Valve Portal ending credits

[zacharyNasko]

LOL i madeit out of this place oh shit were am i...

[aragorio]

the cake is a lie!!!!

[OmniTechno]

omgg i love this song

[abielmuren]

hehehe love this game and all half life!! thanks valve

[isadoorbellhere]

the cake is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!

[19533111]

rules 1 & 2

[Tyzone1234]

The cake is a lie!!

[rompie]

lol that song :P

[ccfreakMetal]

this song rules :D

[Simiswimm]

Thanks for reposting it. The other videos with 1.6m views had static around the middle of the video. Not good for listening.

[thistleflowers]

I dont know a thing about this game but OMG I love this song!!!

[sortegalee1225]

You just have to know one thing...The cake is a lie!!!

[cowsown]

you couldn't get last level in 1 vid..... it's like 30 mins long

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

people, youtube fucked up my reply. My comment saying this is spam was realy a reply to someone advertising his stupid video.

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

Just a question... wtf does GLaDOS stand for?!

[YouTu13er]

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

Thanks :P

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

Hmmm... GLaDOS and portal users vs. Black Mesa... Who would win? hell, i duh no...

[Guildsoldier]

Black Mesa of course. They would beat Aperture Science even without portals. And Black Mesa could wipe out the whole Aperture Science when Gordon is around :D

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

I ment just the average Black Mesa. WHat that means is just foot solders and helicopters and shit.

[Guildsoldier]

Well, thats a hard one. But I guess.. Hmm.. We have to find out about that. Maybe Black Mesa..

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

That was a joke, Ha Ha, FAT CHANCE.

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

noob. consider yourself marked as spam. say goodbye to that "Video".

[em0rox]

what are you talking about? Portal is a wonderful game and this ending song is great...

[KillerNinjaBunny]

how is this spam? its the credits to a video game. that sounds like a normal youtube video to me. calm down

[mykulz1]

see where you go tnto the corridor before GLaDOS'es room turn right and there is an emty conference room with a powerpoint on the wall about black mesa

[oopkmager1oo]

how is the cake a lie when you can get into the cake room at the last level

P.S. you just keep on trying til you run out of cake

[rizkyadika]

Aperture Science Destroyed? So there's a connection between Portal and HL2 Episode Two, something about the Borealis!

[himo2003]

really...

[levitan71]

aperture was blackmasa's competetive

[himo2003]

i was being sarcastic...

[kjk8288]

"While you're dying I'll still be alive

And when you're dead I'll still be alive."

[depro9]

The cake is cheese think a mouse in a maze. ;)

You are the mouse, capitalism is the maze.

The cake is a lie..

[malfoyzgirl]

'The cake is a lie'? You happen to be a /b/tard, then? Because I SO remember that line..

Only line missing in this must be 'sup /b/', which is one of the most common lines to appear eevrywhere on YouTube..

[Auhydride]

actually "the cake is a lie" is written on the walls of a secret room in the game, thats where it came from.

[ironviper24]

pwned

[weses2]

I used this after I got perma'd on FP :D

[lokken10]

I LOVE THAT SONG !!!!!!!!

FINISHED THE GAME TWICE

in fact you can finish the puzzles in 30min. after you have finish so you already know the correct portal positions.

[Animefreak48312]

whats with teh cake joke anyway????

[ktosotheryba]

You have to play through to understand that hehehe...

[ZeLVaR]

It'll be awesome if they somehow can weave this gun into the Half Life 2 or even 3 game...Imagine the possibilities something like this can have for gameplay/puzzles...

BTW this game alone (and its credits song by Jonathan Coulton..PURE GENIUS!) was worth the price of Orange Box, and TF2 and HL2:E2 are equally awesome. So, if you haven't, go buy it, you won't regret it.

[EvilBlueDot]

The ending credits have to be the most satisfying ones I have ever experienced.

[limoqing]

how to get this song?

[ToxicNoodle]

the reason it was "short" ( it was atleast 2-3 hours long if you didn't cheat ) was because it was basically a mod made by a college student and his friends and valve ended up making it into a game, I bet if they make a new one it'll be longer ( although I don't think you can make a new one because in the ending for this one you escape )

[RojOdio]

A sequel could always be with a different test subject, or the original, made into a test subject again.

[jeexbit]

It would be cool if, in the sequel, the character Chell came back and had to break into a different test facility to rescue other test subjects - you know?

[himo2003]

.........

[jonathansfox]

The spiritual predecessor to Portal was Narbacular Drop, which was far from being just a mod -- they even built their own custom 3D engine from the ground up (the "Sketcher Engine"). Narbacular Drop was extremely short because it had less than a one year development cycle and a very small team.

[jonathansfox]

Portal is short because it required very intensive testing. Most of the game is just teaching the player how to play. If they'd made the game longer, it would be less polished, and many players would be too frustrated by the learning curve to have fun.

[GumbyBrainDoctor]

Awesome game. A lot of people criticized its short length, but I think that it was just fine.  Play it in one sitting, and you get a fulfilling gaming experience that's increasingly rare lately.

[theytookmahboy]

The only way this song could be more awesome is if it had the Daft Punk touch

[Venomous9]

Go ahead and leave me

I think I prefer to stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else

to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa

That was a joke, HAHA, fat chance

Anyway, this cake is great

It's so delicious and moist

That part is really, really made of win.

[idodo1]

lol!!!

"were out of beta, were releasing on time"!!!!!!!!!!!

the people who created this song are god like

[oxoEclipsEoxo]

what do they mean when they say "were out of beta".. whats beta? :S

[idodo1]

this song is amazing!!!

she's so cute!

[thevaultdweller13]

Cute...

Yeah, play the game and then say that.

;-)

[ProcInc]

This was a triumph I'm making a note here "huge success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction APERTER SCIENCE We do what we must because, we can For the good of all of us Except the one's who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake And the science gets done And we make a need come For the people who are still alive

[Novocaine77]

Aperture Science, fyi

[oxoEclipsEoxo]

"And we make a neat gun"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SilverEnchantress]

Greatest end credits sequence ever. I'm definitely getting The Orange Box now.

[Novocaine77]

Everytime she sings "That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance!" I can't help but laugh, she's adorable.

[laughinsilence]

the cake is a lie

[sammoo223]

its not

[laughinsilence]

oh, it is

[sammoo223]

no, they show it at the end with all the other GLaDOS' thingys

[laughinsilence]

well, its a lie that there is a cake for you to eat, galdos was planing on killing you

[sammoo223]

yeah but there is a cake, its so chocolately and moist

[laughinsilence]

haha, you win

[aquariusleo8620]

Because Aperture Science and Black Mesa are competing companies.

[hpy2balivetoday]

question if someone invented the song but dont know half life why did they put black masea

[dannes22]

" í am so censured right now " haha _^^_

[headshotwuzzy]

Best ending credits Ever

very cool game too .. :D

[mrcolin]

haha fatchance XD

[Rymac91]

everytime I hear this song, I can't help but laugh so hard I'm out of breath.

[AshmoreVid]

can someone post lyrics ^_^?

[Ayria]

Jonathan Coulton wrote the song and has the lyrics and guitar chords up on his website.

[Tyoske4444]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[mosescali]

yeah right

[TheMortalOne]

I love this song.

[Ayria]

This song is excellent, one more reason why I need to go out and buy this game.

[Linkurama]

good game :D

[Glitterpuss25]

At first I hated this song. Now I plan to trawl the internet so I can put it on my Ipod

[Megami33]

Wow this is a beautiful ending for a game. I've never seen something like this. 5/5 :D

[SeenieWeenie]

Lol we're out of beta and we're releasing on time XD. This song is sad though i guess the computer liked him ( or her i cant remember)

[LovelyYTRocks]

What the fuck kind of game is that?

[Sephirex]

Dammit this song is addictive...

[knightsintodreams]

i want this on my ipod *^o^*

[HeroOfHyla]

If you want it on an ipod, you can use CamStudio and a movie editing program to take only the audio.

[NarutoKirby165]

Pretty cute song.

[KESKid]

clever credits. clever valve. clever game.

[Upiio21]

Man, these kinda of games that don't give you a concrete yes or no answer make me confused :D

[hlsghost]

Crap messed up my comment, sorry for the spam :)

[Focant]

lol I love this song.

Great game. Still working on the Bonus Maps.

[ConchoDreamer]

No sense crying over every mistake you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

[kraz3dkat]

This song made me crap my pants laughing

[hlsghost]

(FPS = First person shooter) FPP lol first person portal ^_^.

It's cool how the ending of HL2:EP2 Connects Half life to Apperture science by the ship. And that here in the ending song GlaDoS mentions black mesa. just hilarous.

Too bad HL2:EP2 was already really short... and why must eli die. feel bad for alyx:( The Half Life serie is just the best games ever, with the best story, and portal is best too, and now it's related to half life, just awesome.

[hlsghost]

Taizunx, remember the one who sang this song (Ellen) really sang it like this, and when they recorded her playing GlaDoS she made a computer voice, they just changed it a bit, and in the song it's not changed at all.

This is one of the best games i've ever played, it's just so different from every FPS, if we even can call it that! (FPS = First person shooter) FPP lol first person portal ^_^.

[Mark14141]

wow... EPIC!

[zombie900]

People are saying that maybe the charactar will be in hl2 ep3 or something yet by the sound sof it portal was based on before the black mesa insodent

[Upiio21]

No, its actually quite opposit, when you defeate the last boss, one of her sentences is " So whats your plan now? To go up there 'ahahha' I have a huge capacity, but even i don't know whats going on! ", so there are several indications that this is after the hole Gordon Freeman incident.

[bdiepeveen]

maybe black mesa ,that was a joke haha fat chance lol

[samoakley1]

love the game =] bit short though, still a good laugh

[2good4name]

Shit so did I, Just after reading this comment too, lol :D

[backflip630]

MOST SONG EVA!

[zifn]

i just beat the game and the credits truly are the best ever. Also, the game is as awesome as the Auhydride described. "The cake is a lie"

[Upiio21]

Zifn, Who is writeing all thoues things around the hole game, Auhydride? And what isAuhydride? I just played through the game :/

[zifn]

Auhydride is the person that posted this video (see the top left corner)

[zifn]

(top right corner)

[Auhydride]

*me*

[VoidKeeper]

this is really the best ending I've ever seen, listened to ^^ it's even better than zero suit Samus, seriously it's that good.

[ZINZIUS]

Yeah great song..something about it...Will be in my head for days..

[mattskibaismylove]

great game

if only my comp wasnt literally a piece of shit

i lagged so much in the end

[samoakley1]

lol yeah takes a lot of memory to run the last sequance

[mattskibaismylove]

sequence*

and yeah like

my processor is like 1000 something so its fucked

and video card is from like 2000

and my ram is only like 500 somethin haha

[sadukar777]

I totally agree with Goryal xD

[CosmicD]

OMG, lol this is so nerdy and ... lol

[Goryal]

This is the best ending credit music ever.

[Taizunx]

No, it isn't the best ending credit music ever, IT'S THE FUCKING BEST ENDING OF A GAME EVER!!!

I felt so happy after this song... Seriously, this ending really can be the cure to stress... lol :D

[whack94]

hell ya when i finished and watched the end i thought this was the best game ive ever played

[Taizunx]

Thought? It is the greatest game you have ever played :D J/k hehe. But seriously, the end plays a big role too. If it wasn't for the end, I wouldn't have felt so happy and excited about it. Even though I've completed EP2 and Portal by now, I am still sooo excited about it, and happy. I can't stop thinking of the song, and I don't ever want to forget this song! I personally wrote a comment on the songwriters website, and told him about how great he is, and Valve should hire him as a componist.