Cows With Guns (music by Dana Lyons, www.cowswithguns.com)

[moocowlove123]

i LOVE cows

[AshleyMcGowan1]

WTF, a mail cow?

[Sara7991]

this turns me on

[leatherblood]

he say, much cow duung...lol.

[pipermick8666]

I have been a fan for many years now and had no idea there was a music video! I love it! Just shared it with my fiance and his son!

[wameng0496]

he didnt pee!!!!!!!!

[silentdreamers]

De-moo-cracy.

[hockeyman1177]

its a duck not a chicken

[in3rDLX]

... and then the cows turn on the chickens. those traitorous bovine with their "eet mor chikin."....

[coolbeens21]

Love Dennis Leary's version too

[GeassGuy]

How 'Avatar' made more money than this I'll never know.

[1hr4play]

I dare say this song is very Gary Larson from "The Far Side" cartoon influenced, cows and chickens are featured heavily in his cartoons.

[Reecieboo2]

COW DA TAU!!!!!

[flablabla]

the story is funny but the music is just great

[swandcp500]

you suck u got lucky with views

[mrdude2010]

@swandcp500 Funny, none of your videos have over 1,000,000 views. or even 100, for that matter.

[Dagreatdudeman]

*Like*

[bellatrixsurvives]

I luv dis song nd me nd my friend no like it all!

COWS WILL GET REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RustyRustler]

how can anyone dislike this song ffs???

[litklika]

.hahaha . i had to milk 124 cows twice a day this song played 5 times a day, it was bizzarre. n funny as fuck. had chickens too. only 3 rose up. hahaha. it was a bloody milking that morning...

[callmemrabc]

Those are yellow penguins

[WeirdoWhoMakesVideos]

Is this the original ?

[simplythecoolest31]

Great:D pure genius

[Kingferath]

@patrick45sue yeah we should train the cows in the military, that would be cool. Also i like this song heaps

[Krios1988]

great animation! a lot of hard work

[cruisingcody]

if they were really Che or Mao cows... then the cows have to kill the other cows. I'm tired of people not knowing who Che or Mao really are

[cuzaseso]

1:56 looks like the cow is jerking off!

[traditionalrose]

Live export halted :D

[patrick45sue]

We need to arm our Australian cattle so when they are being exported to Indonesia to be torturedmstabbed,beaten,shocke­d...Ban Live Exports from Australia...

[lastlunarian]

thecowsarelooseinthecity



[whatjamacallit]

4:09 notice the second picture in the paper. Man well Hung

[animallog]

NIce!

[dylan9241]

Surprising the cows don't do Cocain, If so,, I'd be laughing my ass off all day

[Beansterthatscrazy]

#28 TRIPLE J HOTTEST 100 (1997)

[musiccowmoo]

Moooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[megz101x]

@CutayyEricaaj299

ummm, first use the correct letters..and 2nd this isnt the site to ask. Plenty of others out there Im sure youd find someone to chat to =]

[jcandalusians]

How could anyone possibly dislike this???

[JonathonMcStrudel]

The president is reading a book called "Hot Men". ROFL

[mrfigfag]

@CutayyEricaaj299 no because you speel like a retard

[TheAussieDoctor]

@mrfigfag I really hope that you intentionally spelt spelt "spell" as "speel". Otherwise you're just an idiot.

[zenpirateboots]

i bloody love this song !!! go cows !!

[TheGalleos]

What an udder success.

[jepainter]

Hilarious.

But it's not Cow-Satan, it's Cow Tse-tung. As in Mao Tse-tung.

[micvelo]

Udder fail. Lotsa boolsheet. ;=)

[fholland77]

what a great piece of FUN music.

[jennlazo]

Fantastic job! Love this song!

[spud6414]

We do not suppress them silly, we eat them.

[Voxateuri]

I love the video, and I don't want to be a fun-killer, but if an animal showed sentience, humans would not supress them.

[spud6414]

@Voxateuri We do not suppress them silly we eat them.

[doctortwyla]

GO VEG! ..Or... these cattle will fuck you up!

[toddstark]

Why on earth did this get 1233 dislikes? I didn't read many of the other comments. People didn't like the claymation, or they thought this was a true story and didn't like the politics? It can't be the triumphant ending, that's my favorite part!

[Downstryke]

@toddstark They're probably city people who liked the other animation better since they don't recognize such faux pas as using "cows" as the plural of cow, males having udders, and pissing from their udders. If it weren't for such stupidity, I would have preferred it myself.

[toddstark]

@Downstryke Thanks! I was hoping they didn't all think it was a PETA ad or something and miss the Larson-esque charm of it.

[TheKitterator]

Woot! I loved listening to this song all those years ago, and still do. I love the twist at the end with the chickens

[TheGIANTgonads]

Bad Cow Pun lol

[PermanentRagOn]

Udderly amusing video. Thanks for posting.

[Hawkpath101]

@PermanentRagOn Now THAT was a bad cow pun XD

[tinciilizzi]

@RoboInvisaBunny they're called udders.

[1moonraider]

I bet the chickens were yellin"WE CAN FLY BITCHES!!!"

[maryspinker]

just freakin' FUNNY AS S**T. bad cow pun!!!! just enjoy the only redeeming feature of mankind! humor is as close to god as you can get! don't think so? if you want to hear god laugh, tell him your plans! oh, yeah. you'll definitely hear a cosmic chortle.

[ksandom40]

Goodness me! I saw all this arguing about the naming, so looked it up on wikipedia. I don't think any reasonable person would expect you to remember all those terms if you're not directly in the industry. I think it's safe to say that any intellegent person will know what you mean if you just say cow. If they don't, you can elabourate at that point.

[fatstraw]

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[Yoetah]

"The Revolution will not be televised." If there were a way to script, film and censor and sell the action for profit, they would.

[Lucarocks92]

lol i seen this guy about 7 years ago he came to my school in ireland we had such a laugh with him i was only about 11

[TheTurbogus]

Fantastic job! It's great to see a variation on the graphic of this classic song.

[Oliver9402]

Those cows are really full of it.... they need to be stopped

[seandervan]

@175myles yep, apparently he has a buttocks disease

[gunner47m4m4]

i like the other video

[175myles]

4:09, Is it just me or is the dude in the bottom picture packing his own whopper with cheese?

[Juliankawaiikau]

Lol I remember hearing this all the time on the radio when I was 14 and 15 :3 and now I'm 20! o-o

[metalhead2221]

I thought this was Dennis Leary?

[XxYamiNoEnzeruxX]

im going to see this guy singing down at te park tonight .3

[555Olive55]

then the cows betrayed the chickens with Chick-Fil-A

[cube101010]

nice revolution

[waatewha]

Laugh out loud, Good claymation!!! funny as hell!

[Tristano1980]

Hey you should come hear Dana play this song live in Seattle on August 7th (2010). For details check out his website!

[NornIrnNiki]

The farmer with the yellow hat looks just like Dana! Love it :)

[MOOaCOW]

This is one COW that thinks this movie is the best one ever made.

I fight for bovine freedom everyday.

MOO

[scarlotty123]

Za chicken look like ducky

[tksfarmclaydude]

that was so kool i live on a beef farm but the head cow in this is a dairy

[Pumbaa49]

funng

[YarrandRockhopper]

CHICKENS IN CHOPPERS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Clothify]

so fake

[scarlotty123]

@Clothify so fake?I wasnt aware it was meant to be real.

[TrainTheOutsider]

lol dat ant a uzi XD

[HUSKARINO]

LMAO

[grrraymoo]

Cute, no doubt... but whoever made this obviously doesn't know much about farming. The terminology is not always correct, and uh... what's with the needle in the "cow's" thigh? Is that what it said? Even funnier... yellow chickens? Hmmm, aren't they really ducks? heeheehee Cute animation though. Please do get the facts right though, before making another claymation.

[MsRosamundi]

@grrraymoo It's all for fun, I haven't let those inaccuracies detract from the great entertainment value! Very clever, and well done. Don't sweat the small stuff ;-)

[shengshangdiaini]

@grrraymoo STFU

[Laurenbaggy]

Bad cow pun :L :L

[Voxateuri]

I liked the lighting at 1:47, very well done.

[BigWheelaCatPeelaYea]

I fed a cow a burger

[morgix0x0]

that was so funny but good omg

you should make another one or have you.................

[Twizzellove]

the species is cow, females are cows and males are bulls so its its kinda ok to call a guy cow a well, cow

[andylou84]

Cows are female....so they can't be a he!!!!

[Voxateuri]

He is saying Cow Tse Tung, ans in Mao Tse tung, the ruler of China.

[mynameisrosalie]

Dana Lyons came to our school and played this song and many others, then he did a songwriting class, and It was really fun, LOVE COWS WITH GUNS!!! :D

[wogboypaul]

very very gay

big dislike!

[pivotboy63]

I love this song!!!!!!!!!

[minidmoncsko]

OMG A MILLION TIMES LIKE!!!! this is the best video ive seen on youtube to date!

[al35077]

its not "cow satan" its "cow se' tounge"

[peeps983]

lolz this is a funny song

[blindasbat509]

i saw Dana Lyons perform this song is Washhington in 1997 I think at a camp ground, there flippin awesome!

[GREENDAYFAN210001]

Wtf...? lol :P

[ddaannyy98]

Makes feel dory for cows but funny wen chicken come

[JeanySullivan]

lol I love insurgent bovines!

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

love this song and awesome claymation!

[uber0kuhl]

lol just herd on radio

[javascripttt]

Really!? What station!! :O :)

[uber0kuhl]

@javascripttt kis fm

[M4CK3R93]

@uber0kuhl is that "herd" a pun or a typo?? :D

[Vicki12692]

kinda makes you feel sorry for cows

[blessedbe914]

I have had this theory for years, since I was a child, that cows are evil and would someday take us down. It is good to see that I am not the only person that has had that thought. Love it!!! Cause it proves I'm right!!! :)

[jfergu18]

you idiot. cows are stupid retarded animals. there is no possible way that they could take us down

[octyellow]

i always thought it would be pigs.

[javascripttt]

Like in Animal Farm? :P

[missbeanford]

Beware: evil cows with mini uzis

[lotec51]

we are free roving bovines,we run free ,today......luv it!!!!!

[the1stsabbath]

heres a little indicator of what my towns like. this song was top 20 for many many years

[Namisia210]

this is soooo dumb. but hilarious at the same time. it gets stuck in your head for like half the day!!!!!

[Bambigirl7854]

AWESOME!

[RoboInvisaBunny]

I'm very happy the male cows didn't have utter. For some reason, people usually animat male cows with utters. It's annoys me more than it should.

[Voxateuri]

@RoboInvisaBunny, Thank you! Someone who understands!

[MaxieAvenue]

@RoboInvisaBunny It's an UDDER. Not utter!

[GloPony]

@RoboInvisaBunny  LOL And the fact that male 'cows' are bulls or steers & cows have 'udders' not 'utters' doesn't annoy you? ;-P

[RoboInvisaBunny]

@GloPony You're right that bull and steer are names for male cows, but calling them male cows is also technically correct, because they are, in fact, male cows. It's kinda like how I don't go around calling my girl dog a bitch, but a girl dog. Either term works though. You are completely right about the udders thing though. I'm sorry I'm a horrible speller and I live in a place where people pronounce their T's as D's so they're pretty much interchangeable.

[GloPony]

@RoboInvisaBunny Aah no...not technically correct at all! Cows are the females of the bovine species; bulls are the males & steers are the castrated males. Bovine are more commonly known as 'cattle' but there is no such thing as a male cow. ;-)

[RoboInvisaBunny]

@GloPony "Cow" is just a shortened word for "cattle". like how Kitty is a nickname for cat. Or at least that's what I"VE heard.

Besides, this has nothing to do with my original post anyway, because I was original complaining about ANATOMY not terminology. They're completely different. I do admit I don't know as much about terminology as I do about anatomy. It's very possible for a person to know all there is about one thing, and not about another.

[RoboInvisaBunny]

@GloPony Also just calling them bulls can get confussing because the speaker could also be talking about an Okapi, a giraffe, a buffalo, a moose, an alligator, a camel, a dinosaur, a dolphin, and elephant, a gnu, a hippo, an ox, a seal, a shark, a walrus, or a whale. It's much easier to just say "male hippo" or "male camel" and so on.

[RoboInvisaBunny]

@GloPony ok. I looked it up and you're right about cows only being female. I'm sorry. But I still don't see why we can't call them that, because according to the same site, there's also no such thing as a female dog. Going by your argument we have to call female dogs bitches.

[gnarlitos26]

@RoboInvisaBunny Where did you look it up? Heifer is the name for a female cow.

[RoboInvisaBunny]

@gnarlitos26 I don't remember what the site was called, but it said that Heifer is the name for a female cow that hasn't had any babies yet.

[MrNaleIt]

@RoboInvisaBunny Actual male cows don't have udders. They're the boobs of the cow kingdom. derp

[RoboInvisaBunny]

@MrNaleIt Yeah... bulls don't have boobs.... that's kinda what I just said. Derp.

[QueenCannibis]

@RoboInvisaBunny Male cows are called BULLS, not cows.

[carlman99]

@QueenCannibis actually it depends if the farmer gets them de-sexed or not... they can be called steers or bullocks.. just saying

[ValeriesGal]

@QueenCannibis lol

[TheZvereva]

@QueenCannibis male CATTLE are called bulls ... cows are female cattle (or bovines)

[thegreencrayola]

@RoboInvisaBunny

They are udders you idiot, not utters

[kalunangi]

classic man classic

[goodlaugh100]

awesome!!!

[karlieda]

Its called "Cows with guns" But they refer to the cow as a he. he cows are bulls.

[ayrahcavaruas]

I loved the ending!

[bobobano]

1:13

It's Cow Tse Tung, as in Mao Tse Tung.... Not Cow Satan

[Critterlover17]

Same difference LOL

[brennig2]

@bobobano Don't worry it's the average American reaction, when they see Che Guevara they think of satan

[obioneshinobi123]

sup lol my name is jasper lyons lol i have no relation to this person.. i think :\

[tacoman955]

lol, funny! i like the country-like music with the partiotic lyrics! and the cow guru.

[pdb606]

The Ultimate Bovine revenge. I also liked the chickens in choppers. Dana Lyons - you're one clever man. When are w going to hear about sheep in stockings or pigs in power (sorry we have enough politicians). What about horses calling races?

[BradAlturn]

for pigs in power, read animal farm

[jeremia4263]

already have mate

[druvincent2112]

I just saw dana Lyons in Alaska and he is a great guy and an amazing talent...not just novelty songs but a great songwriter and singer

[ZoobyCat]

The steaks are high bad cow pun

[sheepzilla1]

Jesse uh Dr Demento is a radio show Host not a songwriter. Check song credits and pulishing right.

Great Punny song just the same

[Jesse4Jezza]

why is everyone claiming this to be their own song? Doctor Demento created it.

[my05hammer]

Great Plaster Scene.

I am going to go have a steak now!

PETA;

People for the

Eating of

Tasty

Animals

[Studduck7]

Cow Tse-tung... not Cow Satan... as in Mao Tse-tung. but nice claywork anyway.

[Jesse4Jezza]

I know ey, it aint Cow Satan.

this person needs to get to know their lyrics better

[FixingLunch]

Why is there a beaner horn section and why is the free cow black?

[spuzmunky]

you are really good at making clay figures. my brother makes videos with clay :-)

[MoronDude]

great job

[21swordguy12]

this is good i am impressed good to see someone spend a large amount of time to make a good video

[killespo]

4;20 it looks liek the dude has got his dick out hehehe

[bustincapz]

i heard this on the radio once lol

[coolmagicdude]

you have single-handedly ruined the best animated video ever.... you shall die for this...

OK die is a little too much, hmmm, lets say youll get a preety bad reputation for this. There.

[b52jamesb52]

they made the animated video wtf are you going on about

[kaygy1]

why the devil characture after Che?

[skulldude34RS]

dude no jsut no...

[MapleSephiroth]

im pretty sure george bush is singing the story lyrics

[aml0797]

ckvW0ckvW0

[h0rsey5]

uhhh...

ok?

this is gay!

[Dinicorps]

you're gay!

cool vid

[10cooper1]

i like the original animation better but good job on this it mustve taken forever

[Francieska]

Love this, clever.

[10OneInAMillion]

I'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

[adamany8]

Love cows...especially with A1!

[SPENCER2001600049579]

i loved this song since i was five years old its great

[thatonegirl590]

haha, it's still as epic as the first time i saw it...