u know whats crazy, i ate 110g fiber today, and 210g protein today, and 150g carbs. Im only 120 lbs. Some serious shit is gonna go down in my bathroom sometime soon, i feel this shit rumblin up in my stomach like when u give a paper shredder to much paper and it gets all clogged. God have mercy on my soul next time i shit =[
Hahaha experienced this for the first time today. The thing was too big to even flush. I've got it sitting in a glass case as a trophy for the biggest crap I've ever given birth to. I will preserve it until a new record is set.
im dropping my carbs right now so i use chia seeds from nutiva one tbsp has 20%of your fiber intake you guys should look into that they are also low in calories too about 60
Honestly, Prune Juice works really well. Do NOT purchase fiber supplements. Not only do they taste horrible, but it typically takes days to work. They are also very expensive. Prune Juice costs about $2.78. If you drink at least 8oz of Prune Juice on an empty stomach before bed, within hours, you'll have a movement.
I wish I knew this info about 2 weeks ago. The pain is intense as fuck, I actually got an anal fissure because of that shit, now I have to apply ointment and shit. Fuck, now I consume 50+g of fibre a day, every day, without fail. I've learned my lesson.
@beatjugglez Metamucil and similar supplements are really aimed at the elderly. They don't have the metabolism to eat lots of high-fiber food, so they have to get it in powder form to be able to shit right.
hahaha awesome video guys. also if you're taking fiber make sure to drink lots of water. you guys talk about water in other vids tho so hopefully people know that
Instead of green vegetables i supplement with fibers like benefiber and Metamucil they work good for me, i was just wondering if you guys have tried any of those before and did they work for you?
damn it happened to me and i didnt know why the f*ck it happened i was spending 10 minutes @ the bathroom..till i heard it from u on one of ur videos..thanks bros
I know Kieth was probably sitting on that toilet for a whole damn while thinking "My Goodness, what have i done to deserve this" An experience unlike any other lol
fuck man that's where I am right now, haven;t been pushing anything but rabbit turds out for a week, now my sides feeel the pressure and i dunno when imma give birth.
man i am not able to poo sinse last 5 days after i get on this protien diet man i was pushing hard but i cant push that thing out msn it hurts hope taking some fibre would help me out :P
LMAO @ "giving birth to a fourth pound fetus". Wow. I know that fucking feeling. That shit is no joke. Good tip for those who don't want to shit out blood lol
they are speaking the truth...and I was low carbing it like crazy at first...very low fiber because of that....only had to take a shit once every 2 days or so and it was just like they described it...a bloody mess...felt like there were some shards of glass up in my ass...lol...now I'm getting a lot more carbs....from whole grain breads, whole grain cereals, whole grain pastas...that problem went away...so listen to what these guys are saying unless you want to have to shove a tampon up your ass
if you made this video 2 days ago, i wouldnt of been on the toilet for 40 minutes squeezin a fucking football out my ass... seriously take there advice that shit hurts man!!
u know whats crazy, i ate 110g fiber today, and 210g protein today, and 150g carbs. Im only 120 lbs. Some serious shit is gonna go down in my bathroom sometime soon, i feel this shit rumblin up in my stomach like when u give a paper shredder to much paper and it gets all clogged. God have mercy on my soul next time i shit =[
FitnessKid96 1 week ago
ha ha learn shit the hard way
proni1 1 month ago
LMFBO , So Damn True.Went Through The Same Shit
b3tterfly 1 month ago
"Protect your asshole man, you only got one of them" lmao
brianMcc25 2 months ago
One of ur funniest videos guys... i was laughing the whole way through LMAO
Emri1993 2 months ago in playlist More videos from twinmuscleworkout
good advice Hodgetwins...oh, don't forget to drink water with all that fiber or else you'll end up double stuffed up
no1strawberricherri 2 months ago
Hahaha experienced this for the first time today. The thing was too big to even flush. I've got it sitting in a glass case as a trophy for the biggest crap I've ever given birth to. I will preserve it until a new record is set.
1stCeeN 2 months ago
Omg my ass is on fire right now, typing from my phone from the toilet. I should have ate more fiber. God help me
PSBrathwaite 2 months ago
im dropping my carbs right now so i use chia seeds from nutiva one tbsp has 20%of your fiber intake you guys should look into that they are also low in calories too about 60
HortonGourcuff 3 months ago
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo! OMG!!
phillyprodigy09 3 months ago
goddammit i was eating when i watched this
hurbe 5 months ago
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GlenGorgeous 5 months ago
Honestly, Prune Juice works really well. Do NOT purchase fiber supplements. Not only do they taste horrible, but it typically takes days to work. They are also very expensive. Prune Juice costs about $2.78. If you drink at least 8oz of Prune Juice on an empty stomach before bed, within hours, you'll have a movement.
GlenGorgeous 5 months ago
@1blackcotton fiber supplement will help.
bernie81000 5 months ago
Man i get my fiber and i'm still constipated as fuck! Any suggestions?
1BlackCotton 5 months ago
@1BlackCotton more fibre
AidanFoenanderFit 2 months ago
I dont no how he keeps a straight face and says the FUCK u wanna do!
nafism6969 5 months ago
LMFAO laughed the whole time
coursol08 5 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de twinmuscleworkout
was laughing all the way through this
reflexzor2142 5 months ago
I had to add this video to my favorites. This is funny as hell... LOL
mrbizzy72 5 months ago
I laughed more at this vid than probably any other on youtube so far and best part is i learned something also!! lolzz
MrDking06 5 months ago
I wish I knew this info about 2 weeks ago. The pain is intense as fuck, I actually got an anal fissure because of that shit, now I have to apply ointment and shit. Fuck, now I consume 50+g of fibre a day, every day, without fail. I've learned my lesson.
whiyteboy 5 months ago
These dudes are off the hook!!! Hahaha straight to the point, keep these videos coming!
mattymanic 5 months ago
" fucking carrots, fucking colour greens, fucking brocchli" lol best advise ever
magnusisyomomma 5 months ago
I learned it first hand.....not fun ='(
MrBryan201 5 months ago
This is hilarious but true. Until I started eating more fibre most of last year I had a lot of blood ejections, if you know what I mean.
MOTat18 5 months ago
great advised
666ofdoom 5 months ago
Snap crackle pop all in your asshole!
mikepownzall 5 months ago
what up twins
xxxogkush1 6 months ago
thumbs up for those who have gone through this and said "omg thank god thats over" afterwards. LMAO!
uzernam3 6 months ago 16
what about fiber supplements like metamucil or sumth,??? in addition to good diet of course.
beatjugglez 6 months ago
@beatjugglez Metamucil and similar supplements are really aimed at the elderly. They don't have the metabolism to eat lots of high-fiber food, so they have to get it in powder form to be able to shit right.
elgilicious 5 months ago
Raisins homey...make you dooky like a S.O.B.
0305trailblazer 6 months ago
V8 is also a good source of fiber while you take in a lot of protein, makes u go straight to the bathroom!
BlasianSTyYLeZ 6 months ago
i had one like that the other day it was a foot long and as fat as a coke can eyes were watering the whole 9 yards thought i was gonna pass out
JamesA8757 6 months ago
hahaha awesome video guys. also if you're taking fiber make sure to drink lots of water. you guys talk about water in other vids tho so hopefully people know that
ryanneglect 6 months ago
Instead of green vegetables i supplement with fibers like benefiber and Metamucil they work good for me, i was just wondering if you guys have tried any of those before and did they work for you?
TheJayAndrettiVI 6 months ago
yesterday i ate about 300gr of carbs with a high percentage of fiber, and guess what today my shit had a consistence of water lol
FedorTheBestEver 6 months ago
Learn shit the hard way lol
123456789helloman 6 months ago
I've been having those horrible shits
atallperson 6 months ago
when Keith says "Let me tell ya somethin..." you know it's gonna be good haha
AdverbAdjective 6 months ago
so true
Alltimelow8161 6 months ago
"Sometimes you just gotta learn shit the hard way"
cityguyable 6 months ago
New track: Protect ya neck remix, "Protect ya asshole"
Artist: Hodge Twins
Album: Fuck you wanna do
NotoriousB3 6 months ago 14
LMAO i never loled so much . HAHAHA.
000widescreen000 6 months ago 4
This has to be the funniest shit ever lmao
cmoneyhustle 6 months ago 4
now they tell me ;(
BojaDrawing 6 months ago
LOL LOL : )
massers4y 6 months ago
umm ew..but yea thanks for the advice lol
LT1209 6 months ago
you gon SNAP! some shit up in yo ass!
abyroj 6 months ago
thats true, it happens to me every now and then
Sanctified200 6 months ago
green smoothies man, get all your greens in one drink
SequesteredOptimism 6 months ago
i have poo'd twice already today
SequesteredOptimism 6 months ago
Lmao!
delineated 6 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!!!!!
Dexduzdiz 6 months ago
Haven't had a bowel movement in 10 days. Gotta get some fiber today.
Artscola 6 months ago
@Artscola 10 days?!....man forget fiber...you need to take your ass to the hospital!...you are gonna need medical attention to remove that turd! LOL
stratagize 6 months ago
2 people learned this the hard way and are pissed you didn't come out with this vid earlier
boby6 6 months ago
you still gota have some tipe of vegtiples thogh
xxxogkush1 6 months ago
yup that shit happens i usually have oatmeal after my protein and if i dont have anough
time to make oatmeal i blend it up in a blinder and drink that shit secret to working out oatmeal and lean meat
xxxogkush1 6 months ago
damn it happened to me and i didnt know why the f*ck it happened i was spending 10 minutes @ the bathroom..till i heard it from u on one of ur videos..thanks bros
SmokenRocker 6 months ago
lol that 5 lb turd probably looked like a lil nigger baby
v8americanpower1 6 months ago
@v8americanpower1 lol
kane123369 6 months ago
@v8americanpower1...is that really necessary man?
stratagize 6 months ago
I also had to experience this first hand. Couldn't shit properly for 2 months after that!
270bpm 6 months ago
@270bpm Soundless farts for the rest of your life? :')
chazd101 6 months ago
jimmy struthers would kick mike changs ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrbigboss1991 6 months ago
Must be due to cutting.
TheNubbbler 6 months ago
Two-hundred grams of protein? That's too much. The body can't use anymore than 1.67g per kg.
TheNubbbler 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAH!
LuvDoco 6 months ago
I know Kieth was probably sitting on that toilet for a whole damn while thinking "My Goodness, what have i done to deserve this" An experience unlike any other lol
uzernam3 6 months ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Yo Kieth that shit happened to me a while back. OMG what a horrible experience. LOL give birth.
uzernam3 6 months ago
i learnt this the hard way aswell
hanirfc 6 months ago
jimmy struthers asshole is huge, from giving birth daily, and from taking a swol mushroom tip up the ass
swimming2993 6 months ago
@swimming2993
LOL
Danzoizanagi 6 months ago
Jimmy Struthers doesn't shit man... he don't have to worry about fiber.
TheKushMon 6 months ago
fuck man that's where I am right now, haven;t been pushing anything but rabbit turds out for a week, now my sides feeel the pressure and i dunno when imma give birth.
EhTucker 6 months ago
Cause at the end of the day you can shit a fetus if you want toooo. hodge shit bitches
youngfred116 6 months ago
i thought i was shitting my intestines out... fucking hurt like SHIT for 2 days.
eldinv88 6 months ago
man i am not able to poo sinse last 5 days after i get on this protien diet man i was pushing hard but i cant push that thing out msn it hurts hope taking some fibre would help me out :P
SawaizTechnoFreak360 6 months ago
This one should have ended this way: Cause at the end of the day, you can shit however the FUCK you wanna shit !
Ectomorph1981 6 months ago
What do u guys think of benefiber
srt4006 6 months ago
Glad I'm not the only one to have experienced such a "shitty" situation lmao.
ps00n 6 months ago
Thanks. :D...
MuscleGainer411 6 months ago
WHATS UP WITH ALL THE CLOSEUPS? WE COULD DO W/OUT THAT.
Ethioness 6 months ago
@Ethioness That was a dumbass comment. Watch the video for the content and the humor you closet case mofo.
1albusX 6 months ago
Yayy!!!
Lupercio93 6 months ago
"protect yo' asshole mane... you only got one of them" hahaha!
MrNavi402 6 months ago 2
Banana right after my protein shake
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Where is the transformation video? thumbs up if you want to know!
dfarrell538 6 months ago
I had this problem when I first started eatin high protein, I ate no green veggies and it felt like a boulder came out my ass!
BGreeneFlex 6 months ago 30
It true, talking painful asshole. Use dark greens man.
fryberg69 6 months ago
"you looking to build some muscle man? You do?!" Lol makes no sense
rastafarai11 6 months ago
hahaahahahahahahahahaahah ohhhhhh man this shit kills me
p95humbucker 6 months ago
Thats Good advice Mann!!!
SuperZ808 6 months ago
I only watch vids for begining and ending tbh lol. Good advice aswell though
VersionRecords 6 months ago
love you guys
IHACKER316 6 months ago
Fiber makes you shit loll
jor1199 6 months ago
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA eyyyy MAN
Streightful 6 months ago
Misc. U aware?
Sithbrah 6 months ago
ouch mayne.
AntonSlizzardhands 6 months ago
Best advice ever : "Protect yo asshole mayne cuz u only got one of em"
avatarcollides2day 6 months ago 26
Jimmy Struthers has a loose asshole
ReptileKiiNG 6 months ago
LMAO @ "giving birth to a fourth pound fetus". Wow. I know that fucking feeling. That shit is no joke. Good tip for those who don't want to shit out blood lol
BxMafioso718 6 months ago
hey guys any idea about L-carnitine PLEASE CAN U GUYS MAKE A REVEIW ABOUT IT!!!!! THANKS i know its just advice :P
hellbringgerpff 6 months ago
Shit !!! That sounded like some serious SHIT player !! :) :) :)
Nippon1971 6 months ago
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that happened to me. AND FUCKING FREAKED ME OUTTTT !! But at least my mushroom tip was working properly :D
antonisano 6 months ago
LUIMARCO LOVES MUSHROOM TIPS! FIBER ALSO MAKES SEMEN TASTE BETTER...TRUST ME, IM LUIMARCO BITCHES!
1uimarco 6 months ago
If you see blood on the tissue, BETTER BUY SOME OF SHREDDED WHEAT - PLAYER!
curtisb3000 6 months ago
Man...I know this feel.
nosliwhtes09 6 months ago
man these guys are fuckin hilarious
r3never 6 months ago
ROFL, i just spit my cookies and milk everywhere.
MurkaDurkuh 6 months ago
I know exactly what youre talking about! when I dont get my fiber I push out like 8 little bombs and it hurts
800adam008 6 months ago
Is that why I shit blood everyday?
MurkaDurkuh 6 months ago
they are speaking the truth...and I was low carbing it like crazy at first...very low fiber because of that....only had to take a shit once every 2 days or so and it was just like they described it...a bloody mess...felt like there were some shards of glass up in my ass...lol...now I'm getting a lot more carbs....from whole grain breads, whole grain cereals, whole grain pastas...that problem went away...so listen to what these guys are saying unless you want to have to shove a tampon up your ass
stratagize 6 months ago
@stratagize
LOL!!! People dont know till they experience it. Shit happened to me and i will never forget it.
uzernam3 6 months ago
Jimmy struthers got a loose asshole anyway
turdrhinofiend 6 months ago
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antonisano 6 months ago 3
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antonisano 6 months ago
no "wassup errybody" ??? wtf I was waiting for it!
rockdfunk 6 months ago
Protect your asshole :))))) LMAO =)))))
ruinerzer0 6 months ago
i learned this shit the hard way
mentalshade 6 months ago
LOL, this had me rolling.
MOTat18 6 months ago
Fiber One bitches
I shit flowers on that stuff
LedZeppelinPage 6 months ago
@LedZeppelinPage lmao
GmanDntHurtem 6 months ago
Jimmy Struthers said increasing protein and cutting out carbs is the best way to increase my glute muscles.
belcollege 6 months ago
1:13 kevin makes me laugh so much his face is hilarious
burleytrojans 6 months ago
you just gotta bear down and bite down on a twig or some shit like that... and push like you bench'n... pretend it's an exersize for your a- hole...
TheONEadam12 6 months ago
LMAOOOO oh man i died
mixxproduction 6 months ago
ive never laughed so much from a you tube vid in my life that was brilliant hahahahahahha
SNOK1986 6 months ago
since i eat a bunch of brocoli it onlly takes me about 30 seconds to get that fetus out :B
somedudey0 6 months ago
Jimmy Struthers keeps his fibre as low as possible so he gets a good asshole workout when he shits once a day.
AtoZyzzyva 6 months ago 28
@AtoZyzzyva hahahahahahahahahahah thats jokes g
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It's your ass hole, you only got one of them! me: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhha
vsallbutme 6 months ago
LOL WHat you name that Fetus MAN!!!
Naw.. Love your guys channel!!
SpyderBlackLives 6 months ago
its yo ass
i0973 6 months ago 2
I was eating my post-workout meal when listening to this and it made it taste better.
usmananjum17 6 months ago 2
this is really good fucking advice
TheHurricaneHector 6 months ago
Jimmy Struthers gives birth to a 5 pound fetus every day man...
Mysteri0usMem0 6 months ago 71
if you made this video 2 days ago, i wouldnt of been on the toilet for 40 minutes squeezin a fucking football out my ass... seriously take there advice that shit hurts man!!
Mattymiller3 6 months ago 6
It's your ass hole, you only got one of them!
TheWizardTobe 6 months ago
no wonder my shit started to come out smother when i started to eat salads with my chikin n fish...
RattleheadAnthony 6 months ago
@ :10 Keith needs more fiber.
joelthebusinessman 6 months ago
NO I DONT WANNA BUILD MUSCLE OKAY MAN! IM JUST WATCHING FOR FUN MAN
grand433 6 months ago
Jimmy's asshole is already that size.
WingsofRedepmtion 6 months ago
yo, can i suggest u make videos on different exercises and ur perspectives/slash opinions of them? thanks
TheNoobshuffla 6 months ago
LMAO, "FETUS"
tddcmptn 6 months ago
I like how I finish 1 video just in time for the other to show up
salmon443 6 months ago 61
LOL...protect your asshole, mang
JCTPM 6 months ago
luimarco can do whatever the fuck he wants to doooo
kevinmejia13 6 months ago
4 lb fetus came out your ass ?!?!
JCTPM 6 months ago