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  • GOD DAMNIT SOPA DIDN'T SHUT DOWN MEGAUPLOAD. the MU shutdown was after SOPA lost nearly all support. They were shut down because of "The Mega Conspiracy" which was basically their program for paying people for uploading. It's a valid reason, but it most likely was because they were about to launch MegaBOX which would pay artists more than the labels would, and the RIAA took advantage of the questionable legality of their premium service. It wasn't SOPA. SOPA just would have made it easier to do.

  • me dad went to high school with Gabe Newell- Davis High, class of '80, Davis, CA. lol.

  • Gabe fell outta bed this morning.

  • dat gaben

  • well SOPA closed megaupload BUT SOPA/ACTA/PIPA ARE DEAD but megaupload will not get revived

  • you all remember to hold F11?

  • @NitroMani0 Jesus it looks like an earthquake

  • potato

  • P.S. I like poop.

  • I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE GABE NEWELLs WATCHING MEEEEE

  • To celebrate the 100.000 views... okay, not really, I just had to replace the old link, and I kept you waiting for long enough.

    I've decided to give Rapidshare a try, but if the website is too uncomfortable for the majority of you, I may decide to use something else, like Mediafire.

    In the mean time, feel free to download the .mp3 again, and thanks again for the staggering amount of views this sorry excuse of a video has gathered so far.

  • P.S. : Dat new beard.

  • @MisterSamurai Only 100 views?

  • FBI SUCKS, to revive megaupload!!!!!!!!!

  • I think Gabe lost a lot of calories after that dance

  • @kentuXXXa yes and copys of episode three spilled from his flabs like as if it was blood

  • this NEEDS an extended version with more lyrics.

  • Yes Gabe banned me ^^

  • 100 000 views!

  • umm more like ACTA sopa retreaded i think

  • hope to the idiots behind SOPA stay in hell for until half life 3 comes out.

    WHICH IS NEVER

  • can you re upload the song somwhere please

  • YEAY Imma download the song no- ._. WHYYYYYYY T-T

  • Who's watchin?

    Just me, Gabe Newell

  • The pic should be a spray

  • @Yomutsusuck it is

  • @Yomutsusuck it is

  • DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE!

    )youtube-mp3(dot)org

  • Where's the DL link? :)

  • @rupek1995 Why dont you download the video with YouTube downloader or something and convert to mp3 format?

  • @Fourwad loss of audio quality.

  • Who the fuck drew that? Link!

  • HE'S NOT DANCING IN TIME IT HURTS MY BRAIN.

  • megaupload was taken down because of fucking S.O.P.A

  • No, it's not just on Steam.

  • I wonder what All the people who make Gabe Newell will do after he releases Episode 3...

  • While I'd think that SOPA could wind up in the fourth circle of Hell: Greed, given that it's a piece of political legislation, I can really only see it winding up somewhere in the 8th circle: Fraud.

  • i keep thinking it says Gabe Noodle is watching me

  • I hate autotune, but this song is the most awesome thing I've ever heard.

  • OMG I can't stop hearing this!!

  • hl3* (not episode 3) -.-

  • @derkevevin Half-Life 2 Episode 3 derp

  • @ThePhysGun u think so? well if that game releases in 15 years, have fun with the few hours of playing a shitty episode on old engine

  • hl3* (not episode 3 -.-

  • commence booty shakin'

  • Mister samurai Mega upload wasn't taken down due to SOPA the Government was planning the shutdown and arrests since before christmas

  • Someone should redo this with steam, origin, and live, the game industry is watching us.

  • As we all may know, Megaupload was taken down in a pile of crud and sludge, which means my download link is no longer valid. I'll upload the audio file on another file sharing website soon. Thank you, SOPA. There shall be a special level of Hell for you.

  • @MisterSamurai It wasn't SOPA. SOPA is dead. It was FBI, and 15 minutes after Megaupload got taken down, Anonymous DDOSed a lot of websites, whitehouse.gov,fbi.gov...

  • @MisterSamurai It wasn't SOPA, The Government doesn't even NEED SOPA to do what it does.

  • @MisterSamurai SOPA did not pass. And Megaupload was accused of money laundering.

  • @MisterSamurai This wasnt because of SOPA, but yeah it sucks.

  • @MisterSamurai With the child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

  • @DalekHunter1994 and that asshole who cuts you off when you clearly have the right of way

  • @MisterSamurai upload at mediafire...

  • @MisterSamurai it was S.O.P.A

  • @MisterSamurai wanna know somthing sad, the person who ran megaupload was put in jail for 40 years thanks to SOPA

  • @mav6771 not cause sopa.

  • @MisterSamurai A level they reserve for child molesters and people that talk at the theater.

  • @Galient5 "people that talk at the theater." Hahahahaha LOL That was good!

  • @MisterSamurai Don't you just love the U.S. Gov??

  • @MisterSamurai SOPA did not do it.

  • @SuperDuperCrazyDude SOPA was the start of it, however.

  • @MisterSamurai FBI has a special level of hell, not SOPA.

  • @MisterSamurai Nothing to do with SOPA, its just they have been hosting pirated content for years and charging for it. Anyone could have seen it coming.

  • @randomsimsy Really, they have no idea if it's pirated content or not unless they download all the files them selves and open up the rars.

    Sure, the obvious "CALL OF BLACKOPS MODERN COMBAT" would be taken down, but they had to be reported first, which, people who downloaded shit didn't report them.

  • Valve: Amazing video game company with a cruel fanbase

  • @TheScissorSalad Its due to the fact that Ep3 isn't out yet, also cause Gabe is so fat.

  • @lennygoldentape A fat joke a day keeps Episode three away!

  • GABEN

  • so... no comments about f11?

  • @kiwininja100 I think you mean F13. Which only I have. ;3

  • Guys, news on Episode 3, It is being released! The date is said to be somewhere around febuary of 2012. I have also heard speculation that it is goign to be as late as 2014, but it is definitly being released. Gabe said so.

  • @Zeubermage

    You're wrong.

    Way wrong.

    They in fact have only just started voice recording for Episode 3, and in addition to that in the time they've procrastinated to do so, the voice actor for Dr. Breen has died.

  • @BlueDevil115 Breen died in HL2, so he is no use in the game anyhow.

  • @Zeubermage

    True, but they won't be able to record any new voice clips for use in Episode 3.

    Either way Episode 3 definitely not coming out in 2012. Have fun playing it on holograms in 2053.

  • @BlueDevil115 Hahaha, You too, hehehe.

  • >Coupon for Sniper: Ghostwarrior gold, 50% off, after holiday sale.

    >Holiday sale: Sniper: Ghostwarrior gold at 50% off.

    -_-;

  • Worth the weight!

  • I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE, GABE NEWELLS DELAYING EPICODE 3

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 

  • Hold F11 for full effect

  • i wason Cosmic Break

    i was on union where suddenly...

    guy:gabens WATCHING U! BEWARE THE GABEN!

    me:shit! e_e

    (suddenly a shade on the side of my window was blocking al the suns light)

    me:SHIT I BETTER CALL 911!or should i call some moderators? >:3

  • everytime you call gabe newell fat, episode 3 get delayed 2 weeks

  • This song is Funny and Stupid! LOL! :)

  • Hold F11 for realistic effects.

  • a gabe newell joke a day keeps episode three away

  • Dear god,michael jackson reincarnated into gabe newell

  • @lennygoldentape which is the main stupid reason people hate him...

    I mean, at least he and Valve made other games to make us stop bitch and moan for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!!

  • @lennygoldentape it's true, sadly

  • @lennygoldentape your'e assuming that episode 3 has even been started :P

  • @lennygoldentape 0_0 We need a time machine. NOW

  • @lennygoldentape that mean RIP episode 3

  • Gabe Newell is FOREVER!

  • I sometimes sing this version of the song at school... Everyone asks me who Gabe Newell is...

  • HL3 delayed

  • i'm offline from steam right now thank god!!!!!

  • Thats some nice shuffling you have there. Would be a shame if somehting happen to it

  • is he dancing, running forward, running backwards, or running in place?!

  • More sooongs MORE !!!!

  • daaw <3 he's so cute !

  • gabes not fat thats just his inbuilt airbags.. he is a bit clumsy

  • Lol

  • WTB 10HOUR VERISION

  • It's so scary that he "hops" to the music perfectly. :L

  • I wahnt to bohne taht fat guy up his juicy azz. :D

  • I'm surprised this hasn't got a million views yet. :X Can tell the uploader/creator thought it would be a bigger youtube hit than it was.

  • @DAyomandude That's... a LOT of neurons. He must be a bloody genius.

  • my dad was downstairs hooked up to my computer and he saw this whole thing.

    yeah, hes watching me.

    Later I went dowsnstairs and hes like: WHY R U WATCHING FAT GUYS DANCE!?

  • Episode 3 delay period because of this video: 1 month every 20 seconds.

  • he runnig to mot make h2l episode 3

  • this is a revoloution of fads =3

  • im not saying that gabe is bad but where da f**k is ep3

  • Better than original

  • GUYS, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO EPISODE 3, GABES HIDING IT INSIDE HIS SHIRT!

  • EA watches everyone for $_$

  • @NonstopRam yeah the Mass effect 3 Day 1 DLC it was beacuse iam pretty sure

  • A insult video a day keeps episode 3 away

  • @darkfish2 Lol, only 5 people use Steam :P

  • Nooooo, theres goes my Episode 3...

  • Gabe newell is creator of Steam & Valve

  • @darkfish2 Apparently out of all the people that watched this only 11 use steam. Guess we're a rare breed of pc gamer.

  • @darkfish2 Everybody uses steam!

  • @darkfish2 i try not to lol

  • @darkfish2 thumbs up if you u NO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • GABE NEWELL IS WATCHING ME.

  • Stop right there.

    The song is by Rockwell, Michael Jackson in this case is just a side singer, just to make things clear.

    I credited the song in the video description, as per usual.

  • @MisterSamurai i know this is by Rockwell but ... but... OK

  • @MisterSamurai Yeah but the beat is from the mysto and pizzi version plus rockwell isnt even the true artist he got his rich father to buy him a song for him to sing the idiot cant even carry a tune.

  • @MisterSamurai Stop right there, criminal scum!

  • @MisterSamurai of course you credited it, or else the copyrights would rape your butt

  • @MisterSamurai I'll let you finish...

  • @MisterSamurai But you didn't allow him to pay the fine D:

  • @MisterSamurai problem?

  • @MisterSamurai Is it wrong I saw that comment and finished the first sentence with "CRIMINAL SCUM"

  • @TommyDDoom Nope.

  • @TommyDDoom It's Rockwell... Michael just did the chorus.

  • WTF IS THIS?! XD

  • Fuck me this is catchy.

  • I feel the same way.

  • Instead of those Big Brother watching it should be Gabe Newell's watching

  • Half-Life 2: Deathmeatch 2.0 was released on Oct. 21. They will release Ep.3 now?

  • Dear Gabe,

    Go back to highschool and learn how to count to three

    DUMBASS

  • @starkiller9831 haha!! xD

  • Gaben?

    

  • @elamoXD LOL, If we made a series about that, it would be Season 1 Episode one titled: Meanwhile..At Valve

  • Which I personally never going to understand.

    This person: Gabe Newell have created a perfect game: Half-Life 2, He also created other epic games: Left 4 Dead 1-2. Team Fortress 2, Portal 1-2, Yet people constantly make fun out of him.

    You guys think Gabe Newell don't know the internet exist? I mean, what if he sees all this "hatred" toward him? I know it's a cheap explanation, but what if he really sees this, and EP3 is really not coming out because: "They hate me, they get nothing" Possible.

  • @mastergmod interesting think

  • @mastergmod What's an internet?

  • @mastergmod

    I guess he would give a fuck about YT trolls.

    We will see when HL3 will be released. Mabye they work on it already.

  • @TheMetastasia According to all the rumors spreading around the internet, it is possible that they do. They have announced that EP3 is cancelled, and there won't be other episodes [According to a few sites] only a complete new game. So, yes. I do believe they are working on it.

  • @mastergmod gaben is a fucking god

  • @TheMetastasia He worked on HL-2 before HL-1 was released

  • @mastergmod He needs to count to three.

  • I think he is running after the ice cream truck.

  • hehe

    

  • Episode 3 is now delayed forever now because of this video.

  • @HalfLife2City17 nope, hes fat, like many of the american population.

  • gabe newell > gordon freeman > God > chuck norris

  • I always feel like Gabe Newells Watchin' me and I got no privacy on Gmod.

  • This is retardedly funny

  • why are people trolling the same person who mde great games

  • @xeypher108 It's just light-hearted joking.

  • @Thatoneassclown understandable but excesive

  • @xeypher108 it's funny because he's fat... no wait that was mean wasn't it? aww :(