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  • Laughter is a very effective way for me to go into the Vortex. It works all the time! !!!

  • "If you want to be enlightened ...LIGHTEN UP!!" :)

  • stupid

  • this made me happy

  • Totally a great break in my day. More more.

  • This is just so brilliantly fun! I keep coming back and have a ball every single time I listen to it. So appreciative for who's shared this posting. Much love.

  • this is great!!! Get Happy People!

  • I just LOVE being in the VORTEX!

  • Awesome, awesome! Sooooo needed this laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I needed this. Thank you.

  • This is definitely female humor. With all due respect. But it is.

  • @freejaytea Or kind of a specific topic kind of humor. Some of it's funny in general though. At least that's what I think.

  • Awesome, do you have any more??!!

  • hahahaha....

  • Oh so good.

  • thank you!

  • love thiss!!! hahahhaha thank you

  • thank you for posting this

  • OMG! This is absolutely priceless! Thanks so much for compiling and sharing! Laughed until I cried! :D

  • ...or else you'll cry.

    :D*

  • hilarious!!

  • GOOD JOB i counldnt stop laughing and kept listening to it! <3

  • single rainbowwww ohhhahahoo my goddd

  • Is the Vortex like the Matrix? If illness is self imposed and the allowance of negative emotion causes sickness how do you explain Jerry Hicks having cancer???

  • @pingtran just because someone knows the vortex, does not mean they are always there =)

  • I went right into the vortex!!! :D thank you very much. Great Video!

  • Can we have another please :) There must be loads more funny bits for another clip just like this, pleeeeese :)

  • american bullshit

  • Makes my day better every time I listen to this!

  • I dont get people sometimes I hope people will wake up soon..These teaching teach you to be happy and feel good and so many more positive things why is that so wrong oh wait its not..My life has done a complete turn aroung since learning all of this I just wish I was taught a long time ago becuase my life was so not working before this so in my opinion there is nothing wrong with anything she or anyone else that teaches along these line is doing wrong besides helping people in a positive way.

  • @TonyaVanna If it helps it's good. Simple enough.

  • It's good to laugh .... Puts me in my Vortex!

  • When you start letting their teachings work for you, it all starts to make sense.

  • Thanks Great one !

  • Laughing is an expression of me being in perfect alignment with my Source. I've enjoyed this fun video immensely! Thank you for posting it!

  • Do not idolize this woman, for she is a false prophet. I have heard the true voice of Abraham and it is through my mouth which He speaks and His words will be heard. When told to you look inward, you have looked outward and up to this Demon and her messages of deceit and lies. We can not deliver enlightenment to those of you who have been blinded so easily by this fake messiah.

  • @KemAkhet BLAH

  • @KemAkhet Are you kidding! Man-What are you talking about?

  • i dont get it..

  • This is priceless!

  • Many people criticize the A/H teachings saying they are pollyanna positive..that is not so. It is about getting oneself in the place of least resistance. Your emotions are a guide to the beliefs one holds. One does not want to get rid of the ego for it is necessary to human experience. It is just a matter of not allowing the ego to run the show. Nothing wrong with stuff, unless it runs the show. It is a matter of alignment with you and YOU and living from that.

  • Abraham is such a RIOT! I love, love, love this!

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL - I have to admit that I try to be happy sometimes. If I wake up feeling bad, I usually try to find appreciation. Sometimes it works, sometimes not. Right now I'm not feeling overly good or overly bad, but I can feel a content feeling inside, and am focusing on it. Bye for now.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL - Cool. An Aber that's realized that happiness comes from within. I see a lot of Abers who are worrying about not getting what they want. They keep forgetting it's not about the outside world, it's about the inside. It's not about getting that car that they want, it's about feeling good inside.

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  • Hilarious! How healing is that?

  • LOVE IT!!!! Thanks for putting this together!!

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  • 1524628 global information network :)

    THANK YOUU!!!!

  • 1524628 global information network :)

  • i love her humour so much...love u ester!..

  • BS lmao SOURCE CURSED I LOVE IT!!!!

  • "Abraham has some really "screwy" ideas about the fate of animals who have to endure enormous suffering in factory farms. This alone tells me this really is all bullshit. Animals do not come forth to feed greedy humans.

  • @MrMazins1 Where was that in the video? I kinda skipped around instead of listening to the whole thing.

  • @TheCatsLastWord Sorry, it wasn't actually in this video. They have mentioned it in many other videos.

    The whole "Abraham" thing is a huge scam and I find it very sad (and scary) that many seemingly normal people fall for this nonsense. Their "teachings" are not original but are stolen from countless other guru's, some of which actually do make sense.

    Eckhart Tolle is probably one of the best no bullshit teachers today. Very simple but powerful.

  • @MrMazins1 I went and found the video you were talking about. I am quite appalled at their stance towards animals and how they are "brought forth into existence for food"? Anyway, I am not surprised at all that "many seemingly normal people fall for this nonsense", as a lot of the teachings do make sense because if they are indeed stolen from other gurus they would make sense and resonate with many people. I like Eckhart Tolle as well though I have only read his book "The Power of Now".

  • @Ofossue hahaha what an unspected answer :P

  • Can someone tell me wheres the video of the 5 years old son question please? I appretiate, thanks :D

  • I love starting the day with a good laugh. Thank you!

  • Thank you sooooo much! :-D

  • OMG!! This was hilarious...I literally laughed out loud at "Ask & it is Given" that's bullshyt!" this is definitely one I will play over and over again. I love Abraham! :-)

  • Abraham's spirit is pretty arrogant. "We are just more intelligent?!" Im sure that is a piece of knowledge from an infinite loving source. Abraham needs to come back to reality in some respects. Her "spirit" is becoming an ego little by little. Every time she refers to herself in the third person she is litting Abraham become her identity.

  • @RabidCycler do you even know what you are talking about? hahahaha

  • HAHAA TOO FUNNY

  • ❤ hehee!!

  • ...and we'll all make fun of you! LOL

  • stroy waters is similar to abraham , but you need to learn the lingo

  • Can anyone suggest someone else like Abraham Hicks? 

  • @USC2587 Bashar Channeling

  • @phillyprodigy09 Thanks. I've been watching some of those videos and it seems to be pretty good.

  • @USC2587 coool!

  • @USC2587

    Bashar maybe?:)

  • @USC2587 google 'elias' and go onto eliassessions. not many videos but tons of transcripts! i found this channel extremely helpful :)

  • 20 people are not in the vortex ;-)

  • thank you for this lolololololol xxx

  • Lmao lmao throat soar from laughing

  • this is a GOOD one - all the way to the last second ! Fun Stuff ~~ as a reminder - a group of entities wishing to be called Abraham for no special reason (lol) are translated through Esther Hicks

  • this gets me in the vortex everytime! LOL!!!!!

  • I have gone through most of her videos and got access to her paid DVDs and here is my opinion: She's a nervous, egoistic, arrogant and totally controlling person. She interrupts her interlocutors, undermines their thinking and intelligence and sometimes insults them. E.g. "You're proving to be vortex dumb more than you really should", "Here is the reasons we don't believe you", etc. If being good and seeking goodness is what she teaches, isn't she supposed to be the good and ideal person?

  • @Shinkowawa Bless you my friend! :D

    I hope one day you find wisdom in Abraham's words.

    May all love and comfort come to you! <3 

  • Thanks for this! Haha laughing is so good =P

  • I don't get any of the jokes.... Maybe because I'm too young for them idk, I'm 14. I don't get it at all I just stopped after I heard the people Laugh cuz I was likee WTF that isn't funny ....

  • @Gr33nConv3rse Hey it's alright!

    When I first listened to Abraham I don't understand a thing! Really, "what the hell is vibration", yah I got so confused by their words.

    After a while, I find it so amazing now.

    Lord bless you! :D

  • HOW could there possibly be 19 people who didn't like this clip...it's hilarious!

  • Will be nice if this video was made WITH THE ACTUALY PEOPLE'.... BECAUSE BY HAVE ONLY THE AUDIO I FEEL THIS BIG EMPTY GAP

    LACK OF COMPLETION!!!

    THANKS/

    GO/WA

  • This is added to one of my favorites and that is all of them......lol. Of course, I already know that Abraham does not care that it is one of my favorites.......lol.

  • this is my #1 favorite! thanks marypoppins!

  • omg the beginning was hilarious! thank you so much!

  • I just love this abraham....I am going to listen to this every morning before I start each day...because I love starting my day laughing..thank you so much xxx

  • @tiddylack when i first watched this I thought the same thing but after a month listening and practicing i get it...

  • LOL..."why ester and not jerry"

  • i dont fkin get this ... is this supposed to be funny???

  • thanks, that made my night!!!

  • THIS is friggin' AWESOME!!!! Off the CHARTS funny! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

  • the people who disliked this are not in the vortex. lol!

  • Lovin it from my vortex =)

  • Love It! 

  • This is great! Thanks for creating it.I was laughing along with everyone else. Lots of depth to it too if you grasp the teachings.

  • thank you so much!!!! this made me laugh.  I love Abraham!! you are so kind and thoughtful to share this with us. I appreciate you very much. blessing to you.

  • I Love it when the women asks why Abraham never uses Jerry in any of there examples and you can hear Jerry laugh out loud in the background! XD

  • Laughter helps put us in alignment and this one is pure joy!

  • "Ask and it is given, that's bullshit, I want my stuff! Where's my stuff? I've been asking, where's my stuff?!" hahaha it's good that Abraham reminds us to laugh, even in the serious moments it's good to smile =)

  • thanks

    

  • I love this video, made me laugh out loud. Vortex here I come.

  • I think I broke my jaw.

  • "what in the hell is a vibration anyway?" LMAO

  • @lauramariel The feelings we put out, we are sending out those vibrations, and the Universe give back whatever vibration you are putting out. If your happy and at peace you will have a higher vibration. Meditate and feel it!

    Positivity is the key, Peace, Love and Unity

  • thank you for this funny, wonderful arrangement. Its great!

  • "You might be familiar because Oprah's done quite a bit of work with him" -- "That's where we get all of our information"

    LOOOOL

  • Now this is real humour

    love it

  • She's funny.

  • intense people!!! but funny

  • hahaha

  • Twice so far listening to this moved me back in the vicinity of the Vortex. This is great! Thanks!

  • I think Tolle sounds like an endless bore, who cares

  • @aethir86 You got that right. Plus he wears tarty outfits.

  • Abraham's sense of humor is awesome! Love love love this, thank you

  • "wheres my stuff? wheres MY stuff? i've been asking, where's my stuff?" LOL

  • FUNNYY! Thanks for making me laugh XD

  • It seems that the people that heard about Tolle through Oprah are still struggling to find something, they don't quite get it, but those who found him through other means, pre-Oprah, are much more settled and content with Tolle and everything else.

  • @BayviewFinch I agree, but I think the difference is that "pre-Oprah" (or pre-The Secret) people searching for this type of information had to be seeking it out for the most part. After the mass marketing began, millions of people were exposed to it, people who simply saw it as a shortcut and not a major shift of their perspectives.

  • @peaceteacher1 - I'm really enjoying Abraham lately. I think part of that enjoyment is that I don't get so attached to my thoughts like a lot of people do, and that's thanks to Tolle, who of course was just reflecting back to me stuff I already knew deep inside. I just find it weird sometimes how people seem to just read right over all this clear, direct goodness. It's like there's really not much more that can be said, yet people still want to hear the "answer" when it's been given to them.

  • XD XDX HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Thankyou so much for posting this clip it is truly funny. I do have to admit I am familar with a number of their works and I love their sense of humor, but I have to say I have never heard them cus before! To me that was just the funniest thing. I just wasn't expecting that! Great clip.

  • That was pretty funny, They get everything from Oprah! ROFLMFAO!!

  • Wonderful as always, listening to Abraham is alignment itself.....I can feel myself feeling good about feeling good about feeling good :)

  • Lovin it from my vortex =) 

  • I love when true insight can be presented using humor.

  • i just told a friend, to whom i sent this vid you made, that perhaps i already listened to this 10 times or even more, but.........cannot do anything but LOL!!!! :D

    so, i'm very grateful to you too for this chance of great well-ness!

    sending much love,

    namaste.

  • This is absolutely awesome! Thanks

  • Hilarious!!

  • LOOL xDDD

  • its not even funny.... -.-

  • OMG This is so funny- Love it! Thank you for posting MaryPoppins!

  • That was perfect thanks!

  • HAAAAAAA thank you :)

  • Ask and It Is Given, that's bullshit! Where's my stuff? Haha. So funny!

  • I love this one!!!!!!! I finally signed up for You Tube so I could leave a comment! Thank you so much for this, Mary Poppins!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :)))))))))))))

  • i love this!!!!! thank you. ~brooke

  • "Can you give him my number?" is like the best moment ever.

  • I enjoyed this sooo much!!! thank u!!

  • so funny, I love it! thank you Abraham :O) x

  • hahahahah

  • AWESOME!!! =))

  • Love it!!!!

  • AWESOME!!!!!

    This was the best, most hilarious collection of Abraham-isms I have ever heard. I simply adore their sense of humor... I laughed so much at this I have to watch it again!... like a good roller coaster ride... just as thrillingly entertaining no matter how many times you go again! :)

  • I like her humor, very smart! That is wisdom!

  • great clips - thanks

  • lol that was great

  • LOL......WOW....This guy was ME......not too long time ago.....!!! How cute....how innocent we can be.......our hunger for knowing and the media manipulation......

    This is a great video...!!!!

  • ........

  • what a great video Esther is the best!!!!!

  • MaryPoppins87, you are a rocker for creating and posting this. I was having a great day anyway, but this topped it - tear-rolling funny. Abes always gives the goodstuff.

  • If anyone can tell me where I can find the clip at 1:08 to 1:53 I'll send tons of love!! :) I want to order the CD or DVD. Does anyone know???... Thank you!! xo

  • @kterbo if by love u mean ull send a hot girl to my house than yes. but if ur gay no

  • When I'm around people who want me to think they're very educated, I just start answering everything they ask me with,"Gee, I don't know." The smart ones stay close to me and listen more carefully to what I DO know. It's a great filtering system. ;]

  • Thankyou so much marypoppins87. I love this. Humour is so healing and uplifting.

    Please, please, please can you do some more of these collection of funny clips?

    Love and appreciation to you.

  • Thank you...this did make me laugh...♥!

  • Thank you Mary Poppins! Very amusing and I'm smiling. cheers Lynda

  • that was just too funny!

  • I must share this with a special friend. Oh it is a little gem+ I needed this today. We are magnificent Beings,+worthy of anything we desire. I GOT IT!! <3 to all the parts-of-me. :) Especially the person that has guided me as I found out what a magnificent being I am. Thanks to you!!!;-) "Of course I was one of those that got all my child rearing tips from "Oprah, too." Just ask my sons. :-)))

  • so true!!! thanks a lot :D

  • Tis is just so funny!!! Thank you!! :-)

  • LOL OHHHHHHH SOO GOOD!!