Jade Runs a Mental Health Hotline

[SmashGenesis]

Where is the audio from?

[Sadet1991]

XD

[MrEpicFailure808]

If you're depressed, it does not matter -which- number you press, no one will answer you.

Best ending line...

[CatMuto]

I have a lot of these problems! *smacks entire numberpad*

C-A

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

I you have short term memory loss, press 5-2-8-2-6-1-9-3-9-2-6-1-1-4

[OtakuwarriorInfernio]

@RaccoonXEspanosa Yeehawwww number pressing!!! (presses all numbers like a keyboard.) =D

[ValenHighwind]

i can imagine Jade doing this to Luke and Dist

[MrSaturn8881]

I can see Shirley as co dependent

[ashleyriot100]

Is Dist who made the call. 

[ashleyriot100]

Dist who made the call.

[ashleyriot100]

hauhauhahauah

perfectly what jade will answer.

[FantasyFanatic911]

Haha, I could see Jade doing this to Luke. xD

[Keezfocer]

Hahaha. This is exactly what Jade would say.

[BarrothHunter80]

I don`t know why but this seems possible...

[LelouchCommandsYou]

what number do you dial to break the fourth wall and talk to jade?

[xHaruhiVermillionx]

Lmao this is funny. xD

Which Tales Character is from :05?

[LelouchCommandsYou]

@xHaruhiVermillionx i think his name is cless or cress.

[stupogo0]

@LelouchCommandsYou depends on the version its like arith VS  aries

[SymphoniaFan101]

@xHaruhiVermillionx He's from Phantasia and like LelouchCommandsYou said, his name is Cress. (:

[oriramu]

...

[bioburn]

want this for my answering machine?

[FinalFatality7]

@Apv301, Are you implying that mental patients can't walk?

[horologiumcrepitans]

@FinalFatality7 it's an expression :'D

[carsoncam10]

i am knots

[KuroiKuroudo]

Jade is hot. End of story.

[symphoniazelda]

aw jade wont answer me oh well

[Swordsmanofthedark]

Don't work Luke!!! I'll answer your call!!!

[BabyYuui]

HAHAHAHAHA XD this is funny XD

[KuroiKuroudo]

Aw poor Luke is depressed...no one will answer his call.

[default3333]

L M A O

[default3333]

The depressed one got me haha.

[LeanceHP]

Van's going to be transferred to the mother ship XD

[L0v3Namine]

Lol haha wait do anyone no the number?

[Umbree61]

So~ if I call, Jades the one running this ??? hmm interesting...

[remadedawn]

true and damned funny

[xTheLadyPiratex]

Hahahahaha... Shirley is fail. Nobody press 2 for her. Let her be miserable.

[Writtenjustice]

Don't be so damned mean

On a side note, Raine... has a great ass. <3

[xTheLadyPiratex]

Yes. Yes she does.

But Shirley is still fail, and she deserves no pity.

[Writtenjustice]

God knows Arietta does v_v

[kitsunechan90]

agreed.

[Writtenjustice]

Amen

[nivvychan]

It's too bad you skipped the low self-esteem part. Emil would have been perfect for it.

[Apv301]

Inferiority complex, bipolar, schizophrenic.... Emil's a walking mental patient =/

[MrTHeLaMe1]

@nivvychan technically he fell under multiple personality disorder "ratatosk mode anyone."

[lochnezzRAWR]

@nivvychan Nah, I think the multiple personalities part would have been better for Emil.

[templar2k7]

Luke would also fit for co-dependent

[Umbree61]

........Cress isn't that obsesive.....and Luke well ok yea he is a bit depressive,...Rain i so agree with, Van same, and Mitho's sorta

[oodlesthree]

Cless is so obsessive compulsive. xD

[CheriiChan]

JADE MAKES ME HAPPY =]

[aquadraco20]

what number do I press to get a free Jade Balfour? <3

[boredtodeath55]

lmao Mithos is paranoid. He always did want just one thing

[jrockerkei]

What button do I press to hit that, Jade?

[Vook]

Where is this monologue from?

[Wildpaw0]

XDD Love it~!

[LunatheMongoose]

XD

nice!

[LieutenantMatt2]

Reminds me of the hotline I listened to not to long ago. Yesterday, actually.

[ZaneTruesdale417]

aww poor Luke xD someone better answer

[135798642cerbus]

how long to i have to stay one the line for

[Zeldarulah]

rofl

[narutouzumakifan1000]

raine is the bomb.....these vids are what i love XD

[kitsunechan90]

Raine rocks :O

[AlexApathyYo]

Does anyone else think Raine and Jade would make the perfect couple?

[Sarahann15]

Yes I do!!!!!! They are both my fav characters!!!!!!!! This is funny btw.

[AlexApathyYo]

My boyfriend and I made a fanficiton with the two of them.

XD

Best couple ever!

[TearGrande]

Who is the "Co dependent" girl?

[XG1331GX]

Shirley from Tales of Legendia

[TearGrande]

Really!? is that from an anime or something? I thought Shirley wore Grey-ish clothes not Blue-ish(I see blue-ish on her in this vid).

[XG1331GX]

I think it's Shirley, co-dependent fits her well. If it is I think this is from the part where she jumps into the water at the end of the main quest

[ghiaccioblitz]

LOL I so totally want that as my answering machine message! Anyway that was awesome. Totally fits all the characters. :]

[RobloxianJet26]

XD LOL!

15/5!

[patchworkchicken]

lol 'your call will be transferred to the mothership' XD XD

[ApprenticeMage]

You skipped the low self-esteem one! D=

This thing was made for Jade though! No one could do it better! X)

[Miniboo1]

WTH?

[RawDangerMusic]

i wish there was a way to get this in high quality and put it directly on my answering machine instead of recording over my computers speakers D;

[bluefireturtle]

Genius!!!

[ColumineMiette]

XD oh i wish there was more.

[Zenjin000]

Heh, Mental Disorders were rather well placed with the various characters involved. Good job on this.... and good job with the description too. There is no way this video will ever be removed.

[Hypergal11012]

OMG THEY KNOW WHO I AM!!!AAAAAHHH!!!!

lolz

[RaeMina]

dude, -what- is the number for this? I wanna hear it >w>

[Nervegas28]

I've just found a new message for my answering machine XD

[IAMPUREAWESOMENESS]

lolz

[lafut4]

Jade would do something like this!

[2ReachTheTop]

lolz That's why he's such an awesome character. 8D

[squishy11110]

Aww, Luke's depressive! Now I wants to hug him!

[NekoNekoMe123]

o dear god! not this! its too funny! im gonna die laughing!! XDDDD

i found a comic of this with Kuroshitsuji charactors before XD

[KageNoHikari]

XD I know who would press 3-4-5-6. XD (besides Rain)

[lilshokan]

emil?

[cbean6]

omg My sister ttold me to call this one number and it said exact same thing as this!!!

[TheFinalWill]

Oh God, that was funny.

[geer789]

OMG. That was freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!! LOL hahah. it fit so well.

^_^

[Skywolf17]

So... no one's gonna answer me? XD

[OmegaChosen0]

Jade invented this shit..nobody else would imagine this..thing!

[IronicExpectations]

This fits just way too much. It's hilarious.

[Vook]

Funny...but I blinked and it was over. :/

[Callacat123]

That is soooo Jade! Lawl :3

[avatarFanTaangLover]

if your codependant ask some one to press two for you LOL

[darktabby14]

presses 3,5,6 *beep beeep beeep* COME ON PICK UP THE PHONE U FUCKERS!!

aww pretty pweese pick up the phone

I LIKE SHUGARE!!! ^w^

[AlanHolmes1234]

its prolly cause u didnt push 4

lolz

[GameFreak1492]

he would too

[Kailys3]

Hah, good choices for the candidates...though it went so fast it was hard to see them all :p

[Sakuralove1]

Lol my friend got sent the full version of this on her phone.. it's hilarious. xD This recording is missing a few though. D;

[Broles]

LMAO

[lacyegurl]

me: OMFG hes traceing my call......come to me jade XD

[JessicaAlbert13]

HA, that was perfect putting Shirley on the dependent number

[Baenistheman]

"If you believe you are omnipotent, press 'talk' again, and lets see how god-like you really are"

[Zepher0987]

what is the audio from???

[insomniabelow]

Beats me; I ripped it from a source that didn't credit it either.

[FMABloodSeal]

Aww I want it on my iPod

[insomniabelow]

You can rip the audio directly from the video using sites like listentoyoutube. It's a pretty painless process.

[InuKaiStrauss]

@Zepher0987 It's the Irish Mental Health Hotline Answering Machine by Frank Kelly....or so I've read on another thing..

[sonicfanmaster]

......... ya that's all that i was think will watching that and i would press 1, wait,and 7 and mabey have someone press 2 ya i would have my friend press 2 for me as well now that i think of it LMAO

[qubeh]

who really does the voice for this video? cause it really does sound like kirk thornton doing jade.

[Cenkic]

AHahahahha...this fits him so perfectly...

[aerocoryn]

mahaha xP it works perfectly.

[QuietCannon]

What if you're a nympho? Press 6 and 9 simultaneously??

[TheOriginalKZero]

And it shows Zelos of course.

[ManaKing190]

It's tempting to press every button. @w@

[Arietta242]

i think jade pretends to be a doctor at some point but im not sure o.o i can really see this happeneing though XD

[TheOriginalKZero]

Ha ha... a lot of people think Jade and I are quite similar. And I can see me doing that, as can the person sitting across from me. So, good job indeed.

[pandasoffirex84]

*presses 1,3,4,5,6,7 all at the same time*

[paprikamuffin]

luke can you press 2 for me?

[cvstos]

Damn. This is too perfect! Major kudos to who did this one. XD

[DuskFalling]

rofl fits Jade so well xD

[FinalFantasyAnimeFan]

hahaha. go jade.

[PhantomSkitty]

XD That's too funny... I can't stop laughing, it fits Jade so perfectly.

[ThePuffinator1234]

this matches Jade just TOO much xD

[RurutiaDariya]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. <3 xD That voice fits Jade a little too perfectly.

[ThePuffinator1234]

lololololololollz

Jade ftw :P

[datenshi4ever]

XD XD i love this

[HikaruIrving]

This is Jade, without a doubt~

[the2sisters69]

OMG cless is obsessed

press 1 repeatly

[redjacketalchemist]

i had to lower the volume on this, then watch it with a certain song and i got an idea for a video...could you possibly tell me where to get the clips from TOA?

[insomniabelow]

Abyssal Chronicles has all of the anime scenes.

[redjacketalchemist]

okay, thanks alot^^ if this works, no one will look t Jade the same way again...of course, I cant look at him with a straight face again after this video, but still...

[insomniabelow]

I look forward to it then. And who can honestly look at Jade any of the time with a straight face?

[redjacketalchemist]

True, very true^^ But trust me, after I'm done, he will never be the same...now I just need to find a good site to download music

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

That's so true. It's so hard not to laugh at Jade. He's so funny. I guess that's why a lot of people, including me, love him.

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

That it so true. ^^ It's so hard not to laugh at Jade.

[ColonelJadeCurtiss]

That is so true. It's hard not to laugh at the guy because of his sarcasm.

[cheese4g]

I love how Jade is perfectly in character.

[superbuggy222]

3456

[AnimeAdmirer11]

I'm still speechless!!! lolness XDXDXD

[ColonelJadeCurtiss]

This is so funny! I can defienitly see Jade saying this.

[hyperneoninja]

omfg that was great, and it got every one perfectlee! and pluse i can see jade doing that to!!

[MintSeraph]

teehee! raine if you have multiple personalities press 3 4 and 6! XD

[lonerurouni187]

XDDDD!! If you are depressed it doesnt matter which number you press no one will answer you. *pic of Luke* XDDDD! That was good.

[kunoichigoddess1]

111111111111111111111111111111­11111111111111 nobody to press 2 ; ; 346 OMG THE MOTHER SHIP! why doesnt it want me ;; lol love the video