Noseybonk Returns: Cake

[metalmittens]

Remember kiddies, if you see this man, go give him a hug!

[420GanjaGanja]

Liquid filth, when you see it... you'll shit bricks

[VEZOK54]

mmmm tasty i want noseybonk to be my personal chef >:3

[286893]

Did anyone see the Liquid Filth behind the JAAM?

[DarkBlackIce8]

eggses and jaam. Looks like noseybonk need to go back to school

[darkmyth2]

when he puts the cake in, both are in the top of the oven... when he takes them out, one is in the middle of the oven and one is in the top...

[games4uall]

1smartidiot glades is still alive

[1smartidiot]

The cake is a lie.

[undert1]

jaam look like blood

[undert1]

i can see his eye! his eye color is blue! 0:36

[BerryCherryPudding]

the cake is a lie

[poisonshroom64]

@BerryCherryPudding i knew someone would say that

[Amperlimestone]

I can definitely see the connection between Noseybonk and Hot Shot. Namely, the proclamation of "i eAt yOuR bAbIEs"

[karmalink20]

that cake looked good until you put the fukin clay on it

[mrlegofan404]

cake is a lie!

[MrSlipknot79]

I H8 THIS CREEPY BASTARD!!!! &HOPE SATAN RAPES HIS ASS4ETERNITY!!!

[kevin989able]

did anyone saw the dead body on 1:36

[TheCIScommander]

lol jaam is from transformers. Hot shot loooves jAam!

[CastellanKat]

For a second there, I thought he was gonna eat the face of a Sontaran.

[Mirirune]

this is terrifying

[LareBearProductions]

Portal; the game that made this joke possible.

[woowoo678]

@LareBearProductions No it didn't.

[KonohaBlade]

LIQUID FILTH!



[ThePrayingMantis08]

LOL

[legofreak1109]

this cake, was ruined by the presence pf LIQUID FILTH!

[frog7227]

portal reference

[rees276]

The wortld's only living dildo

[PortalJumper98]

the cake is a POP station!

[dankuro97]

very retro house

[elsmeghead]

The Noseybonk website (noseybonk . com) has been removed :( the bastards!!

[legofreak1109]

Now let's see how many comments predictably reference "The Cake is a Lie"...

ok. the cake isn't the truth

[bobjohnsonscow]

The cake is on rye...

[kevin989able]

Did anyone notice Noseybonk just appererd on 1:48

[MrMAHBOI1]

the cake is not a lie, i saw it over there... by Glados.

[MickehDaHuskeh]

Ryan Livermore.. xD

[Blacckkfire]

the cake is a pie

[Wezzipooh]

Noseybonk certainly has a scruffy kitchen

[wagbo121]

jaam

[KapStuf]

Cake...and Jaaaaaam.

[Lozimia2]

The victim's name was Ryan Livermore, they haven't caught 'noseybonk' yet though...I doubt they ever will

[lordofthepizzapie]

what is that video called that ashen first introdused liquid filth?

[EverardXavier]

It would have been doubly eerie if the face turned out to be "FACE" from Yume Nikki. (For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, this is one of those things that you NEVER search for on Google.)

[mattzokyan2010]

did anyone else notice the dead woman on the table at 1:39 ???

[mccelf]

@mattzokyan2010 ...yes, and she's a man (Ryan Livermore; see credits)

[GenaTrius]

The cake is not a lie; the cake is the truth, the horrible truth lurking in the darkness just beyond the veil of every human consciousness, lurking, starring, silently, poised to lurch in and devour at any momennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn---

ALL SHALL FEAR HIS NOSE.

[mccelf]

@GenaTrius Of course it was real, it was in the room with all the personality cores... Chell would've got it if she had assumed the Party Submission Position.

[GustavG10]

Mmmm,face cake.

[samuel7897]

ah i luv ashen's twisted sense of humor

[uwright22]

''AN EXCELLENT CAKE.'..

[CannonBolt112]

The face is a lie!

[weareangrypeople42]

he goes grocery shopping w/ Leatherface

[ShroomishGaming]

That Isn't A Caiek Thatz A Giant Pancaiek...GIMMEH UR PANCAIEK MIX!!!

"The Cake Is A Lie.."

[domii31]

The cake is a motherfucking lie!

[waringpeter5]

cool there is liuid Filth in the back ground

[Eekolu]

I'm not too sure if I want to know what "Jaam" is, although for the sake of my sanity I'm assuming it's jam.

[ultimapwnzr]

The hidden reference is liquid filth! You mentioned it in one of your reviews

[jocofee]

Oh my, just figured out what the skinless head was doing on the table near the end of the video... Not gonna sleep for days...

[cursedboy1]

near the end of the video a breif flash of noisybonk, during the credits

[SFRFaceplant]

Let them eat cake!!!!!

[DaftBrian]

Nightmare fuel

[kazoie1]

ashens, will that rescapy actualy make a cake

[proto505]

the cake is a bake lie

[LordShadrach]

WTF!?

[smurfinpsp]

A exciting meal has been ruined by the presence of that... Liquid filth!

[topcat5665]

Look just after 1:48

[sabaton1231]

he can't cook a cake for sht, NEEDS SELF RASING FLOUR! otherwise its a pancake!

[ondreay]

@sabaton1231 Bake a cake

[sillybandgirf]

does anyone see the noseybonk at the end in the credits for a split second

[cgdowney88]

@sillybandgirf idid

[TacosmeetDeathMetal]

@sillybandgirf yes

[DJMaureasy]

@sillybandgirf Holly shit mate your right he is in there!!!!

[sillybandgirf]

this is so funny



[Ashda8]

The Cake is not True

[strangecommentboy]

thumbs up if you think the happy music only makes him creepier.

[poopskinTheLiar]

Never had a cake with JAAm! in it, honestly.

[30wishturtle]

you should do a 3d one where noseybonks's nose comes out of the screen at the end!

[AxcelKaru]

Well hey, that was disturbing.

[thenintendofanboy64]

lol mistake when nosetbonk puts the cake mix into the oven he puts two on the top but in the next seen one is at the bottom and one is at the top

[ultimateminister]

@filipserb7 And the cube had to die for it.

[NavesRegg]

Interesting how a mask that was meant to be light hearted and friendly ended up being the most fucking creepy thing since that guy with eyes on his hands.

[GameAaron]

yes intresting face cake

[therealrofus100]

ITS WEEGEES LOVECHILD

[cocoro67]

To become noseybonk, you must kill noseybonk

[ipodtouch8888]

i found the liquid filth 

[MegaFilip00]

where can i get the recepie

[qqzzy12]

The cake is a lie :) LOL!!!

[kh26leaf]

why dose nobody like nosybonk but me he is NOT scray he is cool

[spacehopper75]

@kh26leaf i love noseybonk, i dont see whats so sinister about it!

[p8t3h02]

GAH! Scary.

[100Goomba]

Chef Excellence says "An excellent face cake"

[hiproquista]

scaried for the rest of my life

[wobwobble]

We need more noseybonk videos VOTE FOR THEM i emplore you (if there isn't a stupid copyright problem which there probably is)

[Catman2030]

so ash, how did your Cafe/Face Cake taste afterwards?

[Suikoden65]

I spy LIQUID FILTH XD

[Andalucia727]

@Suikoden65 Hahaha nice catch. I've watched this a few times and never seen that. Hitting myself now.

[ResurrectedTemplar]

Noseybonk. Living horror with mystical ability to create anagrams.

[metalWeirdo77]

0:25 did any else notice the bottle of 'liquid filth' in the background?

[HeathenPapistFilth]

@metalWeirdo77 Yeah. I bought him it.....

[sebra1818]

@metalWeirdo77 I did first time

[DASW7]

@metalWeirdo77 Yeah, and also the severed, skinless head on the table.

[ninfan98]

@metalWeirdo77  i surely did!

[Mariorox10]

@metalWeirdo77 its the oposite of pledge.

[lordofthepizzapie]

@metalWeirdo77 actually its one bottle of liquid filht while thw other one is a jar of jaaam

[latuman]

Well, that was a waste of time.

[jojoisownage]

The cake is a lie!!!

[BOSSSNIK11]

they used condoms for the plants!!!

[SethiXzon]

The nose is a lie.

[VagianTuerous]

Didn't Rammstein do a song based on this (Mein Tiel), lol.

[maddoglewis2020]

the face is a lie.

[Nickolsshady12345]

NOOOOO! What did you do to ashen?!?!

[RobbieTyler1]

very authentic! even the kitchen is eighties style! well done

[sergiovr3]

the cake is a spy :D

[tozza900]

use an e.l.e.c.t.r.i.c whisk, easier :S LOL

[TRUMPER007]

Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers and now Noseybonk......scary peeps!

[bradley623]

This video is a lie!

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

what do you mean with the cake being a lie, lol?:P

[Tsukasa298]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx its frum a game called portal

and rofl its funny i a creepy way 

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@Tsukasa298 Ehm, okay.. still cinfused, lol

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx *confused

[Tsukasa298]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx theres a part in the game wer the cake is a lie is on the wall

[GuruGloin]

I'm quite scared now....

Oh, and something about fictitious cake.

[Ninox37]

Liquid Filth on the soda bottle lol

[StephenArgonneProd]

I spy liquid filth!

[ste1bro]

Is there a particular reason why I should know what 'the cake is a lie' means?

Confused.

Great video though! :)

[mamabel2]

@ste1bro A game called portal. Google it.

[icedragon295]

No Wonder The Cake is a Lie.

[Minifig666]

LOL. A carpeted kitchen. I'm guessing your house is a bit 70s.

[Konigstiger90]

Liquid filth ;)

[rafaelgomez121]

WTF

[Quadraxis14]

Since we know the cake is in fact a tangible and truthful being, is it the nose which is a lie? Did it grow naturally? Can I grow one myself in a garden with a Nosegay seed? Will it give me deranged and psychotic magical powers? Gee, I sure hope so, I'm hungry for face cake... Unless it's Leonard Nimoy's face, that thing just scares me.

[KoolioBoiz]

the cake might be a lie due to the burnt child's face put onto the cake as decoration after he reads the recipe name 'cafe cake' and before he reads the recipe name for a second time which says 'face cake' but that couldn't mean it was a lie though because in fact it was telling the truth and cakes cant speak and it was ther so there are no lies invovled in this utterly funny parody of an old childhood memory show called Noseybonk.

screw that the cake is probz a lie :3

[xF3LLOx]

well that wasn't creepy at all... o.O

[K2ILOL]

¡¡¡ǝı1 ɐ sı ǝʞɐɔ ǝɥʇ

[RichardAndHector]

there is a subliminal message in credits

[sciencegey]

!!!!!eil a si ekac ehT

[GeekStop1]

THE CAKE

IS

A

LIE

[ruldadsly]

The Cake IS a LIE!!!!!!

[astrastella12]

JAAM!!

[LucarFox]

I somewhat find the music in this vid reminds me of "When im 64" by the Beatles...

MUST-... SAY-... THE-... CAKE-... IS-... A-... LIE-... oh.. im sad now. The neurotoxins are in the cake. I enjoy poisoning myself. Just to see what will happen next.

[GeorgieZillaFan]

if u slow it down abit it would probly fit that song perfectly

[LucarFox]

@GeorgieZillaFan

probably...

ahh.. the beatles

[kzl4znboii]

the cake is the truth

[Sockmonsterplz]

I lol'd.

[EggManStudio]

what did u do with the cake after the vid?

[rudyprotrudy08]

This is brilliant! I think I fancy Noseybonk!

[DivPax]

A fine cake ruined by this Liquid Filth!

[morrowindarcherman]

The Cake is a lie

[FlaminZze]

1:40 his head!!

[FlaminZze]

The cakes are put into the oven on one level of the pan but when they came out they where on differant levels! XD

[AllHailUnicron]

love the JaAm reference! i'm probably one of the only people to get that joke, because i lik JaAm.

[hyenalord]

@AllHailUnicron Hm, I didn't get the JaAm reference myself. I'd much appreciate it if you explained it to me.

[AllHailUnicron]

Well it's a transformers joke. an old parody of a comic advertising the armada toy line made one character called Hot Shot look extremely retarded. he referred to the fuel-source energon as JAAM usually with random uppercase/lowercase lettering. at one point he said:" i LiK JaAm!!!"

[hyenalord]

Ah, thanks for the explanation.

[SpyroSan]

@AllHailUnicron

Transformers ftw!

[AllHailUnicron]

FTW..Yessss...

[spamtractor]

@AllHailUnicron Ooh, get you! "I am probably one of the only people to get that joke because I am more intelectual and sharp than everyone on the internet". Are you really that arrogant to think that joke was put in just for you? Get over yourself, you egotistical little man and when you next stake your claim of exclusivity with regards to knowledge or intelligence, my advice to you is, try to make it something worth shouting about and not some silly little joke of very little or no consequence.

[GeekStop1]

i reckon this is what GLaDOS was like before she became a robot lol

[vegardsvendsen]

bonkers

[sergiovr3]

1:49 OMG!

[Revanchist8525]

liquid filth hahaha lol

[BlueBajs]

Always good to have a bottle of liquid filth!

[meamjustme]

The cake is no lie!!

I found it at the end (A)

[Alphonzen]

I know this is supposed to be creepy, but it doesn't scare me in the slightest.

*checks to see if pants are dry yet*

[THEANIMELAMA]

@Alphonzen i know yh i like his music

[predatorguy07]

looks like a pancake XD!

[SnixDudeFF]

1:35 Creepy. Noseybonk is a cannibal!!! :O

[TriggerheartExcelica]

How can you be sure? Is he even human?

[SnixDudeFF]

Good point.

[rangaforlife1]

look at the name of the wine ...class lol

[tofukebob]

1:52 lol look at the skinned dude in the backround

[cavedweller1996]

is "THE CAKE IS A LIE!!" from something?

what does it mean?

portal sucks

[Freakywwe]

It's from the cake in Portal that can only be found in a glitch.

[thingforvids]

NOOB

[cavedweller1996]

why

[thingforvids]

because the cake is a spy!

if you dont play tf2, you wont get it

[cavedweller1996]

why

why is the cake a spy? can't it be a lie?

can't it just be cake?

[thingforvids]

because it is.  its a failspy.

[cavedweller1996]

whats a failspy?

..wow this going nowhere \-|

[thingforvids]

you dont play tf2, do you?

[cavedweller1996]

not a smidge

ONLY because my computer is slowER than most computers. also i don't have tf2

where can i get it?

[thingforvids]

steampowered(DOT)com

thats valve's official site

BUt you need a good pc to play it

[Bacon4Rashers]

SPAMMING WANKER BURN IN HELL.

[darkmarkrammstein]

@Bacon4Rashers well wtf r u trolling it then m8. this is nonscense

[Bacon4Rashers]

Dont offend noseybonk,Mark.