November 20, 2008: The Day in 100 Seconds

[EMPERORMIKI]

McConnell is a goddamn bastard ... I hate that fuck. And Sen. Craig talking about airports being "neat" ... ROFL !!!!

[uSheepx]

Some-one tell Mitch where the camera is.

[boisuave]

larry craig thinks it's neat that the alaska senator has an airport named after him, we all know how much larry craig loves airports!!

tap tap tap, senator!

[stabmaster27]

why dont they just stop giving themselves raises and maybe then they wouldnt be in so much trouble?But wait,we cant ask them to do that could we? that would be asking too much.

[philly1537]

lmao pets his dog

[3SirCrimson3]

I wanna suck your dick, Uncle Ted.

[3SirCrimson3]

Republicans will defend a convicted felon if he's in the Elephant party.

[JayScoop22]

Why should we bail them out..American cars are so shitty compared to foreign cars...maybe if they give us better quality cars that dont lose 60% of its value as soon as we dive off the lot, then maybe the American people will be more sympathectic...There's a reason why foriegn cars like hondas are america's favorite...they last a long time and dont lose too much value not to mention they're way more innovative than american cars.

[GretchenDawntreader]

gotta love Larry "Wide Stance" Craig praising Ted "7 times a Felon" Stevens. What a couple of heroes.

[yanikv]

This bailout is damn anti American

[spedbus454]

nancy pelosi talking about acountability ??? thats hilarious !!! miss no hearings on oil drilling .. instead i will go on vacation for 8 weeks trying to plug her book on tv while people were waiting for ANY word from her .. now plans on reinstating the ban .. accountability ?? ha ha ha ha !!

[ozne64]

Goodbye blue sky!

watch?v=m08n6yVFmX0

[flang]

rick waggoner bites his dog, not pet it

[rollsthepaul]

Since no one wants to address any of the real problems, let's have fun with this bullshit.

[fauxname312]

Craig Larry speaking of airports? I am stunned.

[killergames187]

What money?Wear the hell is all this money coming from?O that's right it's your money!Kiss the dollar good by!!!

[TedinLasVegas]

Gettlefinger is just hoping that the Big 3 don't file bankruptcy because if they do, his union members lose their industry-killing contracts and have to live on realistic wages and benefits like the rest of us.

WAAAAHHHH.

You killed your company, now deal with it - UAW.

[parisrai]

You can't show them the money until you have the votes to pass it. Funny how these congress members take limos everywhere in Washington at taxpayer expense, but they have issue with the private jets. I say force them to sell the jets and make congress get rid of the limos. Take the bus Nancy!!

[eminance67]

He's got an airport! That's neat!! Oh my Gee did he really just say that? LMAO

[ProfanityHere]

Great Video

[wh0isthatdude]

cant believe craig is still in the senate. let's make him a neat airport in his state...

[stebunn]

... with lots of plush restrooms.

[robinvan1983]

GOP: We love you ted stevens!

Fellow inmates of ted stevens: We love you Ted Stevens, we love you real good! wink wink

[vernymax]

Crash and Burn Big 3.... Crash and BURN!

[vernymax]

damn....Larry Craig: "Ted's got an airport" ..... "he lets me use the BATHROOMS there all the time!!!"

... fucking pathetic Republicans

[appatel]

All the Reps were slurping each other dick. Oh, that gay was there too. GOP- Gang Of Pirates. Motherfuckers.

[intarwebzz]

fuck nancy pelosi.

[camsotherstuff]

ha ha I work and drive a Honda

[Makron5]

I thought they all hated Stevens and then here we saw them today slurping at his cock. MARPH OM NOM UNCLE TED PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME SLURRRP MAAPH AMMPH

[nestorrfortuna]

fucking ted stevens, convicted fellon.

[monalisasmiles4you]

Hahahaha I laughed at Larry Craig. "Ted Stevens has his own airport. Stevens Airport. That's neat!" haha

[thielenm]

is an 85 year old even useful as senator? i mean seriously that's so obsolete these days. 70 should be the age cap.

[nestorrfortuna]

actually they are, as long as they do not get into felonies

[faithrick]

first

[SabuPtolemy]

What a pathetic Ted Stevens farewell cocksuck by Bitch McDonnell, 'Restroom' Larry Craig and Whorrin Hatch. Yeah, let's fete and commend a corrupt criminal on his way out the door, shall we? - Politicians truly are the lowest form of life - most of them anyway.

[ecwaufisxtreme]

Ted Stevens is Palin's DICKLESS and BALLESS BITCH and PUSSY! Palin PWNS the old geezer. She is a google times the politician that Stevens will ever be. Palin has the COMPLETE PACKAGE and will reveal to the whole world that Stevens truly has a PUSSY!

[intarwebzz]

we need to bring back pillorying.

[ZingZee123456789]

What?? Im surprised Larry Craig has the audacity to show his face in public..

[banduril]

larry craig needs to get the fuck out, too

[WKaliber1]

I fucking hate Nancy Penislossi

[ZingZee123456789]

lol, "Penislossi"

[Octavaryum]

Why?

[WKaliber1]

she a woman in the senate, she should be at home cooking and shit

[AstoundedAtheist]

Where is Warshington?

[katey1dog]

Uncle Craig, the stalls are empty.

[snakefilm]

Let these corupt people go bankrupt. Its there own damn fault for not making vehicles that have good mpg. LET THEM DIE.

[avalsonline]

i have a question, how is it that covicted felonsin some states cant vote, but stevens can run for office?

[lrn2wlk4life]

same way Obama gets elected without providing his college records, client list when he practiced law, his thesis, or his original copy birth certificate...

[annarboriter]

We don't even know when he first had a blowjob or what size shoes he wears!

Admit it; you envy the length of his unit.

[lrn2wlk4life]

mindless... You'll be perfect for the next Jim Jones cult.

[whotles]

He is now a convicted fellon, but there must have been some good things he did in 40 years.

[annarboriter]

He started putting together the tubes that gave us the internet of today!

[whotles]

Wasn't that Al Gore?

[franknyt]

I thought he invented the lock box???

[whotles]

And the calculator.

[Scoppertop]

The laughs keep coming...

[belgurdo]

CAN WE FIX IT?

NO, IT'S FUCKED!

[yamwho74]

These people are hipocrates. Can someone show me the "plan" for AIG? Who got not one but two hits from the bailout bong. And before they got the second sent their people on expensive retreats. It is what it is. It all sucks. I think we should let free market capitalism do what it needs to . But if you insist on bailing companies out then do it already and stop with the smoke and mirrors. They already fleeced us with the bailout in the first place. NOW they want to act like they care.

[TomStrong08]

Did Larry Craig ever have any adventures at Ted Stevens' airport?

[ProfMTH]

Larry Craig going on about an airport is golden. LOL!

[voyzovrezon]

Larry Craig is all giddy about airports. They have nice bathrooms.

[nbwulf]

Enjoyed it.

Nice Larry Craig clips... hilarious.

[SYNICtheAtheist]

the bail out is a bad idea. If these CEO's cared about thier employee's they would take pay cuts. the pay grade for these companies is rediculous. Ceo's making millions while employees make barely 20-30k? I heard the CEO's flew in on privite jets to go ask for money. They want money to keep them up? They should sell there jets and cut the ceo's wages till things get better. oh and Make some good fucking cars for a change.

[nandhs86]

I was actually thinking the same exact thing.

[sirdaveysockrocker]

larry craig is still creepy.

[slimydick23]

He's not creepy to Barney Frank. They have gay sex with each other.

[YukiIsoya08]

Why do you exist?

[sirdaveysockrocker]

yeaaaa they really dont. but judging by ur obvious trying so hard to be straight page, it looks like youd like them to.

[8journey8]

I am having a bit of a financial problem. I can show my plans to the politicos at their earliest convenience. I will not charter a jet to get to Washington, I will drive my beat up '89 chevy. Now, who do I speak to to get a bailout?

My problem with all this *bailout* stuff..I am 60 and NEVER have I seen so many huge corporations dragging into washington with hats in hand..Since when is the lowly taxpayer responsible for all of this outrageous gluttony? Already, people act like this is normal!

[wayindie]

love the end, the super heroes of the GOP.

really they were up there wasting the time of everyone else there talking up that cadaver?

just goes to show you how those republican geezers have each others back, they are the "good 'ol boys" club, still are and always will be.

[CrocodileMonkey]

I want to go to Larry Craig international airport. But in all seriousness, how is he still in the Senate?

[jay2thaudy]

His gay encounters are his business....As long as it doesn't effect his job then I don't care. Just like I said with Clinton and his blowjobgate

[strylowskia90]

I see what you're saying and I agree with you 100%, but there's a bit of irony in having a closet homosexual in the senate voting against advancement for the LGBT community. You'd think his district would take him as a joke and fire his kick him out, but they didn't.

Anyway Blowjobgate, priceless!

[jay2thaudy]

Yeah the argument makes complete sense, but we're talking about the republicans here. These are the same republicans who covered for a guy who was harassing teenage boys who did page work for him. They did that for years and years. I guess for them its like the army, "don't ask don't tell" also, they can't afford to lose senate seats. Thats why Jud...err I mean Lieberman is being treated with kid gloves.

[bigmommamaria]

yea on your last day in office after losing an election and being convicted of 7 felonies... you want Orrin Hatch and Larry Carig peaking on your behalf! LOL!!

HA!

[mw2000]

America, don't you dare bail out your atuo companies. They have fucked you for 20 years. Now it's time to fuck them.

Oh, and Ted Stevens, just because the GOP lap dogs are coming out for doesn't mean you're anything more than a lying cockroach. When Larry Craig (who has a men's bathroom stall named after him - possibly in Ted Stevens airport, we're not sure) you know you're scraping the bottom of the the barrel.

[MetaMaestro]

lmao "that probably pets the dog and is nice to the dog"

"..maybe"

-GONE- lmaoooo

[santasxgirlfriend]

maybe uncle ted is going to name a airport bathroom stall after larry craig-

[strylowskia90]

Unfortunately I don't think that'll happen. If our government has any sense we'll either finance Tesla (another American Car company making electric cars) or we'll bail out GM with lots of strings attached (fire the C.E.O., force them create more fuel efficient cars, stop production of the shit they churn out like... any GM car.)

The problem is thousand can and will lose their jobs the way the system is set up now, and if we bail them out and fire the C.E.O.'s people will cry socialism.

[Himechansexytightass]

I was wondering why nobody thought of that. Take that 25 billion and fiance someone besides the Big 3.

[SubmarinerAndroid]

Tesla doesn't have the money for lobbyists and private jets so they can beg Washington for money, or promote themselves in the media.

[rogermoore27]

Uncle Ted, you were receiving financial gifts, Uncle Ted? How the fuck could you do that, Uncle Ted? Oh Uncle Ted, you disappoint me. Look at all the overflowing toilets of praise for Uncle Ted. You see, fraud is not seen as a real crime. That's why no one is talking about that in government.

[mickeh93]

larry craig and ted stevens: a series of tubes!?

[zapponsalvia]

Uncle Ted, the king of pork spending. Good riddance a-hole!

[ONEamWALKAH]

Was interesting when i saw the all on TV standing up and clapping an 8 time convicted felon. I wonder if a elderly black man down in Harlem got convicted of 8 felonies, if he would still be walking around free?... doubt it.

[cfrcsbb]

There is a difference between getting felonies from illegal home renovations and getting felonies from robbing/harming people.

[ONEamWALKAH]

Yeah because elderly black men go around around robbing and harming people, LOL. Read what i said, then look at what you said and realize you're own BIGOTRY, thanks.

BTW, no they are not different. The overwhelming majority of people in prison are in for non violent crimes.

[sleonardelli]

I like the idea the automakers need 2 provide a business plan. That should B true 4 anyone wanting a bailout handout. Should've been true 4 the banks.

[brabon1]

boy...i bet stevens loved hearing craig vouch for him

uncle ted....rofl

[marniespeaks]

Bush wants to break the Union.

[jerrydoubleu]

We don't need American cars. We will just buy foreign cars made here in American. fuck those godam overpaid execs.

[greatbroad]

We can do what Ms. Naomi Klein has already suggested: nationalize Exxon

Then we can retool the our factories and rebuild the lost public transit system, which were our streetcars and electric trains.

(The oil companies, auto and tire companies, together purchased our electric-powered mass transit system, and dismantled them, from Los Angeles, CA to New York City, NY.) They did this with the cooperation of our US Govt, who stripped them of their partnership w/Westinghouse and they bankrupted.

[voyeurdug]

Let's all stomp for Larry Craig!!!

[BullnBearAnalytics]

ROFL OMG. Larry Craig @ 1:37 = "Ted's got an airport, that's neat!" So Larry, care to hit THOSE stalls too? Maybe this time with Stevens himself?

[BullnBearAnalytics]

Sorr @ 1:34

[ONEamWALKAH]

LMFAO, oh shit! Wasn't it an Airport stall he got caught in right?.. Then he says "Ted's got an airport, that's neat!"... lmao, boy did he set himself up on that one. Hilarious.

That "Uncle Ted" shit makes me very uncomfortable to.

[BullnBearAnalytics]

Yup, airport stall it was!

[Spective10]

See Ya Ted Stevens.  Guess who Bush is going to pardon...

[Spective10]

Why does this channel keep on being taken down?

[hellshade2]

the bailouts must stop. if there is going to be a crash it needs to be now. all that is happening is we are setting up for the next crisis because all these companies being bailed out are not going to learn and the same thing will happen again 5 or 10 years from now and it will be even worse next time. the lesson of history must be learned now....

[iamjackscolin]

LARRY FUCKING CRAIG!?!?!?!?!

[spencerdev91]

Larry Craig is so creepy

[PersonalJesus348]

its no wonder he has no problem going into bathroom stalls... sitting down for hours... and you know the rest

[RichoRosai]

If only they had done the same for the first, hundreds of times bigger bailout.

[BullnBearAnalytics]

Larry Craig OMG

[MauricXe]

I bet he went to the bathroom shortly after.

[spilarinn]

HAHAHAHA

[Big10]

Larry Craig is the LAST senator who should be bringing up the topic of airports! Geez.

[sameltoes]

should have added, "and the bathrooms are in excellent working order! Stall 3, 11pm, 11/27/08 Be here"

[dralavant]

Yet another funny day. Thanks for the video.

[db9mady]

second.

[curlyqs222]

FIRST?!?!

[tomacalin86]

get a life, will ya? just saying that you are first annoys the crap of the rest of the viewers.

[curlyqs222]

I DONT CARE. ITS MY FIRST FIRST!!!

And I loove tpmtv, btw.

I just love being first more.