Classic Cyanide & Happiness - The Magic Hat

[XxXSlipKnoTxX1814]

I thought he was gonna pull a penis out..

[hibari391]

press 4 and wait until the well yes after press 7 XD

[willyshauliny]

that is really discusting jajajaj

[PriyaandEric]

press 7 when he says in my hat are fantastic toys

[AIJ007]

It seems as though the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber found a new hobbie.

[samurai1833]

Its scrumpadoochous!



[GamersVlog2988]

If u press 7 over and over very fast it looks like he is trying to push the screwed up baby in the hat lmao xD

[jbg944]

anybody else hear the "no" after the girl asks for a balloon?

[yourdogisyummy]

ok first go to 0:31 then skip up to 0:38 its funneh

[gavengoesboling789]

step1 close ur eyes

step2press 7 over and over

step3 u got pwned :3

[fanges147]

Only the girl runs away unfazed by it.

[xx2xx1000]

iCRiSiSxX liked

<3

[OtakuGemma]

So when you want to know where babies come from,

dont ask your parents.

[Char187xB2x141]

XD - sllluuuchhh - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[CavsFan321]

whats 7?

[berezker]

@CavsFan321 means press number 7 on the keyboard

[OMGdragon100]

step 1:close eyes

step 2:keep pressing 7 over and over

step 3:what does it sound like?

[Gamer2470]

@OMGdragon100 if my eyes are closed how am i supposed to know i am pressing 7?

[eenayhs]

my parents lied to me about where babies came from :\

[NightmareGaming1337]

I'm not sure that's a balloon...

[NintendoPonyreffic]

can i hav a balloon? press 7 pulls out red gross baby

[StreetClimber97]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[DevinLPilk]

the hat is where the magic happens

[funny12053]

got to 00:31 and after he says why whats this look away from the screen then press 7 hahahhah

[headfonepeace2357]

i guess asking 4 sumthing lik a sibling doesnt work. u'll only get a bloody puppet thingy, and thn teh kids will run away nevr speaking 2 u again.

[MRandoMan22]

keep on pressing 1 and look at the kids face

[UnuuUnuu]

OMG I was born from a hat...

[Lookup108776]

So that's what they do on there spare time, They have sex with there hat... WAIT WHAT?

[FulgoreSama]

2 things.

1. So this is how Abortions work.

2. Pressing 5 over and over doesn't look right...

[KillaX6]

Lol

[Applehurler]

Repeatedly pressing 4 sounds like a laser gun :D

[ishmokelol]

LOL



[brittanytheicefox]

its funny cuz my moms haveing a baby wait wut O_O

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

A little brother!

AHHHHHH

*gasp*

AHHHHHHHHH LOL

[Tylerkill808]

The hats pregnant. Dont reach that far next time.

[Ssonicmovies]

LOL. Wait ti'll he says "A little brother. Just a moment-" then press 5 "I might have one around here somewhere-" press 6 "Why what is this!-" press 7.

[fallenwex]

pres 4 wait for her to ask then pres 5 then press 7

[NBAKaizer]

I guess he couldn't....

*puts on sunglasses*

PULL OUT OF THIS ONE

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

[ItsOutragingxx]

So THAT is where babies come from..

[dinosaursrulealways]

press 4 wait 5 or 6 seconds then press 7

[BlueAznXD]

The hat is a slut ;P

[creepersweeper98]

Ask and you will recieve

[arog149]

Hahaha!!!

[Halo3GlitchMaster1]

i'm gona steal that hat and pull out 100 $

[TheCupcakelovesyou]

@Halo3GlitchMaster1 $100? why not $1,000 or $1,000,000?

[BloodyFang5507]

@TheCupcakelovesyou or even 100,000,000

[kirkman667]

I'd wish for an anvil while he was still wearing the hat.

[xcathiliee]

0:28 More like a condom Cx

[B1azestar]

FETUS

[Game2012Master]

keep preesing 7 to smash babys head on hat

[TheShadows732]

Your adopted!

[manthatsgood11]

Holding 7 down. The noise happens over and over.  I won't spoil trhe rest if you havent seen it.

[SigisHardjump]

Listen to this through your headphones, and be forever puzzled

[pokevil243]

i mean 7

[pokevil243]

press 3 and wait until 0:29 then press 9

[bananaman325]

God damn it jimmy! Thats the third magician this month!

[bluespartan10]

did i.....just get emotionally scarred by stick figures? seeing bodies getting chainsawed in half in gears of war, PFFT naw get the fuck out of here.....but stick figures......o.o *shudder*.

[icjosh]

O_O he's still holding it and screaming to this day

[ThunderCatGirl45]

pressing 7 after the girl says i want a balloon is super funny! try it if you already haven't.

[blahblahunicorn101]

@ThunderCatGirl45 that is ssssosooo funny!!!!!

[kaylinsvlog]

@ThunderCatGirl45 i kept pressing 7 and i loled like crazy

[55robloxmaster]

@ThunderCatGirl45 lol i guess for the others too XD

[15256thenn]

@ThunderCatGirl45 nothing happens! how many times am i suppose to press it??

[metabot076]

@ThunderCatGirl45 lol, one girl has hair while the others have cancer XD

[TheNicolelilley]

@metabot076 thats horrible 

[cookiesrsoawesome]

@ThunderCatGirl45 omg i did i almost screamed myself. lol god i almost peed lol it was creepy

[AwesomeDumblings]

the little brother is actually kinda cute xD

[cameronbryant24]

@AwesomeDumblings 0_o

[SamuelHeaton]

@AwesomeDumblings In a sick way, yes.

[Shikamaru30004]

When the kid says a little brother that's gohan from DBZ

[catflap10]

Hold the 1 button xD

[Fallout3boy2077]

lol i thought he was gonna pull out that kids mom

[MultiLolgrl]

after math of tiny tim

[pastel2004]

keep pressing 7.

[CraveYami]

haha... if uuh keep pessing 7 over and over again uuh can see the baby come out a whole bunch of times hahahah wtf

[JohnnyAmazi]

Almost 3,000,000 views

[TheAwwWtf]

press 7

[Dingosilver57]

Where stuck with dr Seuss here...

[TimothyCrooker001]

FETUS ASSAULT!

[TakeOffTTTT]

the forth kid doesnt got a trinket D:

[MrMacblooman]

No fair, the green kid didn't get anything!

[MrJohn6429]

@MrMacblooman no he got the shit scared out of him that's what he got

[randa9711]

magician: what would you like young lady?

me: Michael fassbender

[ledzeppelin689]

he pulled a baby out of the hat's vagina

[TheOldTraveler]

well at least the little brother has been unplugged from the matrix now.

[HannahBethCradick]

pause at 0:37

wait for it... then play it again!

[pfajfar]

0:39 Is that a pig?

[jackgarrity123]

press 7, wait 1 second, press 7 again, repeat

[xerxes1122H4X]

Press 4, wait for 2 words, press 7.

Repeat.

[foxtrot1700]

:36, oh god, please dont do what i think your gonna do. :37, no no no no no. :38, OH SH*T!

[123pixieboo]

Note to self-Never ask a magician to pull you a little brother from his magic hat 0_0

[felixc98]

wait for the 0:28 then press the number 7... i mite have one here somewhere... ARGHHHH!!!

[SuperJOKERROCKS]

XD ITS SO RANDOM at least he got his wish

[twewy1]

Press 4 wait for him to stick his hand in the hat... Press 7.Lol?

[Duckii96]

Wtf... XD

[UninterestedLlama]

pedophile



[mathes12mc]

whatc

[tasha123245]

Now i will never ask for a little brother from a magician o.O

[Elswordlover21]

@tasha123245 Yeah. Ask for a little sister.

[umascarlett]

@tasha123245 how about a little sister? :P

[pythonmajestic]

@tasha123245 lmao why not.

[12rainbowskittles12]

lol



[ThelNobbler]

Sucks

[foxtrot1700]

@ThelNobbler dont be hatin...

[LeagueofLedgends123]

i thouth he should be a pedofile

[IGotASkiHat]

press 1 then 7 xD

[EngelSoulreaper]

@IGotASkiHat Well, it is pretty obvious what will happen but i can't do it, i pressed 1 and 7 like tenty times, reloaded vid etc, i can use the Jump-function on every other vid, but it doesn't work on this vid, wtf?

[WAZZUP51000]

His hat looks like a warp pipe!!!

[d1balla54]

press 4 wait till 0:28 then press 7

[stacyh65]

Fetus

[Guymanguy12345]

And that's how babies are made

[CptRadiate]

Yes, little jimmy that is where baby's come from...



[TheAngelofmusic12345]

i would have wished for Ramin Karimloo

[CloverPuppy4047]

press 7 for excessive birthgiving

[albinoV]

7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7...

[xXXFrozenDragonXXx]

the girl ran with no expression

[SirLohhan]

pulled it out while it wqas a fetus give the hat more time before you try that

[JJsuperBOOstER]

pause at 0:06 2 epic faces

[emwinslimshady]

@JJsuperBOOstER nope,that was not epiccccccccccccccccccccccccc

[Danskerenduuu]

@JJsuperBOOstER And: "Elrereer"

[alexlion0511]

@JJsuperBOOstER gay bitch. no epic face

[dwightheman]

@JJsuperBOOstER werd the right end kid and the magician

[ackos03]

@JJsuperBOOstER

[mcrarburger]

hey, its a babay brother

[pr1m3hunt3r]

son, welcome to reality. no one gets the dream girl, or guy. bad people win. and gay people get all the pussy they dont want.

[danielportillo14]

XD

[MrHalo755]

or did it really?

[MrHalo755]

it almost looks like the hat gave birth

[MrHalo755]

it made me crack up

[SeyKunju]

@TheBunnyluv77

More like: "Cheap ass... the little brother didn't even have any skin..."

[cooltanner87]

press 4 wait till she says can i have a ballon then press 5 wait then 7

[LeftCleft]

Press 4, wait a bit, then press 7!

[mrbattlenet]

This has happened to me... What an eventfull saturday

[goldenskullrose]

I thought the magician was going to ask the boy's mother to come and see him if the boy wants a little brother...

[Sadie20Eerie]

hahaha so hilarious XD

[shuvasha11]

Oh my god!!...

the child with the green shirt doesn't have present :(

[sarik233]

Aborted fetus in a hat?

[roxos2343]

@sarik233 Nope...A 5 week old fetus in the hat.

[VascusGaming]

@roxos2343 Which can essentially be the result of an abortion.... GOOD OL CLOTHES HANGER

[MasterShoo5]

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[skagerstrom]

Vag-in-a-hat?

[TheThirdMokona]

Boy 5 minutes later: So that's where babies come from....

[MatzeloxDD]

yep and so is Family made

[TheRazzybabe12]

just a moment ..... AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH

[feerarviizuu]

haha that is the best

[MegaMitch1998]

.........what was in that hat?........

[ILOVEBOOKSAMOY336]

ewwwww a nasty baby from a hat. LOL

[genna55459]

i want a pet nyan cat

[Mingecrafter]

my left ear likes this

[ilovedisney123rosie]

@Mingecrafter ?

[xT3xTenaciousKillr]

Boy: "A little brother!"

Man: "Just a moment..."

everyone: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

best fucking part...

[2202nikki]

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[raywilleim0]

ewwww

[aoenuker19]

I want a nuclear apocalypse!

[PremiumBlank]

@aoenuker19 I want the zombie apocalypse.... I can still walk outside, AND I can do things to people I always wanted to do....Yes, that means gratuitous violence.

[TheBunnyluv77]

Cheap ass... the balloons not even blown up...

[uxtleE]

@TheBunnyluv77 ikr?

[MackenzieGirl15]

@TheBunnyluv77 lol that actually made me laugh.....

[xGetMAd4MEx]

@TheBunnyluv77 that was no balloon...

[me1216ashash]

Not at all!(but im a freak)

[DKDrakath]

Um...am i weird for um..Kind of thinking that baby is kinda cute?

[TheMgoblue7]

lol lol its a f$%#% baby

[minijedwards4]

i dont gte it its just random he pulled a whaty thing out of there wtf is that and like omg i dont even know what im saying now....

[AnnemoonAnnemoon]

auw...

[Ayden123able]

tap seven repeatidly

[uxtleE]

@Ayden123able lol lol lol lol!

[DiegoTheCapo]

ERROR: Al de la camisa verde no le dio nada XD

[QueStylez]

Funny stuff!!!