How To Accept An Oscar

[Rikunius999]

3:42 Owl?

[thrilluminator]

@Rikunius999 Gorill-owl'egg. LMAO!!

[Rikunius999]

When are we ever going to need this?

[candyKane117]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[BlindBuyer]

Yeah, but i need to get nominated first --'

[tjello]

wtf?when will u need to know how to do this?

[CheminY88]

omg that girl is sooooooooooooooo funnyyyyy

she needs 2 be a famous actress

[peruface]

how to accept your mom

[TekWolfie]

LOL at Jackson. Did I see a "M... F...." :D

[AlexisPierreLouis]

Someone should have shared this with Sandy Powell (winner best costume). Her response was I already have two of these! To be fair I've heard what she MEANT to convey was she felt it was a bit unfair to the other nominees.

[aKILLAfromAPK]

its an hour and a half over the time already and they are just doin the best director now which is the 1st woman

[CUCProductions]

Thank you for this video! Now I know that accepting an Oscar® Award is a snap!

[Isabelle287]

hahaa woooow

[OS253]

If I won an Oscar, all I would say is Thank You.  That's it. I wouldn't embarrass myself longer than 5 seconds. I hate doing speeches!

[ggrreesshhaamm]

lol

[MakeupMeLove]

lol i like this

[SuperRoginator]

dude you messed up in the head

[nafativedec]

This is the biggest "How to..." fail I have ever seen.

[expertonmyself]

*LOL* @ the "upgrade" profile suggestions - above being paid $20m per picture??? *L*

[mlporart]

lol this is funny

great acting

[SuperFishman22]

Whats the funny dialect this boy is speaking?

Sounds like a half a sissy.

[thesimssmile]

wow

[PrincessRanya]

hahahahahha "he has no naughty bits"

[highperformer]

never in the field of human entertainment so little was due to so few by so many

[emsava]

number 4 ...

[Coverop]

T h i s i s  b o r i n g !

[friendsmansell]

lol

[itsMARIKO]

Thanks, I'll be totally prepared for this tonight now!

[PrincessRanya]

@itsMARIKO when you go to sleep tonight? :P

[itsMARIKO]

Haha, how did you know?

[cthour]

well there may be some of the people among us youtubers who're movie directors, producers, actors/actress, etc..they may watch youtube videos too ya know..

[iGotBurnt]

I clicked on it just to see why 35,400 people are preparing themselves to accept an oscar...

[EA1088]

I thought it looked funny :)

[abandonpl]

Saw this on ABANDON(.)PL too!

[gangstabib]

I am embarished for her

[humanbatteries911]

yea I agree WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW THIS???! WTF? WHY DID YOUTUBE EVEN FEATURE IT?

If anything, teach us how to be like Kanye.

[PirateKing1256]

Thank my bah bah bah. Nothing special..

[LKxDESIGN]

why the fuck should we know this

[xheyitsjamie]

This was pretty boring!!! I was expecting something real nice lol

[gord1234ful]

I was there and stayed at - check my video

WYNN SALON SUITE DEC 2009

[xaylus]

wow boring vid is BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[realdeadhead16]

lizards r scary...look what i can do..stewart mad tv

[pcd6music]

LOL 5. I would totally do that.

[monaekke]

i liked it :) really funny ... and the actors are great fun

[word559]

change the title of this shitty video to "how to make a shitty video"..

[8nanagirl8]

lol:D

[soulcalibur22]

fuck everyone who ever said i couldnt do it , goodnight. and fuck you abc. cept lost not fuck them they are cool. goodnight.

[alinvalca]

lol at 4 :))=)) what the .... :| :))

[LeTigerGirl]

nr 4 was amazing: DDD

[ILive4MySaviorJesus]

b-o-r-i-n-g (:

[LinuxOpSy]

you are the most idiot person i've ever see!! :))

[XammLuizz]

before you tell others that they are idiots, why don't you try fixing your grammar.

[LinuxOpSy]

man, i'm from romania... how do you expect to speak english?... :-j..

[horselover333ful]

then why u watchin; it! no ones gonna make an especially made video just 4 you.! dong! some to the best country in the world: THE UNITED STATES AND LEARN OUR LANGUAGE..then watch this!

[xheyitsjamie]

I'm American and I too find this video boring. The video is featured therefore, usually being something some what interesting. Calm down and stop treatin' on other languages. Obviously you don't get out much or you would see that the United States is full of different languages so instead of making fun of someone for their language maybe you should go out and learn something...Just a thought!

[foxynight]

its not ''ure language'' ;) united states dosent have there own language.

[horselover333ful]

ITS CALLED ENGLISH~

[foxynight]

its called england

;) english

not no american shit

[blogger18]

Chill out, man. :S

[DiligentNatan]

nice actors :) funny clip - 4th scene is the best ;)

[pip07200]

number 4 really funny he he he

[TheNerdyCanuck]

"I'd like to thank my ancestors"

[ZIACreativeLabs]

number 3 XD, was funny

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[alkss20]

boring!

[TwilightDiscussers]

@alkss20 couldn't have said it better myself

[xoxoangelxoxo424]

wow! this helped alot! thanks! i totally know how to get an oscar now! its my life dream!

[0oPadmano0]

Thank God for this video.I cant believe I was going to receive my oscar without viewing this first.

[AnyViiideos]

u should change the title to : How to make a stupid video

[cinnamonbed]

lol useful

[unjabajunja]

thanks now i know how to accept my oscar

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

fuck you

[342crazy]

Oh I thought this would be some cheesey vid where kanye west tries to step in but somebody beats him to the ground with an oscar statue

[khashya786786]

hahaha

[natiu25]

3:34 waas so funny! jajajajajaa

[CrustyDwart]

this video should be entitled 'how to be a complete ugly fucking useless cunt on youtube' what a bunch of ugly cunts

[315Juanrez315]

or..you could calm down

[CrustyDwart]

fuck off and die

[315Juanrez315]

+1 for you CrustyDwart. Nicely done, you killed me on this one :)

[GoldxPurple]

Foight the powah.

Fucking hate British accent

[itsbeiko]

really?

accepting an oscar?

really?

[doriosity]

it's meant to be satire.

[itsbeiko]

its still stupid

actually how to kiss creatively was dumber

[rockerwoman99]

hahahaha sooooooooo hilarious!!! i agree with you,ounpug ,this is a great video.. :))

[m2fx]

go up to your URL, put the a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

haha nice tips

[Xxrandomerx]

This should be under Comedy, it's so hilarious!!!

[ruetherb]

dont even have to watch it to tell u its one of the gayest videos ever posted

[BiboDL]

@ruetherb ...not really... it's your dad's sex tape.... with your mom....

[ruetherb]

@BiboDL holy, that might be the worst comeback ever. what are you 8?? give ur head a shake...

[itsbeiko]

ur dumb

[wertysw]

When i first subscribed, this was actually useful... WTF happened?

[bomberfun1]

Rule # 1: Spread your legs wide open and say AH.

[xojessi]

LOL

[mileyjonascyrus]

...retared....

[ounpug]

this is hilarious, great vid. :)

[sensemille]

wow i'm sure that all the oscar nominees watch videojug ! :|

[Rockabop]

I know I'll use this one day. I know I will.

Okay, I never will. But! That doesn't mean it wasn't a funny video, right? :D

[chatty28]

LoL

[sinesterdesigns]

Lol. I wonder how many A-listers will watch this video before the Oscars?

[candyfeehily]

@greendaylover1996 because just in case everyone is going to receive an oscar

[iertjuh]

Everyone?

O.ohh im going to prepare myself!

[dunemoonbeam]

this video was built for the 0,0000000000000000000000000000­000000000001 percent of the world

[mEtzG3rX]

it is

[driv3rg]

i dont think theres so many people...

[DrSunnz]

Finally a funny video! Keep it up!

[cucumberzr4chumpz]

rofl because we will all need to know this

[Beholdthecoma]

I wanna see the sam l jackson fail.

[warjikin]

Ellen beat Bjork to the swan dress.

[iomoo]

they forgot to talk about thanking the academy.

[chostany]

Please make a how to go back in time video so I can go back 5:35 minutes ago and not watch this video :/

[pr0szefu]

that video already exist. It's 'how to time travel' or something similar :P

[arkhumrox]

hahahahahaha

[zosorh]

@chostany There is a how to go back in time video, ass.

[MrKratospk]

If you cant grow pubic hair than stay off youtube.

[amicusnemini]

if i see that bitch drew barrymore one more time

[SiteSamz]

ha this is such a funny video

[RaineeLuv]

I watch these just for the lulz. xD

[amartinjoe]

the Oscars will dwindle in popularity and influence.......the internet generation relies more and more on sites such as YouTube for alternative content......

..oh change has come!!!1

[SupermanorNot]

the black guy keeps losing...ye

[naimop]

nobody that uses youtube will get an oscar :(

[0hMYStars]

@naimop I was going to post the exact same thing you said haha :P

[seygra20]

Is this even practical to the general public

[jboycub7]

actually, my friend got an oscar for working on lord of the rings

[Iizdacool]

haha lmao

[AaronsShots]

LMAO "Small ones are more juicy"

[Onlinehacker2themax]

i was drinking coke and when that came on (small ones are more juicy) it came out my nose and my keyboard is stick now :)

[ToxicKetchup22]

You americans don't know oscars............

[roguepenguin1994]

@ToxicKetchup22, 0/10, troll harder.

[mahamza86]

ROFL

All we had was Wild Turkey XD XD XD

[Sushichef0]

4th ROFL!

[Juiss2]

This must be the shitiest video of VideoJug EVER.

I mean, 90% of the people on youtube don't have a life, so they have almost no chance to ever get an oscar.

[LarimerFilms]

I say 1 out of 10 is a great chance to win an Oscar.

[itsameMARIO94]

Jesus Christ, have a sense of humour, you fun-sponge....

[Juiss2]

@itsameMARIO94

I acually laughed at the video, but I just posted a random fact.

[Sushichef0]

This vid is fake and gay! None of us is going to win an oscar...

[echoven]

it never said you will

[ashthegreat]

@Sushichef0

You might not. But I may.

[isachansonisachanson]

2 camerls in a tiny car mother fuggah.

[cashmere7485]

Two camels in a tiny car.

[Kenah13]

@cashmere7485 RWJ!

[Sunny19ify]

It's two camels in a tiny car!! Fagot!

[catfishmudflap]

Now that I am prepared I can hardly wait.

[BubbleSong123]

I shall totally use this when I win my next oscar! XD

Lack of ideas, much?

Meh, I loved it anyway :')

[eeekatank]

small ones are more juicy? you sick bastard.

[DragonGod1012]

hahahha!!! this comment is win :D

[ScuzzAsh]

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind when i win an oscar...lol

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

Two camels and a tiny car.

[NaToSaphiX]

in a tiny car...

[madeleine185]

EPIC XD

[anhlr]

jajajaja good!!!!!!

[esc4all]

helpful :)

[innocentsparkle]

*cries* Thank...You... So much... For this video!

*continues sobbing*

[boom100060]

HAHAHA cool :)

[noxnox11]

this was actually good compared 2 the crad they spew out in the last bunch of episodes

[zanastux]

lack of ideas????

[pubtor]

lol

[frenchienofrog]

yeah, does that mean that I'll have to act like that when I'll win an oscar ?

[djtowo]

lol

[noiseonelol]

lol o_O

[2Pac71x96x14]

Step 4 is the best lol..

[loneone01]

i'll remember this... next time i beat out meryl streep for best actress :P

[PyroFreakDJ]

like eddie mufrie is gonna watch this

[PhotoMusicTutorials]

lol

I am sure, that I will have to know that.

[Morgel888]

1st view and comment

[l0vej3ss13]

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