Woman Clears the Table with a 50 Caliber

[Crustycatv]

Fuck off @kinggreg

[kinggreg41189]

she later killed her self for disrespecting her one true purpose...tending to the dishes

[idontknowaname982]

typical day in west virginia

[splintercellz88]

And i thought the Berret was big.

[SoyElMafioso]

@splintercellz88 that's not the barrett

[gansterlicous]

Dammit im tired of kitchen jokes...my laundry need to be done.

[badapplez1]

lol geez guess thats how she does her dishes

[geniouz16]

Learning how to protect her kitchen from the other women?

[houtzy450r]

BAD ASS!

[green98peon]

that trick should help in the kitchen

[jpyz450f]

...look she is multitasking...

[alkex12345]

shes obviously never heard of reciol

[LiamHR0611]

@alkex12345 I have also never heard of this "reciol" of which you speak.

[Iriatv]

Thats the fastest I have ever seen the dishes put away.

[xXxLoyaltyxXx1]

My kind of chick. She didn't even flinch or loose control. Who would have known those hand jobs in high school would of paid off years later

[xXxLoyaltyxXx1]

And they say felons can't carry simple firearm handguns but these fucks are shooting Osama Bin Laden's repossessed black market Ironman/War Machine plasma-cannon replica, 5o. Calibur nuclear warfare, anti-tank hub, Area-51 plutonium grade, military secret weapon of mass destruction M-2000etc. on a fuckin picnic table?!? Oh okay, right to bear arms my ass!

[consistentbass]

I was about to make a kitchen joke too. LOL XD

With a compensator like that It really helps you keep that rifle still. With that much power any way to stabilize the muzzle counts.

Hey, maybe the wife will find other useful applications around the house. Pest control? Getting the scum off the dishes? LOL. Now everybody will want to do their chores if they get to use the .50 cal. XD

[sloppiexx]

I gotta my mom one since she hates cleaning up the kitchen after dinner so much.

[ABC12345765]

Bitch

[TheUnderu]

hill billys?

[HitfulVids]

It's not technically a kitchen, but at least she cleared the table.

[Shadowboost]

AS 50?

[MistaBray]

I want to, but I'm not making any kitchen jokes.

I live up in Canada, but with a .50 cal she might be able to hit me from there. lol.

[Nwest82]

@MistaBray you don't see many civilians with a firearm like this in Canada, eh? we still have our large caliber hunting rifles here though, but you better have a PAL for them or the cops will seize them, charge you with every they can, (even something as ridiculous as "Possession of HOLLOW POINT ammo which is Capable of piercing armor". Yes they actually did pull that one off and the judge believed it.

[MistaBray]

@Nwest82 Nope! Don't see those up here unless they're in a museum display!

I shoot a 7mm Rem. Mag. so we still got our high power rifles here too.....

But when I saw this video I was like "Holy shit! Now thats a moose gun!!"

.... Or anti-tank gun. lol. whatever you want to shoot it at, is in big, big trouble.

After she fired it I was like "USA USA USA!!!"

Awesome.

[Bamabarrett]

@Nwest82 your story doesnt add up, full metal jackets are more likely to pierce armor than hollow points

[Nwest82]

@Bamabarrett Excatally! That was the RCMP's story, and like I said the judge believed it. I know, as well as most other "shooters" know, very well that Hollow points are the opposite of armor piercing bullets. But somehow they were able to convince the Judge that this was true. Here is the charge word for word, Now they're trying to charge me with "unsafe storage of rifles" when the were bb guns broken ones at that. Dumbass, RCMP's

[Nwest82]

@Bamabarrett here is the RCMP's Charge word for word..." MY Name & DOB of My Address, On or about the 6th day of June, 210, at or near Kingsley in the Province of New Brunswick , in the county of Yourk, did have in his possession "Prohibited" Ammunition, to wit hollow point Armor piercing ammunition, for a purpose dangerous to the public peace contrary to section 88 of the criminal code". What a bunch of BS these were nothing more than simple Hollow Point .22lr's!!!! wheres the justice!

[1gamoguy]

sad thing about all the kitchen jokes, iam a guy and the females i know would put most of the joke crackers to shame at the range... and i say most to be fair :o)

[MrDbeast24]

Mom: Son clear the table

Son:fine just let me grab my 50 cal. BOOM!!!!!!

Son:Cleared the table mom

Mom:Thank you

[BrewMonkey1]

Ok, thats enough of the kitchen jokes... the laundry is piling up.

[TheyCallMeBuddha]

*came to video expecting kitchen jokes*

*was correct*

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

That's pretty efficient,clearing the table for the next meal to be picked up a couple of yards away.

[jacksean]

if only she could clean the dinner table that fast

[matkakulfi]

Cheers for women inventing a new way of cleaning table, what a find she needs to be awarded a nobel for her research.

[corpsman907]

She's lucky one of the glasses didnt shatter in her face.

[hotrod2069ace]

hey it a awesome way to clean up lol

[dnon75]

redneck picnic?

[sly9889]

Those tingle your balls when they go off, in a bad way

[JDK1981]

thats how i do it at my house to ...XD

[117CG]

teaching her how to get the dinner shes to cook...way to think ahead

[henryfishinandhuntin]

i clean my table the same way expect i just duct taped a 12 gague on it

[Da1RiSiN1sMoKe]

0:02 Boomhauer?

[fegrgree]

ahhhhhh rednecks in there natural habitat

[1941pearl]

LOL!

[Neilcrazy]

Pretty impressive. Okay, now pick the plates back up, I'm f**kin' starving

[meee2014]

this is what rednecks do on a picnic

[134matador]

@eyeinteajay HAHAHAHAHAHA lawls

[hwoods01]

only dickless fucks shoot 50 cal rifles... just sayin'

[EyeinTeaJay]

@hwoods01 You mean Navy Seals, Marines and Army snipers? Are those the "dickless fucks" you're speaking of? Just wondering.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@EyeinTeaJay I was gonna say the same thing, then I was your post and while I feel that a .50 rifle is a waste of resources, it is by no means a gun for a "dickless fuck".

[hwoods01]

@EyeinTeaJay Dont be pedantic.. You know what I mean..  go troll elsewhere.

[EyeinTeaJay]

@hwoods01 To point out a such a broad statement is not being pedantic. Yes, I know what you mean, it's fairly plain and direct; no guessing needed. You call those who use .50cal's "dickless fucks", and somehow I'm the troll.

[hwoods01]

@EyeinTeaJay "Gee I want something that is way powerful and mega tatical awesome looking with dat muzzle energy, but on the otherhand, I have a tiny ego to match my dick size and I cant handle gunz that kick and make owies on my shoulder.. OMGZ 50BMG AWESOMENESS" these are the ppl that are attracted to the 50BMG.. Go to the range and see for yourself. it's embarrassing.

[EliteSniper1110]

@hwoods01 You sir, deserve the "Shoot me, I'm a Communist" award.

[fulsame1]

@hwoods01 I'd like to see you shoot anything heavier than a .22.

[hwoods01]

@fulsame1 -- You pick a caliber bigger than .22, and I'll see if I can accommodate your request.. But dont ask me to shoot a 50 BMG rifle, because thats only for dickless fucks that cant handle recoil...

[fulsame1]

@hwoods01 20 mm lahti, offhand, 500 yards. Good luck, sir, be sure to post results.

[hwoods01]

@fulsame1 again.. whats you and guns that are designed to NOT fire from the shoulder.. The "what is" is that you want *BIG* power and no recoil.. A free lunch.. Once you take the rifle from the shoulder, it doesnt matter how *BIG* it is (105mm recoilless rifle) any wimp can shoot it.. The minute we add the criteria that you gotta carry that rifle for a few miles -- then shoot it -- things get quiet all of a sudden.

[christrigg1]

@hwoods01 "any wimp"? so guns are all about being tough to you? big guns compensate for small dicks you say, when reality is that your "big and tough" outlook compensates fo your pea sized brain. guns are for hunting, self defense, or war. plain and simple.

war is all that this weapon is mainly used for, and war doesnt have rules. But CoD fans like you will never understand that because your too busy complaining about "noob tubes" and "cheap" kills when in war, theres no such thing.

[hwoods01]

@christrigg1 LoL.. you missed the whole point...

[robthatguyx]

@hwoods01 actually the 50 is the only rifle that can shoot as far as it can and still maintain the momentum it does.they use it for recon rather than actual sniper work actualy sniper work is carried out usually with 338 magnums 7mm magnums and 308s

[fulsame1]

@robthatguyx .408 cheytac has more energy at longer ranges than the .50 with less felt recoil. Inb4 call of duty.

[robthatguyx]

@fulsame1 i dont play cod,i also know the 50 cals are cheaper than 408s a 408 you cant buy surplus ammo for it has to be made specific to that weapon increasing price the military is gonna buy 10 2000 dollar rifles over 5 4000 rifles if they know they work

[hwoods01]

@fulsame1 "less felt recoil"... my point is proven.

[connorapt]

does that come with a sink?

[BPREZ07]

SHES SUPPOSED TO WASH THE DISHES NOT BREAK THEM!

[Jesus4Shred]

will this unclog my drains too?

[mrmousefart456]

@Articwolf527 lol

[SonicSouz]

Lol the sexist jokes are yah know so yah know... sexist, but there so goddamn funny.

[5h4d0w990]

...yes. The .50BMG puts off quite the muzzle blast. It's a .50. It's a .50 moving in excess of 2800fps in some cases. That muzzle-brake DIRECTS the muzzle blast, and the brain-trust here put the picnic right next to the muzzle brake.

What did we expect to happen? :P

[Lizard5571]

I THINK I JUST DOO DEED IN MY PANTS A LIL!,..I SAID A LIL!,.ID LOVE TA HAVE A 50CAL!,.BUT,.WOULD HAVE TA WIN DA LOTTERY,.TA BUY BULLITS!,.20 DOLLARS A ROUND?,.THATS A LOTA BEER MONEY!,.UMMM,.WAS THAT MY OUTSIDE VOICE?

[Swagman00]

Uh, yeah. A muzzle brake on a .50 Cal will create a bit of side force...

[davkaya]

GREAT!

Where are you lady?!?!?!

I want marry you!!

[omglmao12345]

AMERICA!!!

[lobsidedballs]

well at least she's cleaning the table

[lexacost]

i found a way to clean up my room :)

[Earssss]

wow,,, never saw that coming lol

[WW2Fanatic1000]

Where was this when my mom asked me to clear the table when i was young?

[ShyGuy030697]

A new way to clean the table?? lol

[agus626]

I don't think that would have happened if she was in the kitchen.

[100TOPAZ]

daft idiots, she could not hit a barn with that, go buy an air rifle and shoot small birds from your kitchen window, besides who let you out of the kitchen??

[ShvettiBalls]

Is that a Bushmaster BA50?

[redith137]

Yha well if the girl can shoot that gun I sure as hell aint going to say something stupid like get back in the kitchen

[youtubtubbub]

If this is how she clears the table, I wonder how she washes the dishes ?

[JuggernautHunter02]

"Mom... I'm done."

[TheMachineguntommy]

bad ass rifle

[Spongyflash]

@bangmeister Well you can tell by the location, how they dress, how they speak. Not like they are russians.

[evilbert81]

7 people don't think women should use guns :O

[Spongyflash]

Oh red necks

[bangmeister]

@Spongyflash Red necks aren't the only ones that own guns you know

[BAMFbitchkiller]

haha finally the perfect woman does dishes and gets tomaro nightsdinner too

[R5H4D0W]

had it not been the muzzlebrake she would be off the table and so would the gun :)

[Articwolf527]

I didn't know kitchens had defense systems.

[jonathankundinger]

@Articwolf527 guys who say that either: have fat girlfriends, have ugly girlfriends, or have: no girlfriend

[churd243]

@Articwolf527 about the best kitchen joke iv read....well done son.

[MauricioAE1]

Guns = toys for stupids

[hotelroomsmoker]

@MauricioAE1 Stupids = toys for guns

[Thyrion07]

@hotelroomsmoker wait so let me get this straight, what you mean is that stupid people use fake guns? Is that what you mean because your comment is just AMAZING...

[hotelroomsmoker]

@Thyrion07 clearly you forgot how to read. where did I put "fake gunz lolz"? Let me remove the "equals" sign for you...stupid people are fun to shoot...just like shooting you would be AMAZING...

[voodazz]

I'm all for the right to bear arms and everything and I've recently joined the NRA, but I've always wondered why on earth people buy guns like that.

Now I know.

[HighRook]

This is how rednecks clean the dinner table... pretty effective really

[thedarkflame2012]

hows does this have close to 200k views?

[USRecoveryV2Kx]

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who gives a shit? WTF was the bitch doing out of the kitchen?

[RavenZ27]

It was set up intentionally to blow the stuff off the table. Cups stacked on top of plates which are stacked on top of other cups, and all empty... not that it's not cool, but it would be cooler if it were not a set-up.

[SmexxiWaffles]

Now, you'll be happy that you're doing chores.

[OriginalUndeadleon]

no she should be in the kitchen making a sandwitch.

[2550505]

@OriginalUndeadleon What is a sandwitch?

oh, you meant Sandwhich.

[MarkHarrop63]

@2550505

could've meant sandwich . .

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@2550505 You mean sandwich?

[DannyFischarge]

@2550505 It's hilarious when someone criticises someone else's spelling mistake, and gets it wrong themselves.

[DJCDavisDubstep]

@2550505 -_-

[spyderspic666]

lmao awesome

[mogges1]

NOW THAT WAS COOL .

[ToonandBBfan]

Yeeeehah!. Awesome - Thanks

[xBL33DINGxWRISTSx]

Moral of the story...... Dont ever break up with that bitch....

[MrRolyat98]

I love the USA. Where else can non military personnel do this and not go to prison?

[MrMudNugget]

now in your local stores cleaning department

[oldstock1607]

what did they think was gonna happen? the ejection port is even facing all that shit

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@oldstock1607 The ejection port doesn't matter. It's a Cobb or Bushmaster, which is bolt action, so brass isn't going to be ejected when it's fired.

[menacinggesture]

@oldstock1607 you mean the muzzle brake? Those things are a bitch. I was at the range once, and these dudes came in with an AR50 and when they touched that thing off, you could feel the gases vent off. They let me shoot it, and it had surprisingly little recoil. Real fuckin loud though. Cool guns.

[unknownkiller00]

...haha now she has to pick it up......what you think they guys are gunna do it?

[MrDeadWaffle]

America!



[wyndrine]

woman: i've handled bigger equiment than this!!

[philly624]

Hey joker, wanna see a magic trick...

[kludgeon]

This has all the makings of a ribald anecdote sexual in nature, I'm just...not in the mood, Honey.

[neobefree2]

she almost got knocked on her ass...

[twlgreenboat]

i dont get it....

[jsiff93624]

dont hate on her, i mean she is only doing part of her job, clearing the table

[acelafan123]

is that a cheytac?

[Danny12345655]

Respawning in kitchen in: 3...2...1...

[MajorArtillary]

In case nobody knows, the force was caused by the muzzle brake pushing the gas back out sideways.

[DannyFischarge]

probably cleared her bowels too

[musardus]

they should have seen this coming

[Riooooboy]

lol Muzzle break FTW

[13easth4xxor]

She could probably do it from farther away. That way she dont have to leave the kitchen...

[KJLesnick]

Clearly these people don't understand how a muzzle brake works...

[slaner12]

thats a weird kitchen.

[inspektura43]

This "Table Cleaner" comes with every Russian Happy Meal

[DzMusic2011]

" Hey are you guys done with your hot dogs ? "

" Yup "

" 50. Cal please, Joe. "

[blakefoster937]

dislike. there's still a mug on the table ;)

[monroelegionpaintbal]

Where the fuck did they get this gun

[simplevillian]

fuk dishes, get money

[bobcdtffu]

@simplevillian fuk money, do dishes

[DameonDiezHard]

@simplevillian disregard silverware, aquire currency

[bangmeister]

@simplevillian lol

[dansflamable]

DISHES ARE DONE!

[mgsfan15]

And for anyone wondering, that's a Bushmaster BA50.

[squat224]

party foul

[WolleytheMonster]

why the hell is my internet so slow right now

[JoshdaROCKSTAR9999VS]

This is how rednecks clean up after picnics.

[AvengedSevenfold9000]

And I just found a much better method for cleaning the table

[RiskyGotSwag]

Now if only she could cook food with that then i would be impressed and happy.

[unnamed715]

That's an odd method of making me a sandwich. Ah well, whatever works. :P

[indyschmidt]

Everyone thinks all of these Asian countries could whip USA's ass, but you all forget one key problem: you have to get all of those people across an enormous ocean without being seen or intercepted. Good luck with that.

[mgsfan15]

@indyschmidt And then you have to deal with all the people like this who have heavy weapons and armories in their homes and WILL use them. Ha!

[VyperEye89]

@buddiiee You know, if they wanted to, they would own us all. If they joined forces together, their army would be like 10 times our entire population. But they won't, especially China, because of all the manufacturing they do for us, it would be bad for business to annihilate us.

[frogman360]

*Goes to video of woman shooting a big ass gun expecting to see a top rated comment about the woman not being in the kitchen with 50 thumbs up.* *Looks at top comment pawning an sexist.* MIND BLOWN!

[ALD0LICI0US]

@buddiiee hell no!!!! dont tell to come over.... we'll take it to them and ruin there parks and picnic rest stops :D

[yaboyclear]

mozaltof?

[DocWilyZ]

I like how she thinks, quite frankly.

[BateYasho]

What is the gun anyway

[BateYasho]

@buddiiee I kinda jealous and kind not, because if i my country we could buy the weapons you can we would be 1million less at least. We are very wild. :))