Every girl will fall for you if....

[NuMarketProductions]

engagement ring?

[Skittles20013]

o wow really? just so you kno that stuff doesn't really work.. you need to accept people as they are an not just for a temporary time so your not alone or watever.

[Tzt518]

dude...LOL, it may work sometimes but not always, because if u just want a temporary GF. ppl who take it seriusly won't bite you a bit!

[TheAnnie54]

that....was..... so.... wow.... like those pick up lines are so funny but so lame!!

[keyleepaine]

I laughed xD

[410chloe]

wow that was dumb bro... idk wat to even say to u... r u ok....??? cuz i think u need help

[candi919]

ah ha nice one!!

[sanjosestateboy]

fuck u romeo

[MissChikako]

Uhhhh..... Girls really don't want you guys to pretend to be someone else in order for us to like you. If we were to like someone you're not, then we really wouldn't like YOU, but the person you pretend to be. And that would just be sad.

[boofalishis]

gay really gay im a girl that dont work for us so shut up

[libidomosquito]

These kinds of videos are made by virgins.

[whatthedoe]

@im2hott4ya wow.

[xxXDaViDzOhOuNXxx]

wtf!!! man i said the oven thing to that super popular girl in high school and she hit me in the nuts without forgeting the part of getting a texas wedgy by the football team guys.... see what u've done lol:P

[77meggiemoo]

youre my favorite. just to let youo know :)

[Racheili]

yea hun none of the things you said ever work its a tota turn off :/ sorry to burst your "cheesy "bubble

[SophiAlyce]

I wish some girl would walk up to you and hit you in the nuts

[SmootieTheHorse]

not even close bub! srry! none of this stuff works.

[smashleyBFMV]

thats cute lol them cheesey things get ya laid

[Ninetailednaruto123]

omg, So funnay

[brittneyme]

i dont like your videos. no affence they are just not right for me.

[0Solenklier0]

BOOO BRITTNEYME

lol

~seriously, your videos are the best.~

[MiddieLM]

Then don't watch them! (:

[0Solenklier0]

ROFL!!! BEST PHRASES EVER!!

[tikea85]

I lost my teddy bear.

Can I hug you?

[phreekxout]

omfg this is just effing hilarious!!! i probably would date the guy if he was saying those things to be funny

[Norajanenoon]

Um...wow I wonder what girls he's talking about being smooth with

[Lolshgirl]

LOL ahhh i laughed so hard...

[SimplymagicChannel]

xD funny video but if someone said that to me it definetely wouldn't work ... :P

[Nemobaby411]

this is hilarious

[synchrostar98]

omg, I'd love to see someone actually say those things to someone else!!

[MissRenesmeeCullen]

If someone said that to me, there face would be so fucked up they would never get a date again. =)

[taddoo7]

Dude... where have you been?!... isn't it bout time you made some new vids?.. hope all is well with you.

[ozziewolfierawr]

LOL

[stephiieeeeeox]

ok. this was cringey loooooool

[mssublimelife]

... i'm feeling... like falling on something sharp

[macadiez89]

i have a good one but only a guy can say it k it goes what does your dad do again..?? doesnt he own a chicken farm..?? coz you sure know how to raise a cock lol x

[NPisAG]

AHHHHHHHHHH...

not funny?

i did like the intro song though:)

haha

[skaterxxchick]

hahahaha this is effin funny X)

nice

[kkay1818]

haaaaaa ur jokes.

Keep it up bud.

If u were a bugger, id obviously pick u first.

[broken223]

Your hot!!!

<3

[lydiaxhorselover]

u seem lyk the guy that would use them

[xzigaxziga]

hahaha, you rock xD

[rockythe6192]

omg this vid kicks ass

[RokstarFabulous]

Haha oh my gawsh :))

i luved the one .. "wait..u got sumthin in ur eye..... ohh wait.. thts just a sparkle" ;D

luv ur cheesy one liners =]

[K34nuT]

Okay, at first I was thinking "Is this guy for real?" then I saw the funny side of it. Well done. Just, try not to be *too* cocky at the begining, because that put me off slightly.

-Keanu

[klilhowler12123]

haha i like your examples of things 2 say

[lydiaxhorselover]

ok u suck thats not very good

[bioniclelover621]

dude their supposed to b cheesy gaw dumb

[michelle8963]

lol alrighty then that was well idk what that was

[xXxXglitterbombXxXx]

Haha you got something in your eye.. oh wait that's a sparkle.. XD

[FeelTheBeatz]

Haha!

Your hilarious,

this made me laugh!.

Cheasy lines!.

Love this!

btw, ur cute ;)

[beacool301]

pahahha that's hilarious i loved it lol.

and your voice sounded like my uncles.

random i know lol.(:

[Wartinga]

nice vid BUT i said the lines u said... to chicks AND GOT MY ASS KICKED

[freckles5150]

haha you're a dork

but you're funny and very cute =]

so i figured, why not subscribe

=D

[xXRFairXx]

Bahahha,

your awesome!

[OMGjessie1724]

lol thats funny

[chriscrokerrox]

lol i dosent work

[iloveuhorsy]

okay let me give you some advice... You suck at giving advice and I am a girl so everthing you said is stupid at corny so go get a life. (your cute)

[wickedchic505]

wow this is really gay so is that guy

[girlygirljustine13]

wow your gay!!

[ELSuperJake]

lol, is that something in your eye? No thats just a sparkle.... lolol

[amandaa99]

haha :]

"Wait, you got something in your eye"

"ha,no thats just a sparkle"

Thats funny! :]

[123lainey456]

u get girls ? lol

[xxxHUxxxKate]

really cause if i could rearange the alphabet id put f and u together.

[AnnemiekeRoza]

Hahaha you rock man xD

[mogckerlocke]

dude i love this guy

[wiggly88]

hahahah wow....

[girl2h4u]

lol, thats all i got 2 say.

[TurkishStrawNikki]

ah hahahahahahaha!

your fucking funny!!

ha

Seriously, you..get females..yeah rite!

^_^

[monicafoley]

hahaha! thats hilarious.

[Cyniclon4Lifee]

who wud listen 2 that crap?!

[fcukme88]

lol

[dardude5]

to get a girl all u need to do is look good and be romantic

[kyrie1234567890]

OMG..dude get a life..jajaja..but the vid its ok...i guess..

[hlr93]

ha what a prick

[babybottlepop1994]

dude shut up because dating us females is not a game idiot

[pippaconnelly]

lol what a geek

[SailorTutu]

no girl with a right mind would fall for that cheesey crap. only say that to a girl if you want to get slapped!!!!!!!!!

[KatzyKins]

xDD screwing over the male population with bad love advice o.o

xDD Provided anyone actually listens to it

[companioncube01]

Oh dear..

[bubblegummel]

GOD! you are so cute...

love the vid.

love u x

[ttbrigoca]

édes:D

[WingedFireNinja]

His mannerisms remind me strongly of GOB Bluth from Arrested Development...

[NoodleBrutals]

this kid has been watching too many Jim Carey movies.

[Bhdfreaknerd]

yeh lmao

[loonybin000]

lol wow those lines are terrible...but I can't resist...

those are a nice set of legs. What time do they open? lol

[ragondavis]

lol funny xD

[pinetrees001]

u wouldnt get a girl...ah ha..but u'd prob make friends being freaking dumb its funny. = ]

[xoxoDeANnAoxox]

haha...my fav part is when he says ' wait, you got somthin in your eye. ohh no thats just a sparkle!' LOL

[darcyxrockstarxbabe]

lol

[bananagirlz2216]

lol that was funny do u belive in love at first sight or should i walk by again that cracked me and my bro up we watched that part 7 times

[dflp345]

winner

[nielsenkorie]

wat a douch bag

[Jordanime]

are you tired?

cuz you been running thru my mind.

are you a parking ticket?

cuz you got fine written all over you.

[NoodleBrutals]

giggity giggity goo!

[JustBecauseCause]

the hershies factory makes millions of kisses a day, im only asking for one!!

[Calleessofunnii]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again? lol!

[funnybones17]

lol id laff if a girl said yes when a dude says those things ur vids r kool dude make more (watch funnybones17 on youtube)

[UndyingDeception]

your a faggot

[ZCwho]

lol.

[difora250]

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[foxgrl93]

May i ask exactly how many ladies have you picked up with one liners? lol, most definately cute love ur stuff

[maddiestr93]

this video is sooo cute!!! lol =]

[bballer0713]

r ur legs tired cause uve been running through my mind all day.......just wanted to add to the cornyness

[nikolairox1]

i like da sparkle one ima so use dat one

[Jackalopean]

Haha, what an amazing video. Granted, it's mostly pointless. Once you go on youtube for advice on the ladies, it's already over for you. Oh, and by the way...

Your clothes look pretty good on you...but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

[L1vLuvLaugh]

so I had every one liner you just said, told to me lol..its quite entertaining.

[MFnDahk]

lol, awesome

[AustFisch]

lol.

[XxhayleydxX]

One liners are awful but in a funny way.

And that's what I go for funny guys.

Hilarious video, very entertaining.

[swim4life27]

If I where a guy I would not come to you for advise that is really corney

[HanaeDaishi]

xDD! You're amazing. And so cute! :D <3

[gellabailey]

you are stupid....

[01134hello]

if you were my car door...i would bang you all night

[haroldsays]

Good stuff once again. Keep it going!

[mozartiikodesu]

You are talented person.

Your speaking is smooth like music.

[kalificious]

lol =)

[doggiee22]

One liners haven't been so cheesy before.

[notinterested3]

lol, i luv 1 liners dey make me laught and i like guys dat can make me laugh, aslong as they don't seriously thing i'd fall for them

[PharoahChan]

wow, the one liners thing is so corny. Girls, like me dont like corny.

If I was there, you would have a slap mark across the face.

Ass.

[Tinypuppies2]

oh so smooth cute lol

[blondyblueeyes08]

this is completely stupid but it is hilarious

[Suzzukka]

hahhahaa gotta love those one liners. :)

[raiders345678]

r u gay hahaha jw cause u seem like it haha really this video is gay sorry it is

[cdog145]

rap isnt that great and all

[AlammmSara]

i've seen this so many times but i still love it! =D ur awesome

[innocnceuntouched]

lol I would just laugh and walk away. sorry. =P

[CassimaPwnsWoW]

So I recorded a portion of this video (the audio) and made it a ringtone. XD

[dianeselvage]

Your the man, this made me laugh so hard, you should do a training video for dating, your every womens dream. Im a big fan

[ObviouslyCrazy]

LMFAO i love this .... !

u seem like a bit of an ass but thus is awsome

V-Day blows... this makes it oh so much better

[Snowboardchicdya]

haha wow that was fricken hilarious.

I loved the hershey kiss pick up...havent heard that one.

[wickedchick2011]

aww...you're a cutie!

and that made me laugh :]

[fuzzywuzzy3496]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[MUSICROCKS142]

loll lmfaoo Wtf? hahaaa good pick ups funny beginning loved it

[kratzenbourg]

Devon Sawa

[SweetandSourLips]

I tried That With My Teacher on Valentine's Day....

I'm home-schooled now

[smileyandeminem]

Lol ur so cute!

[okulgirl00]

hey handsome guy,, l love you ;)

[rhondaanthonytanner]

Haha yeah see doughnuts may not be good, but one a week never hurt anybody lol! It is not their fault that they are fluffy and delicious!

♥--Hugs and Pink Cotton Candy--♥ Brittani aka Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching aka B-RAT :)

[QueenFugly]

ahahaha.

sooo GLAD I found this.

Delicious. XD

[CassimaPwnsWoW]

Love <3

[AMEDINGER]

go live

[AlammmSara]

hahaha

[Fractal40]

go die.

[aleishar]

Hey James! Awesome vid! Love those one-liners! =) Is that how you got Drew Barrymore and how was she? lol.  Hugs, Aleisha

[spiderpowersrule]

That was awesome!! The "sparkle in your eye" is probably the best one.

[kawtar16]

ur a funny duuuude!!!! but you aint good wiv da ladeez lool

[BeanerLaRue]

k so the 'sparkle in the eye' one worked on me from here. here is one for you "good thing I brought my library card...cause I am checking you out!"

yup. that's how i roll.

~Deena

[liljoe085]

the only good one liner is 'hey, you wanna go halfsies on a bastard?'

[octoberstuesday]

Wait...you..you got somethin in your eye..no wait, that's just a sparkle

lmao so adorable :)

[x1xdreamcatcherx1x]

i absolutely adore this.

i dont think ive ever laughed so much

[RoxyGurl9155]

i love the "do u belive in love at first sight or should i walk by again??"lmao

[joannaalexandra]

You are amazing!! HAHA lmao!

[ApostoL5]

U ROCK DUDE I REALLY LOVE UR VIDS

[vannyspanny]

Very Sweeeeet ;) &´nd hot too . :)

[SausageDog86]

You're hot

[Iceferno]

Haha you must've been inspired by Fresh Prince :P Which immediately reminds me of this one-liner..

"Girl, you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!" lmao

[Lizi99]

I had to watch it again.....you are soooo adorable!!!!

[ApostoL5]

LOL AWSOME

[lordofpwnage]

BECOME AN HERO

[loser4dozer]

stupid

[xobaylorbearx]

ur stupid

[xobaylorbearx]

omg ur so funny !!!!!!!!!!!this video reminds me of my brother he w ould make this kind of video,hes 19..=]

love youre show!!!!!11

[rhondaanthonytanner]

thanks for your comment on my Opera ladies man!♥--Hugs and Peanut Butter Cookies--♥ Brittani aka Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching aka B-RAT :)

[ONRKZL]

tQWD

[AlammmSara]

OMG that was hillarious!!

nice video! =]

[AlammmSara]

seriously...that was soooooo funny!

[jeffreycoy]

Hitsman just barfed watching this spam.  Comment 9999999999999999999

[greenday4evaneva]

i love the theme song

[tastic93]

DELICIOUS lololol ahh youre cool

[suprise66]

do u beleive in love at first sight?

or should i walk by again???????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[piemaster9009]

you suck

[AlexTreeRat]

lol. more, do more!!! :D

[cocoistheman]

dumb

[Isyjo]

lol

[mastercrap77]

what an OG

[ObamaHillary08]

LOL what a dumb ass.

[MVsnapshot]

Pause on 1:47. DELICIOUS. =D

[jfroste2]

lol

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

Is that a herpes sore on the left side of yur mouth? grooosss.

[jarroddowalter]

Do you just randomly check people on Youtube for herpes sores? Thats weird

[IEatzRainbow]

My foot fell asleep.

[Jimbo10012]

The week or two prior to Valentines day is always my favorite hunting time. :)

[Theyallyawn]

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