Destructo Box - Beard of the Damned

[BlackAndroidJelly115]

@runny354 this was out WAY before minecraft

[robot797]

@BlackAndroidJelly115

minecraft was bevore

17 mei 2009

[0unut]

hehe im not a tree DONT THUMBS THIS UP i just was saying my favorite part don't ruin it for people

[runny354]

is this inspired by minecraft??? because its epic



[SITHxAPPRENT1CE]

the bubbles are his popped nipples from a previous episode

[lilcolombian659]

what are those bubbles on phil's chest??? wtf!!

[RoachShippoTV]

@lilcolombian659 the glotion sickness episode

[OmgKellyTheGreat]

Minecraft moon!!

[distructor20]

The milk carton on 4:43 said '2% cow squirt'. Should I be considering that inappropiate or not?

[zanz37]

"I shall provide the lumber for the demon cottages of hell" sounds so mysterious.

[zigmanist]

sir pigeonstien...

[1992Kingofyoutubable]

lmfao wdf.... did anyone see him drink maple syrup on 2:22

[Sonic90l]

Lol the begging is minecraft!

[1992Kingofyoutubable]

lmfaoo @ the square moon

[protoman411]

I WILL PROVIDE THE LUMBER FOR THE FORGES OF HELL!!!

[ZCarmine48]

Great Video good storyline

[MrBrionman]

where is the priest from

[XThunderStrokerX]

@MrBrionman Church

[MrBrionman]

@XThunderStrokerX i meant what country

[XThunderStrokerX]

@MrBrionman Haha i kenew i just wanted to crack up some laughs xD

[spaghettiandlettuce]

Hahaha his nipples are gone!XD

[begelzim]

@spaghettiandlettuce good job captian obvious

[spaghettiandlettuce]

@begelzim shush your fingers!!D:

[Darkgon101]

wheres the creeper?

[12dunnodunno]

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw the square moon. Haha!

[Zargon31]

so what page is it on?

[madhatterilu]

This was the most amazing vid ive seen in a while xD

[berkleypuff35]

"*gasp* boys, do you know what ya have here?!" "THE GREATEST BEARD OF ALL TIME?!"

[RATMfan15]

He keeps tryin to chop me. Hehehe I'm not a tree.

[defboards]

I shall provide the condoms for the rapes in hell

[Wilkanas]

I'm reading bible all day trying to find the lumberjacks' graveyard part, but I've only founda a lot of stuff about some Jesus guy...

[HalonCod1337]

V i mean still ripped off or you know

[HalonCod1337]

lol his nipples are gone!

[halokid80]

it looks like Minecraft! :]

[soat7ch]

the soundtrack is quite demonic

[zctop2]

lmao 3:15 He's still in his boxers xP

[Hotbusterer]

0:11 Minecraft moon ^^

[l85a1user]

very funny video FIVE F***IN STARS!!

[DeadHappyFilm]

1:23 LOL THE MOONS SQUARE LOLOLOL

[GearHead3232]

haha i wonder if there eating pee soup lol

[stickrai]

for the ppl that dont get it, a upside down star, is sign of the devil:/

[bonnnsey]

You shold have made the beard pubc hair

[ThoughtsfromT]

I SHALL PROVIDE THE LUMBER FOR THE DEMON COTTAGES OF HELL!

[ThoughtsfromT]

What page is that on?

[WaddingtonJr]

Minecraft moon

[elmoroxmysox1000]

he is diggy diggy holing

[Orion795]

"what page is that?" BEST LINE EVER!

[Orion795]

"what page is that?" BEST LINE EVER!

[PrivateFlanky]

AWWSOME

[3100genn]

minecraft

[MASTERBLOXER]

At the start wtf.WAS THAT BIN LADIN?!?!?!?!I THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING KILLED!!

[LittleBigDood]

Casually whatching the beard get chopped of while an evil spirits laughing XDD

[lolpanbvc]

Whats up with phils tits

[devilspawn55]

@lolpanbvc he poped them cause he thought they were chest pimples

[devilspawn55]

@lolpanbvc he poped them cause he thought they were chest pimples

[daedra40]

I'm not a tree

[eunicet182a]

that was ... weird O:

[1ockedand1oaded]

haha 'deeper'

[TheExtremeTES]

Well i didn't expected that at the end :/

[mazdryk]

PIGON!!!



[ohmahgawdfilms]

I'm a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. diggy diggy hole I'm digging a hole

[100computerkid]

2:04 HEROBRINE HES REAL!!

[DevilGuitarMan]

Well..gotta be sure to shave my beard every week now...

[raptorman128]

@ 1:21 he shoud go to another room and scream like a little girl...

[morfius93638]

was this made with paint shop its cool

[0BucketMask0]

"hee hee...I'm not a tree :D"

it gets me EVERY TIME.

[superotter24]

Destructo Box Comments:

50% Quotes from the episode

20% Dick figures

10% Minecraft references

10% Other references

5% References to other episodes

5% actual thoughts on the episode

[MrSlug97]

@superotter24 .... pussy bacon?

[TheExtremeTES]

@superotter24 You forgot about 15% smartass answers -.-

[shurikencatapult]

@superotter24 4% of those references to other episodes are about "Biscuit Drive"

[burnout9492]

@superotter24

.01% references to male genitalia:

Boner, peenus testicluar, fortitude, wang, schlong, ballz, ect

[TheGamer19856]

@superotter24 90% complaining about comments

10% complaining about complaining

[ledzepplin222]

@superotter24 Or people trying to get thumbs up

[shurikencatapult]

@superotter24 to be fair, 4.9% of those references to other episodes speak of "Biscuit Drive" and how Clark is being fed.

[shadow60923]

@superotter24 And in what category is yours?

[SacreligousTurkey]

@superotter24 a fucking men

[Jakslayer912]

@superotter24 I used to make references to other games, then i took an arrow to the knee

[KM111Productions]

This is the funniest one in my opinion. XD

[TheExtremeTES]

Umm That Was Disturbing?

[irndeath]

Sir Pigenstein?............AHHHH!!­

[leroyboy18]

this reminds me of minecraft for some reason

[Gothman2020]

lol i was playing minecraft when this came on

[Dest194]

Sir Nicolas Pigeonstein hahah.

[FFXyvis]

Oooooh he's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day.

[itsmynameok]

lol the popped nipples

[Lovesong143]

117 being kill by the axe .

[ZzZNorgaZzZ]

The way he says "I shall provide the lumber for the demon cottages of hell!"

Has been replayed by me at least 40 times now.

Sounds so seductive.

[boris69bg1]

1:13 - 1:21 badass



[TheRockstar0069]

lol "sir pigeonstin?" *brings out ax* lol that was hilarious

[TheLinkLegend100]

minecraft :D!

[xXxshrewXtimexXx]

Lucifers Lumberjack Regime. :')

[Cheshadowx]

were i get that in minecraft?

[fightwatcher111]

0:19 lol thats what he said.

[EATSHTVEVO]

u use a wooden axe wen u can use diamond 1

[backandforthvideos]

@EATSHTVEVO How about learn how to spell

[EATSHTVEVO]

@backandforthvideos how bout u suck my dick

[backandforthvideos]

@EATSHTVEVO Oh man, mister hardcore internet bad ass

[barbie01209]

o.o... so he DID pop his nipples..

[XxSilver8888xX]

Sir Pidgeonsty? D:



[yourwrstnightmare44]

@XxSilver8888xX its Sir Pidgeonstein.

[XxSilver8888xX]

@yourwrstnightmare44 Woops Sorry :P

[lea3441]

it scary



[WhynotMiha]

1:15 He grew hair on his hair.

[YouAREaPANDA]

ALEX GOT 54 BISCUITS!!!!

[silvioniall]

wtf lol flying spoons.

[PuertoRicanSexyBabe]

WTF!?!? He doesnt have any nipples lol

[marisaProductions]

@PuertoRicanSexyBabe the reason why is because in the very first episode he thought they were pimples and he popped them lol

[rachelotizeme]

sir pigeonsteen?

[richardisawful]

this episode got alex 53 biscuits!!!

[itsmynameok]

@richardisawful 59*

[AboudKHatib]

this kinda looks like minecraft :D

[odsca]

"hehe, i'm not a tree"

[TuriGuiliano100]

IM SAVING ALEX!!!

[BrokenGeneration]

Wtf happend whit that priest lol

[supernoob6]

I'm so confused

[fallout766]

@xXDicVodkaXx :I

[1dalmation1]

this looks just like minecraft

[Whiteshadow624]

thumbs up if they shud mek a movie bout ths :p

[AliciaTheWisher]

that moon is boxed in

[TheAshley1109]

1:49 they have round doorknobs o_0

[NIghtRider805]

best u tube vids on u tube

[dj3042]

why in the hell do they resemble minecraft? charactors



[maniolo666l]

jajajajjjajajaja  --- Sent From MondoMedia's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[psycocrab]

What happened to all the full on violent episodes?

[Donald6309]

hehe im not a tree

[bombingparadise]

fucking pigeons

[TheMurdererXD]

vinegar tea party is still te best

[coolpants96]

00:16 thats what she said

[fallout766]

[Insert a fanboy comment about dick figures here]

[DARIKAR1]

ok mondomedia whats ur most seen series in ur channel? DICK FIGURES whats the most hilarius series in ur channel ? DICK FIGURES and tell me why dont u focus only in makin fucking DICK FIGURES?!?!?!?!?

[brazza99]

@DARIKAR1 they don't make dick figures, it just airs on MondoMedia. Stop being arrogant.

[hoffbald]

diging that grave would have been easier with a diamonds shovel :)

[oneHellvalley]

Lol. Red's voice @3:17

[backatchaa]

everyone who says [insert joke here] is going to have my boot inserted in their ass

[terenceandphillip74]

@backatchaa [insert boot here]...wait...

[Tobi40000]

2:12 heh chest pimple scars

[TheExtreamkids]

[Insert [insert joke here] here]

[snowflakeFactory]

@TheExtreamkids INCEPTION

[AktasKvarnis]

Hihi im not a tree ^^

[MrEelky]

OMG FLYING SPOONS 0.O

[TheBlahthing]

[Insert Caption of Inserting Joke Here]

[ThatHaloGuy117]

[Insert insert joke here] [..............]

[snowflakeFactory]

anyone else notice his nipples at 2:17 are like that from the first episode?

[CrazyMegaOmega]

@THOMASGODBOUT123 hayell yeah

[Ignas359]

this was scary as hell

[Mullrattla]

pause at 4:40 ! did u see the face above the pigeon? O.o

[donald12998]

Oh yea he poped his nipples

[tidmouthmilk12]

minecraft moon X)

[Jhfgsjdcd]

Had to watch it twice for the end

[Olen2k10]

whats whit those "nipples"?

[shawna1320]

press 5 to see him jerk off with the beard

[Mullrattla]

@shawna1320 press 6 to stab him with the axe ^^

[alchemik666]

1:26 The moon... lol

[KillerHawke007]

best minecraft video ever

[TheHackersParadise]

/watch?v=tS2aBh2ToDI

[Icecold2494]

AHHH the shovel wasnt spare, Apocalypse!!

[CamBopp]

Press 2 and after he says 'this one first' it sounds like a Tobuscus grunt.

[SirSoup3]

lol box says 2010-2010

[CowbuyFunk]

lol @ the moon



[Weejgie]

FUCKING ADVERTISMENTS!! FUUUCK

[krazykarl2000]

WTF ARE THOSE HIS NIPPLES?

[ALBERTWESKERZERO]

@krazykarl2000 He cut them off, those are his scars ^^

[kelltwoot]

love the moon.

[fevershadow]

If you want to be a tree, we are a small ax.

[fevershadow]

All praise the box!

[Tangocharlie31]

Chopping wood <3