fast lane on the freeway.

  • @du4lstrik3 well this is my personal prefference.. its just what i think

  • @du4lstrik3 i bet you're not a rider, cause no real rider would act in such a jerkish way!

  • Moe Ronnnnnnnnnn. No helmet, shorts and a wife beater. Hope the bike survived at least.

  • haha moto pon xtau bwk

  • whadd'ya want? sometimes the first time is a bummer. Hope the guy didn't give up.

  • Is that a buell?

    Shorty sure makes that bike look HUGE.

    You can just hear his thoughts as he accelerates away...

    "That's my tree right there"

    "Yeah!"

    "I'm comming for ya baby!"

    "Show me that bark!"

    *POW*

  • so funny that has he was closer to the tree he accelerates....

  • simpson, homer simpson, hes the greatest guy in history. From the town of springfield, hes about to hit a chest nut tree. (flintstones theme song).

  • GORGE WATCH OUT FOR THAT................tree

  • ROFL. The first turn is the hardest...

  • He´s a real pro..

  • Tree=1, Dumb ass=0 

  • um... let go off the throttle dumb ass.

  • first time ???

  • hahahahahhaha

  • I can't stop laughing! This is amazing! This dude sees the tree, what will he do? Break->um no, Dodge -> um no, giving some more gas -> YES GREAT IDEA.... Things like that you only can see in America.

    America I love you for such great moments!

  • @Sonixgermany hahahaha :D :D why do americans have this natural ability to do acts of stupidity :D ROFLMAO

  • omg I gonna run into tree !!! what should I do !? more throttle!!!

  • I hope the tree is ok... ...

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  • tree win!

  • no, thats definitely funny. besides, he was going 10mph tops and he landed on the grass.

  • See, I told you trees are dangerous!

  • Lmao! did he hit a tree?

  • hahahahahaha, Hold on a sec.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a pillock

  • does everyone think they're too cool for safety classes? its not like they baby you they just teach you how to not die and not do things like this

  • @Icepaxx your supposed to drive ON THE ROAD anyway so i agree the tree came out of nowhere but he should of stayed on the road

  • that big ass tree that was in front of him jst came out of nowhere haha

  • keep those legs widht you dummy hahaha.....

  • Was he expecting the tree to give him right of way or what?

  • "ohhhh shit"

  • Dude can hardly reach the ground! What is he, about 4' 2"??

  • such a noob !!! my 10 year old brother drives better :D

  • Lol!! Holy crap... LOL! HOW? Lol..

  • "OHHH SHIT!" ...funniest part! ...its like "who else but quagmire?" xD

  • TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • i don't understand why he kept giving it throttle unless he got nervous

  • lol rolf what a dumb ass haha what a douche

  • LOL, Really?

  • owwww shit! haha

  • DUMB ASS

  • You go where you look. Sexy tree?

  • he was too busy watching out for the car

  • how do these people end up motorcycles. too many beers?

  • "Watch out for the parked car...!"

    "WHAT? RIDE INTO THE TREE? UH OKAY!!!"

  • Epic failure

  • well, that's lesson Number One complete ;-)

  • Good thing you had all your gear on esp your helmet...All The Gear All The Time...total noob wow...

  • imagine a story to his friends , when they asked him how did he hit the tree...

    it would be like :" Damn dude , it was all okay , i started ridin' , ridin' Then BAM , tree Came outa nowhere!"....

    Lol'd

  • He tried to brake by twisitng his right hand! Awesome!

  • oh...oh shit...

  • HAHA

  • she said dont hit the parked car but i guess its okay for him to hit a tree lol!!!

  • Really wanted to hit that tree huh...

  • its great

  • Funny it is!!!!!

  • now who went and planted a tree right there... fucking conspirators !!

  • hahaha poor tree lol

  • dis is 2 funny lol

  • This kid is going to die

  • Who needs a helmet anyway... lol

  • i hope that tree wasent damaged

  • lol it lookd like he was aiming for tha tree

  • They didn't look both ways. idots..

  • i don't intend to laugh such an accident but i just can't help myself but to laugh lol!!! RIGHT ON TARGET man, you like a magnet on a tree while so much space on the area to crush with..........i supposed just a minor accident, i suggest since i'm a biker myself dude, life is precious wear a damn helmet and gear,,,get you some scooter 250cc to play with before jumping into a big toy...hopefully this will a lesson to you and TO ALL who wan't to be in biker world. ride safe ya'll!!! LOL!

  • "OH SHIT" in stereo. LMAO

  • This is why there is driving school before you hop on a bike... Don't be an idiot, learn to drive a 125cc first when you are a kid, then when you can handle something on 2 wheels get something bigger, and oh, buy yourself a helmet.

  • Stupid bastard, but funny.

  • counter-steering wouldn't have worked he wasn't going fast enough. Feel sorry for that ducati though.

  • Well if you can't hit the parked car, why not hit the nice pretty tree over there? :D

  • dude had no idea how to counter steer

  • better teach him how to ride a bike first haha.

  • What type of a moron has there first ride on a large bike on the road with no helmet?

    Perfect example of natural selection, i wouldn't be surprised if he's dead by now.

  • its never funny to see some one get in to a motorcycle accident two types of riders, one who has fallen and one whois gonna fall.

  • @omarboriqua Sorry, gotta disagree - that was funny as hell, and I've seen a lot of funny accidents

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  • fuckindick dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fucking nobneck!

  • what an anus

  • jajajjajaj q mongolo

  • can barely touch the ground, no gear, never used a twist throttle before...no wonder she grabbed the family camcorder.

  • this is why america should introduce some kind of lessons program for motorbike like we have in england

  • We do have one and apparently he didnt take it

  • we do have motercycle lessons here in america cocker111... problem is that there are to many dumbshits out there that think they know everything there is to know about riding before they even own a bike...

  • We do have a lesson progam. They're just not manditory and most idiots like the person in this video don't take advantage of them.

  • are you saying americans dont have a bike test??

  • lol hahahaha she said dont hit the park car, instead he hit a tree! lmfao

  • its much more of an accomplishment to hit a parked tree lol

  • haha prolly twisted it while he was pancking...

  • Aww Shit. LMAO

  • это же АРТУР ЯМАКОВ!!!

  • fuck you to

  • wow if its his first ride give him some fucking gear and don't put him on a ducatti

  • funny

  • watch out for my car no watch out for that tree

  • OMG A TREE I SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT TO SLOW DOWN NOR TURN IN ANY WAY BUT INSTEAD I THINK I'M GOING TO SPEED UP WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    And remember kids, caps lock is cruise control for cool.

  • he just passed his licens and wanted to go on his first ride... ^^

  • I would kick his ass if that was my bike

  • your dumb ass cant even reach the ground with your feet

  • i think that was a ducati....... a very expensive bike

  • Yes, some bike not intended for low riders like this guy :(.

  • no it was a hyosung gt650

  • Yes, I agree.

    Why would somebody let a teen try to ride for the first time a bike like that!!

  • It's not his age, it's his ability. I used to joyride on my dad's 750 Virago (1200 lb bike) when I was 15 and they left for the weekend. lmao... This guy was just not taught how to control the bike and should have been on with an experienced rider ready to take over for the first few attempts.

  • you're doing it wrong...

  • nah he tried to turn with the handloe bars lmao it you dont lean u dont trun ata all i learned the hard way lmao

  • poor bike

  • Lady:don't hit the parked car

    (Guy on Bike hits into the tree instead)

    Random Dude: "Oh shit"

    Priceless...

  • brilliant LOL

  • clutch ftw

  • exactly how hard is it 2 pull the clutch? lol

  • yup i feel sorry for this guy...NOT wears your helmet?

  • dam dat sucks what ever happened tto turning

  • HAHAHAHA!!!! Din't expect that the guy wouldn't even know how to TURN. LOL!!!

  • great JOB ! .. hö hö

  • "O Oh! Oh shit..."

  • what do you mean 'i guess' its hilarious! what a tit!

  • I got better.

  • That's the stupidest thing I'v ever seen .

    If you don't know what your doing on a bike then don't get on one !

  • ya ur definetely right...dat was dumb

  • embarrassing

  • oooooooh

  • well, at least he didn't hit the parked car. Hahahaha

  • ROFL

  • yea ridin dirt bikes n stuff is good experience but this is kinda funny

  • WHAT THE FUCK?

  • I lol'd when he hit the tree XD

    It's like a 'Owned' moment :o

  • hhhhhh what hapend to the tree?next time you must ride in the desert lol and i hope you are ok

  • IM ROLLIN!!!!!!

  • jajajajajaja " thats exactly why blind men shouldnt ride mororcycles " AHAJAJjajAA !!!

    RETARD BIKER !

  • It helps if you can get both feet flat on the ground and not on tip toes. He did not have control to begin with.

  • I made my driving licence on one like this. Great bike. I'm not surprised he didn't manage to ride it. I remember learning my friend basics before his first time riding a motorcycle. I told him: remember, if anything happens, here and here you have brakes. Just hit them, and you'll stop. He said he got that. I asked again if he understood. He said yes. Started motorcycle, rode like 10 meters, and finished in a ditch scratching his bare legs on roses. Happens. People are just shocked..

  • This is why parents should let their kids ride dirt bikes and atv's when they are young. Instead the guy turns 18 with no experience and about kills himself.

  • lol!! funny how he pumped the throttle instead of hitting the brakes when approaching tree!!! Dumbshit!

  • yea no shit, i did the same thing on my dirtbike. the only difference is i was three

  • Ha ha, you're right!!! It was funny....

  • I'm 14 and I can ride a bike and a car

  • a pedal bike doesn't count. and how do ride a car?

  • what an idiot, he let his feet fly! he was riding like a 4-yr-old

  • thats exactly why blind men shouldnt ride mororcycles

  • LOL

  • Hey its Pee Wee Herman in the suburbs!

  • I did something similar to that with a currant bush when I was about seven years old. A new rider needs to start out in a wide open space.

  • you fool. why did you do that? did some moron let you try there bike or did you just buy one? i think you are more suited to a pit bike

  • hahaha

  • well, you learn by exerience.

    you're probably a better rider by now anyway.

  • he can barely touch the ground! What an ig-mo!

  • oh... oh shit.. lol

  • loL!

  • the first time on a motorcycle without knowing what to do huh...

  • This is why friends shouldn't let friends drive stupid. Where's the riding gear? And you're supposed to brake to avoid hitting trees, not accelerate.

  • WOW, Ccan you say fucking RETTARRDD!!!!!

  • OMFG jeez its called turn the handlebard DUMBASS

  • So? Whats a "handlebard" Please, Inform me.

  • people are so dumb why the f#ck wouldnt u pull the clutch in or how about letten go the throttle or hitten the brakes?or how about turnen so u dont get the tree

  • well done dickhead

  • classic!

  • Whats the law in the states? Do you have compulsory bike training, or can anyone just jump on one and crash?

  • hahahaha

  • What a complete and utter retard...

  • LMAO big fucking dumbass

  • Yea, i think he can't even ride a bike (have the 2 wheel balance skill) IDIOT LOOOL!

  • Ya it's funny!! That would go under the having a midlife crisis I think. Buy a Porsche next time.

  • LOL, he hit the park tree, even worst!!!

  • hahahahahahhaahhahahaahahahaha­hahahahahahhaha

  • fucking idiots

  • Its called learning to operate a machine BEFORE you get on it.... dumb ass...

  • Some advice: Stay far away from motorcycles. You just don't have it.