Jared Jewelry

[GrimMisanthrope]

A baseball bat would shut that bitch up.

[CWRURoss]

Wow...nothing about this commercial makes me want to shop at Jared.

[AnimalLover1977]

Note to self : Don't buy that GPS.

[okiamgod]

This business advertised during the Penn State today. That means they support the rape of young boys. Spend your jewelry dollars elsewhere...or join the Jared Jewelry Perverts in support of child rape. Don't allow your children near this store.

[MizzBlondieKK]

Girl: HE WENT TO JAREDS!

Friend: And?

cause when my boyfriend gets me jewelry i make sure its from Jared so i can say the stupid line.... NOOOO

[Nagoragama]

I hate the mousey ways he talks.

[perakeeps]

He didn't really go to Jared's. He went to Kay Jewelers.

[Aztecius]

so every time i shop there, my satnav will speak back to me? fuck that shit, never going there then

[Catilac65]

this was on a commercial while i was watching 2001 a space odyssey

[TheEthiopianDJ]

"Can I get directions please"?

[mercmarc]

Did you hear that faggotty little laugh? Can i just get directions please? hehehehe. Thats was so fucking gay. What kind of woman would be attracted to a little queer like that anyway?

[jodiefosterfan62]

I wish my GPS gave me 2001 references...

[CookyMonzta]

Poor Dave...HAL-9000--or, more appropriately, his female counterpart SAL-9000 (from '2010: The Year We Make Contact')--reincarnated into a TOMTOM GPS device. And just as potentially menacing. :-)

[TarisBlaZe]

This is why you use the male GPS voice.

[SquallandCloudlover]

Is... that GlaDos from portal?!

[crazy4sian]

@SquallandCloudlover Sorry newbie, that's a Hal 9000 reference.

[ComradeSlice]

@SquallandCloudlover YOU'RE A FOP!!!!!!!

[Catilac65]

@SquallandCloudlover wow dude, mabey you can stop playing online and go outside once in a while

[Carescent]

Too funny! I wonder if anyone will get what movie this is spoofed from?

[mjlgaard]

There needs to be a blood sacrifice for these Jared commercials. I say we surround their corporate headquarters and make them choose who to send out. With any luck they will turn on each other and there will be multiple fatalities.

[cdowell1976]

The jared commercials are so freaking pretentious. Such a waste. The other jewelry stores have much better quality & don't need to dabble in superficially aimed commercials.

[roadrunner3100]

Stanley Kubrick is rolling in his grave.

[kellogg170]

This is the only Jared commercial i like.

[Zuxtron]

Scariest ad EVER! The thought of your car locking you in just because it wants a diamond necklace is terrifying.

[mewRasuberii]

I wish I had HAL as my GPS.

[disneybelle]

Too bad that necklace is UGLY!

[jediskunk67]

What an eerie GPS system.

[NeutronDance]

pussy whipped by his GPS unit. sad, really.

[chopstikz85]

Later that day: He rips the necklace off and gives it to his wife, meanwhile the car becomes jealous, runs over the garage wall and into their living room. Both Dave and his wife are killed instantly.

[rider765]

@chopstikz85 then stephen king writes a novel about it.

[StrikeFear13]

Jared: Making the rest of us look bad since 1993.

[HSUProductionCompany]

is that jeff dunham?

[Jojoboeing]

Kinda creepy when a GPS somehow finds out your name and starts talking to you and asks what is in your bag!

[BPwhistleblower]

This portrays women perfectly as shallow, soulless vultures.

[rajens00]

When I purchased my Omega watch at Jared the salesperson was quick point out that a quality high end timepiece like the Omega comes with a lifetime battery replacement program (which I ended up having to pay for). What the salesperson didn't mention is that Jared Jeweler's does not service Omega watch batteries (as other jewelers do) and that they would need to send my watch "back to the factory for 2-3 months" to replace the battery.

[blackandbluestar]

This is definitely a cross between Eagle Eye & 2001: A Space Odyssey. XD

[beltranian1594]

LMFAO!!!... omg this will b in the 2009 funniest commericals awards

[iamdegenatron]

look he went to jared, taht fucking asshole

[iamdegenatron]

the 2001 reference was pretty cool though heh

[kawaiiTeru4]

Hahaha, this is the only Jared commercial I can stand.

[czilchy56]

YOU STOLE MY FUCKING IDEA FOR A JOKE YOU PRICKS. i used that gps joke and HAL2000 for one of my routines and they stole it on April 2008.

[buku4243]

umm, it's actually HAL9000

[ShimmyShaykr15]

haha wow my mom and I rented it and at first I had no clue if I got the right movie or not. My dad said it was like a classic but in the beginning with the monkeys.....I got very confused

LOL It got extremely boring. The only good parts were with dave and Hal

[ShimmyShaykr15]

OMG I know they got the "Dave" idea from an old movie!!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE tell me what the name of that movie is! Its been driving my mom an I nutz for over a year!!!!I know it was made in like the 70's.

[WaterShadowWind]

I'm pretty sure it's Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.

In fact, I know it is.

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that." major lol.

[3XODUS1190]

the movie was made in 1968...

its called

2001: a space odessey..

and yes they did get it from there.. the most famous line of the movie...

great movie by the way.. go watch it....everyone should..